Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is somehow most relatable show on television #RHOSLC ❄️
I am only a vessel. Yes please, and more.
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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is somehow most relatable show on television #RHOSLC ❄️
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
your life is not a sacrifice on the altar of fascism and authoritarianism ... please get off of your knees
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Birthday Pete Father-of-Black-Kitties & Assbutt & Jim Henson and Gritty!!! Legends!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo got em
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
False equivalency lol. No one in this thread ever said/suggested there is something wrong with being Jewish. Not once. I said there is something wrong with accepting money from an organization committing genocide. Which in this case, is AIPAC.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
💕💕💕💕
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooof. I have to choose? That’s like asking pizza or cheeseburgers😭for now, i will say Pacific, solely bc the beauty of the coast doesn’t come with oppressive humidity for 80% of the year. The mosquitos are smaller here. No hurricanes. The water is less inviting but i can always visit the Atlantic🫶
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you shug 💟Definitely going in a frame for grandma’s 90th!!
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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m trying to post the video of the llamas beside the beach but Bluesky is “having trouble compressing my video” so. here’s this.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
A starfish, waving at me ⭐️ as well as some sea anemone
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
a little thread of the wildlife we saw while hanging at the ocean this afternoon. First up— a turkey vulture trying to fly off with a fox. (He realizes it’s too heavy & is forced to eat what he can from the cliff.)
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
I never said he needed more money & your original post didn’t mention funding at all. You talked about idolizing him like the right does with CK. which is pretty insulting considering they’re polar opposites.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
🗣️gang signs out the window ya bish!!!! hoping all of them offend you, ya bish!!!!!📢
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a bizarre thing to post lol. We are closely following Mamdani’s campaign bc the way this regime responds to his election will give voters an idea of what to expect in midterms. Mamdani is one of the only democratic candidates in the US who can’t be bought by Israel. Dems should pay attention.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not gonna do it bc cigarillos in CA are expensive & stale but ugh…….. it would be so satisfying
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
perhaps if someone just wanted to smoke a black & mild *near* me……. So i could get a whiff…….maybe that would scratch the itch
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
focusing all my energy on not caving to my urge to smoke a black & mild
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
Food Executives think of you as piggies squealing at a trough. This is your monthly reminder to start a community garden.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
see, this is why i keep mustard in my bag. the entire point of eating a hot dog is it is a vessel for mustard.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
i wonder if he uses Lovely Tan or Bondi Sands? Def not Coco & Eve their formula isn’t that pigmented. If it’s Lovely Tan it’s gotta be the Ultra Dark
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha!! of course, children are the best teachers… I’m learning what comes naturally to them is what we must consciously choose for ourselves. Nurture Inner Child, always🥰😇
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not believe in the rapture but i do believe in whatever sort of magic she is summoning. Woo on, little lady💖
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
in today’s episode of My Kid Asking Questions: DY asked what happens when there are no thoughts in your head. I said, that’s Bliss. that’s what i try to achieve w/ meditation. & she brags “oh I’m in bliss like a 1000 times a week”😅 anyway. i keep finding random altars she makes around the property🤔
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Conecuhhhhhhhhhhh 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, you got me there. I now see there are no pedals either. Fine i will continue searching lol
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
guten morgen @hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo is this a good deal or not
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
how much you want to bet Savannah has a credit card/car payment in her dad’s name lmfaooooooo
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
plz tell me someone cussed her out in a reply lmao
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[KILL BILL SIREN]
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goddess some good news!!!!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
Me personally? If my ex-employer asked me to return to work after they very publicly infringed upon my constitutional rights? I would probably view it as an admission of guilt & inform my legal counsel of such hilarity. then I’d tell Disney to kiss my fat white ass. But that’s just little ole me! 😇
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
this is correct AND it’s good for all your internal organs! Just be careful staying upside down for too long bc sometimes the baby can accidentally go the wrong way & come out your mouth 😟 the human body is such a mystery I’m glad we have astute leadership to explain to us how to be #healthy
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
There is very little in this world a massive grav cannot fix. I joke around a lot but that one is 1000% true lol
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct!!!! A pergante woman should be ripping heaters at all waking hours to help with the baby’s nicotine cravings! This is just common knowledge!!!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
guys YES Tylenol is harmful while pergantt but don’t worry!!!! if you chase it with a shot of espolon and the immediately rip a massive grav hit, it medically cancels out the risks! ~follow me for more prenatal tips & tricks!!~
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Redistribution of wealth is a great start to cleaning up this mess! 😁
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
I have watched this no less than 500 times. Incredible!!!!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
“A huge FU to Ric Grenell. FU to Trump. Ric Grenell you suck, I’m not a fan” -THATS how tf you clear a hoe!!!!!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
South Carolina may be the worst state by any given measure, but we do have the best state flag in the entire nation💙🌙🌴Just like the colonial “tea party” of the revolutionary war, MA continues jacking SC vibes to claim as their own🙄
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
R*b the Vatican. P*ss on Billy Graham’s grave. Change New Years to April as the Pagans rightfully celebrated. Basically, be gay do crime😇
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
💯. For sure. Late stage capitalism is fueled by an entire society crippled by convenience.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Controlled Opposition. Can you follow the money & show me where he is not controlled opposition? The irony of you talking about “loyalists” while you defend a coward who votes to fund genocide. so blinded by your loyalty to the party that you’d excuse the violence your taxes fund in Gaza.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
What gives the GOP more power is controlled opposition. Jeffries was bought out by oligarchs & Zionist institutions. Jeffries does not care about anything other than making sure his check clears from Israel. Grow up.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
He really would! Remind me of when he made the special spring rolls without the cilantro so i could have some 🥲can we sign him up for Master Chef or something
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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Bingo. Fascists need to feel like they’re “better than” other groups of people. If you cannot generate capital for the machine, you’re defected & need to be taken out of commission.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
!!!!! It reeks of manipulation. “Don’t worry, we are going to find out who did this to you & we will punish them to make sure it never happens again!” That’s their entire mindset. creating problems out of everything so they have an excuse to overreach & be a “savior”. It’s violent by nature.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
So sorry you don’t have the support like you & your son should. Cannot even wrap my head around how disconnected one must be from humanity to examine such a nuanced issue through a lens of unscientific generalizations. I’m sure it feels isolating & helpless in many ways. Shameful ass country.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
have said this to my antivax brother as well…….why are you acting like autism is more life threatening than measles or polio lmao like can we be serious for a minute
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
i do not understand why society acts like an Autism diagnosis is a death sentence. can’t fathom what it must feel like to be on the spectrum & watch your nation’s scholars/leaders treat Autism as a fatal side effect that needs be eradicated.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, what a dream. Such a cool vehicle. No frills, no fuss…just pure man-made machinery. Sigh. Trucks & cars used to be so sexy.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Myrtle!!! That is an absolutely hilarious little lady i can tell already😂 welcome Miss Ma’am! 💖
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Sully it’s time to admit you are living in a Looney Toons simulation. These squirrels are messing with you. Plz bc careful I’d hate for something absurd to happen, like a grand piano fall out of a tree on your head causing you to have a smile full of piano keys
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what’s so strange? We hardly have any squirrels here. Like i think *maybe* I’ve seen 3 on the property?? But nothing like SC/East Coast… y’all’s in New England are BIG and FAT i wonder what that’s all about lol.
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i can’t type coherent sentences anymore sorry lmao
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
two things i love— •Occidental, California. •An old, boxy, clanky pick up truck like this Chevy Cheyenne. when i get to admire both at the same time? Shug that’s what we call that an American Delight™️
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Pause— what??
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted
People of faith take far too many liberties with the proposition of heaven and far too few with compassion… seeing who people want to send to heaven this week … perhaps all of us should opt out
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
The North Bay Community is fired up! We love to see it. ❤️🖤🤍💚
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugly and Stupid. Pick a struggle Laura.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Would LOVE to see yall there!! but i understand better than anyone you gotta do what works for you. Nashville will also be incredible & there’s high chance for iconic sit ins. You have this unique problem in which you simply cannot lose no matter what you choose..Good problem to have😘💖
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
wish I’d gotten to see Venus & the Moon so close together today, but it’s foggy this morning on our hill. i took this pic earlier in the week & it will have to do🌟 Hope yall have a very happy Friday🤍
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
technically & legally I am not allowed to ask for any more shows this year….🫥🥴 (but yes, my brother & his fam live in AVL & i am planning to be there lol. I didn’t get tix in presale bc it’s a little too far out to know which dates will work best, but no worries I’ll find one!!) Will you?
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
hahahahha Thank goddess!!!!!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
The most unserious denomination in the Christian Faith 😂😂😂 Pastor looks like the general manager of a Chevy dealership.That show Righteous Gemstones was actually a documentary lollllllllllllll
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
I can hear them barking right now…
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, i wasn’t talking about college kids. I’m talking about their piss ass drunk daddies & uncles who show up on game day like rabid hyenas to destroy their own city & terrorize opposing fans 😂UGA football fans are….not the best. But yes basketball season is much better they’re not as diehard lol
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
The Baptists need to be stopped lmfao bsky.app/profile/kiss...
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Do it!!!! Wintertime is a great time of year to go. You’ll have to excuse the UGA kids but at least it’s not football season at that time….. I vote yessssssssss!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you see that mega church using AI to voice Charlie from “heaven” too? That was pretty sinister but I’m sure there’s a plethora of examples you could be referencing
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Better than 😂😂😂
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope he found some!! If only he could have followed me back to my garden… i have a few 😅
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
They do! All the road signs are in German, & folks usually start speaking in German first, occasionally switching to Italian mid sentence🙃 My French is better than either Italian or German, but I noticed many in the area would prefer English to French 😂😂
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
also saw a Blue Heron in an empty vineyard today which made me giggle
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
So I’ve been told multiple times in this thread! Italian for Dummies is another option i will be exploring & encourage others to do so as well 😁
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the future i want to subscribe to. Goat cheese & milk, mead, a few instruments for music….. i don’t see a reason we ever have to leave the property honestly.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been told this in the comments. Italian for Dummies is also an excellent option i will be pursuing
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
okay FINE we can have two compounds! I do think Lucca may be more desirable for gardening/farming in the ways i have imagined. We will of course grow grapes & probably raise a goat or two.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re an incredible father & the world needs far more great dads than it needs phans in VA. Good job doing the right thing & showing your girl family comes first. Setting a high standard for her! Hope yall can find ways to still make the weekend memorable🫶
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting money directly in a skilled human’s hand. Genius. Brilliant. I LOVE IT.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah. Yes, well, that sounds about right. Pity. Italian for Dummies it is!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
The shoutout for Jarrod Walker to be nominated at the end…….. yall better listen to that man!!!!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
The reverence in which Billy spoke about Bluegrass music & the power of its sound at his keynote address is nothing short of miraculous. There is so much darkness & division in the world…but it’s clear he knows himself to be a conduit of unity. (Starts at 49:05)💙 www.youtube.com/live/9KoxMwH...
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
after cancelling your streaming subscriptions, may i suggest allocating that $$ to a Duolingo subscription? & devote whatever time you previously spent watching Marvel slop to learning Italian? so when we move to my compound in the Trentino-Alto Adige we may communicate with locals more effectively?
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
🤍💕🤍distance is a bitch but Love is a wild thing! 🎶there’s no way to stop it, so don’t try to🎶 So happy for you & the love you’ve found. Yes please, & more!
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly one of the most romantic stories of all time!!🥲😭 proof that when you’re pure in love, love will find you. he is such a precious treasure & deserves the world.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social)
reading the Missed Connections page on Craigslist this morning bc hope & romance are the only things worth living for & my spirit needs to be reminded humans have not given up on finding love
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
didn’t he recently work for Kanye lmfaoooo
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
i am proud of your water for handling this the correct way 🥰 and proud of you for not letting a bitter bitch stop you from enjoying an incredible show! When they get mad, we dance bigger! ✨
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
the third frame 🥹😍thank you for sharing pics from y’all’s trip it’s a light in the dark rn.
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! & Yes 🤭Francis put it there for dy lol he’s so cute
Woo Woo Goddess🏺 (@missfml.bsky.social) reply parent
JDT 💚🥲#heymama