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SLAM JOHNSON

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Semper Posts Doing research @10bux.bsky.social

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)

Out to dinner for my fiancés birthday and she’s mad that Scooby Doos full legal name is “Scoobert Doo” and not “Scoobert Doobert”

3/9/2025, 7:40:22 AM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

an alignment chart where the axes are CLUB/DUNGEON and DRACULA/CIRCUS
24/8/2025, 7:14:08 PM | 2045 482 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah for the best

3/9/2025, 12:38:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny looking Kaaba brother

2/9/2025, 11:53:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate (@katenoisette.bsky.social) reposted

I can’t remember who said this on here but Something Awful really did have moderation figured out. You have to be able to ban jagoffs for literally any reason. Too big of a jag? Ban. Posting Vietnamese sandwiches? Ban. Ban and a shame list of banned users

2/9/2025, 10:23:08 PM | 82 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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we should all bully will stancil more

2/9/2025, 10:22:27 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 9:53:57 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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getting represented by a lawyer who got kicked out of his previous law firm and is being sued by fucking Laura Loomer for malpractice and going "Yeah it's cool he's calling the prime minster of the UK a faggot via medium of anime girl. I am going to win"

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2/9/2025, 9:50:58 PM | 154 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smash JT in 2 years

2/9/2025, 9:44:08 PM | 362 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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It rules that this guy keeps going on vacations while failing to fundraise more money to pay for his legal fees.

2/9/2025, 9:38:33 PM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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watch bluesky just crush this audio into some bullshit

2/9/2025, 9:33:26 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of them is a cover from Metal Gear Solid 1 but you’d only know if you’re an insane Metal Gear sicko. Will probably post it later today

2/9/2025, 8:11:56 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making background music for the next video on the train like a pervert

2/9/2025, 8:11:56 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe

2/9/2025, 5:01:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 4:44:44 AM | 116 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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we said it in a recent episode of kill the computer, but thank you all so much for sticking with us with this new era of the show, it genuinely means so much

2/9/2025, 4:13:14 AM | 1164 26 | View on Bluesky | view

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would u like to know @sidvicious.ca

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2/9/2025, 3:08:51 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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being cancelled for this in the replies

2/9/2025, 2:44:08 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)

i bet RFK Jrs jeans smell crazy

2/9/2025, 1:16:07 AM | 64 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

31/8/2025, 8:56:16 PM | 8533 1436 | View on Bluesky | view

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just got a job at the hospital rudy giuliani is at throwing 100 mph fast balls at his head until he dies

1/9/2025, 12:46:22 AM | 457 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)

learning about /r/coins

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1/9/2025, 12:44:03 AM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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guy in Plato's cave saying it's pointless to imagine colors other than orange and black

31/8/2025, 11:38:05 PM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:30:09 PM | 41 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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The app is for one chain and I can pre buy it on payday at the price of the cheapest station in a big radius which is why I use it but why do you have a battlepass

31/8/2025, 8:02:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does my app for buying Petrol have a battlepass bro

31/8/2025, 8:01:26 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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big fuckin thread

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31/8/2025, 8:14:20 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy on marketplace is selling the C-3PO trading card where it looks like he has a boner for a reasonable price. Tempting.

C-3po card where the costume fell off a bit and it looks like c-3po has a boner but it’s really just an optical illusion because part of his costume fell off
31/8/2025, 7:25:24 AM | 676 85 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:21:21 AM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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working on the p-p-p-powerbook scripting - damn this is a big story

31/8/2025, 7:21:09 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POWERBOOK

31/8/2025, 6:12:27 AM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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here is lego watto smoking a bong

a digital drawing of lego watto holding a bong with weed in its bowl
30/8/2025, 2:04:06 AM | 927 211 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love coming up with video titles

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30/8/2025, 9:06:24 PM | 47 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:47:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:46:43 PM | 89 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s time

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30/8/2025, 8:30:16 AM | 309 68 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day, French becomes more of a joke language

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30/8/2025, 1:19:09 AM | 630 227 | View on Bluesky | view

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pulling this shit back out of my NAS to see if I can re-export and fix the audio issue

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30/8/2025, 4:57:19 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck its real

30/8/2025, 4:28:42 AM | 61 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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its gonna be so funny if he just escaped to the roof again and they lost him

30/8/2025, 3:59:51 AM | 191 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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*remembering the old magic* Likes to Charge Reblogs to Cast

30/8/2025, 3:58:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On August 29, 2025 , Donald Trump, President of the United States, my friend, died. He fucking died.

30/8/2025, 3:53:25 AM | 56 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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im bad at audio mastering but if i sounds good on my mastering headphones, tv and airpods (My big 3 that i test) and then it gets chewed the fuck up at a later date outside of my control it's so disheartening

30/8/2025, 1:33:15 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture せきはん (@sekihang.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning~☀️🫠今日のらくがきで〜す

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30/8/2025, 12:22:38 AM | 6643 1539 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)

i make youtube video i upload youtube video i watch youtube video 24 hours later youtube video audio quality just gets destroyed because ???? I'm not crazy I have the OG file and I'm watching them one after the other I hate it here

30/8/2025, 1:31:41 AM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:24:35 AM | 137 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the art - and a tonne of the mechanics are very fun to play with

29/8/2025, 11:36:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally a good review

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29/8/2025, 11:19:38 PM | 86 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am hearing now on his deathbed Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet

29/8/2025, 11:13:32 PM | 77 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

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29/8/2025, 10:59:19 PM | 86 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dave wagner (@davewagner.bsky.social) reposted

catGPT, why won't you answer my query

A gray cat clearly has no answers
29/8/2025, 8:31:01 PM | 2947 257 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/CAm_L6CTnD4?... Da Joose (it’s loose)

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28/8/2025, 7:39:36 PM | 103 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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consider

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29/8/2025, 8:54:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not to be confused with the thread where a goon fucked up their shit on heroin and lost their arm

29/8/2025, 8:30:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah that was the guy that died in the video - I just chose not to mention the cause of death because it felt gross

29/8/2025, 8:30:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He heard a packet crinkle

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29/8/2025, 8:25:20 AM | 64 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to dunk on people in my youtube comments but phenazepam is objectively more potent than diazepam (by about a factor of 5 to 10)

29/8/2025, 8:21:27 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you think you'd try and buy a cool iphone while off 10mg of da joose

29/8/2025, 8:16:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well well well if it isn't the shitty wizard school full of dickheads

29/8/2025, 7:19:46 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's just a little guy

29/8/2025, 7:17:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m cooking in the lab

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29/8/2025, 5:47:28 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:16:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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live footage of me pulling up to Commander Night at the FLGS with my Etali, Kefka, and Urza decks

29/8/2025, 4:07:50 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its kinda mid in my experience

29/8/2025, 3:38:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hope u enjoyed it Sid. Thoughts on this flavour?

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29/8/2025, 3:35:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im out here drinking monster energy flavours you've never heard of, from countries you've never been to

29/8/2025, 3:24:09 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:11:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fastest way to not get monetised. I might do a bit for Patreon if i get the time and energy

28/8/2025, 11:42:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a note from me

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28/8/2025, 11:39:07 PM | 81 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/CAm_L6CTnD4?... Da Joose (it’s loose)

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28/8/2025, 7:39:36 PM | 103 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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did you know he's getting sued by laura loomer lmao

28/8/2025, 8:46:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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guys involved in multiple stupid lawsuits at the moment - it rules.

28/8/2025, 8:41:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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which dipshit wrote this and is it ron coleman lmao

28/8/2025, 8:38:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya my fiance watches them beforehand and it’s been on my Patreon for 3 days or so. Its just one of those “oh man what if I messed up and said completely wrong info” type stuff

28/8/2025, 8:04:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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always nervous when i drop a video.

28/8/2025, 7:58:56 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 1:53:57 AM | 49 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rick and Morty Rick and Morty Rick Rick Rick Rick

27/8/2025, 11:55:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who makes a small amount of money by rambling into a microphone - I try not to do a tonne of shilling. Feels gross. I just be posting. The only advice I ever offer people is the advice I got from a 50 year old Japanese pro wrestling booker “Don’t be #1, be the only one” Namaste, be good

27/8/2025, 9:23:01 AM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:37:46 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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torn

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by weekend I mean my week is basically over i have like 8 hours of work to do and i'm done

27/8/2025, 3:06:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm also wanting to rebuild an izzet deck. I've got a lot of stupid choices.

27/8/2025, 3:05:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its the weekend and that means its time to make changes to my big 3 commander decks.

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27/8/2025, 2:23:59 AM | 16 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I love Frank

27/8/2025, 2:14:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

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The bluesky experience

Wojak of a happy kid saying
26/8/2025, 11:12:02 PM | 2382 483 | View on Bluesky | view

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trying my best to be normal and respectful about these idiots.

26/8/2025, 11:42:35 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying something new - set up a youtube premiere for 2 days from now. Da Joose will be loose

26/8/2025, 11:40:47 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do other religions have the equivalent of those weird jesus and bible games or nah

26/8/2025, 9:20:07 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/channel/UC1g... Chuck me a sub if you haven't

26/8/2025, 12:22:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.patreon.com/10Bux The saga of Da Joose aka Phenazepam out now on Patreon. Public release on Youtube in 3-4 days i am bad at timing, thank you.

26/8/2025, 12:22:52 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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what is there to do in Wellington other than leave

26/8/2025, 12:05:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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coming to youtube in a few days - going up on Patreon tomorrow

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im going to pitch them a business idea so bad or so good that they want to kill me

26/8/2025, 3:31:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i wonder if hozier knows about Snurch

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