Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Former PhD Candidate in theology. Former pastor. Former Ontarian. Former lots of things. Now just a fly trying to find its way out of the fly-bottle. He/Him
1,032 followers 2,492 following 904 posts
view profile on Bluesky Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
The missing ingredient of American education… [checks notes]… Tony Robbins.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
The only correct response.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
The new model: teachers who don't teach inspiring students who don't learn. #Winning
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the cost too high to break with the pop culture now?
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Narrator: They will.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a catch.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Live look at Jerry and Stephen managing personnel.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
I hate my favourite team. Hate. With a passionate hatred.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
This humiliating exposé was published exactly 11 years ago today, and the words somehow keep becoming even truer every single year. #ESPNKnew www.espn.com/espn/feature...
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Where's Canada on this list? #ElbowsUp
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Note: this is not a prayer for the nation of Israel and does not represent support for the atrocities and genocide being committed in Gaza.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Counterpoint for the DNC: be a party that people will enthusiastically post about for free.
W. David O. Taylor (@wdavidotaylor.bsky.social) reposted
A Morning Prayer: O Lord, help me to perceive how you are at work in this broken world, the empirical evidence notwithstanding, so that I might live in hope this day. I pray this in the name of the Just and Merciful God. Amen. (“Prayers for the Pilgrimage”)
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
That you are simultaneously madly in love with.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
As the new manager, I promise that this is the only kind of meeting I will call.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Just saw someone use the word "Hatriots" for the first time and it is now a permanent entry into my lexicon.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Smug bastard
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Lower case i is son of a bitch.
Tim Amor (@timamor.bsky.social) reposted
"Christians are called to be apologists for the vulnerable; not apologists for Empire." ~ @joashpthomas.bsky.social
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Live look at his temptress today.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
(For my American friends, timbits = doughnut holes or munchkins.)
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Hats off to the dude at the bus stop sitting all by himself and diligently working his way through a 20 pack of timbits.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
With the right five reposts, he will.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
By contrast, the entirety of Chapter 31 of Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Why should the future be better/different than the present?
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
The first word of the headline tells you literally everything you need to know. The rest is just elaboration. Hilarious, glorious elaboration.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Good negotiating. 😂
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Do participation ribbons count?
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Noah be like
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly the parliamentarian ruled that the vote violated the revival by-laws.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
It’s sad to hear that Trump’s campaign of niceness may soon be coming to an end.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha I read milkweed and thought silkworm (which these are not) and my brain derailed from there.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the milkworm locker room
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Taste is a function of the soul. Being devoid of the one means being devoid of the other.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
“White House officials suggested that they are open to actually including all the relevant parties to a peace treaty, rather than simply letting two fascists carve up Ukraine for their mutual benefit” Fixed it
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reposted
“Our problem is how to live what we pray, how to make our lives a daily commentary on our prayer book, how to live in consonance with what we promise, how to keep faith with the vision we pronounce.” -Abraham Joshua Heschel
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife consistently delegates this task to me, precisely to avoid this fate. I save up my energy for days before attempting this feat.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Came here for this
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
She doesn’t value getting flowers in general, but when she does she is a straight up calla lily girl.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife hates roses. You are not alone.
hey there, benji. (@benjaminfaye.bsky.social) reposted
Steph Curry is 6’3. He plays in the NBA where LeBron is 6’9, Kevin Durant is 7’0, and Victor Wembanyama is 7’3. Is that fair? No. But fairness in sports is a silly idea. There’s always someone faster & stronger. This is why your debates about fairness in sports is only about hurting trans people.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Spud Webb says, this argument is a...
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
@yourmandevine.bsky.social justice called America “A confederacy of Beavises” and nothing else captures it quite so completely and succinctly.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish any of that mattered. sigh.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
As an Albertan transplant from Ontario, I am very conflicted about this idea. But as wild as it is to say, I am definitely inclined to agree.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Wilson? 😂
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Prepare yourself to be proven very, very correct.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Ironically (to their proselytizing intent), when you're not trying to be noticed, people notice and it draws interest. A group of friends and I used to meet for beers in quiet local pub to talk about life and faith. We sat in the corner and minded our own business, and people came over and joined us
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sure that this is an incomplete answer but at least one aspect is the performative nature of it. It is a marketing move as much as anything else, some of the time. You can tell when people just met in a convenient third space for a private conversation about the Bible, and when they didn’t.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
They don’t get a bad back because if they report a bad back to their boss they are immediately sent back to their home country and are never invited back to the States to work ever again and lose their entire income and the chance to make a generational difference for their family.”
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
As a Cowboys fan, they really only have three problems to address: 1. The GM, 2. The President, 3. The owner.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
I genuinely read "comic" as "comedian," referring to people like John Crist, Michael Jr, Tim Hawkins. And honestly, your tweet was perfectly legible in that frame as well.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this thread in honour of John MacArthur's passing y/n
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Charles be like
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Imagine feeling so insecure about your weak ass, mediocre, white masculinity that you have to lock up or ship out all the racial minorities and banish the women back into the kitchen just so you can feel like a big, strong man.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/C20n1VXzmYA?...
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Grok is incapable of independent thought. What are we even talking about here?
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny, because I can definitely tell who it WASN'T.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think so. I think Post uses Alphabits to train it's LLM, but it's hard to train one just with Special K.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Anyone want to grab drinks in the metaverse after work?
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
@revdaniel.bsky.social is a Toronto-based Anglican priest and all around great human. I have some Hamilton and Niagara connections as well.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
What else am I supposed to do if my own name doesn't come up? I mean, I gotta be mad at something!
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom is excellent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
When it comes to the "later Christian interpretation" that leads to Rapture theology, "later" really should be in all caps. lol
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
I always check bestcommentaries.com/daniel/ and I'd guess that your safest bests are those that are technical, Catholic, and/or amillennial. If it were me, Goldingay and Collins would be my picks. I'd peak at Duguid. Being Reformed, you know that you're not getting Kirk Cameron in the mix.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
How do I not own one of these?
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Remember segways? Me neither.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
The older I get the righter George Carlin gets.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s an infuriating example. People sleep on this corner forever bc the ventilation system located just above the sidewalk keeps them warm in -30°C temps. So whomever owns the building had the vent raised to 12’ so the unhoused couldn’t reap any benefit from its warmth. Punished for poverty. 😡🤬
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
I hate the way that it has been normalized that our civic landscape should be designed to punish the unhoused for being h housed. The bench that is too short to sleep on and has an armrest in the middle to discourage trying.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
And the answer is always pluriform.
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted
MIT just pubbed a study on ChatGPT users. “Brain scans revealed neural connection collapse... a 47% reduction in brain connectivity. When researchers forced ChatGPT users to write w/o AI, they performed worse than people who never used AI at all. It's not just dependency. It's cognitive atrophy.”
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
In all seriousness, if you plan to move ahead, please don’t pay to do a PhD. Find a school that will pay you. You don’t need the financial strain in addition to everything else.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
And jobs.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Duolingo goes hard!
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
There's actually a 100% chance that negotiations may or may not take place. That's more than substantial.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
See also, Fast & Furious X
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
I had an artist friend once who said, "If you *can't* accurately judge a book by its cover, the editor should be fired."
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
A distinction without a difference.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social)
Qatari plane : national security :: Trump phone : personal security
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
And earbuds.
Michael Krause (@mjkrause.bsky.social) reply parent
Being from Canada, which is only 157 years old, I'm pretty chill with being attacked. Once we become Americans, I'll be a bit more annoyed by it, I reckon.