Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism. Goof. Cynic. Foodie. Nature junkie. Atheist. Autistic. Realist. Sapiosexual. Political savagery. I'm a total Debbie Downer, but I still have a sense of humor. 🔻
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So Pedro Pascal spoke out against genocide, and incels who are butthurt at how much women love his lack of toxic masculinity just orgasmically latched right onto the propaganda that he is using anxiety as an excuse to prey on women (I thought they thought he was gay 🤔)?
Is my autism showing, or... Is it not really acceptable to just plop your ass at someone else's table without asking? Technically, it's a table that seats 4, but this guy has no fucking clue who I'm here with. I don't want to talk to a human. But I'm not opposed to stabbing one. 🤔
And yet, we've let the oligarchs and politicans who just keep sucking up more of our already limited rights and quality of life survive and continue. We just let this fucking dicktater do whatever he wants. Fascinating. Unbelievably fucking stupid. But then, we always kind of have been.
When I saw The Hunger Games, I wasn't impressed. The idea where people allowed themselves to exist in such conditions and fight to the death like that was totally fucking insane, to me. I was like, after like two years of this shit, people are going to choke the wealthy out, instead of one another.
Matt's work laid off 20 people today (not Matt, but I told him he'd be wise, to look for another job), and they deadass had the nerve to try to hand off Little Caesar's pepperoni pizzas to them. I asked if they said, "sorry about losing your livelihood. Here's a shitty five dollar pizza." Like.. WTF
Yeah, last Admin, homeless encampments literally got bulldozed. I remember watching a video of them destroying an elderly woman's tent with all her belongings left in it. And that was in CALIFORNIA. I couldn't believe it!
Trump is treating DC like a city that's hosting the fucking Olympics.
Right. Turns out, I care about non-Caucasian families, too, though. 🙄
Liberals aren't the left.
Hitler or Goering! LeSsEr Of TwO eViLs
Sued off the ballot by Candidate 2's peeps. BUT WE'RE THE VOTERS' RIGHTS PARTYyyy. 😉
I always ask these people if they think Michelle Obama would've lost that election. [Yes, I know she's awful, and, yes, I know she also would've supported the genocide. But... Would she have lost? 🤔]
Candidate 2 killed your family, but wrote a bill, promising to stop killing future families... that will not take place until the next administration Candidate 2 knows damn well will discard it is in office. NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 😎
I mean, tbh, the Red Team has this same issue. Most Republicans hated Trump the first time around, and didn't want to vote for him, but sucked it up because of party loyalty. And I mean... They should've theoretically LOVED Obama, when it came down to policy. 😆
candidate 1: i will kill you and your family candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy
If you haven't seen this, you should. 😆
The DNC doesn't WANT to be realigned, and will actively fight against the notion, while continuing to use its court-granted honor of choosing more & more right wing candidates, against its constituents' wishes. We CANNOT vote our way out of rulers who are paid by warmongers, corporations, & banks.
"[W]e're watching babies' stomachs eat themselves from starvation in Gaza, and Columbia students are the ones on trial." "In a sense, I feel free from this university." "It's an honor to be expelled for Palestine." #NewYork #USA #Gaza #Palestine #Israel #Genocide
Donald Trump doesn't know why people keep mentioning that Epstein guy. Old news! There's no list! Get over it! Also, he's trying to lower the age of consent to 14. Like. HOW fucking stupid can it feel, to be one of his worshipers who also legitimately thinks raping children is wrong, right now?
Just heard about a girl who has an eating disorder (15, 5' tall, and only 80 lbs) because her mom has Munchausens by proxy (not diagnosed, but obvious, based on her accounts of medical history, mom lying about her "symptoms", etc), and it's the only way she can feel some control over her own life.
Exactly. He would know.. They were close friends and golf partners for decades. Trump regularly donated to (and presumably, voted for) Dems, and I'm pretty sure he originally ran for POTUS because the Clintons asked him to. Their falling out would be him, "winning." Their daughters were bestie, too.
Look. I hate Gwyneth Paltrow as much as the next sane person, but writing scathing indictments in some biography about her being upset someone pissed on the work toilet seat and left it or shat her bed and didn't say anything/apologize and just expect the maid to handle it is definitely reaching.
I'm not afraid of wasps, but Matt is. And for some reason, quite a few have decided to live in my 15 gallon aquarium with a single rainbow cichlid. (He's a bully that lost an eye and part of his tail - I had to separate him from the others.) Idk what to do, and I'm not interested in killing them.
Will MAGAt pressure make Trump move against Israel? Especially since he can't get them to STFU about Epstein? 🤔
Thank you for acknowledging this. I don't support Trump, but I'll be banned, if we forget all the fucktons of money DEMS gave cops, at a time people were demanding reform.
It's honestly pretty fucking dishonest to tie this to Trump (though he surely DGAF) - and I say this, as someone who utterly despises his ra_ist, sociopathic existence. BIDEN/HARRIS gave cops huge raises that led to their 2 deadliest years on civilians. "Abandon police reform"? WHAT police reform?!
I've been craving lemon poppyseed muffins for a few weeks, as well as English fish (IDGAF about chips) and hushpuppies for a few weeks. As there's no health benefit to batter, and I already consume bonkers amounts of lemon... Are there any particular health benefits, from poppy seeds?
Anyone see The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare? I saw someone I like was doing a reaction to it, and I've never even heard of it... But apparently, it's Reacher and Witcher (ha ha ha ha ha), fighting nazis??? I mean. AM I being threatened with a good time? 🤔
One of the experiments covered in the book was hooking a plant up to something like a polygraph, and then having some guy come into the room and throw down and smash and stomp another plant. The plant reacted like crazy, not only when this happened, but whenever the same man came into the room. ❤️
TELL ME you've read The Secret Life of Plants. I actually love the concept of The Happening, despite it being just horrifically awful.
Look. I don't believe in karma or any other of that YoU rEaP wHaT yOu SeW smooth brain jazz, but Hulk Hogan dying EXACTLY a decade after being fired from WWE for being a racist lunatic is a nice slice of poetic justice.
Potential #Superman spoilers? My brother's FIRST comment on the film was that there was absolutely no point where Krypto wasn't CGI; followed by now Supe's planet didn't die, his dad/s are alive, and he's been sent to Earth to be fruitful and multiply?! Is my brother fucking lying to me?
Who knew #DexterResurrection would be the heartwarming immigrant friendship story we all needed, in these trying times I SWEAR TO NONEXISTENT FUCKING GOD IF YOU FUCKING KILL HIM, I WILL DESTROY YOU
So are we not going to talk about all the shit Tarzan's parents have in the tree house? Are we supposed to believe all this stuff washed ashore from the ship [they were the only passengers on; no crew; big enough for dozens] wreck? Musket, clock, fucktons of materials, framed photos, lamps, books...
If you think concern over Epstein makes MAGAts more human, don't worry! They're still thrilled about the kidnappings, concentration camps, children getting diseases that don't exist anymore in some countries because vaccines bad, still believe weather is being controlled/chemicals mean something...
I had a strong work ethic my work DEFINITELY didn't deserve. Even had people from other companies scout and try to poach me. But the last few years of that physically demanding, shit pay job of over 12 years, my nerve damage got so bad from standing on concrete all day that I could barely hobble out
McDonalds' beef is from dairy cattle that are so destroyed from constant breeding and udder infections that many can barely walk, anymore before they've reached even a third of their natural lifespan. I doubt that's the standard anywhere but Amerikkka, though.
Sooooo McDonald's has differing options in most countries, that at least partially cater more to local cuisine and food preferences. As for better quality, I mean, I'm guessing we're the only cuntry whose fast food uses spent dairy cattle, let alone, literally feeds them newspaper and chicken shit.
Friend, I feel the same! Most of my real life friends I thought had a shred of dignity stopped talking to me for not voting for Hillary. 😆
Of all the legit unforgivable things in the Jurassic films (including a Spinosaurus taking a T rex, dinos hunting for food while running from an active volcano, and a dino surviving FUCKING LAVA POURING ONTO ITS HEAD), using a Great White shark as BAIT is the most egregious.
Pretty positive Trump ran for POTUS in 2016 because his pals the Clintons asked him to.
I didn't know that, actually. I know he hated Trump, but so did most conservatives, when he ran in 2016. Now that he's fulfilling their dreams of ruining other peoples' lives, they can't get enough.
Well, this is refreshing, because the only Disney adult I know is a hardcore conservative who I haven't seen since she was very anti Halle, playing Ariel LOL (TLM is my all-time fave and I thought it was perfect casting, but I don't like the live action films.)
Every time the fugitive murderer visits, Democrats who pretend to oppose fascism scramble to pose for jarringly-framed horror movie stills. Here's yesterday's:
I mean... There could be arguments for him being a John Wayne Gacy-type of clown? 🤔
Oh no! I saw his family, saying he'd texted them that he was hiding from ICE... Is this what they're saying happened to him?! We will probably never know for sure; given people who were recording claimed they weren't allowed to be released until they erased pics/vids of the raid off their phones.
Is this the man with the broken neck who had texted his family that he was hiding from ICE? WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM?! Does anyone know?
America also works to destroy democracy in other countries, leaving lots of victims who seek a better quality of life. As well as people who already feel like their country is a threat to their values/quality of life.
I'm more left than Dems. I've never voted R, and will never vote D, again. The first person I voted for was Nader. America was inhabited, when it was, "discovered." Much of America also wasn't originally America. I honestly didn't think this was news, to anyone.
I'm not a Dem. "Illegally here" means nothing, on colonized land.
There just never will be a better Superman than Christopher Reeve. Just like there will never be a better Joker than Heath Ledger. It is what it is.
Love you, #SquidGame, but stabbing someone to death isn't that easy. Also, WHY IS NO ONE CLOSING/LOCKING ANY DOORS BEHIND THEM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I could say something here I shouldn't LOL but this video was one of the funniest things... He even tagged Trump. 🤣
They're definitely just straight up kidnapping random POC off the street, though. They didn't even know the name of the Iraninan woman who started seizing when they nabbed her on the lawn. They do have some gross face identifying app thing.
The fire-breathing monster, Kryptonian robots (Kelex, obs the "dead" one he cradles), the CGI blade hands of the Engineer, choosing the stupidest-looking Green Lantern, and a whole lot of other icks aren't working for me, although, interestingly, Hoult as Lex has grown on me. Bradley Cooper?! NO.
I never watched the third Guardians because the CGI on Gunn's mammals, and specifically the dog, is so horrifying. Now, they've given him Krypto and made him a fucking poodle mix? Superman previews show way too much shit to happen, in a little over 2 hours. I'm not feeling it, as much as I want to.
They already know. They don't care.
I mean... they did deport a Danish Trump supporter. But I'm guessing all the legal citizens they're gathering up are POC.
And kill whales. 😂
Clinton (long-time Trump pal) is DEFINITELY on it. Dems literally destroyed the Me Too movement to vote for Biden, whose accuser had more evidence than most victims could ever dream of.
I made an argument once that a sloth traveling max speed every single day couldn't make it to the Middle East in its entire lifetime... And the motherfucker I was talking to said they probably hitched a ride on other animals.
My friend's daughter is getting married in Italy. When my friend's nephew went to get his passport, they told him his ID, birth certificate, and social security card weren't enough, and he'd have to bring in all this identifying shit like school yearbooks. He was born in the U$. His father wasn't.
I wish Democrats worked as hard at stopping Republicans as they are doing to stop Mamdani.
No matter how bleak things feel, never forget that there’s a town in Georgia called Cumming and for many years its largest employer was Siemens.
I want to create an image of Trump that's like a dick-shaped Mr. Potato, but I feel like no one will understand my dicktater message.
Prioritize... Returning it to the Palestininans, jailing/executing anyone who has murdered an innocent, believes in genocide, and all the child molesters that use it for safe harbor? ✔️
There isn't just enough... There's a surplus. On top of Amerikkkans being insanely wasteful, at that.
To understand the faction leading America, recognize they think the worst, most terrifying things to happen in recent years are: 1) George Floyd protests 2) Public health treating COVID as real 3) HR saying "we've received complaints about your, um, 'jokes'" 4) Press 1 for English 5) Pronouns in bio
And MEXICO was the first to show up, to help. I promise you they will forget .00001 seconds after they leave. (Not blaming Mexico for being human, btw)
Republicans, Democrats, zionists and the 1% needed Trump to win to redact and hide the Epstein list and he did.
Because they're not being vaccinated/constantly reinfected. The vaccine for this virus that DIDN'T magically die out helps prevent Long Covid, too.
I remember lying to my mom and telling her my friends and I were going to see Cool Runnings...
Didn't they put that mermaid shit ON Discovery? I mean, I checked out once Shark Week became Shark Attack Orgasm week, but y'know.
Not *you* LOL the OP. My brain no work, so good. 🙃
This is what you don't want to get. Bernie's intentions WERE good. The DNC's are not. They will smother/bribe/murder out dissent from right wing policies, within their ranks. They DGAF what their constituents want: They care about what their donors want. They'll bring you to heel or bury you.
Come on out, so we can put your head on a- I mean, wait, what?
Some animals don't even survive being INSIDE of the plane for a standard flight.
Also, one city wanted a $4 hour raise for less than 2 months in one county. Kroger owned 2 grocery stores in that county, and decided to just close those stores entirely, instead. All grocery stores are evil, but I'll NEVER buy from a Kroger-owned store.
I worked at a grocery store during the pandemic. Our business went up 75%, but we were understaffed. The stores made $2B extra in profit, but fought viciously against paying us more. We eventually won a raise.. AFTER the chaos. We only got a few extra bucks an hour for less than 2 months in 2020.
What the fuck do they think a plane is? Mitt Romney's family car on a vacation?
I'm actually for the acceleration of human extinction, at this point.
WOMEN’S WISDOM HOUR “A new mural depicting Lady Liberty covering her face in shame was unveiled in Roubaix, France, ahead of Independence Day in the United States Dutch artist Judith de Leeuw painted the mural, titled “The Statue of Liberty’s Silent Protest,” on a building on Rue de Chemin-de-Fer.”
There is a guy who rescues dogs. He asked why a dog was in the shelter, and they told him the owners were taken by ICE. That was the exchange, period. Tons of fucking lunatics in the comments got angry at him for "mentioning politics." Why were they on a rescue page? Because only dogs love them!
What the fuck was the point of the movie #Pig? Horrible fucking film, 10/10 total waste of total fucking time, and, while we're at it, do your fucking most basic research, because pigs don't just die from some fucking rough handling. They're EXTREMELY strong and resilient animals.
Stumbled across a TikTok a few days ago about how the person feels their intellectual capabilities have diminished post-COVID and there are hundreds of comments from ppl who say the same. And it just clicked. I get now why so many ppl use AI. They’re using it as assistive tech. Which is HORRIFYING
Alligator Auschwitz is a TENT, in a swamp, at sea level, at the start of rainy season, in a hurricane zone, after defunding hurricane monitoring. With any luck, nature will remove it completely BEFORE it's populated with abducted moms, cancer patients and farm workers, not after.
If the Epstein file on Trump drops, his cult will drop their critiques of pedophilia even faster than liberals dropped the Me Too movement to vote a sexual predator. (After all, MAGA make up the bulk of pedos. They'll make MAP a freaking protected religion or some shite. IDK, I'm high. 🖖
Every single day, I am angry I wake and my prayers aren't answered.
Well, most of the people he's going to help fuck over can never afford a vacation. So maybe he should suck it.
Normal people: "A house, flying with the support of balloons?" Me: "Why do so many of Muntz's dogs have cropped ears? Is slicing and taping your dogs' ears really a top priority, while living in a South American jungle?" 🤔 #Up
You guys! It's kinda cute? Winston loves the smell of my hair. 😆 He likes when I wash my hair and brush it. Should I sleep with my hair on a pillowcase and then put it on his pillow? (Separation Anxiety is common in Pits, but I thought the Australian Cattle Dog would smooth it out!)
I mean, in fairness, it's hard to tell, in text form!
If Lex Luthor is so curious about Clark, and him being, "adopted" is hardly a secret, why didn't Lex try to find out who his parents were - and immediately find out he wasn't adopted, at all? 🤔
Over 90% of the people we're talking about aren't Semites. And over 60% of them are allergic to pollen from olive trees, native to their promised land. That God, man! Total sense of humor, I guess.
How is believing you're God's chosen people different from white supremacy or any other hate group? Or, for that matter, the ramblings of a heavily unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic?
Zionism: A People Reborn - New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social jewishcurrents.org/zionism-peop...
Oh. Sorry you took that seriously?
I think I'm not too interested in living through the next couple years, anyway. ✌️
Witchy Wild Child 🥑 