SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Out to dinner for my fiancés birthday and she’s mad that Scooby Doos full legal name is “Scoobert Doo” and not “Scoobert Doobert”
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Out to dinner for my fiancés birthday and she’s mad that Scooby Doos full legal name is “Scoobert Doo” and not “Scoobert Doobert”
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah for the best
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny looking Kaaba brother
Kate (@katenoisette.bsky.social) reposted
I can’t remember who said this on here but Something Awful really did have moderation figured out. You have to be able to ban jagoffs for literally any reason. Too big of a jag? Ban. Posting Vietnamese sandwiches? Ban. Ban and a shame list of banned users
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
we should all bully will stancil more
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getting represented by a lawyer who got kicked out of his previous law firm and is being sued by fucking Laura Loomer for malpractice and going "Yeah it's cool he's calling the prime minster of the UK a faggot via medium of anime girl. I am going to win"
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Smash JT in 2 years
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It rules that this guy keeps going on vacations while failing to fundraise more money to pay for his legal fees.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
watch bluesky just crush this audio into some bullshit
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One of them is a cover from Metal Gear Solid 1 but you’d only know if you’re an insane Metal Gear sicko. Will probably post it later today
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Making background music for the next video on the train like a pervert
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Maybe
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onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
we said it in a recent episode of kill the computer, but thank you all so much for sticking with us with this new era of the show, it genuinely means so much
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
being cancelled for this in the replies
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
i bet RFK Jrs jeans smell crazy
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted
just got a job at the hospital rudy giuliani is at throwing 100 mph fast balls at his head until he dies
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
guy in Plato's cave saying it's pointless to imagine colors other than orange and black
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The app is for one chain and I can pre buy it on payday at the price of the cheapest station in a big radius which is why I use it but why do you have a battlepass
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Why does my app for buying Petrol have a battlepass bro
Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) reposted
Guy on marketplace is selling the C-3PO trading card where it looks like he has a boner for a reasonable price. Tempting.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
working on the p-p-p-powerbook scripting - damn this is a big story
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POWERBOOK
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pulling this shit back out of my NAS to see if I can re-export and fix the audio issue
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
fuck its real
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
its gonna be so funny if he just escaped to the roof again and they lost him
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
*remembering the old magic* Likes to Charge Reblogs to Cast
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On August 29, 2025 , Donald Trump, President of the United States, my friend, died. He fucking died.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
im bad at audio mastering but if i sounds good on my mastering headphones, tv and airpods (My big 3 that i test) and then it gets chewed the fuck up at a later date outside of my control it's so disheartening
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
i make youtube video i upload youtube video i watch youtube video 24 hours later youtube video audio quality just gets destroyed because ???? I'm not crazy I have the OG file and I'm watching them one after the other I hate it here
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the art - and a tonne of the mechanics are very fun to play with
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
I am hearing now on his deathbed Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
not to be confused with the thread where a goon fucked up their shit on heroin and lost their arm
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah that was the guy that died in the video - I just chose not to mention the cause of death because it felt gross
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Not to dunk on people in my youtube comments but phenazepam is objectively more potent than diazepam (by about a factor of 5 to 10)
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
do you think you'd try and buy a cool iphone while off 10mg of da joose
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
well well well if it isn't the shitty wizard school full of dickheads
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
he's just a little guy
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SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
live footage of me pulling up to Commander Night at the FLGS with my Etali, Kefka, and Urza decks
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
its kinda mid in my experience
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
im out here drinking monster energy flavours you've never heard of, from countries you've never been to
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SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
fastest way to not get monetised. I might do a bit for Patreon if i get the time and energy
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
did you know he's getting sued by laura loomer lmao
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
guys involved in multiple stupid lawsuits at the moment - it rules.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
which dipshit wrote this and is it ron coleman lmao
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya my fiance watches them beforehand and it’s been on my Patreon for 3 days or so. Its just one of those “oh man what if I messed up and said completely wrong info” type stuff
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
always nervous when i drop a video.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Rick and Morty Rick and Morty Rick Rick Rick Rick
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
As someone who makes a small amount of money by rambling into a microphone - I try not to do a tonne of shilling. Feels gross. I just be posting. The only advice I ever offer people is the advice I got from a 50 year old Japanese pro wrestling booker “Don’t be #1, be the only one” Namaste, be good
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
by weekend I mean my week is basically over i have like 8 hours of work to do and i'm done
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm also wanting to rebuild an izzet deck. I've got a lot of stupid choices.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Its the weekend and that means its time to make changes to my big 3 commander decks.
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God I love Frank
Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted
restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
trying my best to be normal and respectful about these idiots.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
Trying something new - set up a youtube premiere for 2 days from now. Da Joose will be loose
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
do other religions have the equivalent of those weird jesus and bible games or nah
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SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/channel/UC1g... Chuck me a sub if you haven't
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
www.patreon.com/10Bux The saga of Da Joose aka Phenazepam out now on Patreon. Public release on Youtube in 3-4 days i am bad at timing, thank you.
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social)
what is there to do in Wellington other than leave
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
im going to pitch them a business idea so bad or so good that they want to kill me
SLAM JOHNSON (@mlyp.bsky.social) reply parent
i wonder if hozier knows about Snurch