Do you get to keep one of the dogs for a dollar?
Do you get to keep one of the dogs for a dollar?
LETS GOOOOOO
Hayley Williams' new song Parachute is Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac but for an entire generation of emo music
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
Messi was too busy telling Draco Malfoy where to move to that he forgot to focus on how to get out of Obed Vargas' pocket.
I think Sounders fans are a little salty Schmetzer has never won COTY even if there's specific arguments for why he shouldn't have won it in certain years. However, I'm not sure this season is his best argument for COTY even if I think he's done an incredible job.
Mikel Arteta has ruined football!
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a bossš" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
ālooks like he brought a bag lunch, smartā
YESSSSSSSSS šš
Theyāre doing One Direction edits over on RothTok if you wanna tune in
The 2014 ban ended being like 20 games. His Barcelona debut was delayed until October
I am seeing some Sounders fans being extremely weird about Suarez towards people who are Liverpool fans. Don't do that. Don't be weird.
Pretty sure this is the moment Brian Schmetzer realized he made North American soccer history šā½ļøšŗšø #soundersfc #leaguescup
oh my god i don't care i was making a joke
Some very Bluesky replies to this one.
Youāll notice he steps on Geneās foot so he canāt step away. Again, one of the most despicable and disgusting things Iāve ever seen happen on a soccer pitch.
Putting a āI created this account before we knew he was crazyā note in the memo line of every PayPal transaction.
MLS needs to come down hard on Miami, but we all know they wonāt. Even their manager is blaming the Sounders for his player spitting at a staff member. bsky.app/profile/thea...
Nice to see Seattle PD is as worthless as ever. www.reddit.com/r/SoundersFC...
This Labor Day I am celebrating the workers at the Coleman plant in Wichita, Kansas, making these two identical coolers in 1990 and 1994 that are in perfect shape today, workers who have been fighting for union representation since it was stripped from them in 1989.
Martinez went off with a concussion, does that give teams an extra window?
Four of the unused subs as well.
10 of the 15 Sounders players that saw the field in the Leagues Cup Final have played for Tacoma Defiance or the Sounders academy in some way: Andrew Thomas Reed Baker-Whiting Jackson Ragen Alex Roldan Obed Vargas Paul Rothrock Osaze De Rosario Georgi Minoungou Danny Leyva Kalani Kossa-Rienzi
Technically it's 10?
Neither guy had been in such a pressure-filled environment before, so it's understandable they'd lose their cool.
I thought it was about Riggins
Dude, there's not another coach in the world that can get away with saying "Messi is the best the world has ever seen, but we have Paul Rothrock" and get away with it. Brian Schmetzer is 1 of 1. He is soccer's Eric Taylor but actually real and amazing
WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.
LETS GOOOOOOOO
He would be Manchester United's best midfielder right now!
All of the Messi GOAT twitter accounts are all tweeting about how amazing Obed Vargas is. This isn't a bit. I actually went and checked. They're all amazed by Obed lol
(I don't know who to credit for this video, if you follow me let me know and i'll tag you)
Another angle of the Suarez Spit.
Did you really think @elrolonw.bsky.social woukd bring receipts?!? youtu.be/t9vqubUp3Ok?...
Jon Bell and Cody Baker after the whistle, by the way. Homies. You can go to war with them.
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MLS is too! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
There is no better representation in American Soccer than the Seattle Sounders. NASL, USL, and MLS. Founded in 1974. Culture. History. Trophies. Sounders. š³ @SoundersFC
I have seen Messi lose soundly at Anfield and completely crash out at Lumen Field. I am living a blessed life.
Do you know what level of evil you have to be to have the majority of MLS root for the Sounders? I hope Don Garber cannot sleep at night
Need to see these bitch ass losers in the MLS Cup Final.
Hopefully by keeping fluids in their mouths and teeth off of peopleās bodies.
The cash grab warmups were for the CWC.
I love Brian Schmetzer more than is healthy
Luis Suarez? The chewing enthusiast?
10 HOUR INTER MIAMI CRASH OUT | MESSI WASHED??? | SUAREZ TO PRISON š„
WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!
How embarrassing is this for MLSās pretty boy fc
Get these dirty sorry ass fuckers off the field
Bring on yer Inter Miami, Bring on yer Puebla by the score, LA Galaxy, Leo Messi, Who the fuck you trying to kid, Because Sounders are the team that we adore
PAUL ROTHROCK >>>>>>> Messi
FC Dallasā academy gets them trophies. The Soundersā academy wins them trophies.
a lot of people that have never experienced a Brian Schmetzer Knockout Game will be saying that Inter Miami as unlucky here. In reality it was over before it started.
Just as we drew it up
I donāt know what happens in the next ten minutes but I have no idea why the sounders completely ceded the game in the last half hour
Something youād hear at an Italian mass:
Seattle predictably donāt have an out ball now that Pedro is off the field
Needs to do better. Has to
Miami couldn't score on Aurora Avenue.
Taking Pedro off is insane
THEY HAVE THE YIPS
HEāS SPOOKED
You have to think Miami is considering subbing off their worst player at half time, right?
My hero. My Sounder. My #10.
Yeah sure
I donāt think Roldan has scored at Anfield
Messi might have a career as an NFL kicker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with kicks like that
CR7 > Messi
And the Sounders have the best Argentinian #10 in MLS to boot.
DE LA VEGA HAS MESSI RATTLED
Inter Mar-A-Lago
Itās not really fair that Seattle gets all the kids of the goated DPs from 2011. The league should look into this
Unbelievably good cross from Alex
Messi has played all over the world but heās never had to deal with a true Michigan Man like Jackson Ragen. How can the Miami number 10 cope with Big Ten Football?
Rothrock needs to be so much smarter on the ball here
Thatās a foul on Messi lol
Itās so cool to see arguably the best defensive midfielder to ever play the game share the field with Sergio Busquets
"How different that these two managers have gotten to this point" Yeah, one through a long storied career at a single club that he's represented at every conceivable level The other, handpicked by his good pal Lionel Messi
I think if you live in the greater puget sound area, bought tickets to this game, and decided to show up wearing Messi/Miami gear you should experience deep, deep shame.
Never forget that Javier Mascherano tore his butt hole
I think thatās the last of the Brad Smith money.
Go Sounders :)
Another classic of the genre bsky.app/profile/mkst...
Mikel Arteta now has all international break to binge Jordan Peterson audiobooks and come up with a locker room message about how Liverpool are the woke moralists ruining our precious great white society.
Liverpool
Taking the head band down to celebrate in front of the camera š«¦š«¦š«¦
Oh my god
Was just going to say this at the pub actually
Every season? š¤Ø
Go Liverpool :)
*youth pastor voice * You know guys, i know another leader who didnāt have any events for 3 days. Letās turn to Matthew 28
was gonna text you about this!
He seems like a real one tbh
Let's go king
They don't care about children. They're using a mass shooting to push their ethnostate worldview. They want people with mental illness to kill themselves. They want people to die of curable and preventable disease. This is eugenics.
Great, the coach doesnāt understand the rules. Lovely
