I see Trump just threw his Dunces Cap out the window in another tantrum.
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I see Trump just threw his Dunces Cap out the window in another tantrum.
So I took my medication and I poured my trauma out. On some sad-eyed middle aged man's overpriced new leather couch. And we argued about Jesus, finally found some middle ground. I said "I'm cured".
Sideshow Bob flower :)
Monsoon number two for today. Such heavy rain!
Still got shorts on. Not giving up yet!
Sometimes, you just have to dance about in your pants, to the BeeGees, with a stupid grin on your face.
After Sunday roast burps are the best burps.
The Way Young Lovers Do takes me back every time to my early teens, experiencing the joys of love and to be loved, physically and soulfully.
Richard Tice today: • Defended plans to pay the Taliban to take migrants back, comparing it to doing business deals with "people you don't like" • Said the Royal Navy should be deployed in the English Channel as a "deterrent", but added: "We're not saying sink the boats" Just go away you c***.
Time to get my chestnuts out for a good polish.
Autumn is arriving...
Christ, that even put me off my roly poly 😂
M'lady 😜
You are very kind, thank you.
Oh my.
I wish there was a stall just for jam roly poly.
Trump arrested?
🤓
If you get past the marketing waffle about sharing things blah blah.. it's really about keeping those on the free service in the app as long as possible, and getting more people to sign up - thus advertisers get more exposure and data to target their ads to the right audience.
Baaaa :)
One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall.
I am on EP4 - it's the best sci-fi show for many years. And for Alien universe fans, it's genius.
Excellent work Grace's antibodies!
Imma going Whale fucking pa!
Tempus fugit.
Phew! You ok?
That's an impressive Margs hangover score.
Keep the peasants busy and under control.
Arse :( - Please get well soon Grace :)
"Reform prepared to pay Taliban to take back migrants." Mr Farage described the sharp rise in illegal immigration as a “scourge” which is “undisputedly the single biggest issue in our politics today”. Can we just get rid of these fucking Reform animals now? It's just not funny anymore.
Oh Betty :(
Exactly the correct temp at 27c and the perfect breeze. One more month like this please with the required rain that falls from 1am to 3am.
.... Talking about the Bengal famine in 1943, Churchill said: “I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion. The famine was their own fault for breeding like rabbits.”
When Churchill is often brought up in such bants, I remind them of this: In 1943, up to four million Bengalis starved to death when Winston Churchill diverted food to British soldiers and countries such as Greece while a deadly famine swept through Bengal.. cont.
Without love, where would you be right now?
Really quiet around today. Usual country pubs that are known to be very busy on Bank Holidays were almost empty.
😂😂
Compasses and fire torches.
Num.
Arse :(
Just change the name and a few dates, and you have who you are dealing with: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswald_...
Why don't all these people just fuck off, in one of Elon's ships, to the planet Fuck Off. Fuckers. Me angry. Grrrr.
Nothing says I love my country like tying a cheap bit of Chinese nylon to a lamppost...
The Black Forest type one for me please 🙏
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxhu... Pulp - Sorted For E's & Wizz
Yayyy :)
Still a stunning looking woman, trust me, even though I am not a doctor.
Yes and the mayonnaise is just vegetable juice.
Sure is H. Getting worse as I get older *shakes fist at Skadi, the Norse weather god*
I feel like shite with this shift in pressure and seasonal changes. Booooo!
Why don’t you get those little cards in your boxes of tea bags anymore?
That's enough of work and people today. I've consulted the cat and he wants to watch The Neverending Story and eat snacks.
Ah, you have a very kind face and aura. Bet you are a great mate to have in your corner :)
Alien: Earth is actually bloody brilliant.
Always been the same. I came from near Chatham, my Dad worked his nuts off and we were working class. Yet those working class, I remember looking down on those on benefits, the middle class looked down on working class and upper class looked down on us all. It is bizarre. All just human, after all.
My apples and pears are doing well. Nearly time for PIE!
BOSSHHHHH!!!!
Looks much better than my ginger nuts.
Nope.
Bit brrrrr.
But to feel it, to see it The look in all their eyes Is to breathe in, to be in The good grace of that godlight It's to have it in your hands The one thing you wanted all your life It's all mine
One way of ingesting it :)
Turns out I did break a boob. Got a minor tear in my pec, it went when bench pressing too much. Dick.
The leaves have started to turn already. Going to be a long Winter.
I think I have broken a boob.
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Oh ok then ;)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. We are on a Mission from God.
B is on a Mission.
I had some Naked Sausages and rice. As I’ve not been shopping 😂
And now Brandon weighs 10kg.
They do that to ‘guide’ you on to the first step. That’s my theory anyway.
I'm starving. What's for dinner?
Well that sounds great then, thank you for sharing :)
I've no idea! It's all new to me.
Both beautiful things. I approve :)
My grief therapist said this morning I have to buy some lego. I like her.
Oh my.
I think Mango is having a senior moment....
Do it! Nice warm buns over the winter is a joy.
I lease mine and get a new one every 2 years. My twisted view is that I'd lose that in depreciation when it came off the forecourt anyway, so might as well pick and choose a brand new one :)
Pooh Corner is just a couple of miles from me.
Bacon?
😂
While I wait for breakfast.
Don’t think Mr Spidey is moving from his happy place today.
Vladimir laughing all the way back to Moscow.
Block them and ignore. Really not worth your time.
You a racist? That's one of the most ludicrous things I have actually ever heard.
Muggy.
Just found that the entire Cagney and Lacey series and pilot movie is on Prime. Used to watch this with my mum about 40 years ago.
Queen snacks.
Hubie Halloween is a stupidly brilliant film if you are in the mood for something easy and amusing to watch.
Bonkers skills.
I was umming and ahhing about which one to use :)
You already have a business name... "Haricot Verts & Fils"