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Emily

@mildlyreal.bsky.social

Wrangler of goblin children. Book, craft and gardening dork. Bread wizard.

created April 20, 2023

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I think something similar is in place? www.kuow.org/stories/conf...

5/9/2025, 6:01:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks to a standing order signed by the state health officer Thursday, anyone in Washington state can get the Covid-19 vaccine without consulting their doctor.

4/9/2025, 9:39:22 PM | 627 269 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got a message that said the covid vaccine might not be covered by insurance.

4/9/2025, 8:45:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok the damn thing made the ticketmaster sound when my spot opened up and I lost a spot twice and it felt very much like trying to get TXT tickets

4/9/2025, 8:44:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm still in line

4/9/2025, 8:12:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm in a virtual line for a flu/covid drive through clinic for our kids and I'm like 2000 in line and it will take an hour. While I'm annoyed, I'm sort of glad that vaccines have kpop levels of popularity in our area.

4/9/2025, 6:06:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

4/9/2025, 5:27:01 PM | 6191 3478 | View on Bluesky | view

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If i could please transfer about half the people pleasing from our older kid to the younger kid.

4/9/2025, 3:55:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a retainer which I assume I'm going to bite through in this next year

4/9/2025, 3:04:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wake up with my teeth clenched so tight that my back hurts. This is fine.

4/9/2025, 2:55:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 3:24:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I know men can be infected with hpv as well and it can cause cancers for them too. But he's not the only one who might want senior home fun

4/9/2025, 3:23:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was annoyed when my husband's pcp recommended and gave him an hpv shot last year like it was routine but mine said I didn't need it. I AM THE ONE WITH A DANG CERVIX. I went to Safeway and got it done anyway.

4/9/2025, 3:21:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Restraint collapse is a hell of a thing.

4/9/2025, 12:25:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm about to go back to Rick Steves

3/9/2025, 10:42:35 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I iiiiii just went and found a bunch of videos of this and aaaaaahhhhhhjj

3/9/2025, 7:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Taber (@sarahtaber.bsky.social) reposted

When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine," That's... usually not the case! In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using. We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that? youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk

3/9/2025, 6:30:53 PM | 8137 2336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emily (@mildlyreal.bsky.social) reply parent

We did, in fact, get rolled.

3/9/2025, 3:09:15 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm, so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?" Is not a set of lines I was expecting to go back to twenty years later and go "ohhhh" to

3/9/2025, 3:05:44 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like if what he's saying is at all true then DAMN can I get some mroe vaccines in my kids because they're wearing me out with their extroversion and energy

1/9/2025, 7:31:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok I hadn't quite appreciated the cultural takeover of kpop demon hunters until I heard a cabin of 7 year olds scream singing Golden

31/8/2025, 3:57:41 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol nevermind this cabin has wifi.

30/8/2025, 11:02:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love how your work spans from thoughtful and detailed to whimsical and unhinged. I just bark giggled over the dissected fruit bat.

30/8/2025, 8:48:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A friend's cat just passed away and I am looking at old pictures of our pets hanging out together. Crying about a dog that's been gone for five years. But he was the best dog.

An orange and white cat stands behind a tan and white dog. Both have pointy ears and are sitting on a pine wood floor
30/8/2025, 8:45:30 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The voice acting is so stacked

30/8/2025, 7:07:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those wee corn garnishes!

30/8/2025, 3:11:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just saying that I'm about to go into a camping situation where there's probably not a lot of cell phone coverage nor really time to be online so it's everyone's job to make sure when I get back within connection range on Sunday afternoon that it's Extremely Funny okay?

30/8/2025, 5:23:45 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funko is making one and it's the only time I've ever wanted one of these things funko.com/pop-derpy-wi...

30/8/2025, 4:45:22 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death wish?

30/8/2025, 4:10:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are going on our first girl scout overnight tomorrow. Oh god I have to small talk with other people for 18-20 hours?

30/8/2025, 4:00:24 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It took me a while to get used to finding my car with washington plates on it.

29/8/2025, 9:34:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These next few weeks are a flurry of back to school activities and schedule changes , picking up the duties for a school group administrative board seat and a cross country work trip and my as-is condition executive function is struggling to keep up

28/8/2025, 3:54:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also in the comedy that I sometimes live in, the firefighters swung by and I awkwardly wave while putting out the embers with our little garden hose. He offered to get me a kid's helmet

27/8/2025, 4:44:45 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably. If mom doesn't find them

27/8/2025, 4:19:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids put a firework in our mailbox. It went boom.

27/8/2025, 4:06:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This seems about right for 2025.

A singed envelope with the logo of The Onion peeking out from the top left corner.
27/8/2025, 3:42:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the ingredients are totally there and I'm a terrible role model for that as well. Belle is great 💛🌹

27/8/2025, 2:56:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't give them ideas

26/8/2025, 8:50:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And substantially more career longevity.

26/8/2025, 8:45:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like it instantly went rancid!

26/8/2025, 6:15:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. Nono. Did they put like mushroom junk in there

26/8/2025, 6:10:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emily (@mildlyreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay and that is the raddest kid. I love snake kids. I wish all y'all got extra gold stars or something for going from first time parents to kindergarten over these last five years. Like sincerely.

26/8/2025, 6:06:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh momma. I have a rising fifth grader too and thinking about her kindergarten experience vs her younger sister has always had me feeling a lot about it. I'm raising a glass to you!

26/8/2025, 6:03:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhat reassuring information from a Seattle based pediatric group. Gonna ask our pediatrician this week if they're still planning on doing their fall drive through vaccine clinic. Also this group always gets the song stuck in my head

26/8/2025, 5:57:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kid lit is SO FUN. It's so easy to wander the stacks of the library and find just wild story premises. A world where everyone gets wings. A girl raising chickens with super powers (the chickens not the girl). And this one which is a school of composing magic?

A book titled The Midnight Orchestra with drawings of a girl with dark hair holding an oboe, a red headed flutist and a fierce brunette in feathers on the keyboard
26/8/2025, 4:07:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our big kid is a Belle nose in a book kind of reader and has been complimented for it by TSA and a restaurant owner and I can see it becoming something she's proud of.

26/8/2025, 3:58:29 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just gonna say that the only other place I've seen it in such consistent usage is from Karens using it to write to our HOA

24/8/2025, 6:40:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Older kid asks younger kid "what's that bird called that turns things into stone by looking at them?" Younger kid answers "cockatrice" I asked why she knew that. Apparently it's a My Little Pony thing?

24/8/2025, 5:11:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think our kid has only done Artemis so we will go find the other ones! Thank you!

23/8/2025, 4:53:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nasa.gov/learning-res...

23/8/2025, 4:52:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! It's short but it's sweet and educational and made with care.

23/8/2025, 4:05:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have they played the NASA dlc?

23/8/2025, 4:59:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am being very smug that the older kid is humming Yakko's World under her breath ALSO we just found the brief reboot from 2020-2023 and they updated the song!

22/8/2025, 4:14:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today in Context Matters This was in the bathroom of a Korean fried chicken place.

A wooden sign that says
21/8/2025, 9:04:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks Past Me!

21/8/2025, 7:15:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who knew that a childhood of acting as a parental go-between for parents with mismatched communication styles would give me the skill set to do the same thing on a departmental level between managers. Also someone please shoot me with the darts that make rhinos go to sleep for dental work

21/8/2025, 5:14:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that he understood the pattern

21/8/2025, 12:57:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having to wait for a Target employee to unlock multiple cabinets to do basic hygiene item shopping and then carrying my liberated toothpaste and ibuprofen and cough drops to a self check out counter was the last straw.

20/8/2025, 11:42:06 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"mom. When you said the microwave wasn't working. Did you mean it didn't turn on or it didn't heat food" "it stayed off." Lug the damn thing back into the house and put it on the very clean counter and plug it in It works just fine The end.

20/8/2025, 9:01:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I drag the damn thing out to the car. Put it in the trunk. Text brother the situation. Go make coffee. Half an hour later mom looks and me and says "the outlet isn't working. The water heater is off." I reset the gfci. No go. Go out. Breaker is tripped.

20/8/2025, 9:00:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7:15 am. I just took the trash out. No caffeine yet. Probably fighting off early stage covid. Mom says the microwave is broken and she's going to swap it out with my brother because he told her six months ago he had one she could have and can i move the microwave to the car so she can clean

20/8/2025, 8:58:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who wants to hear another mom story.

20/8/2025, 8:57:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Booh again!

20/8/2025, 3:38:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrible

20/8/2025, 2:53:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked for an explanation and she shrugged and said she liked seaweed milk

20/8/2025, 2:26:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw a mug of milk the younger kid stuck back in the fridge with some little dark chips in them, which I assumed were the oreos she was playing with earlier. Asked her if she was planning on drinking it and she said no. So I drank it The dark chips were seaweed.

20/8/2025, 2:19:07 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three time zones in three weeks has me pretty addled. I haven't driven this much in ages. As emotionally draining as this month has been, it has felt like coming out from a fog and finding ways to be with people we care for and planning on spending more time with them.

18/8/2025, 5:58:09 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the past two weeks we have Had a week long playdate with a forum family and watched our kids play like old friends Visited Texas family and friends while working on site Gone to a forum funeral Gone to a backyard forum wedding celebration and the kids played with their dog for hours

18/8/2025, 5:52:22 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man we had just been reminiscing about a zombie movie we made in our 20s. And I remember this shit was sticky and uncomfortable as hell, especially in the heat

18/8/2025, 2:02:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

18/8/2025, 12:16:44 AM | 10507 2102 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using the Donkey Kong/Mario relationship to explain protagonists vs antagonists in storytelling to the kids

16/8/2025, 6:44:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paul and Sarah, he was the plant contact and Dino guy. Sarah had the alien tattoo.

16/8/2025, 5:25:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one bright spot to going to a funeral of someone as So Damn Interesting as Danielle is that you meet the people she loved and they're also so fun. We talked to her Carnivorous Plants Guy. We met the artist who did her hair. We got to cry but also talk about tattoos and radioactive horse skulls

16/8/2025, 5:04:03 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this kind of nerd activation

16/8/2025, 4:26:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cant wait to get home and ask why our 7 year old has installed Gin Rummy Classic on her tablet

16/8/2025, 4:14:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also please get your cancer screenings as soon as you qualify and self-check and monitor. @jonus.bsky.social made a moment to emphasize this today and I wanted to amplify for you lovelies

16/8/2025, 12:41:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But i also want to have a ghost Danielle character haunting the heck out of us and she gets to roll to cause chaos

15/8/2025, 11:31:44 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A beautiful service with @ravenette.bsky.social's sister and husband giving beautiful eulogies. We all got to pick dice from her collection. I got a few extra for friends who couldn't make the service

A few dnd dice and a pink breast cancer pin laying on an outstretched hand
15/8/2025, 11:24:51 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I refuse to stay outside the beltway and go to work ever again.

13/8/2025, 6:31:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love these pictures of y'all. Her smile is so bright and you are so much in love.

13/8/2025, 2:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sept 17th! I'm going to be nyc for a work trip so I thought I'd take the opportunity

13/8/2025, 12:29:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going!

13/8/2025, 11:43:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know people do this every day for years but this week I have been making a typical Houston commute and I would like my three hours a day back please.

13/8/2025, 4:09:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As one of the three weddings. Five stars.

12/8/2025, 4:46:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god I had forgotten about the radio shows She showed us all Ginger Snaps.

12/8/2025, 11:22:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've known people now from this forum for 25 years and counting. There have been courtships, marriages, divorces, children, and funerals. The cost of these enduring connections is the pain in their loss. But it's worth every tear.

12/8/2025, 3:50:55 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We lost one of our old forum crew a few days ago to cancer. @ravenette.bsky.social was a champion of snakes, had a love for terrible movies and the spooky. She was too cool for any of us dorks but she gave us all of her kindness until her body gave way. She burned too brightly for us to keep her.

12/8/2025, 3:45:01 AM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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My memoir is going to be titled Crying in HEB

10/8/2025, 3:08:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have been trying to figure out when to watch season 2. Maybe this is the when

4/8/2025, 4:02:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. I also think about what we were told about every up-and-coming starlet and how fat they were and people asking about their virginity status and this was normal and on the regular network talk shows.

2/8/2025, 11:10:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how I know that I would 100% get caught in a Wile E Coyote trap. I got excited and started looking for pastries in the friggen Staples.

A bunch of advertisement signs, one that says FARINE bakery and café pop-up shop in dark blue lettering on a light blue background and round red on white signs that indicate the price of the sign.
2/8/2025, 11:09:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking back at the 90s (holy crap thirty years ago) and realizing what our tween brains were marinating in has been a whole journey.

2/8/2025, 9:48:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A reminder to myself and other parents that parenting with intentionality is EXHAUSTING. You're doing your best against the currents of how you were raised. And if you're in the U.S., with very few support systems.

2/8/2025, 9:43:35 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it was a supposedly "girl power" movie!?

2/8/2025, 9:39:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. And while it's warmer on those days, it's not significantly so

1/8/2025, 2:25:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Percy the Mars Rover (@percyrover.bsky.social) reposted

Due to budget cuts at NASA I’ve been asked to stop taking Mars core samples and instead will be searching for signs of life by singing the lyrics of “Soda Pop” by Saja Boys and anything that doesn’t immediately do that little shoulder bop will be viewed as the lifeless husk that it most certainly is

1/8/2025, 12:36:45 AM | 37 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh damn you.

29/7/2025, 9:37:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for drafting and selling these! I can't wait to horrify/delight a bunch of elementary school kids!

28/7/2025, 4:19:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just purchased patterns for bunch of knit animal and alien dissections. You might want some too!

28/7/2025, 4:14:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Japanese bathrooms are top tier. The entire room is a shower? The bathtub is sink-in-able? Bench seating and and hand wand option? Toilets in their own room and the fancy ones open when you walk in the room, auto shut and flush with warmed seats and adjustable bidets? Total excellence

28/7/2025, 1:12:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view