Matt Imbrogno (@mimbro1.bsky.social)
Sim to end of game
(Un)Retired Yankee blogger
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Sim to end of game
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I feel legitimately bad for him at this point. It’s kinda sad.
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This man can do nothing right.
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Trent!
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Love you forever Gleyber
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Hah happy birthday
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Wow harsh thing to want for Volpe but I get it
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Angels red
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That was some at bat by Alvarez
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“Why do you even care about this? It’s not a big deal at all.”
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Watching him up close yesterday, he was smooth as hell over there.
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Remember Some Guys (@remembersomeguys.bsky.social) reposted
Hideki Matsui LF-DH-CF Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2012 ANA - OAK - NYY - TBD
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Think we just got on the Yankee stadium screen?
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Two strike clapping at Yankee Stadium is dead.
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lol dodgers
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Would be nice if the Yankees give a weather delay update before we leave the house
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If I knew a single angels fan, I would ask what’s up
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All time vibes guy is rocking a 153 wRC+ in 119 PA. Love this.
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The guy suspended for gambling
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Ball three. You’re out, Aaron
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Just started pouring here in LI.
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Quite a metaphor possible here.
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Didn’t they have, like, single digit films from before 1980 at some point? Or still do?
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🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Go, ball girl! What a catch!
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Trent-a Grisham
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FUCK AARON HILL
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Is this good. Asking for Devin Williams
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Ball four; you’re out
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Your follow up was good enough
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@jakemhs.bsky.social do you have a Crawford boxes pitch/bozo graphic
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So, uh, turns out my mom knew the mother in this story.
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Lol 1955
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He also wasn’t a full time catcher the last few years of his career. He only caught 100+ games once after 1957. This shouldn’t be hard for Heyman to put together, but……
priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted
once again tapping the sign
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Fuck Alex Verdugo!!!!!!!!!
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Playing whiffle ball outside and Jack wants to get a certain amount of hits before we go back in. According to him, ground balls don’t count and only the ones that are “in the air and straight” count. Truly a 2020’s player.
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Top 5 most hated Yankee for me.
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SickosYes.jpg
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It’s really accurate. It’s something I’ve noticed since the beginning of my teaching career
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If we’re not going to get a full 40 every game, can we at least get 30? Or all 40 available but you have to name 28 or something? Please?!
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The complete and utter stagnation of most wages and the absolute lack of class consciousness in the US.
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Paper route was the first thing I got paid for.
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Elder emos out in force at the park. One dad in a blink-182 shirt. One mom in a Mezingers shirt. Me in an Early November t-shirt.
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Same thing with Jack. How did it go this fast?
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WHAT. that man is a hero for that alone
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Me, in a few weeks when some kid complains about getting a C on a paper.
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God fucking dammit Williams
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Good shit, wells. Now shut it down and get Cam a W.
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Just never liked them much! And why would I choose them over the vastly superior option of a burger?!
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Recently dipped something into what I thought was honey mustard. It was regular yellow mustard. Not pleasant. Also I think I can count on one hand the amount of hot dogs I’ve ever eaten.
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????????????
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When the hotel TV has YES >>>>
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Hit the spot
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You want to say sending him down isn’t an option for XYZ reasons, fine, whatever. But to sit here and say he’s more productive than he gets credit for when he’s been one of the worst hitters in baseball since he debuted is insulting to people’s intelligence.
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My students look at me like I have two heads when I tell them there were ashtrays in McDonalds when I was growing up
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What did the cowboys do
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Jack is having a second ice pop while finishing the first one. This is the child equivalent of double fisting beers or lighting a cigarette off of another.
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Can someone gift link this or PDF it for me? This is my hometown and am morbidly curious to read.
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Okay this is old but I just saw it and 🥲 www.instagram.com/reel/DNlRue2...
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I still can’t believe Anxious is featured in a Taco Bell ad. That fucking rules.
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I have not received a non spam incoming call since August 11.
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The Tex thing is whatever. A guy who grew up in the Maryland suburbs and lived in Greenwich, CT (hooray for my hometown), being a MAGA chud isn’t surprising. I’m more worried to find out what other members of the ‘09 Yankees (aside from those already known) will support him.
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Former future Yankee Joc Pederson
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It’s bad.
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Take ‘em where you can get ‘em
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He actually ripped a ball in his first AB, just happened to go right to the 3B.
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Awful at bats by Jazz and Dominguez. At least Volpe stung the ball.
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HEY GUYS IT’S JI JIM THOME’S BIRTHDAY
Marc Normandin (@marcnormandin.bsky.social) reposted
The A's did this specifically to counter me constantly saying, "they are never going to play in Vegas." That's fine I'll just be more specific and say "they are never actually moving to Vegas"
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Jazz, don’t pull a Volpe, please
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Look at it this way. Either you’re not drooling and that’s a win or you are and you will live on forever in someone’s story about that drooling guy on the subway.
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Worst nightmare? Maybe if you were a fucking chump. I SHINED with these things in college. Dominated a Chaucer final in one of these bad boys. www.wsj.com/business/cha...
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All the quotes in here are things you would expect to hear about a first, maybe second year hitter. That these are about a third year guy, who’s tried multiple approaches that haven’t yielded consistency or much overall success, makes it hard to believe a turnaround is possible.
Jake (Real) (@jakemhs.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe it's because we just had him for one magical season but watching Soto hit was some of the most fun I've ever had as a fan. Every AB was an event. Never a wasted pitch. I know his first year as a Met has been odd but I feel like any casual fan can appreciate his greatness?
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Trident and it’s not close.
my personality is "castlevania" (@leokitty.bsky.social) reposted
anyone who can trace their ancestry to "the mayflower" is a descendant of the most annoying people who ever lived
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Mindy McReady was either 15 or 15 when Clemens started an extramarital affair with her when he was 28.
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Torrens
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And then he homered! You’re welcome, Mets.
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Anyone know what this delay at the Mets game is? In the crowd and we’re all clueless.
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After that Wells groundout, I think Im finally over the jarring feeling of a hard hit ball in that area not being a hit anymore. Only took…….years.
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Terminal List Dark Wolf is an unrealistic concept because Tim Riggins would never have the self discipline to be a special forces operator.
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Yankees need a cut of Lowe’s next contract the way they’re reviving his career
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What’s weird is that his defense was so good the last two years. Like almost good enough to carry his bat. It’s wild how violently the regression slapped him this season.
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Jack, immediately upon waking up: Dada, I needed so much rest that when I woke up, I needed more rest and went back to sleep. Me: When did you wake up and go back to sleep? Jack: I don’t know. Just for one second. Five year old logic is undefeatable.
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People who bring their own putters to mini golf are doing way too much