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The fact that the vote is still alive after the veto ceremony
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The fact that the vote is still alive after the veto ceremony
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Hear me out: Vince gets brutally dumped by Kelsey and she goes off to live her best life. Vince and Morgan get together. He finally gets a job as a househusband #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
A Will HOH would have this whole house asleep by 10:30 and I kind of want to see it #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I still maintain the block buster is a good twist. Look at what it gave us with these bozos so imagine what happens with a good cast
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
He's trading one problem for two. 2 for 1
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean seriously what is it? The mustache? Does he have special pheromones or something?
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Morgan needs to let this man go back to the disaster waiting for him at home. Look at how much her game improved once Zach left so imagine how much it'll get better once Vince leaves #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Chances are it's not the first time someone said that to him so he chooses to ignore
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
If the shoe fits
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Keanu is still so pressed about being called a misogynist #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd be surprised if it wasn't written already
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if one of them was HOH
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
I feel like I'm watching Vorgan fan fiction it's so weird #Bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Shout to Skippy for putting this on quad cam so it looks like Vince and Morgan are facing each other while showering #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Um...Vince and Morgan are currently showering together but separately #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not one to feed speculation but I do find it interesting that the statement says the president but not who the president is. Normally that slap that man's name on everything
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
And even then he's only barely good for Lauren's game
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
So if Vince leaves this week who does Keanu work with? Kelley is just as much of a target and Lauren can probably drop him. Everyone else doesn't like him and I doubt that Rachel takes him back again #bb27
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Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah she can go. Hatgate was her best game move in weeks. It's her crowning achievement
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
This cast is truly something else. How is it that they just had a party but the feeds are dead? At least 2 years ago there was that meme of America double fisting beers #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
And while you're at it bribe them so they never show Kelley on feeds again
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it's a party with Kelley, Keanu, Vorgan, and Lauren
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow she really did finally learn about live feeds, I'm almost impressed
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I get it. Even though nothing is confirmed still be kind
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch Deal Or No Deal Island. It's so entertaining specifically season 2!
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah he’s all cuddly now but don’t let his size and cute face fool you. He is the gassiest mf’er I’ve ever met in my life. He caught me more times that I would like to admit with a silent but deadly
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
I'm not taking any game conversations between Morgan and Lauren seriously until there are M&Ms involved #bb27
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Oh you're right
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Production you need to let them watch the Block Busters. Ava did try, she was just last. Kelley is an unreliable narrator #bb27
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So to clarify: he brought this on himself for no reason and wants to be mad at the consequences #bb27
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I love that Rachel was there to make sure Keanu apologizes because he definitely wasn't going to do it #bb27
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Keanu's scared to go outside because Ashley is out there #bb27
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Says the guy who spent an hour upstairs in room after being yelled at
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Actually I take that back I know exactly how it would go #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
I wonder how different this conversation would be if he was talking to Will instead of Rachel #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Rachel just let it go and put his dumb ass up next week #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
A hit dog is gonna holler. Whatever Ashley said shook this man to his bones #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
I have so many questions for Keanu's girlfriend it's not even funny #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
It's no surprise since he's the type of dude bro recruit that they cast every year that only sees value in competition wins (to his credit, there was a time when he would have been right) BECAUSE he has no social game
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Ashley's Associates come get this man #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Hit dogs are gonna holler
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
It's scary to have your mom in the hospital but I'm glad she'll be ok
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Because Morgan is Vince's mommy
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't even want to know just let me know who to block
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
It won't be that hard. Rachel can say almost anything and all Ava will say is "Fwankly, it is what it is 🤷🏻♀️"
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point it would be easier to make a list of what she isn't scared of
Madison (@maddelusional.bsky.social) reposted
ashley calling keanu a narcissist and misogynist #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it’s because a woman told him
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
The funny thing is, it’s all Oliver. Whenever something happens I can almost always trace it back to him
Rob #RigItForRachel (@realityrobbed.bsky.social) reposted
Thanks to @chappellskickback.bsky.social and @taranarmstrong.bsky.social for the inspo #BB27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll be honest I don’t know how you pet owners and parents do this. It’s been 24 hours and already I get worried when there’s a weird noise, I get worried when it’s too quiet, and there are two of them. If they could just stay in my sights at all times then that would be great
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
So are we approaching Raven levels? What’s the scale here?
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
…Aaaanndddd as soon as I say that here comes Oliver barreling in like the lovable menace he is
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand corrected. Oliver is the big dumb menace of a himbo and Fluffy Rainbow is the shyer and more curious little brother #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact though: Fluffy Rainbow was named by my nephew and he’s a dead ringer for the kitten that I got when I was 3 and I also named her Fluffy
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Either this guy takes a little bit of time to warm up or he’s food motivated. Probably both though
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Vince leaving this week would be the funniest outcome. He did all this just to be the last pre juror and Keanu still loses an ally and pisses off Rachel for no reason for the last time, AND he can't play next week #bb27
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WEEKS!!
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I will say a positive thing about Vince. He singlehandedly pioneered a new type of player archetype. Rats > Weasels any day of the week though #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
No one knows
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
It happened as soon as they woke up
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
If these are the kinds of people that they're casting now I really should apply in the future because all of these people are dumb #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Forget the showers let's just start the ceremony now. No one can smell them through the screen anyway #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Good for them for trying to get this started before anyone else has or falls for a dumb plan
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Quiet time is over
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Well to be fair that was before I decided to commit to the hair
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they be cute and cuddly after breakfast? Or not make my glasses disappear 😂
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Love is definitely a strong word for what I’m feeling right now 😅
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I just spent 15 minutes looking for my glasses only to find them underneath the table in the living room. Someone remind me why do I like cats again?
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad to know it’s not just me that has to put up with his antics
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does he require attention even when I’m sleeping?
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
I need Keanu to come up with anything else other than being in a 6 person alliance #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
According to this pitch, Keanu gets 3 allies for 1. Isn't this exactly what he wanted? #bb27
Brazen hussy 🇨🇦 (@kayleekakes.bsky.social) reposted
Did Vince really just say “you’re not doing something sleazy where you’re backdooring someone intentionally, you’re doing something that benefits everyone” uhh what?!? #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Now these idiots are saying that it benefits Morgan to not use the veto. GET THEM OUT OF MY HOUSE #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s 2025 so video typically has audio and again she’s literally wearing a microphone!
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait did she think that we couldn't hear her? She's literally wearing a microphone??
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
So Oliver’s been all over me. Sometimes I think he wants us to fuse into one being. But I found out the one thing that makes him stop dead in his tracks every time: butt pats
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Morgan wants to use the veto on herself again thank god #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
This one finally thinks I’m cool after about 8 hours
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Elle Woods is clocking in thank god
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
She brought out the M&Ms and everything
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Also worth saying that Will isn't paying attention at all
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Someone wake up Rachel this is a disaster waiting to happen #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting dumped by your outside girlfriend AND your inside girlfriend would be crazy
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
A forever skeet
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
That's so dumb when there are multiple doors upstairs to leave the house
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Now he switched places with Oliver and I don’t know where Oliver is now 😂
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Because this is the same season that had a man that got voted out with a veto in his pocket
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social)
Why is Vince trying to keep Ava off the block? Does he not realize that he stays if he’s next to Ava or is he just mirroring Keanu’s dumb brain #bb27
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Ashley is a bigger priority for her. If Vince wins BBBB then the alliance stays intact and they vote out Mickey
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh she's done done
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the difference in personality threw me off since Oliver hasn’t left my sight since I got here
Mr. Roybot 👺 (@misterroybot.bsky.social) reply parent
So Fluffy Rainbow just disappeared. Is this normal kitten behavior? I’m assuming he’s just under the bed or something because I don’t see him anywhere and the doors and windows are closed
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