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eddy_m

@milzeddy.bsky.social

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created November 19, 2024

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21/9/2025, 8:21:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/9/2025, 4:54:03 AM | 861 289 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the course of looking for historical parallels, I've learned that Claus von Stauffenberg looked a lot like my father.

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13/9/2025, 1:15:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Occasional school shootings are an acceptable price to pay for our God-given right to own guns," said some ignorant asshole who got shot at a school.

13/9/2025, 1:01:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It means this message is only intended for hormone-driven right-wing assholes who are too stupid to understand what LGBT acceptance actually means, and whose behavior can be easily manipulated like wasps zombified with entomopathogenic cordyceps fungi.

13/9/2025, 12:40:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Auction ad for this one says superhet.

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10/9/2025, 4:47:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was my first radio.

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10/9/2025, 4:31:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

But yours has 8 trans sisters. Amazing how many chicks with dicks they could stuff in there.

10/9/2025, 4:29:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also have what I believe to be the very last AM-only shirt pocket radio ever made. Six transistors, I counted them. Several billion less than the AMD Ryzen 7 in my PC. It's surprisingly modern-looking for almost 50 years old.

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10/9/2025, 2:40:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of "vintage electronics" FB pages are full of 30-something kids who think a '79 Panasonic TV is "vintage." They wouldn't know a Foster-Seeley discriminator circuit if you shoved its B+ supply up their asses.

10/9/2025, 2:30:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this 1960 Zenith table radio with dried-up filter caps (easy fix) my neighbor gave me wasn't transformerless, I'd fix it. I'd like to strangle the bastard who invented the series filament string.

10/9/2025, 2:24:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't know I had a son until his prison time turned up on the internets.

10/9/2025, 2:12:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been to Copenhagen, saw the Little Merho and that funky old Viking boat in Oslo. But I was less than two years old and can't remember squat.

10/9/2025, 2:06:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The place where I'm having a CT scan and a run-on-a-treadmill-until-you-go-into-cardiac-arrest test at the end of this month. My 2x/year neurology NP is also there. salemhealth.org

9/9/2025, 10:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. The search match on Facebook is some random Danish guy. So Staal's got his own site now. Was he always a Big Man On Campus? I thought he was just some trailer park biblethumper.

9/9/2025, 10:51:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I still buy cosmoline-coated shit at Harbor Fruitcake. Some of it isn't all that bad. Heat shrink tubing is 1/4 the cost anywhere else, and it's the only place in the universe where you can still get lead solder. 10-packs of cutoff disks for your angle grinder.

9/9/2025, 10:47:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They only half-finished the logo update. You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

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9/9/2025, 10:39:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking asswipe. You should get a carry permit.

9/9/2025, 10:38:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jjhitt.bsky.social Did you know Jim Staal defected to Denmark?

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9/9/2025, 7:38:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need that here in our kuldey sack. Every house has at least two outdoor cats that lollygag all over the place, including the street, which is fortunately quiet and slow.

9/9/2025, 7:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It takes a village. Of flaming shitbags.

9/9/2025, 7:29:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How far from you is the worst of it?

9/9/2025, 7:23:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

We leapfrogged back then. I quickly got bored with a Commodore 64 in the early 80s and ignored the shit for 10 years, until an XT in a dumpster caught my eye. Shortly thereafter I blundered into Fidonet and started "duping like a wild motherfucker." 33 years later, this showed up today.

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9/9/2025, 7:21:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how I get when I run out of eyeliner.

7/9/2025, 9:14:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dick/ears are bigger than your dick/ears.

7/9/2025, 9:11:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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theonion.com/cyclist-frie...

7/9/2025, 9:10:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's also an alternative spelling for "Gestapo."

7/9/2025, 9:04:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FactsVsFake (@factsvsfake.bsky.social) reposted

#EpsteinFiles #GulfOfMexico

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7/9/2025, 3:34:52 AM | 120 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also I got a fat bag of transfusion out of the deal and excommunicated from the Jehovah's Witlesses.

5/9/2025, 10:19:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe ibuprofen's fault for impeding mucous production. Not painful like your thing, though. Mayberry Hospital sent me to Salem, got propofol'd & intubated with a vacuum cleaner hose, young hotshot gastro MD stuck a soldering iron down my throat, cauterized, and that was that. 20 minutes & fixed.

5/9/2025, 10:15:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>history repeats itself< "You're just being a paranoid Nazi nut." >history repeats itself again<

4/9/2025, 6:44:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matter of fact, we have one who looks like Mitch McConnell.

4/9/2025, 6:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 6:36:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I use Windows 11 on a desktop with an obscenely huge video display. The idea of doing anything internet-related on a mobile device is anathema, except for the occasional looking-up of reviews on an off-brand fleshlight at the Goodwill store. My settings seem correct:

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3/9/2025, 8:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social)

Why in Jesus H. f*cking hell can't I see other comments on posts, but other people can see mine?

3/9/2025, 7:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slimeball(s).

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3/9/2025, 7:09:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

"Tropical storm Gabrielle" is all I could find out. Until their program got the full green light I imagine the Gestapo were likewise given busywork to fill the gaps.

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3/9/2025, 7:07:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why I didn't wake up in agony during the night when stomach acid burned a hole into a vein, I lost almost half my blood and didn't know about it until collapsing in the hallway the next morning? So I'm lying almost flatlined on the ER bed-thing, and what did they do? TOOK MORE FUCKING BLOOD.

3/9/2025, 6:36:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too big to be shitbags unless they're custom made for Trumpshit.

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3/9/2025, 6:24:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Correction: ROFLMGDFAO.

1/9/2025, 8:44:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

I know you hate pop-culture internet abbreviations, but ROFLMGDFA.

1/9/2025, 8:43:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been wanting to try this for a long time.

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31/8/2025, 9:25:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My hybrid Tabasco / habanero sauce gives the perfect level of masochism. At this joint in Salem, store.daveshotchicken.com/about/ I thought the required medical waiver for "Reaper #7 was just an affectation. It was not.

31/8/2025, 9:22:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Joan Baez version rubbed my g-spot better than The Band's, probably because of Left Coast bias. I saw her on an impromptu stage in front of San Francisco city hall a day or two after the Moscone-Milk murders.

31/8/2025, 9:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That might temporarily impede them until Shitler's administration gives full Gestapo authority to his goons.

28/8/2025, 7:10:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, and his boyfriend.

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26/8/2025, 4:58:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent

Your phone can do everything else, so why not this?

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24/8/2025, 7:57:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You had a colonoscopy with a cattle prod?

24/8/2025, 7:54:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr. Pol? He does that every day on TV.

24/8/2025, 7:53:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the pounding make them incontinent? Isn't $40 a pretty major blow to their profits?

23/8/2025, 6:07:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 7:33:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, you did. He was someone's wish, and an even nastier motherfucker Trumped that one.

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23/8/2025, 7:25:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't mind trying the recluse thing again if I didn't have to keep playing The System's game to stay alive.

23/8/2025, 7:19:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone I know with at least half of 150 friends only have a few more truly close ones than I do, which is well into the one digit. Does "socially stable" mean "probably wouldn't be elated to hear that I croaked?" If so, then maybe I have seven or eight more than I knew of.

23/8/2025, 7:16:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you know that Thomas "Wave/Particle Duality" Young worked his way through college in a fake puke factory?

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21/8/2025, 4:20:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's how it works when most of a country has shit for brains.

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21/8/2025, 4:01:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think America is probably dead meat, but thanks to Gray's Anatomy, I now have a high tolerance for disembowelment. Putin, Cheney, Lincoln, Roosevelt, some guy who could be Mel Gibson, Bill Paxton or Jerry Lewis. Limbaugh and Steven King vaguely discernible. Who did I miss?

21/8/2025, 3:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Habdle is a Norwegian dish, usually served with lefse.

20/8/2025, 5:45:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please correct me if you know of any exceptions.

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19/8/2025, 11:52:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 7:44:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except for this one thing that's the opposite of rigor mortis.

16/8/2025, 11:14:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't knock Cornish game hen until you've tried it.

16/8/2025, 3:32:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the everloving fuck. I wonder how many other corporations will copy this experimental HUAC revival if it flies.

15/8/2025, 8:21:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe because the cordyceps fungus is actually the immature stage of the Gestapo, called "ICE," and we're the hosts.

14/8/2025, 8:03:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't mind some hardship in exchange for seeing Trump's scheme blow up in his face.

13/8/2025, 5:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harbinger of tariff strife? It's worth some trouble. I despise The Holidays, with Halloween having been the exception until they started rolling that shit out sometime around late July. "Get it sold ASAP to make room for Black Friday and Jesus Diarrhea."

13/8/2025, 5:49:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Sadness is the mortar between our happiness." --Mason Williams, composer of Classical Gas

13/8/2025, 5:35:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 12:31:08 PM | 442 152 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Shart-In-Chief doesn't like competition from his subordinates.

11/8/2025, 11:48:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enthropy is only legal in Arkansas and Oklahoma, you know. Everyplace else they fuck sheep the normal way.

11/8/2025, 11:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about relativistic time as a continuous dimension inseparable from the X/Y/Z axes, and the illusion that it's flowing toward and then past us, when in reality it's a static entity and we're moving through it? I think "the present" is all we can see because we're made from nothingness.

7/8/2025, 7:31:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your impression wasn't far off the mark - it's mostly of sentimental value to me. Life of Brian is part of who I am, and of course its budget was exponentially bigger. The Meaning Of Life deserves a replay except for the senseless puke scene. Family Guy did that much better: youtu.be/yyEXC3UvEcQ

7/8/2025, 12:46:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First, shalt thou take out the Holy Pin...

6/8/2025, 6:09:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Humans have always been assholes, though. I bet the percentage of early Homo sap who wanted to kill each other with a rock wasn't far off nowadays.

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J.J. Catt.

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Whose crank is being yanked here?

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

29/7/2025, 6:00:56 PM | 8321 1793 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grooming her meerkitten. Nothing unusual here.

29/7/2025, 1:21:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusting ass-kisser.

29/7/2025, 1:17:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 5:30:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Common knowledge: Trump is made of the same shit as the Mexican drug lords. Sure, the Southern District of CA takes a dim view of it, but they also know how insignificant they've become. Even more so after Alligator Alcatraz discloses its real identity: Alligator Auschwitz. The worst is yet to come.

27/7/2025, 6:37:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In cults that f*ck kids in the brain right out of the womb, this is a surprise?

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Yeah, it's so therapeutic to see a child being given a ride on a motorcycle with no helmet, while the adult operator is wearing one. Human life's value scale.

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Not to mention a stupid crime, giving moral ammunition to the party of Shitler.

22/7/2025, 7:52:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if the Rethugs were shown clear, indisputable PROOF of this shit, they would deny it all the way to the grave like the cult zombies they are. Most of them would be totally OK with sending the liberals, citizen or not, to Alligator Auschwitz, where history can repeat itself.

22/7/2025, 7:49:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck is the deal with suppressed comments, and what's the point of having a public forum if you can't see people's responses?

22/7/2025, 6:15:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

What To Know About The Epstein Files theonion.com/what-to...

Q: Is Donald Trump named in the Epstein files? A: There is no record of Epstein’s best friend hanging out with him.
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Profile picture Stephen Trumbull (@smtrumbull.bsky.social) reposted

Pretty spot on, but “I’m lying” covers most everything!

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Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat

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I'd spend a lot more time on Bluesky if its navigation structure made any fucking sense. "Instructions" to change settings so you can see comment threads are useless.

22/7/2025, 6:01:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd spend a lot more time on Bluesky if its navigation structure made any fucking sense. "Instructions" to change settings so you can see comment threads are useless.

22/7/2025, 6:01:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some people love to be offended more than life itself. If the price is apoplexy followed by bursting into flame, then Shitler is seriously in arrears.

21/7/2025, 6:56:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what faction bum-beefed you. Oh wait, what was I thinking. Of course we know whose doing this is.

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Saddam Fucking Hussein.

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Profile picture diannep79155.bsky.social (@diannep79155.bsky.social) reposted

Embarrassing and so tacky. What a difference.😧

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