Mike Tanier
@miketanier.bsky.social
Writer/Editor/Founder of Too Deep Zone: Subscriber-supported gonzo NFL journalism. Former NFL writer for Football Outsiders, Bleacher Report, the New York Times, Sports on Earth and other publications, some of which still exist!
created October 5, 2023
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Matt Lombardo (@mattlombardo.bsky.social) reposted
Pumped for today’s Between The Hashmarks Podcast with @miketanier.bsky.social and a really cool guest! Get it first, and delivered to your inbox by subscribing to Between The Hashmarks: MattLombardoNFL.substack.com We *really* appreciate the support and are looking forward to a great season! 🏈
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
😨
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
If you have to ask ...
Aaron Schatz (@aaronschatz.com) reposted
New at @ftnfantasy.com from @brykno.bsky.social is a look at 2025 NFL awards. For each award, we look at a favorite, a value, and a longshot. Can Bijan win OPOY? Will Joe Burrow take home an MVP? CMC or Aidan Hutchinson for CPOY? MVP free, rest $ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-pres...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. Would have had a hard time focusing on lifting weights and learning the playbook myself.
Kevin Fishbain (@kfishbain.bsky.social) reposted
Must-read here from Zak on a topic that will resonate with Bears fans
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Most NFL decision makers aren’t really trying to win a Super Bowl in most years. They are simply trying to avoid getting fired. Winning the Super Bowl just happens to be the most surefire way to avoid getting fired. miketanier.substack.com/p/secret-wis...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
That's 10 AM Defending Super Bowl Champion time!
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
The eldest starts student teaching today but has an apartment. He may move back next year to save dough when he gets his first job. Two teachers getting ready at dawn = me sleeping in the backyard for 10 months.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
And of course I wake up to "get the kids ready for school," even though they are off at college. So I make coffee, feed the dog and then sit here and LOL at Bill Belichick's debut for 45 minutes.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
ME, ALL SUMMER: Waking up around 6:30 AM, relatively refreshed and ready to start the day. ME, WAKING UP TO WIFE'S BACK-TO-SCHOOL ALARM AT 6:15:
Trenton Makes Indivisible (@trentonmakesionj.bsky.social) reposted
Labor Day protest to support immigrant workers and their families. #resistenciaenaccion #indivisible #iceoutprinceton
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
And on into the New Jersey night.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
An unexpected guest at the demonstration! @njindivisible.bsky.social
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Spirited Anti-Trump demonstration, Black Horse Pike, Bellmawr NJ. @njindivisible.bsky.social
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
That's the spirit! How Bout Dem Cowboys!
Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. (@wiltfongjr.bsky.social) reposted
#Bears receiver DJ Moore understands that perception is reality, and he plans to be more aware of how he’s perceived this year. More here at WCG: www.windycitygridiron.com/chicago-bear...
Stu Jackson (@stujrams.bsky.social) reposted
Sean McVay said he expects QB Matthew Stafford to start this Sunday vs. Texans.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Patton Oswald traveling back in time to play the devil on that cover.
timkawakami.bsky.social (@timkawakami.bsky.social) reposted
I walked into practice and it looked like the 49ers had 400 healthy players today -- after what it's been the last few weeks. I literally had to ask who No. 94 was because I forgot from last year after not seeing him at all this summer. That's Gross-Matos.
Dan Pizzuta (@danpizzuta.bsky.social) reposted
Welcome to Snaps & Stats, where I'll be posting content this season snaps-and-stats.ghost.io/welcome-to-s...
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
Decent crowd at the HB pier, about a hundred people so far protesting Trump.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Reasonable! But have you landed on "He's actually not that good?" Or "We're smart for not making moves like this one?"
G. Willow Wilson (@gwillow.me) reposted
Happy Labor Day
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprisingly few modern contracts actually do that. Also, when the argument boils down to "let's see who's laughing in 4 years..."
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. That was never my strong suit. Maybe...using the written word to communicate ANYTHING of value?
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Based on my timeline both Cowboys and Lions fans have switched to prescription-strength copium over the Parsons trade.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes indeed.
Ben Standig (@benstandig.bsky.social) reposted
It's time to consider Commanders' GM Adam Peters' roster point of view without waiting for free agency and the draft. Why examining Washington's 2026 roster offers insight into 2025 goals. open.substack.com/pub/lastmans...
Brian Wacker (@brianwacker1.bsky.social) reposted
John Harbaugh: “We need to find a way to do it better.” Spoke w the #Ravens coach about changes he made on the field and off it going into his 18th season and in pursuit of a Super Bowl title. Story #RavensFlock www.baltimoresun.com/2025/09/01/r...
Sheil Kapadia (@sheilkapadia.bsky.social) reposted
New Ringer NFL Show: The debut edition of Kapadia Court! @syedschemes.bsky.social makes arguments for 8 QBs to break out in 2025. I dress up like a judge and make an eventual ruling. (You might want to *watch* this one). Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/21lt... YouTube: youtu.be/LOMWMs3EqxE?...
Jared Mueller (@thejared.bsky.social) reposted
QB guru Greg Cosell: Browns Dillon Gabriel reminds Kevin Stefanski of a Top 20 QB www.dawgsbynature.com/cleveland-br...
Matt Lombardo (@mattlombardo.bsky.social) reposted
Good morning 🌞Column is up! It’s my colossal NFL Preview Spectacular! Every division winner, every award category, and a Super Bowl pick that will probably surprise some folks! mattlombardonfl.substack.com/p/from-eagle...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Gonna hit folks with some NFL reposts this AM as we get ready for kickoff.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Maybe Arch is tanking for them!
Fooch (@davidfucillo.bsky.social) reposted
Just a reminder, DC folks! We're gonna have a great group of folks together running from 14th and U NW to the White House and back tomorrow (Monday) at 10am. All running and walking paces are welcome! @therunchat.com @51st.news @wcp.bsky.social @washingtonian.com
Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ (@arif.bsky.social) reposted
Micah Parsons and the Value of One Player www.wideleft.football/p/micah-pars...
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
WOW - 80 yd punt return TD for South Carolina's Vicari Swain
Bryan Knowles (@brykno.bsky.social) reposted
4 days until the NFL season kicks off! This graphic has the 13 players with the most approximate value wearing the #4 jersey. How many can YOU name? Fantastic, four.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
It was a prefab take. The Purdy deal could have been $50mil over 3 years and half the Internet would have gone "Herp derp, too much money, Purdy overrated." And NFL execs get half of their oppo research from ESPN.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
NFL execs gossip like the middle school color guard.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Every one of the execs polled would have given Purdy the same contract except for the ones that would have paid him more.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Rival NFL execs shouldn't throw stones.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Gosh golly gee thanks for the information. Tell me more! (Mutes argumentative dillwad)
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Most cities aren't full of sports media doomers. Philly is unique in that sense.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. RJ is realistic. Just putting lots of sugar in the medicine.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
At least vintage Jerrah would have bagged Isaac TeSlaa.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
... in which Jerrah, riverboat gambler and roster architect, chose a RB from his alma mater at precise moment the rest of the league was figuring out the analytics behind drafting RBs in the first round.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
The triumphant Felix Jones/Mike Jenkins draft! Who can forget how it changed the balance of power in the NFL forever?
Matt Lombardo (@mattlombardo.bsky.social) reposted
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Indivisible One New Jersey (@njindivisible.bsky.social) reposted
💙
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
The Arch Push
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Rats. Looked like a true breakout candidates
Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) reposted
My god, he will select the head of John the Baptist
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
The Dolphins are what happens when you hire Brainy Smurf to coach your football team. miketanier.substack.com/p/closing-ar...
Matt Lombardo (@mattlombardo.bsky.social) reposted
Settle in with your morning coffee, and what I’m hearing from folks inside the NFL. ☕️
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
DPOY: +750 Comeback Player of the Year: +275 Whatever you do, do not parlay them.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
That is REALLY overstating it. Seasons 4 and 6-7 of VOY are pretty darn good. Lower Decks is hilarious and sweet. Strange New Worlds was great up until this uneven current season.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
"For the Saints, this was a slice of the Superdome. As Manning lined up in the shotgun with 3:24 left, down 24–17, the energy in the stadium reflected the mood in the rest of the country, anything but neutral." -- Lee Jenkins, 2010 miketanier.substack.com/p/five-signa...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it's fun, but: a) Maybe we should be off helping planets with their personal problems; and b) It feels weird that Spock got with the entire female Enterprise staff, and by TOS all are gone but Uhura and a heartsick Chapel.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is now Bridget Spock's Diary.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
You are down with the Making Movies album?
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Listen to the whole album!!!
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Gonna aim to attend this one!
Action Together New Jersey (@atnj.org) reposted
Labor Day 8:30am #OceanCity NJ www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
Action Together New Jersey (@atnj.org) reposted
Sunday #Montclair NJ www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
showing up is part of the work
Aaron Schatz (@aaronschatz.com) reposted
Here's an interesting change from the Micah Parsons trade. Detroit and Chicago now move ahead of the New York Giants for the toughest projected schedule by average DVOA of opponents. San Francisco still the easiest. Full DVOA projection update with new playoff odds coming Sept 3.
Jarrett Bailey (@jbaileynfl.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe Shedeur Sanders just struggled and the Browns aren’t out to get him… Or maybe Kevin Stefanski was possessed by a Two-Face variant that caused him to purposely sabotage the rookie quarterback, right? RIGHT?! Now on The Snap⤵️
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
"It was so crowded we couldn't even get from the pregame show to the opening kickoff in the press box. There was U2, Green Day, a giant jazz fest. There were just masses of people everywhere who weren't even going to the game." -- Bobby Hebert. miketanier.substack.com/p/five-signa...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, he's not coming for you personally.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Jerrah if the Packers win the Super Bowl...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
The Falcoholic (@thefalcoholic.bsky.social) reposted
This was like watching a merchant in an RPG explain why he bought 150 wheels of cheese off an adventurer
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
From late July: miketanier.substack.com/i/169365950/...
Bryan Knowles (@brykno.bsky.social) reposted
I amend this to you should also really know the last name of your superstar wide receiver.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrong cognitive issue.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
What do we think is really in Stephen's water bottle?
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Matthew Stafford got an upgrade!
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
"This is what being bad at a job you can't get fired from because you own the company looks like!"
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
omg
Scott Lemieux (@lemieuxlgm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
A good time to read @miketanier.bsky.social's pouring out a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue for the Jerrah Cowboys as a serious NFL organization: miketanier.substack.com/p/oh-jerrah-...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Might want to hug a Lions fan...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry ... struggling a bit to place a fascinating unique spin on "clownshow organization trades one of the best defenders in NFL to playoff team seeking a missing piece on defense."
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Expert analysis on the Micah Parsons trade from the Cowboys to the Packers: It does pretty much what is says on the label.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
The house has spoken.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. Kimber AND Jones?
Aaron Schatz (@aaronschatz.com) reposted
Actually, if there's anything Jerry Jones does right, it is drafting. They have a good drafting record especially offensive linemen!
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Morale level in the Cowboys locker room...
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
Jerrah playing poker with Pokémon cards.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
Just had a light family dinner and walked the dog. Did I miss anything?
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my entrance music!!!
Indivisible One New Jersey (@njindivisible.bsky.social) reposted
WATCH AND LISTEN IF YOU ARE COMING TO THIS LATE. "CDC SAVES LIVES, CDC SAVES LIVES" There is power in collection action - and reason, science, and compassion. New possibilities exist now that didn't exist earlier today.
Mike Tanier (@miketanier.bsky.social)
She's not a gold digger. She's the femme fatale from a film noIr written by ChatGPT.
Matt Lombardo (@mattlombardo.bsky.social) reposted
Guys, I have been saying it and writing it for weeks. I don’t think Micah Parsons wants to be, or will be a Cowboy. mattlombardonfl.substack.com/p/just-to-be...
Seth Emerson (@sethemerson.bsky.social) reposted
Back then: Brilliant! Today: Sorry, about 385 words short of needed for SEO.