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Michael Krause

@mjkrause.bsky.social

Former PhD Candidate in theology. Former pastor. Former Ontarian. Former lots of things. Now just a fly trying to find its way out of the fly-bottle. He/Him

created July 28, 2023

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9/9/2025, 3:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The missing ingredient of American education… [checks notes]… Tony Robbins.

5/9/2025, 9:43:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only correct response.

5/9/2025, 9:31:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new model: teachers who don't teach inspiring students who don't learn. #Winning

5/9/2025, 9:28:10 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And so forth

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5/9/2025, 9:17:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the cost too high to break with the pop culture now?

4/9/2025, 12:12:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:00:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Narrator: They will.

29/8/2025, 11:56:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The universe trying to reach out through my TL

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28/8/2025, 9:47:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a catch.

28/8/2025, 9:43:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live look at Jerry and Stephen managing personnel.

28/8/2025, 9:25:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate my favourite team. Hate. With a passionate hatred.

28/8/2025, 9:13:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This humiliating exposé was published exactly 11 years ago today, and the words somehow keep becoming even truer every single year. #ESPNKnew www.espn.com/espn/feature...

28/8/2025, 8:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's Canada on this list? #ElbowsUp

28/8/2025, 6:26:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Note: this is not a prayer for the nation of Israel and does not represent support for the atrocities and genocide being committed in Gaza.

28/8/2025, 1:20:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My hope-filled prayer for today.

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28/8/2025, 1:11:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Counterpoint for the DNC: be a party that people will enthusiastically post about for free.

27/8/2025, 7:15:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture W. David O. Taylor (@wdavidotaylor.bsky.social) reposted

A Morning Prayer: O Lord, help me to perceive how you are at work in this broken world, the empirical evidence notwithstanding, so that I might live in hope this day. I pray this in the name of the Just and Merciful God. Amen. (“Prayers for the Pilgrimage”)

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27/8/2025, 12:33:05 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That you are simultaneously madly in love with.

26/8/2025, 9:27:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the new manager, I promise that this is the only kind of meeting I will call.

26/8/2025, 6:31:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw someone use the word "Hatriots" for the first time and it is now a permanent entry into my lexicon.

25/8/2025, 6:29:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smug bastard

24/8/2025, 3:49:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lower case i is son of a bitch.

24/8/2025, 3:42:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Amor (@timamor.bsky.social) reposted

"Christians are called to be apologists for the vulnerable; not apologists for Empire." ~ @joashpthomas.bsky.social

23/8/2025, 2:10:21 PM | 45 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live look at his temptress today.

21/8/2025, 6:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(For my American friends, timbits = doughnut holes or munchkins.)

21/8/2025, 1:53:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hats off to the dude at the bus stop sitting all by himself and diligently working his way through a 20 pack of timbits.

21/8/2025, 1:34:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With the right five reposts, he will.

19/8/2025, 4:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By contrast, the entirety of Chapter 31 of Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes.

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15/8/2025, 6:07:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why should the future be better/different than the present?

15/8/2025, 6:05:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first word of the headline tells you literally everything you need to know. The rest is just elaboration. Hilarious, glorious elaboration.

14/8/2025, 2:38:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good negotiating. 😂

14/8/2025, 2:04:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do participation ribbons count?

11/8/2025, 1:20:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noah be like

10/8/2025, 10:28:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gen 6-9 be like

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10/8/2025, 9:22:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly the parliamentarian ruled that the vote violated the revival by-laws.

10/8/2025, 7:12:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s sad to hear that Trump’s campaign of niceness may soon be coming to an end.

10/8/2025, 7:10:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha I read milkweed and thought silkworm (which these are not) and my brain derailed from there.

10/8/2025, 6:30:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the milkworm locker room

10/8/2025, 6:29:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taste is a function of the soul. Being devoid of the one means being devoid of the other.

10/8/2025, 6:22:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“White House officials suggested that they are open to actually including all the relevant parties to a peace treaty, rather than simply letting two fascists carve up Ukraine for their mutual benefit” Fixed it

10/8/2025, 6:20:45 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reposted

“Our problem is how to live what we pray, how to make our lives a daily commentary on our prayer book, how to live in consonance with what we promise, how to keep faith with the vision we pronounce.” -Abraham Joshua Heschel

10/8/2025, 4:00:24 PM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife consistently delegates this task to me, precisely to avoid this fate. I save up my energy for days before attempting this feat.

10/8/2025, 4:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Came here for this

10/8/2025, 4:09:08 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She doesn’t value getting flowers in general, but when she does she is a straight up calla lily girl.

9/8/2025, 1:38:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife hates roses. You are not alone.

9/8/2025, 1:32:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hey there, benji. (@benjaminfaye.bsky.social) reposted

Steph Curry is 6’3. He plays in the NBA where LeBron is 6’9, Kevin Durant is 7’0, and Victor Wembanyama is 7’3. Is that fair? No. But fairness in sports is a silly idea. There’s always someone faster & stronger. This is why your debates about fairness in sports is only about hurting trans people.

8/8/2025, 2:36:56 PM | 26 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spud Webb says, this argument is a...

8/8/2025, 8:31:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@yourmandevine.bsky.social justice called America “A confederacy of Beavises” and nothing else captures it quite so completely and succinctly.

8/8/2025, 2:23:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish any of that mattered. sigh.

7/8/2025, 6:26:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an Albertan transplant from Ontario, I am very conflicted about this idea. But as wild as it is to say, I am definitely inclined to agree.

7/8/2025, 2:24:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 10:00:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wilson? 😂

6/8/2025, 7:56:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prepare yourself to be proven very, very correct.

6/8/2025, 7:54:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ironically (to their proselytizing intent), when you're not trying to be noticed, people notice and it draws interest. A group of friends and I used to meet for beers in quiet local pub to talk about life and faith. We sat in the corner and minded our own business, and people came over and joined us

6/8/2025, 3:32:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am sure that this is an incomplete answer but at least one aspect is the performative nature of it. It is a marketing move as much as anything else, some of the time. You can tell when people just met in a convenient third space for a private conversation about the Bible, and when they didn’t.

6/8/2025, 3:26:54 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t get a bad back because if they report a bad back to their boss they are immediately sent back to their home country and are never invited back to the States to work ever again and lose their entire income and the chance to make a generational difference for their family.”

5/8/2025, 6:36:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Cowboys fan, they really only have three problems to address: 1. The GM, 2. The President, 3. The owner.

2/8/2025, 11:42:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 6:56:20 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I genuinely read "comic" as "comedian," referring to people like John Crist, Michael Jr, Tim Hawkins. And honestly, your tweet was perfectly legible in that frame as well.

23/7/2025, 6:20:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 6:03:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this thread in honour of John MacArthur's passing y/n

23/7/2025, 4:56:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 6:33:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charles be like

16/7/2025, 5:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine feeling so insecure about your weak ass, mediocre, white masculinity that you have to lock up or ship out all the racial minorities and banish the women back into the kitchen just so you can feel like a big, strong man.

15/7/2025, 6:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/C20n1VXzmYA?...

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Grok is incapable of independent thought. What are we even talking about here?

10/7/2025, 6:46:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny, because I can definitely tell who it WASN'T.

10/7/2025, 6:38:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think so. I think Post uses Alphabits to train it's LLM, but it's hard to train one just with Special K.

10/7/2025, 4:46:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vote Griswold!

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8/7/2025, 1:00:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone want to grab drinks in the metaverse after work?

8/7/2025, 12:58:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@revdaniel.bsky.social is a Toronto-based Anglican priest and all around great human. I have some Hamilton and Niagara connections as well.

7/7/2025, 8:18:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What else am I supposed to do if my own name doesn't come up? I mean, I gotta be mad at something!

7/7/2025, 6:33:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsom is excellent

5/7/2025, 9:34:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When it comes to the "later Christian interpretation" that leads to Rapture theology, "later" really should be in all caps. lol

4/7/2025, 1:54:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always check bestcommentaries.com/daniel/ and I'd guess that your safest bests are those that are technical, Catholic, and/or amillennial. If it were me, Goldingay and Collins would be my picks. I'd peak at Duguid. Being Reformed, you know that you're not getting Kirk Cameron in the mix.

4/7/2025, 1:48:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 1:40:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do I not own one of these?

3/7/2025, 6:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!

30/6/2025, 3:23:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember segways? Me neither.

30/6/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The older I get the righter George Carlin gets.

30/6/2025, 1:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s an infuriating example. People sleep on this corner forever bc the ventilation system located just above the sidewalk keeps them warm in -30°C temps. So whomever owns the building had the vent raised to 12’ so the unhoused couldn’t reap any benefit from its warmth. Punished for poverty. 😡🤬

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I hate the way that it has been normalized that our civic landscape should be designed to punish the unhoused for being h housed. The bench that is too short to sleep on and has an armrest in the middle to discourage trying.

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And the answer is always pluriform.

23/6/2025, 2:08:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted

MIT just pubbed a study on ChatGPT users. “Brain scans revealed neural connection collapse... a 47% reduction in brain connectivity. When researchers forced ChatGPT users to write w/o AI, they performed worse than people who never used AI at all. It's not just dependency. It's cognitive atrophy.”

22/6/2025, 2:56:19 PM | 598 299 | View on Bluesky | view

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In all seriousness, if you plan to move ahead, please don’t pay to do a PhD. Find a school that will pay you. You don’t need the financial strain in addition to everything else.

20/6/2025, 4:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And jobs.

20/6/2025, 4:08:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/6/2025, 2:55:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duolingo goes hard!

19/6/2025, 5:59:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's actually a 100% chance that negotiations may or may not take place. That's more than substantial.

19/6/2025, 5:56:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See also, Fast & Furious X

18/6/2025, 11:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had an artist friend once who said, "If you *can't* accurately judge a book by its cover, the editor should be fired."

18/6/2025, 12:17:44 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A distinction without a difference.

16/6/2025, 9:21:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Qatari plane : national security :: Trump phone : personal security

16/6/2025, 9:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And earbuds.

16/6/2025, 9:13:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being from Canada, which is only 157 years old, I'm pretty chill with being attacked. Once we become Americans, I'll be a bit more annoyed by it, I reckon.

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