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Can't wait for this to be helping my mom's doctor make important care decisions!
"he needs to get exotic with his package" don't we all
"Inside of you there are two punters..."
Maybe he should just take some Ivermectin.
Bajillion dollar idea: a maximum wage
These Braves never let me down at finding ways to lose baseball games they are leading comfortably.
In honor of Labor Day and the importance of labor movements in securing rights for workers in this country, I'm giving away this 1982 Donruss card featuring all time greats Tom Seaver & Johnny Bench. Share, like & follow by 9/5 for a chance to #win. #giveaway #cardsky #free #thehobby #baseball
Go ahead and block me. I'll just mail my posts to your house
To paraphrase Doc Holliday: "There are no normal people, Nate. Just people..."
Will CNN be among them?
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
Looks like we'll find out...finally.
What if the Braves brought a different pitcher in for Quantrill...?
Your presence is still missed and we wish you here. 😢 Continue to Rest in Power, sir. 🙏🏽🙅🏾♂️ #ChadwickBoseman Nov. 29, 1976 - Aug. 28, 2020
I am "Collective Soul songs being used in bank commercials" years old.
The failure mode our republic is currently undergoing isn't because its constitution is badly written or poorly thought out. It's because its constitution, like the next one will be, is nothing but paper. No law is self executing. We can't have a better country until we become better people.
It's the easiest way to stay a billionaire.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title “Tom Clancy’s Mutiny on The Bounty”
Me: I don't feel well... FDA: Have you tried getting fucked up on shrooms about it?
That'll help
D minus. Reframe and rewrite.
"I didn't know we had an all-powerful savior. I thought we were part of an agnostic collective!"
What is 3.3 kilos in whole human bodyparts, bot? Is that the weight of the whole human foot or are size and weight compared differently when using entire human feet?
They're not sending their best...
More like "Cuck Barrel"
He used his force.
I wish someone would have put his ass away when he was 14.
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
I'm thinking the same thing. Take care of yourself.
Searching around the office for hidden diversity.
Laws only work if people enforce them or recognize the enforcement of them. I think we all need to reflect on that for a while.
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
The new "Why didn't the eagles just fly Frodo to Modor" will be "Why didn't team Ospreay just climb the cage to save him like Marina Shafir did?" #AEW
good news, B
i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
WARD BY GOD LOW!!!!
Dear Swerve, if you are going to miss the kick, do not slap your leg.
Folks, it is very possible for an enemy of your enemy to also be your enemy as well. There is no highlander rule for enemies.
AND NEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!
If you would have told me 30 years ago that a satellite radio station would be holding a contest to give a person tickets to go see Metallica in...the Hamptons, I would have kicked you in the shins.
"give your blind children LSD. It may help. I heard a guy on the bus talking about it..."
Great finish at the Coke 400 in Daytona. Ryan Blaney edges out like five other cars for the win.
This list was created simply to stop the coaching staff from last minute ride requests.
Talked to my therapy chicken and she said it's gonna BOK
Whoa, Black Betty, you're a sham yes ma'am.
How have these sorts of people lived as long as they have? There is no way they should have lived through high school.
Going to start putting an umlaut over consonants. If anyone complains I will simply respond with "language evolves. Deal with it."
Just sitting here, waiting for internet 5 to open up, so I can stop using this one.
I'm beginning to completely understand why this website's growth is slowing.
Is the bullying in the room with us right now?
I must have really rustled someone's jimmies four days ago.
That’s our captain! 🤩 More on the NHL Network rankings → bufsabres.co/45wqUHT
Is there a step past LOL?
Welcome to the Soviet States of America.
He should have some, if not all, of the coffee.
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Who makes PC processors that are usable other than INTEL anymore? I am out of the loop on that stuff now.
Where are all of the "SOCIALISM IS BAD!!!!!! REEEEEE!!!!!" people? Where are they?
Going to start signing all of my posts "CEO of Apple"
Do we have a "Bad Science Takes" account on here? This would be a good one to start it off with.
The rate things are going today for me as far as work goes is leading me to believe it is going to turn out to be an early weekend release day.
Hey, Vino!
When people ask me why things are the way they are, I always respond. "Weeder", and they just silently nod and then silently I nod.
My Uncle just died of Cracker Barrel logo change. RIP.
BRB. Going to give my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.
It feels like there's a new headline like this every hour now and it's just not going to stop for the rest of my life
A Filipino woman most certainly took one of her former husbands.
Just gonna go out and do some fraud and if anyone asks me about it or tries to arrest me, I'll just respond "I'm president. You can't do anything, lol"
We live in a country of only one person.
imagining some chip factory worker opening their wallet like “wait why is this full of chi— OH NO”
Me when I dronk two swit tase at rustront:
Sorry, can't come into work today. Tariffs.
Is that Newsweek's AI slop photo of yam tits or did you guys toss that in there?
"It said "OCEAN" on it! What the hell did you want me to do???"-- Seagull after flying into the side of a building in the dense fog.
Dolphins about to go 0-17
"Crime is lower in D.C. than it is in the Republican-led states these National Guard troops are leaving..." www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Your odds of winning at the blackjack tables are now better than ever. We just hired a bunch of dealers from the Oklahoma public school system.
If only we could form a well-armed militia. That would come in handy right about now.
If there is no appetite for war abroad to keep the military wheels greased, sow seeds of division at home and fight one there.
Funny because Mississippi and DC have very similar crime rates. He could have saved some plane fuel costs and just deployed them in Mississippi instead.
Alright, retract my Snitker anger for this. But, regarding Harris, I mean, maybe he thought it would catch them off guard, but I would have been swinging for sure. He may have overthought the situation, lol.
you tellin me a radio activated these shrimp
Well, if this doesn't perfectly encapsulate support for the modern GOP.
How come fat people don't get the fit or skinny person's microbiome? Is it a one way thing? Are there forms to fill out to see what microbiome will be used during coitus?
Golden parachuting over to the next company he can tank with his spinelessness.
Capitulation leads to resignation
Other countries will hopefully take the lead in these fields of research so when and if this nightmare is over, there will be some sense of hope for people.
Hey, let's have one of the hottest bats in the game bunt with the bases loaded and no one out when we are down by one run. That is good managing right, Snitker? JFC...
ArKKKansas
"We don't have enough 'Slavery Was Awesome' and 'Screw the Downtrodden' museums. We have to do something about it. That is what the people want..."
Getting put in jail because I drilled a hole in the bottom of the can to avoid setting off the EULA alarm that gets sent to the protein powder authentication server when it gets opened. It's like pirating protein powder.
Making your product worse and charging people more to use it and or forcing it on people seems like it may be bad for business.
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.