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@misterjackjack.bsky.social

created November 17, 2024

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23/9/2025, 9:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Esse abjeto conhece o Viktor ????

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21/9/2025, 9:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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É quase uma ironia hegeliana: batizado social-democrata, o PPD sempre foi + um elegante salão de correntes ideológicas em trânsito (veja-se a transumância para o chega) do que um templo de ortodoxia programática.

20/9/2025, 10:06:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aí são 5 efes..Forte, Farta, Fria, Fiel e Formosa. Há quem diga que existe mais um....

19/9/2025, 12:44:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quatro anos depois, a proposta é um rastreio ao cólon? Faz todo o sentido… depois de tanto tempo a "engolir" promessas, só mesmo um exame completo para ver o estrago

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19/9/2025, 10:46:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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os 3 F's

19/9/2025, 10:45:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ainda andas admirado com a votação nos grunhos...

18/9/2025, 8:50:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"dois meses" está mal escrito

18/9/2025, 1:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mentiroso....

17/9/2025, 12:38:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 9:54:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eu tenho um fundo de pensão de contribuição definida à americana. São uma fraude. Tenho uma pensão mensal cuja valor só o recuperarei se viver até aos 130 anos. Como é provável que entretanto faleça, os meus herdeiros não têm direito a receber. O dinheiro fica no fundo.

11/9/2025, 7:00:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parece que foi o último a saber....

10/9/2025, 12:58:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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E logo a fotografia dessa escola. Aí não encontraram nada. É a Grão Vasco de Viseu.

8/9/2025, 9:25:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conheço. É uma boa merda

5/9/2025, 4:36:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Não está nada....

3/9/2025, 9:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dificuldades queres tu dizer. O setubalense cara de cavalo tinha levado 3 ou 4.

31/8/2025, 9:33:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Por acaso só faltou mais um vermelho ..

31/8/2025, 7:44:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rumo ao tri

25/8/2025, 7:54:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eu não tenho e nunca me perdi. Sempre encontrei rumo.

25/8/2025, 7:54:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nunca acreditei em almas.

24/8/2025, 10:56:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Não a queimes...

24/8/2025, 10:43:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ainda bem. Se for algo de mais complicado, tenho outras sugestões...

24/8/2025, 2:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 8:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Com certeza

21/8/2025, 1:22:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eu também...

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21/8/2025, 11:33:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Festa do Tintol

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15/8/2025, 9:17:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 11:34:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A doença do Ventrulha já passou o Equador

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13/8/2025, 11:24:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Os cowboys que se preocupem em prender o pedófilo e vigarista que governa na casa branca.

8/8/2025, 9:14:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Também vi

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3/8/2025, 6:28:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4 anos a encher unicórnios

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30/7/2025, 10:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 3:39:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 11:11:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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o herdeiro...

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27/7/2025, 11:00:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O John "flop" Pheliques de biseu. também é da minha terra. Tenho orgulho é do Carlos Lopes.

27/7/2025, 10:58:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 10:55:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mais um que continua muito veloz.... A inteligência bem o persegue desde a infância, mas está impedida de o alcançar tal é a sua correria desenfreada.

27/7/2025, 8:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/7/2025, 11:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Religiões

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o homen dos orçamentos retificativos

24/7/2025, 2:54:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Castelhano está mal escrito ...

21/7/2025, 12:16:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/7/2025, 6:59:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Felizmente temos um Ministro das Finanças que sabe fazer contas... pelo menos as da mercearia. Já só falta o caderno do fiado para registar a dívida pública

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A Touriga nacional tem origem no Douro e no Dão. Depois há um abastardamento no Alentejo.

16/7/2025, 9:59:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoje estou nesta... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu-q...

14/7/2025, 11:16:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/7/2025, 9:05:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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E eu a lembrar-me que o vi num local inesperado deste retângulo... Oliveira do Hospital youtu.be/SgKYTYUGChc?...

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coitado do boi

28/6/2025, 11:36:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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é da coca...

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Isto sim, é que é empreendedorismo à portuguesa: recebe grátis, vende caro e ainda fica no sítio a pagar renda!

22/6/2025, 10:21:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No dia 3 de maio esteve em Gouveia Art Rock.

21/6/2025, 11:07:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, que ternura! O trânsito em Lisboa continua a inspirar poesia e mensagens de amor fraterno. Só faltou desejares uma boa noite com um cházinho a acompanhar!

20/6/2025, 11:26:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Toma lá este...

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Toma lá este....

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Família Porcina

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Há muitas vagas...

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Podiam incluir isto na queixa crime.... iria ajudar e muito

26/5/2025, 11:16:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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é verdade....

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Só é pena o Vítor não usar o "Loureiro" como o tio.

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Eu também....especialmente quando perde

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Tu até tens facilidade de encontrar um oftalmologista...

10/5/2025, 8:37:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrong....the first was Francisco

9/5/2025, 6:50:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eu sou reformado. Os valores da reforma refletem as nossas contribuições. Conheço muitas pessoas que têm reformas baixas e o seu um nível de vida e património são muito superiores ao meu.

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Deves ser humorista nas horas vagas....

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O daltonismo não tem cura. ..

8/5/2025, 7:02:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A minha última maluqueira foi sair do aeroporto Sá Carneiro às 6 da manhã do dia 30 de setembro de 2015 para ver os Crosby, Stills & Nash no Théâtre du Léman em Genebra, acompanhado por um amigo de longo data e que também esteve em Ulm. O que nós fazíamos com o interrail....

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Não é vermelha...é encarnada

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Conheço um "maldito" produtor de cerveja em Aveiro que é filho de uns amigos.

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Eu aqui já tinha 22, mas com 15 acabadinhos de fazer, estava em Vilar de Mouros para ver Manfred Man e Elton John.

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O almoço

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Agosto de 1978

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Estive presente....

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