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Mikey Johnston

@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social

artist body piercer lifelong Mets fan shitposter socialist rambler rapidly aging punk

created December 10, 2024

177 followers 260 following 309 posts

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Profile picture 🏳️‍⚧️ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted

{yakov smirnoff voice} In Fascist America, Robert F. Kennedy commit grisly public murder of YOU!

29/8/2025, 1:29:48 PM | 100 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Too little far too late. So much damage has already been done and with these ghouls representing the opposition best case scenario we have a possibility of maybe fixing 5% of it several years from now as long as they don't let it get worse which they absolutely will

28/8/2025, 10:24:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hans MLman (@hansmlman.bsky.social) reposted

The Orgy Dome has fallen

A picture of a sign that says orgy dome with the caption
27/8/2025, 11:56:15 PM | 286 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

Could be wrong here but I believe that’s an MS-13 tattoo

Trump with a bruise
25/8/2025, 6:37:29 PM | 203 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

3 stars

25/8/2025, 4:19:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

I mean.. really boils down the essence of what the DEMS postelection have to offer doesn't it How much voter confidence do these rubes think they inspire when they turn to potential voters to debate which rights or minority groups need to be sacrificed to attract the moderate fascist vote

24/8/2025, 4:29:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

If no one really cared about trans rights this conversation wouldn't be happening Newsom wouldn't be talking about it There wouldn't this concerted effort to sell us on the importance of finding middle ground with demagoguery CLEARLY trans rights matter to the people DEMs need to win elections

24/8/2025, 4:09:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously the incessant demand by DEMs to be rewarded for being the second worse person in the room is really fucking galling

23/8/2025, 5:27:24 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP knows they can rely on DEMs to be actively hostile to the very people they need to win elections The expectation DEMs have of the electorate is to unquestioningly supply votes and to otherwise shut up and expect nothing The "unrealistic purity test" is coming from the party establishment

23/8/2025, 5:25:56 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

big ol bear STAY HYDRATED THIS IS A THREAT
20/8/2025, 8:58:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Although he could don a propeller cap and carry a large novelty lollipop thus drawing the eye away from his jacket sleeves

20/8/2025, 8:54:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules.su) reposted

bro WHAT IS IN those epstein files

16/8/2025, 8:01:19 AM | 1356 269 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squillium (@squillium.bsky.social) reposted

Uncanny

Donald Trump shaking Vladimir Putin's hand, looking mentally and physically defeated Wimpy from Popeye
16/8/2025, 2:12:55 PM | 62 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

Ordinarily I'd never buy a Falcons jersey but I'd rock one that said Penis Jr on the back

14/8/2025, 8:19:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait for these ghouls to be dragged before the Hague

14/8/2025, 4:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus would try a Reese cup and it would blow his mind. Eat a fig and feel satisfied after THIS

11/8/2025, 5:12:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Only Goya brand tho Jesus don't do that generic shit

11/8/2025, 5:09:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

You.. you see how that's bad, right? That's objectively bad for democracy

10/8/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

Not something I was aware of but doesn't surprise me in the slightest

9/8/2025, 6:57:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Why have the real father on to talk about it when you could simply program a chatbot to wear his skin and generate predictive text about it?

7/8/2025, 11:38:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

6/8/2025, 9:07:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Writing vapid poetry about my predictive text app

6/8/2025, 2:11:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Deadpool is ineligible to vote in American elections (Canadian) (legally dead)

4/8/2025, 11:53:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

yo this fuckin sucks

4/8/2025, 10:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Simultaneously asserting that voters don't care about trans rights and republicans win because people who are concerned about trans rights aren't voting for democrats Real hamster brain shit

4/8/2025, 1:02:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

its ready

3/8/2025, 11:02:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

The only people comfortable with sacrificing any group are the ones comfortable that they will not be considered part of that group (0.05% of the american population is over 170,000 individual lives)

3/8/2025, 8:11:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

"Minimizing cruelty" is a weird choice of words

3/8/2025, 7:23:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kottke.org (@kottke.org) reposted

How to Upload an Image to a Bird. This is super cool and clever: this guy drew a picture of a bird, played it as a sound, a starling mimicked the sound, which was then decoded back into the bird picture. 🤯 [kottke.org]

31/7/2025, 7:46:02 PM | 33 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

no hate on Tyler Rogers but oof we overpaid

30/7/2025, 8:27:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

At first I questioned the use of the word "furiously" but upon viewing clearly that indeed is an apt descriptor

30/7/2025, 12:30:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

People weren't being respectful to your attempt to take advantage of a very recent mass shooting to spread misinformation and try to land some cheap blows in the mayoral election?? Clearly everyone else is wrong

29/7/2025, 11:58:24 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Being against the law hasn't stopped him. The law is only as good as the will or ability to enforce it

29/7/2025, 3:49:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne.bsky.social) reposted

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM
28/7/2025, 6:17:11 PM | 1911 616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

People don't like the truth

28/7/2025, 4:32:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emma™ (@cockremover.bsky.social) reposted

antibiotics are cancel culture

27/7/2025, 9:44:19 PM | 75 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

Sometimes I encounter things in the wild with zero context and frankly like them better that way

28/7/2025, 3:05:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rhiannon (@aywarhiannon.bsky.social) reposted

Amazon union organizer Chris Smalls was on the Gaza freedom flotilla which was just raided by Israeli forces.

26/7/2025, 11:11:53 PM | 930 357 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

0% chance that actually goes towards the national debt

25/7/2025, 9:10:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you feel any bit of shame any time you have to crawl back to a position you had previously chided the left for championing?

25/7/2025, 7:35:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the democrats aren't talking more about the constitutional crisis this administration and supreme court have led us into is beyond me

23/7/2025, 8:58:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

23/7/2025, 1:28:13 PM | 17539 5050 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

The phrase "really good" doing a lotta heavy lifting there

21/7/2025, 4:15:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

dramatic donnie trump
20/7/2025, 6:43:26 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

She saw the video, right?

19/7/2025, 9:27:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Evergreen

19/7/2025, 9:23:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

I saw this too and was very confused. I still have no idea what it's about

19/7/2025, 5:02:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

ᴠᴇʀʏ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ

18/7/2025, 3:48:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom McH (@tommchenry.bsky.social) reposted

ME, QUANTUM LEAPING INTO LENIN'S BODY IN APRIL 1917, RIGHT AS HE RETURNS TO PETROGRAD FROM EXILE: Look at these backward Rs! AL: Tom, Ziggy says there's an 80% chance you'll need to rally Bolsheviks to overthrow the Provisional Government if you want to leap! NBC EXECUTIVE: Nope. Nu-uh.

17/7/2025, 4:37:07 AM | 113 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

W

16/7/2025, 7:55:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

image
16/7/2025, 12:30:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social) reposted

paradox, you say

Research reveals a paradox: the more people understand AI, the more hesitant they may become to embrace it.
14/7/2025, 2:41:15 AM | 2801 624 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Craft an entire story around a couple of anonymous Facebook comments? I saw a lot of people on Facebook say they're thinking of moving *to* NYC. Contact me for your next story

14/7/2025, 4:42:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is the media still treating this like it's normal and legal when neither is true

12/7/2025, 8:37:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture motzenballer (@motzenballer.com) reposted

thanks to @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online for telling me this was coming up. absolute banger of a tiny desk concert

11/7/2025, 4:25:40 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social)

This is how they look right before they molt. In a week or two that'll shed off and he'll consume it while his new cuticle hardens

10/7/2025, 3:41:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Gets more demented the closer you get

Close up of our president's... skin? Is that what that is?
10/7/2025, 3:38:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted

they used to send the CIA in and do a coup. washed nation

9/7/2025, 9:14:54 PM | 1917 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Peter Davis (@speterdavis.com) reposted

There's a lot of calling Crémieux an academic and Chris Rufo a journalist going on in this news story accusing a man of misrepresenting his identity

7/7/2025, 3:24:13 AM | 5500 1093 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

I fuckin wish

6/7/2025, 8:42:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture arr (@arr.bsky.social) reposted

I know a lot of people are stressed out right now. That's why I'm offering Facetime guided meditation sessions where you close your eyes and I describe a nonexistent 1995 film called "The Beastie Boys Movie." The plot is rudimentary but I tell you about all the celebrity cameos and stuff. $200/hour.

6/7/2025, 4:59:35 PM | 455 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Go to hell
6/7/2025, 5:53:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave
5/7/2025, 10:39:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

At first I thought greg was cool but now I just don't know anymore

5/7/2025, 9:25:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp. I'm sure Trump saw that

5/7/2025, 7:00:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture good hyuck, babe! (@markpopham.bsky.social) reposted

4/7/2025, 11:54:21 PM | 3591 786 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah bro this sucks shit

5/7/2025, 3:23:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

The framing of the article clearly isn't presenting this information as a way to highlight the struggle of those with diverse backgrounds when presented with such scenarios. This is clearly an attempt to imply Mamdani had nefarious intentions

5/7/2025, 3:20:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) reposted

This looks like bribery in plain sight. Paramount folded at the same time it needs Trump's approval for a billion-dollar merger. I’m calling for an investigation into whether any anti-bribery laws were broken, and I'm working on a new bill to rein in this kind of corruption.

2/7/2025, 2:58:52 PM | 3502 734 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas needs a zohan this dude lost by 10 points to ted fuckin cruz ffs

1/7/2025, 2:41:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

These people are not serious. This is not an opposition party

30/6/2025, 10:33:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

man's been right a lot lately

30/6/2025, 4:06:36 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

you're giving sole credit to these people for things they would have never been able to accomplish without thousands of manhours of labor of other people. the proportional contributions these people actually made does not justify such extreme concentration of wealth by any logic

30/6/2025, 4:06:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punk Rock History (@punkrockhistory.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Birthday to Roger Miret, vocalist for New York hardcorepunk band Agnostic Front, born on this day in 1964, Havanna, Kuba Agnostic Front - Crucified - Live at CBGB #punkrock #hardcorepunk #rogermiret #punkrockhistory #otd

30/6/2025, 2:26:15 AM | 149 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

based

29/6/2025, 8:12:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

A bunch of *racists* aided in landing us here. Many of them within the democratic party self-identifying as liberals using the tactic of blaming minority communities for finding themselves targets of fascist hate through no fault of their own

29/6/2025, 7:07:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats really do want a "big tent" party without actual facilitating a big tent don't they? Coalition Building for Losers

27/6/2025, 9:13:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

How it started. How it’s going.

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27/6/2025, 7:26:16 PM | 1059 156 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Billionaires occupy this weird uncanny valley

26/6/2025, 8:31:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Mfer needs to pay some taxes

26/6/2025, 8:28:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Binder (@mattbinder.bsky.social) reposted

just a completely normal thing for a republican member of Congress to do apparently no one with any power or authority will despise out against it, the media won't cover it as racist or xenophobic they do if you dare show empathy for Muslim people

Rep. Andy Ogles # @RepOgles Follow Zohran
26/6/2025, 7:58:31 PM | 509 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture New York Shit Post (@nyshitpost.com) reposted

Put Me In A Coffin And Fill The Grave With Cement: A Farewell to Andrew Cuomo
25/6/2025, 7:03:14 PM | 127 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Cocks out for Nick

25/6/2025, 7:37:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Connor Ewing (@cmewing.bsky.social) reposted

In a June Democratic mayoral primary, Zohran Mamdani received more votes than 22 sitting US Senators received in their most recent general elections.

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25/6/2025, 11:04:48 AM | 8414 1755 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yeah

25/6/2025, 3:06:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kylie, themeny of the state,,, (@kylie.hater.club) reposted

Never on any planet would I have put any of these words together in a sentence

24/6/2025, 10:32:17 PM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude are you not paying attention to what you're voting on there? Cuz you literally JUST voted FOR Trump's crypto bill. Why do we still tolerate democrats actively proliferating the very things they claim they're trying to combat?

23/6/2025, 5:57:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

We must shame the MORE people we need to win elections for doing nothing more than trying to warn us this very thing is about to happen

23/6/2025, 5:14:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Harris would be president right now if the "moderate republican voters" the dems so breathlessly craft their messaging around every election not turned out to be completely imaginary again Hard to believe the coalition of fictional people and people who stand for nothing somehow lost the election

23/6/2025, 5:12:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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image
22/6/2025, 6:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

22/6/2025, 1:35:36 PM | 9211 1413 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be a HIPAA violation to disclose

21/6/2025, 11:59:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Well many American workers are themselves trans or immigrants. That's not a distraction from attacks on the working class. They are themselves attacks on the working class. Wish this party would understand that

21/6/2025, 4:49:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

The blue maga weirdos are just as uncreative with their historical editing as the originals

21/6/2025, 4:13:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh?

21/6/2025, 4:01:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

I got mad and I wrote about it.

20/6/2025, 11:22:15 PM | 2864 679 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikey Johnston (@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

locked in

20/6/2025, 2:38:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view