Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Getting older is realizing smooth radio is banger after banger.
Live, laugh, hate MÄGÄ trash aboard the USA— a sinking ship. She/her. Former Minneapolis dweller; now slumming it in southeast Minnesota. Proudly woke. LGBTQ+ ally. Survivor of suicide loss. Lover of dogs, world travel, world languages, wine & food.
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Getting older is realizing smooth radio is banger after banger.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I noticed that after peeking at a few more of his comments. MÄGÄs are worthless, helpless souls, and I agree: they’re not worth the time.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
If this is what happens when a mental illness is affirmed and not treated— tell us: What can we expect from you and your people?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do biological/cis men kiddie diddle and also shoot up schools?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel is merely celebrating their Southern heritage by surrendering.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Voting is a lot like driving: Select (R) to go backwards and (D) to move forward.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrong. The city didn’t do this. It was Ron DeSantis acting on behalf of the state of Florida. The city of Orlando is condemning this. Please, it takes only a few moments to fact-check before posting and spreading misinformation.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh…he’s not stepping down. He’s sliding over to chair the board.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Should’ve signed it “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Lol
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Babe, you look like a garden gnome. Let’s tone down the ‘tude a bit.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi, Pierce. Let’s remember to use our polite voices and manners when on the internet
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
MAGA went from “release the files!” to “protect the philes!” real quick.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
I only speak good of the dead. Hulk Hogan is dead. Good.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Target’s still around? 💅
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon his pronouns will be “was/were.”
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
A MÄGÄ timeline. 2015: This is it. Trump has crossed the line. There’s no coming back from this. 2016: Okay this is it. 2017: This. 2018: T 2019: H 2020: I 2021: S 2022: Thisthisthisthisthis. 2023: This for realsies. 2024: This for realsies, no take backs. 2025: ….this.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Epstein list and a naked Melania. Obama say whaaaat?!
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
If the man you continue to support fears the release of a list of pedophiles, *you* are *not* against pedophilia.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a single description of the unruly passenger— the details of the incident, others involved, details (if any) of the unruly passenger themselves, what precipitated the event. Absolutely nothing. Such detailed, thorough reporting, @kare11.bsky.social 🙄
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Trump isn’t on the Epstein list. He *is* the Epstein list.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
“The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.” — @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
In Donald’s defense, his supporters *are* “stupid people.”
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Y’all, I walked outside to wheel my trash bins to the curb this evening, and I’m *confident* Ann Coulter had sifted through them— undoubtedly searching for a shred of dignity, decency and fashion sense. After peeping these pics, do *you* think this was Ann’s handiwork?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Who wants to tell these ignorant MAGA monstrosities that most of the flood deaths in Texas happened at a *Christian* camp.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I am *all about* this wheezing gargoyle having his EOs overturned by the courts. Genuine Q: Wasn’t there a recent ruling that lower fed courts can’t overrule/overturn his EOs? Or, am I whiplashed with how much BS we’re hit with each day?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I, too, am simply stumped!
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Can anyone please provide a single piece of credible evidence of a time where “thoughts & prayers,” but particular prayer, accomplished anything tangible?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
DID YOU KNOW? Ann Coulter is an anagram of "a loner cunt."
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I came here to say exactly this 🙌
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
They’re eating the NOAA, they’re eating the Epstein files.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
My kink is fact-checking MAGA 💅
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooooo…Ghislane Maxwell’s in prison for what— is she serving time for a fashion crime?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
A very grim comparison, but you are *not* wrong.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
You know why Joe Biden never sold fragrances? He had a fucking job.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
His post sounds like a flyer for a saucy burlesque or can-can show. Proving, as usual, that wherever Donald goes he leaves a trail of vulgarity.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
He blocked me on everything except fax. Should I reach out?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Guuuuuurl, Vance is ✨slaying✨ her eyeliner game once again 💅
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
On the plus side, we’ll now—literally—be able to smell the stench of a MÄGÄ coming from miles away.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. Beat me to the Sharpie comment! 😜
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
*slaps knees* Whelp! What can we say— it’s one inept move after the next w/zero legit rationale. While I’d never wish anyone death & destruction, I draw cold comfort knowing MÄGÄs living in hurricane-prone states will bear the brunt of this— and they’ll get *precisely* what they voted for.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
When you voted to own the libs, but instead all you got were WW3 and Grandma kicked off Medicaid.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Anyone else hoping for an obituary in two weeks?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa! Did not know that. Appreciate the info 🙂
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Well played as well, madam 👏👏
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
He did?! Please tell me this is true 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
3/3 And here’s *his* profile. Internet, please help me out on this one. It’s personal this time. Thank you 🙏🏻
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
2/3 take their life b/c of their looks. Take a peek at these screen shots. Could I ask that you take a moment to share this post *and* pop over to Threads and IG to let him know your thoughts? I also think it’s important his employer, family, friends, schools, et. al. know who he is + his actions
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
1/3🚨 CALL TO ACTION- MAGA man openly cyber-bullying women & encouraging suicide BlueSky friends- I’m a survivor of suicide loss (lost my husband to suicide by gun April 3, 2022), so I take this personally. Greg Peck (@minnpinny on IG and Threads) is openly cyber-bullying and promoting woman to…
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
You nailed it and said it perfectly, my friend ❤️
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Says the broad who shouted “STUPID”—and not another words—at a comment you saw on the Internet that made you gout flare up 😂 Babe, you’re looking & behaving desperately at this point. Have the last word, honestly— it’s yours, b/c it clearly means more to you than it does to me.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I see that. Well, now I care doubly less about you than I did two minutes ago. Don’t you have some small children to yell at and frighten to “get off my lawn!!”?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
She just blocked me after I replied to her by quoting her own words. Looks like a dose of her own medicine didn’t taste quite as sweet 💊💊
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
To answer your question, let me quote your own words: “You put yourself out there, so hardly unwarranted. No hate. Maybe just ‘mean.’ Snowflake?”
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like you’re a teacher. I honestly, jokes aside, feel awful for any student, parent, fellow teacher, desk and chair that has the displeasure of your miserable company. You’re on social media, babe. Get a grip. And go get fucked.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
It certainly doesn’t show. “You put yourself out there, so hardly unwarranted. No hate. Maybe just ‘mean.’ Snowflake?”
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoopsie doodle! Looks like I touched a nerve. Good. Do better.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Would you talk like this to a complete stranger IRL? To someone just met at a party (assuming you’re ever invited to one)? No, you wouldn’t. Then don’t act like an asshole simply b/c you’re behind your phone. Normalize speaking to others with respect, even if only for the novelty of it.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Arguing with Trump supporters is like playing chess against someone trying to eat the pieces.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Arguing with Trump supporters is like playing chess against someone trying to eat the pieces.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Every accusation by a MÄGÄ is a confession. 👏every. 👏single. 👏time.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
How *ever* did she find time to pen this letter while stuffing her face under restroom stalls all across America, just to make sure *you* aren’t making *her* uncomfortable?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
They wet their pants in ecstasy at human torture, but lash out in anger at *anything* to help the poor, hungry or sick.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
May you rest in peace and power, Melissa and Mark Hortman, alongside your fur baby. Your deaths will not be in vain. That’s a promise.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Whose post are you commenting on, and MSM outlets *aren’t* covering it?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
“Victorious” is a rather gratuitous way to describe SCOTUS’s rulings 👀
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Why have I never seen a female ICE agent?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Legit Q: Do former presidents hold their title as “President XYZ” and not “former President XYZ”? Always wondered this.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Onion always making me do double and triple google searches *juuuuust* to make sure 😂
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
An executive order on meteorology from the man who redrew the path of a hurricane with a Sharpie. That’s rich.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck, Donald. Prime Minister Carney ain’t fucking around nor taking your BS any longer.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I especially treasure the “meme exclusion clause” of the Constitution as well, wherein any meme that may be offensive to Dear Leader is unlawful.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how MÄGÄs will spin this as a “win”?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree 10000%
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
*That* was an amazing throwback reference, sir!
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. The same MÄGÄs screeching, “This is what I voted for!” can now belt out that same sentiment about Medicaid cuts. How cool is that?! 🤩
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t give a fuck enough about you, an internet stranger coddling MÄGÄs, to be so mad that I take extra keystrokes to block you.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. Let them get exactly what they voted for: Trump and him showing them who he really is, despite them being warned and shouted at countless times.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
They had zero issue putting the lives of Blacks, women, LGBTQ+ people, immigrants— and more— at risk when they voted for Donald, did they? And now you expect sympathy and empathy for these same people? Uh, no. Forget that shit.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you for real with that question? These MÄGÄs are cheering & jeering as immigrants are kidnapped, LGBTQ+ folks & women lose rights— and more—exclaiming: “This is what I voted for!” And now I’m supposed to give a fuck that, w/medicaid cuts, they’re *also* getting “what the voted for”?
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
To the extent that Trump voters FAFO’d it’s good, I meant.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Great news! 🥰
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Call me ignorant, and won’t this affect primarily those Medicaid recipients who voted for Trump? (Genuine question.)
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Quote from @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
“This is ridiculous. Especially if you recall that this "Daddy" abandoned his first 3 kids to run off with one of his mistresses. Then this "Daddy" abandoned his next child to run off with another mistress. The same "Daddy" who had sex with a porn actress when his last child was 4 months old.”
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a pretty good deal, and sounds like fun too. Thanks for the info 🙂
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Wut?! A bait-and-switch?! Color me shocked.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I live down in Rochester now (I’m originally from DT Minneapolis), but my fiancé and I are always looking for reasons to get out and explore the TCs. How often do you do these skate sessions? Would be fun to join.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social)
Severe storms in Byron, Minnesota, sirens blaring in the background (and my dog casually drinking water), sending trash cans sailing down my street. #severeweather #mnwx #minnesota #weather
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Pete, casually leaning up against a wobbly bar stool
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Let him and the rest of congress be forced to live off the same wages, healthcare access and social service programs as the rest of us. Guaranteed that vaginal-dryness-looking mf will be humming a different tune 🎶
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
These notices may very well be a scam. On the other hand, our government is so wildly inept, this could be true. A real horse race with what’s reality and what’s not these days.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
The day when this cunt is disbarred and thrown in jail— it can’t come soon enough.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the president of the United States— an utter disgrace and embarrassment.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
What a garbage human you have to be to ignore pleas, from either side of the aisle, to not let people die via the agency you’re unqualified to run.
Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 (@minneappletini.bsky.social) reply parent
I call BS. This looks like Thomas Fugate’s cover letter for the director of counter-terrorism.