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Matt Imbrogno

@mimbro1.bsky.social

(Un)Retired Yankee blogger

created July 3, 2023

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Sim to end of game

10/9/2025, 1:07:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel legitimately bad for him at this point. It’s kinda sad.

10/9/2025, 12:28:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This man can do nothing right.

10/9/2025, 12:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trent!

9/9/2025, 11:46:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love you forever Gleyber

9/9/2025, 11:13:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hah happy birthday

9/9/2025, 3:05:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow harsh thing to want for Volpe but I get it

9/9/2025, 3:00:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The two best

Angels throwback Angels throwback
9/9/2025, 12:42:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Angels red

9/9/2025, 12:32:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was some at bat by Alvarez

9/9/2025, 1:21:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Why do you even care about this? It’s not a big deal at all.”

8/9/2025, 10:21:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching him up close yesterday, he was smooth as hell over there.

8/9/2025, 4:19:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/9/2025, 1:04:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hideki Matsui LF-DH-CF Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2012 ANA - OAK - NYY - TBD

7/9/2025, 9:50:43 PM | 50 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think we just got on the Yankee stadium screen?

7/9/2025, 7:43:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two strike clapping at Yankee Stadium is dead.

7/9/2025, 6:24:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol dodgers

7/9/2025, 2:28:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤞

7/9/2025, 2:25:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would be nice if the Yankees give a weather delay update before we leave the house

7/9/2025, 2:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I knew a single angels fan, I would ask what’s up

7/9/2025, 11:04:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All time vibes guy is rocking a 153 wRC+ in 119 PA. Love this.

6/9/2025, 11:05:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy suspended for gambling

6/9/2025, 9:42:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ball three. You’re out, Aaron

6/9/2025, 9:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just started pouring here in LI.

6/9/2025, 8:09:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite a metaphor possible here.

6/9/2025, 7:54:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t they have, like, single digit films from before 1980 at some point? Or still do?

6/9/2025, 3:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

6/9/2025, 10:41:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go, ball girl! What a catch!

6/9/2025, 12:32:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trent-a Grisham

5/9/2025, 2:27:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FUCK AARON HILL

5/9/2025, 1:04:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this good. Asking for Devin Williams

4/9/2025, 3:21:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ball four; you’re out

4/9/2025, 3:16:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your follow up was good enough

4/9/2025, 1:08:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jakemhs.bsky.social do you have a Crawford boxes pitch/bozo graphic

4/9/2025, 1:06:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, uh, turns out my mom knew the mother in this story.

4/9/2025, 12:56:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol 1955

4/9/2025, 12:55:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He also wasn’t a full time catcher the last few years of his career. He only caught 100+ games once after 1957. This shouldn’t be hard for Heyman to put together, but……

3/9/2025, 11:49:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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once again tapping the sign

3/9/2025, 1:27:55 AM | 6687 1542 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Alex Verdugo!!!!!!!!!

3/9/2025, 1:35:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Playing whiffle ball outside and Jack wants to get a certain amount of hits before we go back in. According to him, ground balls don’t count and only the ones that are “in the air and straight” count. Truly a 2020’s player.

2/9/2025, 10:05:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Other remember some guys
2/9/2025, 5:15:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top 5 most hated Yankee for me.

2/9/2025, 5:06:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SickosYes.jpg

2/9/2025, 5:05:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NYY remember some guys
2/9/2025, 4:49:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Curt Flood, 1965 Topps #cardsky

Colored-pencil card drawing of Curt Flood
1/9/2025, 9:28:06 PM | 53 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s really accurate. It’s something I’ve noticed since the beginning of my teaching career

1/9/2025, 6:28:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we’re not going to get a full 40 every game, can we at least get 30? Or all 40 available but you have to name 28 or something? Please?!

1/9/2025, 5:33:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The complete and utter stagnation of most wages and the absolute lack of class consciousness in the US.

1/9/2025, 3:21:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paper route was the first thing I got paid for.

1/9/2025, 3:19:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elder emos out in force at the park. One dad in a blink-182 shirt. One mom in a Mezingers shirt. Me in an Early November t-shirt.

1/9/2025, 3:03:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same thing with Jack. How did it go this fast?

1/9/2025, 1:40:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHAT. that man is a hero for that alone

31/8/2025, 4:10:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me, in a few weeks when some kid complains about getting a C on a paper.

31/8/2025, 10:13:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God fucking dammit Williams

31/8/2025, 1:13:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good shit, wells. Now shut it down and get Cam a W.

31/8/2025, 1:00:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just never liked them much! And why would I choose them over the vastly superior option of a burger?!

30/8/2025, 12:16:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recently dipped something into what I thought was honey mustard. It was regular yellow mustard. Not pleasant. Also I think I can count on one hand the amount of hot dogs I’ve ever eaten.

30/8/2025, 11:55:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫡

30/8/2025, 11:54:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fill in the blank

Mallrats meme
30/8/2025, 10:37:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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????????????

30/8/2025, 10:24:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the hotel TV has YES >>>>

30/8/2025, 2:06:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hit the spot

30/8/2025, 1:07:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Montauk summer ale
30/8/2025, 12:15:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You want to say sending him down isn’t an option for XYZ reasons, fine, whatever. But to sit here and say he’s more productive than he gets credit for when he’s been one of the worst hitters in baseball since he debuted is insulting to people’s intelligence.

29/8/2025, 5:31:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My students look at me like I have two heads when I tell them there were ashtrays in McDonalds when I was growing up

29/8/2025, 5:05:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did the cowboys do

29/8/2025, 1:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jack is having a second ice pop while finishing the first one. This is the child equivalent of double fisting beers or lighting a cigarette off of another.

29/8/2025, 12:33:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can someone gift link this or PDF it for me? This is my hometown and am morbidly curious to read.

29/8/2025, 2:13:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay this is old but I just saw it and 🥲 www.instagram.com/reel/DNlRue2...

29/8/2025, 12:59:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still can’t believe Anxious is featured in a Taco Bell ad. That fucking rules.

29/8/2025, 12:52:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have not received a non spam incoming call since August 11.

28/8/2025, 7:14:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Tex thing is whatever. A guy who grew up in the Maryland suburbs and lived in Greenwich, CT (hooray for my hometown), being a MAGA chud isn’t surprising. I’m more worried to find out what other members of the ‘09 Yankees (aside from those already known) will support him.

28/8/2025, 4:14:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Former future Yankee Joc Pederson

28/8/2025, 1:16:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s bad.

27/8/2025, 8:05:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take ‘em where you can get ‘em

27/8/2025, 6:46:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He actually ripped a ball in his first AB, just happened to go right to the 3B.

27/8/2025, 6:38:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awful at bats by Jazz and Dominguez. At least Volpe stung the ball.

27/8/2025, 5:28:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HEY GUYS IT’S JI JIM THOME’S BIRTHDAY

27/8/2025, 1:36:12 PM | 56 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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The A's did this specifically to counter me constantly saying, "they are never going to play in Vegas." That's fine I'll just be more specific and say "they are never actually moving to Vegas"

27/8/2025, 12:20:19 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jazz, don’t pull a Volpe, please

26/8/2025, 11:46:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at it this way. Either you’re not drooling and that’s a win or you are and you will live on forever in someone’s story about that drooling guy on the subway.

26/8/2025, 11:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst nightmare? Maybe if you were a fucking chump. I SHINED with these things in college. Dominated a Chaucer final in one of these bad boys. www.wsj.com/business/cha...

26/8/2025, 9:04:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the quotes in here are things you would expect to hear about a first, maybe second year hitter. That these are about a third year guy, who’s tried multiple approaches that haven’t yielded consistency or much overall success, makes it hard to believe a turnaround is possible.

26/8/2025, 7:56:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it's because we just had him for one magical season but watching Soto hit was some of the most fun I've ever had as a fan. Every AB was an event. Never a wasted pitch. I know his first year as a Met has been odd but I feel like any casual fan can appreciate his greatness?

26/8/2025, 3:10:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trident and it’s not close.

26/8/2025, 1:37:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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anyone who can trace their ancestry to "the mayflower" is a descendant of the most annoying people who ever lived

26/8/2025, 3:17:31 AM | 221 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mindy McReady was either 15 or 15 when Clemens started an extramarital affair with her when he was 28.

26/8/2025, 3:16:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Torrens

26/8/2025, 1:54:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then he homered! You’re welcome, Mets.

26/8/2025, 1:43:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought he was going to be a Guy for the Yankees

Luis Torrens
26/8/2025, 1:42:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss you, D-Rob (even if you gave up a run on this pitch)

David Robertson
26/8/2025, 1:25:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone know what this delay at the Mets game is? In the crowd and we’re all clueless.

26/8/2025, 12:45:34 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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After that Wells groundout, I think Im finally over the jarring feeling of a hard hit ball in that area not being a hit anymore. Only took…….years.

25/8/2025, 1:31:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terminal List Dark Wolf is an unrealistic concept because Tim Riggins would never have the self discipline to be a special forces operator.

25/8/2025, 1:16:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yankees need a cut of Lowe’s next contract the way they’re reviving his career

25/8/2025, 1:05:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s weird is that his defense was so good the last two years. Like almost good enough to carry his bat. It’s wild how violently the regression slapped him this season.

24/8/2025, 11:41:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jack, immediately upon waking up: Dada, I needed so much rest that when I woke up, I needed more rest and went back to sleep. Me: When did you wake up and go back to sleep? Jack: I don’t know. Just for one second. Five year old logic is undefeatable.

24/8/2025, 11:03:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫡

24/8/2025, 2:36:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who bring their own putters to mini golf are doing way too much

23/8/2025, 10:34:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view