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Also conservatives: we want to make bachelor’s degrees so expensive, few Americans can obtain them
Recovering sportswriter, teacher, unabashed Swiftie, pro Meghan, half a century of horse racing, Gig ‘em
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Also conservatives: we want to make bachelor’s degrees so expensive, few Americans can obtain them
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Rancid, stinking P O S
Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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What? Trump has no loyalty you say?
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She’s still has anger issues in any language
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Money over lives all day, every day
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Their home state voted for that and I bet their C suite did too
Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted
The greatest tyranny is being forced to live in a world without smallpox
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Good news everyone we can all go back to shitting in the drinking water for freedom
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Good. She’s awful.
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Mad King Orange
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We had a fire drill today and at least it wasnt terrible
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Cow manure offloads methane and carbon dioxide. Can be very dangerous
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Surely the man with small hands has worn gloves at some point in his life
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Laurelin is just lovely. What an easy 5 for 5 and it’s impossible not to root for Graham Motion #Saratoga
Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted
It's so crazy we live in a world where female athletes are striking for better wages and dodging sex toys being thrown at them, while trans athletes are being accused of evil scheming so they can play women's sports, which pays well and is highly dignified. It's almost like someone's full of shit
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This is the value of a humanities education and extensive reading of fiction
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Why is the Trump administration detaining green card holders without cause, blocking legal counsel, and refusing to tell families where they are? Will Kim has lived here since he was five. He’s getting his PhD, researching a Lyme disease vaccine at Texas A&M—and ICE disappeared him at SFO.
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That was some shit election fraud since she lost 🙄
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He is absolute excrement
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I don’t think he gives a shot about her. Besides himself and what he’s done, his puppet masters are named and they’ve threatened him
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I was really hoping Sandman would be in their fighting, but …
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That horse is so talented
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How much are Sovereignty’s two full sisters worth?
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Sovereignty over at the knee just like his sire
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Uvalde, Uvalde, Uvalde. The police are not here to serve and protect. They’re here to draw a paycheck and then go home
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Eh. He sold his puny soul long ago
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Bezos does not care. He wants a mouthpiece
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So 54 percent are really dumb?
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If they’re under age, they’re not women; they are children
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Of course he is because he’s a soulless, evil little b**ch
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Hard to understand him with so much racist d**k in his mouth
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Now do the Epstein files
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We live in the dumbest times 😒
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If you can’t organize your thinking and communicate it clearly…
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Journalism can’t run turns for shit but he sure is an amazing stretch runner #Haskell
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U of Minnesota dairy judging national champs Also 2 divisions of quidditch national champs (Qball) Middlebury was one. Can’t recall the other
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Texas A&M are 2025 national champs in wool judging and 2024 champs in horse judging (2025 quarter horse Congress hasn’t occurred yet)
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Idt they would give a shit about abuse of white girls. Abuse of women as a right is a belief.
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His billionaire benefactors are in it.
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Yeah — but it still won’t work out for me. Strawberries. Weeeeeeee
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I don’t have the money to be a we. I will be a strawberry picker or a house cleaner
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It’s infuriating it’s reported that way
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
We did it. We finally found the limits on executive power. 🤡
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Can you build a social media campaign when the owners of the social media sites actively campaign against you?
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And crazy pants Chip Roy was born in Maryland and raised in Virginia. All hat, no cattle
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And one senator is Canadian
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Advanced level of specificity is “all y’all”
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You’re going to need to define at least somewhat what you’re classifying as porn for women, and then you’re goi g to need to define what you mean by brain rot
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Kamala Harris campaigned on making home care part of Medicare, which would’ve greatly eased the issue of caring for our parents. But Trump won so we not only didn’t get that, we’re getting devastation of nursing homes as well. This is going to ruin a lot of families.
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Texan here. Box fan in the window at night, flipping that pillow constantly for the “cool” side. Sleeping was not easy The joy when we got ceiling fans
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They’re going to release doctored documents
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This pos has done nothing in his life to make the world a better place. A selfish, narcissistic walking piece of excrement who makes what he touches rancid
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Those two are actively evil
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That man just doesn’t want a job where he does any work
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
"Cruz inserted language into the reconciliation bill that eliminates a $150m fund to 'accelerate advances & improvements in research, observation systems, modeling, forecasting, and dissemination of info to the public' around weather forecasting."
MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent
When fema set the 100-year flood zone for the Blanco River around Wimberley, the county sued and got it lowered 8 feet. Then the 2015 flood happened
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Moser? The guy who made the pun “it’s dead in the water”? While he was for sirens, he certainly did not go to the mat fighting for them
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Years before the Wimberley flood, fema had set a 100 year flood zone but the county sued and got it lowered 8 feet.
MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent
They were talking about — and rejecting — sirens in 2016. They almost did something for themselves after the 2015 Blanco River flood that devastated Wimberley
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She’s just as shady
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🙄
Julie DiCaro (@juliedicaro.bsky.social) reposted
Don't let Republicans get it twisted. Now is precisely the time to discuss the decisions officials make that prioritize playing culture wars over keeping people safe. How much has the State of Texas spent on terrorizing trans kids and pregnant women in the last 8 years?
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You *have* to heed the warnings. If you wait until you see water, it’s too late. I know this because I grew up on this river
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The NWS sent a flash flood watch Thursday afternoon and a flash flood warning at 1 am. The camp and the county gambled. I know this because I grew up on the Guadalupe
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It’s inconceivable to me they don’t have flood sirens on that stretch of the Guadalupe.
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Chip Roy is a shit stain
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Translation: I didn’t think they’d come after me
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Fair enough
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56.2 percent of votes went to trump and that’s at least partially due to voter suppression
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What do heavy rains and flash floods have to do with elections (and 42.5 percent of Texas voters voted for Harris)
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13 people confirmed dead and 23 girls unaccounted for from a summer camp, but ok
Houston Chronicle (@houstonchronicle.com) reposted
The slain dog had two puppies with her.
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That is utterly disgusting. Why a psychotic asshole
El Norte Recuerda (@elnorterecuerda.bsky.social) reposted
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
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Indiana Jones and the Last of Democracy
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What is this fucking cosplay bullshit. All for guys building houses. Unfuckingbelievable
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Make data centers provide their own electricity
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Sir, dead skin cells are a thing
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They could pay for those expenditures with cuts to Elon’s welfare and tax increases to the 1 percent and then still be rolling in cash
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Anyone know why he was scratched?
Governor Tim Walz (@governorwalz.mn.gov) reposted
Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.
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When more comprehensive history studies are “bad” 😒
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This awful
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This will be a massive, anti-Constitution, anti-American shit show
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Very cool
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That heat dome is not over Texas for once. I do feeling sorry for everyone east
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Im fortunate: I have an Aussie that simply sits and stares with the intensity of an August sun
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I’m so much more likely to say y’all woulda
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He’s one of the worst humans in the history of the United States
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Trump says a lot of shit
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People like you is the reason democracy died. Absolute idiocracy
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Oh please. Not voting for her was a vote for him and even a dirty sock was better than him
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Trump says a lot of shit.
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Rebel’s Rimance is such a lovely horse #RoyalAscot
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What a pos
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She is a psychopath
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We should listen to the smart lady