That was diabolical. Enjoyed it immensely
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Watching Anaconda and pausing every 30 seconds to ask when Sir Mix-a-Lot is going to turn up
THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
Personally I think the biggest problem facing us today is the lack of civility among university students
News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.
seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are
Worried they'll spot a load of off duty coppers, presumably.
Guess they must be showing Tarkovsky’s ‘Stalker’ at the IMAX again
I’m sure there’ll be corrections in equally prominent positions in each of these papers, yeah?
The Stereophonics?
#TOTP
"Your friends are here. Mostly to escort you out of the building." #totp
Yessssssssssssss #totp
Terrible week to have ears #totp
'The Plarstic Population' #totp
Miller Lite is a load of piss #totp
PLAY IT YOU COWARDS #totp
The screens behind Jase are doing the Catchphrase end game. Go through the M square! #totp
We'll start with the framing and go on from there #totp
This arsehole though #totp
Pete left #totp the way he came in, touching up the audience
Me when Bros turn up on #totp
HANDS SIMON #totp
Here we go again #totp
ok Jeff Bezos has really gone too far now
B*Witched, there. #TOTP
#totp Yer da paints roundabouts
Gah I missed it because someone had the audacity to ring me at 10:29
Get a life? I'm staying in on a Friday night snarking at a 30 year old music sho... actually I get your point #totp
Which one's Robbie Nevil? #totp
NARRATOR: N-Tyce were not the next big thing #totp
We only recognise one Stefan here #totp
Paging Dr Beat - Dr Beat to the #totp studio stat
Ironically, Geri left the Spice Girls to become Horner, Horner, Horner. #totp You don't need to tell me, i'm already fucking off.
Watching through gritted teeth, it's me #totp
Internet, eh? #totp
Yeah but are you horny though? #totp
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
HOLY FUCK YES #totp
You could do with being in tune as well lads #totp
Funnily enough I just said the exact same thing #totp
Spoiler alert #totp
It's not fair to remind me of a much better song etc #totp
-This Alanis knockoff isn't homeopathic enough -Well then dilute it some more #totp
Sometimes recording stuff weeks in advance pays off #totp
CHIMBLEY #totp
Of course they didn't fucking play it #totp
Trying to scan that QR code behind Lutricia but it's not working #totp
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
They sure are getting their money's worth out of this Mavericks performance #totp
North Yorkshire County Council doing an atrocity. Can’t even call this a cover #totp
Wasn't paying attention and when Zoe said Beastie Boys I thought we were going to get Intergalactic Now I'm sad #totp
This chorus is just Cross My Broken Heart by Sinitta, no? #totp
We join this performance from Robyn already in progress #totp
After two songs from the Seventies, here's Beverley Knight with a new song.* *that samples a song from 1979 #TotP
It's funny because it's true
Good evening and welcome to Music History's Biggest Fibs with me Lucy Worsley #totp
Everybody was culturally appropriating In fact it was a little bit grating #totp
Oh look it's the good one from Rikki & Daz #totp
...and Alistair #totp
Just poured myself a big old drink #totp
BEAUTIFUL #totp
So everyone who was on last week then #totp
Evening nineties throwbacks #totp
Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
Amazing headline.
I might get my money on Israel now. They’ll beat the only other entry, the UK.
Yeah thanks for the phone call at 10:29 #popmaster
Today, it’s the 106th anniversary of poet, fascist, and cocaine and sex addict Gabriele D’Annunzio marching into the city of Fiume (now in Croatia), declaring it Italian, and establishing a regime renowned for yoga, cocaine, venereal disease, organised crime, and inspiring Mussolini
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
I misread this... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27...
An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year
Vintage Cash Cow
Onely Fans
I don't celebrate his death. I mourn his life.
It's bizarre how people outside Bluesky keep banging on about how malign and dangerous it is, rather than a relatively small website used mostly by nerds and artists with mental health problems, which is my experience of it
The 2026 edition of Level Up, the gaming yearbook which I write, is published today! It's aimed at older primary school kids and younger teens. As well as coverage of all the biggest games, this edition includes a feature on the surprise return of Okami and the Top 10 Cat Games: amzn.to/4nq7wlO
Probably should be higher in the UK news agenda.
"If these trends continue, aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy. Disco Stu, BBC News, Westminster"
Give it to Big Sam for the rest of the season
They guy who just gave a shoutout to his "first" wife is no way in any trouble whatsoever #popmaster
30 / 33 / 3 P!nks #popmaster
33 on round two #popmaster
30 on round one #popmaster
Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns
It's funny all I can see on here are people calling Justin Webb a dickhead
Over on Insta, Shirley Manson is not taking shit
I saw the words 'Andrex Twin' and my brain immediately pictured a puppy in a bikini. Now I have tea all over my monitor
