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Mitch

@mitchwalker843.bsky.social

Husband way out of my league, father of amazing twin sons, dog dad to Scout. Helpless lifelong WAS football fan. I am pleased to have (mostly) escaped Twitter. VCU grad. Bourbon drinker. Pun enthusiast.

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe? I’m no Tillerson fan, but obvious is obvious. Trump is as dumb as a sackful of hammers. Other adjective rhymes with “Fright Crash”.

1/9/2025, 12:17:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me,too!

25/8/2025, 3:19:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lil’ Pete is such a whiny bitch. He sent two (2) agents on a ten hour round trip to interview me for four minutes after I insulted him on the Twitter machine.

23/8/2025, 12:50:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Several times a day!* Fixed it for ya!

21/8/2025, 3:51:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hear, hear.

21/8/2025, 3:49:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at that stupid fucking hag right there….

19/8/2025, 2:09:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sean Duffy has been a moron for his entire life.

15/8/2025, 2:31:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s fun to watch this unfold…

15/8/2025, 2:29:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MarkWayne is a big douchey wuss…

14/8/2025, 3:21:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. Daily.

13/8/2025, 9:51:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Fuck that guy.

13/8/2025, 2:26:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 1:24:43 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like this story so much, I almost feel guilty. Almost.

9/8/2025, 1:14:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s so fucking stupid it actually hurts.

31/7/2025, 9:40:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot better than this shit we’re living through in slow motion.

31/7/2025, 9:37:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that’s a small sliver of Justice, if it actually happens.

31/7/2025, 9:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Fuck that dude.

26/7/2025, 12:53:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vigo the Carpathian doesn’t like Congressional hearings?

24/7/2025, 12:44:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lil’ fella looks terrified.

24/7/2025, 12:42:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Salute…

23/7/2025, 2:11:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats. I guess there’s hope for me yet… I’m inspired by this story.

15/7/2025, 4:00:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the thing about these stupid motherfuckers. There’s always a Tweet…

15/7/2025, 3:52:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Solid report there…

14/7/2025, 10:45:05 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That stupid little bitch wants me to sign up for his shitty social media feed in order to insult him directly? Fuck that douche and the shitty diaper he slid in on.

12/7/2025, 6:59:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suicidal Crazy Grampa said what?

7/7/2025, 2:02:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Fuck that whiny Trump enabler. She’s all talk. When it counts, she’s just as shitty as Ted Cruz.

29/6/2025, 7:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alas, poor butterfly.

29/6/2025, 8:34:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her perspective from her knees, I’m guessing?

29/6/2025, 3:30:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking lying assed phony… She’s as bad as Ted Cruz when it really counts.

29/6/2025, 3:20:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Facts, such as Lauren Boebert is an ignorant slut and a pox of the Congress, don’t change…

28/6/2025, 4:05:59 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who’s that stripper that just jumped out of a cake?

27/6/2025, 9:46:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in South Carolina. Same, same.

25/6/2025, 1:37:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s straight fucking trash.

25/6/2025, 9:46:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is an insufferable douche.

25/6/2025, 9:40:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolute class act. I suspect you will have massive support for your next move, whatever it is. Your remarks on Muslim / Jewish solidarity are exactly what the city needed to hear, from whomever the winner turned out to be. Thank you and congratulations.

25/6/2025, 9:03:55 AM | 60 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat shit, Steve.

25/6/2025, 8:51:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Great work. Thanks.

24/6/2025, 11:01:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The universe has something vary special in store for that irredeemable bag of shit. One doesn’t even need to believe in Karma to know that’s true. Stetson University Law school, everyone!

23/6/2025, 9:13:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elmo learns more about karma…

20/6/2025, 2:02:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Go fuck yourself, Fascist.

19/6/2025, 9:08:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this post so much…

14/6/2025, 1:09:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Closets full of Skeletons immediately rejoice.

11/6/2025, 11:27:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an insufferable douche. He has mastered the art of whining. Just reading his stuff, the writer’s voice comes through, enough to make the reader want to (metaphorically, of course) punch him in the throat. It stands to reason why he’s so popular among the vapid faux-intellectual set.

3/6/2025, 10:39:26 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Is this true?” “Yes, officer. This man has no dick.” It’s a quote from “Ghostbusters”. (I’m just providing context in an attempt not to come off as some random creep…)

1/6/2025, 12:26:43 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Straight trash.

28/5/2025, 9:02:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s straight fucking trash.

24/5/2025, 5:38:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

19/5/2025, 1:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this real?

19/5/2025, 9:56:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They must have sent him a text on Signal promising to do the same…

18/5/2025, 10:48:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

18/5/2025, 10:47:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please tell us about the disaster declarations and the FEMA response… Oh, wait.

18/5/2025, 10:23:40 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dan Crenshaw is what we get when we allow Republicans to draw electoral districts that look like Bart Simpson taking a shit.

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17/5/2025, 1:04:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re going LOVE him in prison.

3/5/2025, 11:52:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all fun and games until the kiddos start dying. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

2/5/2025, 10:06:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Lil’ Goebbels must have lived under the power lines back in his (Hitler) youth…

26/4/2025, 10:57:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

224 pounds. That’s his story. He’s sticking to it.

26/4/2025, 4:28:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Who dragged him out of the Vegas strip clubs to make this grant pronouncement?

26/4/2025, 4:22:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking asshat.

20/4/2025, 3:38:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever. Just wash your hands.

20/4/2025, 3:35:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. I can’t possibly find it within myself to feel bad for that guy…

19/4/2025, 1:41:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have all the charm and gravitas of rectal thermometers. Republicans would never support any of them for the Big Chair.

19/4/2025, 2:36:07 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of these evil fucking pinheads keep forgetting that the only one with immunity is Fuckface von Fishstick.

16/4/2025, 3:09:48 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nutlick is a moron. Yes. I spelled it correctly on purpose.

14/4/2025, 2:31:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.

12/4/2025, 11:53:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Trump from South Cackalacka…

12/4/2025, 11:36:40 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s a badass.

12/4/2025, 11:26:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No lies detected…

12/4/2025, 11:22:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What fucking looking glass did I plunge through last night? I assure you that I have not had “wake up and agree with everything Megyn Kelly just said in this video” on any Bingo card, ever…

12/4/2025, 10:50:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re not muted. I see you. Congressional Goopers are too terrified by their constituents to take any effective measures. MAGA loyalists are still swigging the Kool-Aid like it’s 2017, and any perceived disloyalty to Dear Leader will be answered with primaries, threats of violence, or worse.

12/4/2025, 2:06:32 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah… The Country Squire.

12/4/2025, 1:53:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s going to take years to unwind all of this horseshit damage. It probably wont happen in my lifetime.

12/4/2025, 1:49:14 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hear,hear…

12/4/2025, 1:34:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Preach, Yo.

12/4/2025, 12:55:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s so fucking stupid it hurts.

11/4/2025, 5:07:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spanky’s collar looks a little tight. It must be cutting off blood flow to his tiny little brain.

11/4/2025, 5:06:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Murderer’s Row of Douchenozzles…

11/4/2025, 5:03:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, he’s a fucking moron, so…

6/4/2025, 3:42:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Fuck that.

4/4/2025, 5:55:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same.

3/4/2025, 3:02:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

watch every second of this and pass it on

1/4/2025, 5:58:30 AM | 3062 1935 | View on Bluesky | view

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I derive inordinate amounts of joy from it. I’ll be more joyful when it crashes down to margin call territory and he loses control of his shitty company…

29/3/2025, 1:27:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mitch (@mitchwalker843.bsky.social) reply parent

Douche nozzles gonna douche nozzle.

25/3/2025, 3:18:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now THAT’s funny.

20/3/2025, 1:38:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, it’s going to get a LOT cheaper, Howie, you fucking grifter.

20/3/2025, 1:34:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Fuck that douche. I can’t wait to piss on his grave.

19/3/2025, 3:05:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Succinctly stated…

15/3/2025, 10:01:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like the Ketamine is counteracting the Ozempic..

8/3/2025, 4:16:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy Shit. What a whiny little bitch he is…

7/3/2025, 2:44:11 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s REALLY disappointing.

5/3/2025, 2:03:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, Glenn sleeps with MTG, so his opinion doesn’t matter. It’s a shitty, ridiculous point, though…

1/3/2025, 10:56:18 AM | 57 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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How’s the borscht in St. Petersburg today, Comrade Troll?

1/3/2025, 10:50:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. “Lil’” Marco has been crushing it on the buffet circuit. Chancellor Squirrelhead is come to have to come up with a new derisive nickname for him.

1/3/2025, 10:47:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was the best $2.25 I’ve spent all year

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22/2/2025, 2:00:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Check out those kicks! He’ll be the Belle of the Ball in his holding cel…

22/2/2025, 3:55:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Geek Kegbreath is reporting for doody… Just as we expected.

16/2/2025, 2:37:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/2/2025, 5:50:51 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly.

15/2/2025, 5:49:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Geek KegBreath is an insufferable douche.

13/2/2025, 4:57:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamned right!

9/2/2025, 6:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can tell he’s speaking to “his people” when he removes his upper denture. It helps him sound less like an Eton-educated man and more like a stupid fucking redneck. Jeez. What a shameless phony.

8/2/2025, 1:42:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view