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In the course of looking for historical parallels, I've learned that Claus von Stauffenberg looked a lot like my father.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
"Occasional school shootings are an acceptable price to pay for our God-given right to own guns," said some ignorant asshole who got shot at a school.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
It means this message is only intended for hormone-driven right-wing assholes who are too stupid to understand what LGBT acceptance actually means, and whose behavior can be easily manipulated like wasps zombified with entomopathogenic cordyceps fungi.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
But yours has 8 trans sisters. Amazing how many chicks with dicks they could stuff in there.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I also have what I believe to be the very last AM-only shirt pocket radio ever made. Six transistors, I counted them. Several billion less than the AMD Ryzen 7 in my PC. It's surprisingly modern-looking for almost 50 years old.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of "vintage electronics" FB pages are full of 30-something kids who think a '79 Panasonic TV is "vintage." They wouldn't know a Foster-Seeley discriminator circuit if you shoved its B+ supply up their asses.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
If this 1960 Zenith table radio with dried-up filter caps (easy fix) my neighbor gave me wasn't transformerless, I'd fix it. I'd like to strangle the bastard who invented the series filament string.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know I had a son until his prison time turned up on the internets.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been to Copenhagen, saw the Little Merho and that funky old Viking boat in Oslo. But I was less than two years old and can't remember squat.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
The place where I'm having a CT scan and a run-on-a-treadmill-until-you-go-into-cardiac-arrest test at the end of this month. My 2x/year neurology NP is also there. salemhealth.org
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. The search match on Facebook is some random Danish guy. So Staal's got his own site now. Was he always a Big Man On Campus? I thought he was just some trailer park biblethumper.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I still buy cosmoline-coated shit at Harbor Fruitcake. Some of it isn't all that bad. Heat shrink tubing is 1/4 the cost anywhere else, and it's the only place in the universe where you can still get lead solder. 10-packs of cutoff disks for your angle grinder.
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They only half-finished the logo update. You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking asswipe. You should get a carry permit.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
We need that here in our kuldey sack. Every house has at least two outdoor cats that lollygag all over the place, including the street, which is fortunately quiet and slow.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes a village. Of flaming shitbags.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
How far from you is the worst of it?
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
We leapfrogged back then. I quickly got bored with a Commodore 64 in the early 80s and ignored the shit for 10 years, until an XT in a dumpster caught my eye. Shortly thereafter I blundered into Fidonet and started "duping like a wild motherfucker." 33 years later, this showed up today.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how I get when I run out of eyeliner.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
My dick/ears are bigger than your dick/ears.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social)
theonion.com/cyclist-frie...
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's also an alternative spelling for "Gestapo."
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I got a fat bag of transfusion out of the deal and excommunicated from the Jehovah's Witlesses.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe ibuprofen's fault for impeding mucous production. Not painful like your thing, though. Mayberry Hospital sent me to Salem, got propofol'd & intubated with a vacuum cleaner hose, young hotshot gastro MD stuck a soldering iron down my throat, cauterized, and that was that. 20 minutes & fixed.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
>history repeats itself< "You're just being a paranoid Nazi nut." >history repeats itself again<
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Matter of fact, we have one who looks like Mitch McConnell.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I use Windows 11 on a desktop with an obscenely huge video display. The idea of doing anything internet-related on a mobile device is anathema, except for the occasional looking-up of reviews on an off-brand fleshlight at the Goodwill store. My settings seem correct:
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Why in Jesus H. f*cking hell can't I see other comments on posts, but other people can see mine?
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
"Tropical storm Gabrielle" is all I could find out. Until their program got the full green light I imagine the Gestapo were likewise given busywork to fill the gaps.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Why I didn't wake up in agony during the night when stomach acid burned a hole into a vein, I lost almost half my blood and didn't know about it until collapsing in the hallway the next morning? So I'm lying almost flatlined on the ER bed-thing, and what did they do? TOOK MORE FUCKING BLOOD.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Too big to be shitbags unless they're custom made for Trumpshit.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: ROFLMGDFAO.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I know you hate pop-culture internet abbreviations, but ROFLMGDFA.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
My hybrid Tabasco / habanero sauce gives the perfect level of masochism. At this joint in Salem, store.daveshotchicken.com/about/ I thought the required medical waiver for "Reaper #7 was just an affectation. It was not.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
The Joan Baez version rubbed my g-spot better than The Band's, probably because of Left Coast bias. I saw her on an impromptu stage in front of San Francisco city hall a day or two after the Moscone-Milk murders.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
That might temporarily impede them until Shitler's administration gives full Gestapo authority to his goons.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
You had a colonoscopy with a cattle prod?
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr. Pol? He does that every day on TV.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the pounding make them incontinent? Isn't $40 a pretty major blow to their profits?
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, you did. He was someone's wish, and an even nastier motherfucker Trumped that one.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't mind trying the recluse thing again if I didn't have to keep playing The System's game to stay alive.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone I know with at least half of 150 friends only have a few more truly close ones than I do, which is well into the one digit. Does "socially stable" mean "probably wouldn't be elated to hear that I croaked?" If so, then maybe I have seven or eight more than I knew of.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you know that Thomas "Wave/Particle Duality" Young worked his way through college in a fake puke factory?
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
That's how it works when most of a country has shit for brains.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think America is probably dead meat, but thanks to Gray's Anatomy, I now have a high tolerance for disembowelment. Putin, Cheney, Lincoln, Roosevelt, some guy who could be Mel Gibson, Bill Paxton or Jerry Lewis. Limbaugh and Steven King vaguely discernible. Who did I miss?
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Habdle is a Norwegian dish, usually served with lefse.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Except for this one thing that's the opposite of rigor mortis.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't knock Cornish game hen until you've tried it.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
What the everloving fuck. I wonder how many other corporations will copy this experimental HUAC revival if it flies.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe because the cordyceps fungus is actually the immature stage of the Gestapo, called "ICE," and we're the hosts.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't mind some hardship in exchange for seeing Trump's scheme blow up in his face.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Harbinger of tariff strife? It's worth some trouble. I despise The Holidays, with Halloween having been the exception until they started rolling that shit out sometime around late July. "Get it sold ASAP to make room for Black Friday and Jesus Diarrhea."
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
"Sadness is the mortar between our happiness." --Mason Williams, composer of Classical Gas
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
The Shart-In-Chief doesn't like competition from his subordinates.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Enthropy is only legal in Arkansas and Oklahoma, you know. Everyplace else they fuck sheep the normal way.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
What about relativistic time as a continuous dimension inseparable from the X/Y/Z axes, and the illusion that it's flowing toward and then past us, when in reality it's a static entity and we're moving through it? I think "the present" is all we can see because we're made from nothingness.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Your impression wasn't far off the mark - it's mostly of sentimental value to me. Life of Brian is part of who I am, and of course its budget was exponentially bigger. The Meaning Of Life deserves a replay except for the senseless puke scene. Family Guy did that much better: youtu.be/yyEXC3UvEcQ
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
First, shalt thou take out the Holy Pin...
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Humans have always been assholes, though. I bet the percentage of early Homo sap who wanted to kill each other with a rock wasn't far off nowadays.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
J.J. Catt.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Grooming her meerkitten. Nothing unusual here.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting ass-kisser.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Common knowledge: Trump is made of the same shit as the Mexican drug lords. Sure, the Southern District of CA takes a dim view of it, but they also know how insignificant they've become. Even more so after Alligator Alcatraz discloses its real identity: Alligator Auschwitz. The worst is yet to come.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
In cults that f*ck kids in the brain right out of the womb, this is a surprise?
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it's so therapeutic to see a child being given a ride on a motorcycle with no helmet, while the adult operator is wearing one. Human life's value scale.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention a stupid crime, giving moral ammunition to the party of Shitler.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if the Rethugs were shown clear, indisputable PROOF of this shit, they would deny it all the way to the grave like the cult zombies they are. Most of them would be totally OK with sending the liberals, citizen or not, to Alligator Auschwitz, where history can repeat itself.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck is the deal with suppressed comments, and what's the point of having a public forum if you can't see people's responses?
Stephen Trumbull (@smtrumbull.bsky.social) reposted
Pretty spot on, but “I’m lying” covers most everything!
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social)
I'd spend a lot more time on Bluesky if its navigation structure made any fucking sense. "Instructions" to change settings so you can see comment threads are useless.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd spend a lot more time on Bluesky if its navigation structure made any fucking sense. "Instructions" to change settings so you can see comment threads are useless.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Some people love to be offended more than life itself. If the price is apoplexy followed by bursting into flame, then Shitler is seriously in arrears.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what faction bum-beefed you. Oh wait, what was I thinking. Of course we know whose doing this is.
eddy_m (@milzeddy.bsky.social) reply parent
Saddam Fucking Hussein.