He should just rename the National Guard to "Four Seasons Total Landscaping"
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He should just rename the National Guard to "Four Seasons Total Landscaping"
“I can’t get a feeling for the exterior of the house while that thing is sitting in the driveway, please move it"
Headline reaffirms my decision to be atheist
he looks like any tired old white Florida boomer when he doesn’t paint his face like a Vegas hooker
just pee on the floor and worry about it in the morning
i love how OLD he looks… he doesn’t need an assassin, what he needs is somebody to rip his hat off on a bad hair day so that the public can see how tired and weak he looks
I’m old enough to remember when the GOP wasn’t *this* bad. They were always bad, but John McCain for instance would not have tolerated today’s MAGAt behavior. Of course if McCain was still living he’d have been primaried by a nutjob.
It’s true, looks perfectly legal despite some people might request you put on more clothes.
He’s worth a whole lot more now than when he became POTUS the 1st time — probably a proper billionaire now. Ivanka’s already flush with Saudi money, which may be why I haven’t heard her name mentioned in the media for months. She knows daddy is an embarrassment, and gains nothing from seeming close.
this guy was born to be a petty fascist: let’s help destroy his dream
I’ve been told I’m a jerk for voting for the lesser of 2 evils rather than inciting a revolution. Guess I’ve just assessed contemporary Americans as not the revolutionary type...
I assume he thinks the revolution will arrive more quickly if the fascists never have to give up power to moderating forces. I doubt his revolution will ever come, however.
Someday I will watch that series again. I prefer the Star Trek vision of the future rather than the Expanse vision, the latter being a Muskish solar system (Mars run by Texas-type a$$holes).
This is true, but we expect as much from a kakistocracy
Karoline tells herself “Fake it ’til you make it” but she isn’t making it
It was in a “blue state”, right? He doesn’t mind if blue states burn to the ground.
People are lucky when they have the inclination and means to move somewhere better (I left the USA entirely). Once in a while I feel bad for leaving my compatriots behind (the criticism is “Why didn’t you stay and make it better?”), but I also can’t imagine moving back to the US and being happy.
Well that’s a star-studded cast! I've been appreciating pre-1980s film more with each passing year. Maybe it’s my imagination, but contemporary big-budget star-studded movies often seem soulless when compared with 20th century Hollywood.
Bombshell, now i want to see a movie haha
Maybe we’re only a few years away from billionaires (and corporations?) having their own militias. Hopefully it'll become obvious to Americans over the next decade who their real enemies are — although by then it’ll be much harder to contend with than today.
My yoga teacher, who hasn’t had a science class since high school (and never A&P), has informed me that kids are overburdened with mitochondrial challenges. Forget inflation — America needs to get busy fighting inflammation! #RFKisDEATH
It’s so exhausting living in this upside-down political landscape that’s beyond satire. I do wonder if the Internet on its own could have yielded the same result without social media, such as an explosion in online pamphleteering in its stead?
They don't feel shame, but they care deeply about status. Wanting to be liked--or at least envied--is their Achilles heel. We can use that against them:it's cheap, non-violent & effective. Social shunning of elites supporting Pinochet helped bring down the Chilean dictator: it can work here too.
Hamas & IDF are both terrorist organizations, both a scourge on humanity.
If Trumpism is still going in 2029, that’s when we will know without a doubt that China has surpassed the US.
How many decades now have magazines been writing, “How To Build Your Own PC” articles? 😅 Not complaining — I’ve always valued those articles since I’m absent-minded.
Burning Joke
I will never be done using the term WHITE PRIVILEGE
Just a note to Black Americans considering joining the military: the guy who runs it (Peter Brian Hegseth) is a white supremacist and you will never be truly respected for your contribution if you join up.
My Steam account is so old that it alone proves I’m old enough 😅
Science-fiction fans are the best people 😘 Those books were addictive. Somehow I doubt the TV series, which was good, included that description from Praxideke (i don’t remember but it sounds too wordy for TV).
Maybe annexing Poland would be more helpful for America’s greatest ally, Russia.
oops got hit with a paywall
Diamond rings still seem like prostitution (large payment up front for years of sex work). How about people just have a relationship without paying each other off?
i will check it out
The best way to get rid of the NRA is for liberals to buy more guns than MAGAts do 😅 Better yet, a billionaire could give every qualified Black American an AR-15; all of a sudden, there would be gun control.
I’ve heard that Nazis / fascists are only friendly if you’re white. Maybe she hadn’t thought of that.
Uh, is it a “diversion"? A police state is the ultimate goal of his totalitarianism vision. He doesn’t much care about disasters.
Nostalgia & cultural mythology are crucial to the fascist agenda
yes but i have to admit i’d prefer Newsomism over Trumpism
let me guess: saving "their women" from genetic pollution ?
He *almost* gets it. The NATION needs to split up — not simply one state. #NationalDivorce www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
they pretend to be alphas but they live in constant fear of everything trump makes them feel safe because they’re weak and brainless
These days it’s more important than ever to state the obvious (even now — before AI has completely taken over — people have forgotten how to think) www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
for decades i’ve been hearing rural shitheads complain about crime in Chicago probably because they think only black people live there
America's Reichstag Fire Moment = Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Fox News has 97% good coverage of him — just like a free press should 😅
While I do appreciate you visiting Canada, the best Canadians live in Montreal, not Toronto 😅
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
don’t worry about your autocorrection, it’s just MechaHitler
Looking forward to the moment when the world gangs up on the US and says Fuck You. Long overdue. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
They're using food poisoning to get rid of a demographic group mostly likely to die from it: the elderly. Why? Perhaps they believe this demographic to be “unproductive” / a drain on the economy.
Just another reason CA is better than Confederate states
If trump murdered all the poor (and the immigrants and trans people), the middle class would become the poor. The owners of Amerikkka will keep all the wealth.
I’d like to see a new feminist movement that obliterates these cavemen. Backwater these white Taliban losers who've gotten comfortable flaunting their retrograde patriarchal shit. Better yet, they should move to Russia.
let me guess, he’s a radical centrist
1 of top 5 richest douchebags in the world and can’t find a gf with real breasts 😂
Arnold is stuck in the 20th century. Also, too many Hollywood Happy Endings have made him myopic.
From an environmental perspective, this is great news (fewer carbon emissions) 😅 www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
A few seconds per day you need to think of something besides politics, so here you go:
Who looks less ridiculous with a ripped torso: Gavin, or Donald? I think we all know the answer
I like how Alberta took a page from the US playbook and decided they want a kakistocracy
Given how rightwing Christians think they own the country, I’d buy a “Lucifer Was Right About Everything” cap if I lived there.
Maybe Dems should wake up and realize this isn't a “distraction" — this is a totalitarian coup d’état slowly unfolding.
I think her fucking crucifix earrings aren’t big enough 😅
Burning Man in 2025 is the kind of thing a Russian cam girl would think is cool
I Never Have — Nor Will I Ever — Give A Fuck About Cracker Barrel
Cracker Barrel does restaurants ?? I thought they sell mainstream cheese at malls ?
I would prefer if the Internet were burned down…
I have not heard about a new corporate logo but I can already tell it’s one reason Americans aren’t instead talking about HNWIs running the country and their capitulation to Dear Leader.
Sometime I watch reality TV to understand the particulars about why American culture is like a violent screwball comedy with death camps waiting at the end of it all
Tattooed thugs being told to arrest brown people with tattoos #AmericanThug www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
you have to laugh so that you don’t cry
that guy who hit him probably works for ICE and is simply off duty
The wealthy of America are the real thieves
Would be great if true. He certainly is ruining the economy there. The rich are still rich, but they get uppity when their ability to get richer is taken away.
hey it worked for the cons overseas — Brexit happened
Glorious! He will surely get into Heaven now, which seems to be his new motivational concern in life.
Sorry to offend but this looks like a sh!th0le country
“Recent” comments? More like their behavior for the past decade ...
they are probably inbreds who grew up in a barn
WHITEwash, to be clear
People using hateful rhetoric OWN THE TABLE today. Not much is left other than lighting the table on fire and building a new table.
It seems MAGA becomes more retrograde each year: Hegseth yearning for the pre-19th Amendment era, Trump admiring the Gilded Age and even 18th century America. Best thing about their slogan is they don’t have to define when “Again” was, so it keeps evolving. Maybe Alligator Alcatraz slavery is next?
The Reich-wing version of “OK, boomer” ?
A new Civil Rights movement needs to happen because rights are eroding. Bless the people in the 60s-70s who induced change. When MAGA says “MAGA", they are referring to American *before* the Civil Rights movement.
WHITE-washed is the appropriate word 😅
I’ve heard them referred to as “thinking hands”. We see this posture implemented by individuals trying to impart an air of superior intelligence (usually absent a demonstrated superior intelligence). Ironically it can signal a clueless dipshittery [image attached].
Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Of course they’ll be held. Putin holds elections: to the outside world they are obviously *not free and fair* elections, but the facade is valuable for Putin. Liberals will look like fools for saying elections won’t be held in 2028; instead they should be pointing out the rigging attempts.
9/11 hijackers: “We were promised eternal paradise”
Grok still needs to be tweaked a bit to fall somewhere in the range between MechaHitler and far-right edgelord.
Oh jesus
I heard you need to be ≤230 pounds to fit thru the eye, sounds like he won’t make it
Same as Mike fucking Johnson at the Gates of Heaven Mike: “Check again, I’m on the list!" Gate guy: “I checked twice already and it seems you’re scheduled for eternal damnation instead." Mike: “Let me speak with your manager!"
He will certainly be Lucifer’s little bitch when he dies.
Maybe they should mummify him so that he gets there safely 😅
Jesus fucking Christ it is still stunning — even as we already know these people are zealots — to hear the president’s propagandist talk about heaven. The 9/11 hijackers also wanted eternal paradise, and look what they did to get it...
I share your dream. Sadly, amazon wasn’t diminished when it was still possible. They found enough loopholes in the tax code to destroy businesses from coast to coast; Congress just watched from the sidelines. Walmart was bad for Main Street, but nothing is as dystopian as amazon, the “company store”