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MissTwit

@misstwit.bsky.social

Recovering sportswriter, teacher, unabashed Swiftie, pro Meghan, half a century of horse racing, Gig ‘em

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Also conservatives: we want to make bachelor’s degrees so expensive, few Americans can obtain them

4/9/2025, 8:33:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Rancid, stinking P O S

4/9/2025, 8:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson.bsky.social) reposted

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

29/8/2025, 6:24:12 PM | 16581 5254 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

What? Trump has no loyalty you say?

30/8/2025, 7:57:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s still has anger issues in any language

30/8/2025, 7:50:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Money over lives all day, every day

30/8/2025, 6:22:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Their home state voted for that and I bet their C suite did too

30/8/2025, 6:20:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted

The greatest tyranny is being forced to live in a world without smallpox

29/8/2025, 8:41:36 PM | 87 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

Good news everyone we can all go back to shitting in the drinking water for freedom

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29/8/2025, 8:21:12 PM | 3086 453 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. She’s awful.

29/8/2025, 8:58:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Mad King Orange

22/8/2025, 7:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

We had a fire drill today and at least it wasnt terrible

22/8/2025, 7:38:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Cow manure offloads methane and carbon dioxide. Can be very dangerous

21/8/2025, 11:13:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely the man with small hands has worn gloves at some point in his life

20/8/2025, 12:01:29 AM | 273 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social)

Laurelin is just lovely. What an easy 5 for 5 and it’s impossible not to root for Graham Motion #Saratoga

9/8/2025, 9:19:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted

It's so crazy we live in a world where female athletes are striking for better wages and dodging sex toys being thrown at them, while trans athletes are being accused of evil scheming so they can play women's sports, which pays well and is highly dignified. It's almost like someone's full of shit

8/8/2025, 12:22:52 AM | 1728 472 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the value of a humanities education and extensive reading of fiction

4/8/2025, 3:35:41 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Why is the Trump administration detaining green card holders without cause, blocking legal counsel, and refusing to tell families where they are? Will Kim has lived here since he was five. He’s getting his PhD, researching a Lyme disease vaccine at Texas A&M—and ICE disappeared him at SFO.

3/8/2025, 2:20:27 AM | 2408 1360 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

That was some shit election fraud since she lost 🙄

1/8/2025, 9:14:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

He is absolute excrement

30/7/2025, 2:22:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think he gives a shot about her. Besides himself and what he’s done, his puppet masters are named and they’ve threatened him

27/7/2025, 4:12:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

I was really hoping Sandman would be in their fighting, but …

26/7/2025, 11:34:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

That horse is so talented

26/7/2025, 11:33:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social)

How much are Sovereignty’s two full sisters worth?

26/7/2025, 9:53:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sovereignty over at the knee just like his sire

26/7/2025, 9:23:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Uvalde, Uvalde, Uvalde. The police are not here to serve and protect. They’re here to draw a paycheck and then go home

26/7/2025, 9:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh. He sold his puny soul long ago

26/7/2025, 1:49:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Bezos does not care. He wants a mouthpiece

25/7/2025, 9:12:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

So 54 percent are really dumb?

24/7/2025, 3:27:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

If they’re under age, they’re not women; they are children

24/7/2025, 3:25:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course he is because he’s a soulless, evil little b**ch

22/7/2025, 4:17:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to understand him with so much racist d**k in his mouth

22/7/2025, 2:28:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Now do the Epstein files

22/7/2025, 12:58:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

We live in the dumbest times 😒

22/7/2025, 12:57:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

If you can’t organize your thinking and communicate it clearly…

20/7/2025, 9:41:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social)

Journalism can’t run turns for shit but he sure is an amazing stretch runner #Haskell

19/7/2025, 10:33:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

U of Minnesota dairy judging national champs Also 2 divisions of quidditch national champs (Qball) Middlebury was one. Can’t recall the other

19/7/2025, 3:00:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas A&M are 2025 national champs in wool judging and 2024 champs in horse judging (2025 quarter horse Congress hasn’t occurred yet)

19/7/2025, 2:55:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Idt they would give a shit about abuse of white girls. Abuse of women as a right is a belief.

19/7/2025, 2:43:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

His billionaire benefactors are in it.

19/7/2025, 2:37:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah — but it still won’t work out for me. Strawberries. Weeeeeeee

18/7/2025, 10:57:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t have the money to be a we. I will be a strawberry picker or a house cleaner

18/7/2025, 2:30:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s infuriating it’s reported that way

17/7/2025, 10:07:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

We did it. We finally found the limits on executive power. 🤡

17/7/2025, 9:18:36 PM | 6168 1331 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you build a social media campaign when the owners of the social media sites actively campaign against you?

16/7/2025, 9:36:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

And crazy pants Chip Roy was born in Maryland and raised in Virginia. All hat, no cattle

16/7/2025, 6:53:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

And one senator is Canadian

16/7/2025, 6:51:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Advanced level of specificity is “all y’all”

16/7/2025, 6:49:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re going to need to define at least somewhat what you’re classifying as porn for women, and then you’re goi g to need to define what you mean by brain rot

15/7/2025, 5:10:48 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Kamala Harris campaigned on making home care part of Medicare, which would’ve greatly eased the issue of caring for our parents. But Trump won so we not only didn’t get that, we’re getting devastation of nursing homes as well. This is going to ruin a lot of families.

13/7/2025, 8:31:22 PM | 4379 1446 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Texan here. Box fan in the window at night, flipping that pillow constantly for the “cool” side. Sleeping was not easy The joy when we got ceiling fans

13/7/2025, 8:38:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re going to release doctored documents

13/7/2025, 3:19:51 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

This pos has done nothing in his life to make the world a better place. A selfish, narcissistic walking piece of excrement who makes what he touches rancid

12/7/2025, 2:18:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kimberley Johnson (@kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

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12/7/2025, 2:09:47 PM | 69 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally.bsky.social) reposted

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/c...

On July 5, as floodwaters were starting to recede, FEMA received 3,027 calls from disaster survivors and answered 3,018, or roughly 99.7 percent, the documents show. Contractors with four call center companies answered the vast majority of the calls. That evening, however, Ms. Noem did not renew the contracts with the four companies and hundreds of contractors were fired, according to the documents and the person briefed on the matter. The next day, July 6, FEMA received 2,363 calls and answered 846, or roughly 35.8 percent, according to the documents. And on Monday, July 7, the agency fielded 16,419 calls and answered 2,613, or around 15.9 percent, the documents sho
11/7/2025, 11:58:56 PM | 8716 3751 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Those two are actively evil

11/7/2025, 10:27:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

That man just doesn’t want a job where he does any work

11/7/2025, 5:50:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

"Cruz inserted language into the reconciliation bill that eliminates a $150m fund to 'accelerate advances & improvements in research, observation systems, modeling, forecasting, and dissemination of info to the public' around weather forecasting."

11/7/2025, 5:22:33 PM | 2945 1393 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

When fema set the 100-year flood zone for the Blanco River around Wimberley, the county sued and got it lowered 8 feet. Then the 2015 flood happened

11/7/2025, 4:50:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Moser? The guy who made the pun “it’s dead in the water”? While he was for sirens, he certainly did not go to the mat fighting for them

11/7/2025, 4:45:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Years before the Wimberley flood, fema had set a 100 year flood zone but the county sued and got it lowered 8 feet.

11/7/2025, 4:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

They were talking about — and rejecting — sirens in 2016. They almost did something for themselves after the 2015 Blanco River flood that devastated Wimberley

11/7/2025, 2:42:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s just as shady

11/7/2025, 2:39:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

🙄

11/7/2025, 1:25:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie DiCaro (@juliedicaro.bsky.social) reposted

Don't let Republicans get it twisted. Now is precisely the time to discuss the decisions officials make that prioritize playing culture wars over keeping people safe. How much has the State of Texas spent on terrorizing trans kids and pregnant women in the last 8 years?

8/7/2025, 1:02:58 AM | 530 219 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

You *have* to heed the warnings. If you wait until you see water, it’s too late. I know this because I grew up on this river

5/7/2025, 11:53:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

The NWS sent a flash flood watch Thursday afternoon and a flash flood warning at 1 am. The camp and the county gambled. I know this because I grew up on the Guadalupe

5/7/2025, 11:50:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s inconceivable to me they don’t have flood sirens on that stretch of the Guadalupe.

5/7/2025, 6:36:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Chip Roy is a shit stain

5/7/2025, 12:20:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: I didn’t think they’d come after me

4/7/2025, 10:41:22 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair enough

4/7/2025, 9:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

56.2 percent of votes went to trump and that’s at least partially due to voter suppression

4/7/2025, 9:13:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

What do heavy rains and flash floods have to do with elections (and 42.5 percent of Texas voters voted for Harris)

4/7/2025, 9:03:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

13 people confirmed dead and 23 girls unaccounted for from a summer camp, but ok

4/7/2025, 8:59:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Houston Chronicle (@houstonchronicle.com) reposted

The slain dog had two puppies with her.

3/7/2025, 2:30:42 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

That is utterly disgusting. Why a psychotic asshole

3/7/2025, 4:37:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El Norte Recuerda (@elnorterecuerda.bsky.social) reposted

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.
2/7/2025, 5:49:55 PM | 39282 14207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Indiana Jones and the Last of Democracy

2/7/2025, 8:07:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

What is this fucking cosplay bullshit. All for guys building houses. Unfuckingbelievable

30/6/2025, 7:45:20 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Make data centers provide their own electricity

30/6/2025, 1:41:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Sir, dead skin cells are a thing

29/6/2025, 6:26:32 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

They could pay for those expenditures with cuts to Elon’s welfare and tax increases to the 1 percent and then still be rolling in cash

29/6/2025, 1:48:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone know why he was scratched?

28/6/2025, 9:04:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Tim Walz (@governorwalz.mn.gov) reposted

Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.

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Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

When more comprehensive history studies are “bad” 😒

27/6/2025, 8:38:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

This awful

26/6/2025, 11:42:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be a massive, anti-Constitution, anti-American shit show

26/6/2025, 2:35:46 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Very cool

26/6/2025, 2:34:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

That heat dome is not over Texas for once. I do feeling sorry for everyone east

25/6/2025, 8:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Im fortunate: I have an Aussie that simply sits and stares with the intensity of an August sun

25/6/2025, 8:07:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so much more likely to say y’all woulda

24/6/2025, 7:41:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s one of the worst humans in the history of the United States

23/6/2025, 11:19:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump says a lot of shit

23/6/2025, 11:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

People like you is the reason democracy died. Absolute idiocracy

23/6/2025, 11:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh please. Not voting for her was a vote for him and even a dirty sock was better than him

23/6/2025, 11:07:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump says a lot of shit.

23/6/2025, 11:04:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rebel’s Rimance is such a lovely horse #RoyalAscot

21/6/2025, 3:40:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissTwit (@misstwit.bsky.social) reply parent

What a pos

21/6/2025, 1:41:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is a psychopath

20/6/2025, 7:48:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should listen to the smart lady

20/6/2025, 3:04:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view