I'm so glad I'm not popular.
I'm so glad I'm not popular.
Spot is really just the most patient mama. Best Cat award. After her hard beginnings and raising Data and Lal she definitely deserves to live the most spoiled housecat life from here on out. 🩷
I’m watching clips from this Japanese show with skateboarding courses that look like they’re straight out of Mario Kart and do not seem physically possible but damn if I don’t watch every one just in case they do make it x: www.instagram.com/reel/DN7Si-4...
IMPORTANT PSA: If you find kittens all alone, keep tbis helpful flowchart in mind. And also: —neonatal kitten need to be on a heat source & kept warm at all times, they cannot regulate their body temperature and you can kill them by feeding a cold kitten. —NEVER feed a bottle baby kitten COW’S MILK!
OK, truck all sorted. Road trip begins tomorrow!
This is a carefully plotted dress. At a time in 1947 when post-war glamour was on the up & cinema goers flocked to Forever Amber, Jacques Fath created this pink satin gown rich in historicism and the suggestion of an accessible corset @metmuseum.org #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
I had it in the shop last week 😆 so of course something goes wrong with it after paying $2000 for it to be road worthy.
Better today than when I leave tomorrow
Road trip trouble
Welp, my truck won't start
I've been using "jerkwad" a lot more lately.
I finally watched 28 Years Later and wow! How brutal was that? How bleak! How distopian - and seriously! How big was that zombie’s dick???
Full lavish Worth on display here, an early #1880s gown deploying the kind of couture techniques that made his name from the choice of fabric to the exquisite beadwork embroidery. The embroidery is likely from the atelier of Michonet, the forerunner of Lesage #newcanaanmuseum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
It was in a bedroom with a closed door but ... kittens. They're masters at hiding.
Well, one of the new little kittens is missing. We've checked all over.
Anyways, thank goodness for ear plugs and white noise.
If you try to put her down for a nap it gets worse. And then she starts biting.
I don't know what's "normal" for a 4 year old girl. Is this it?
It's amazing how much one of my friend's kids can cry. I'm not kidding you, she's been crying about everything going on 2 hours now. There's life 5 minutes of silence then she finds something else to cry about. And this is pretty normal for her.
We all want everything quickly, but your dick knows when the best time is. One of the best things I’ve learned is to trust my dick’s timing. If it hasn’t happened yet, then it hasn’t been the right time. But when your dick is ready, all the forces of darkness cannot hold it back.
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”
Ugh, I hate that banks say they close your account but then an old renewal hits the account and suddenly $0 becomes $-29.41. That renewal shouldn't have gone through!
Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. 1280 pages. Also had a big ass swastika on the cover. Got lots of looks.
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
From traumatizing horror novels to “forbidden” romances, these were the paperbacks that shaped our imaginations (and probably scarred us just a little). Here’s a trip down memory lane with the books we had no business reading as kids in the 80s — but couldn’t put down.
I have organization envy!
For people without X accounts. I finally found a way to read the stroke theory and honestly, it's delicious. nitter.poast.org/adamscochran...
Just something subtle and understated to shrug on if the evening cools. This encrustation of a jacket was designed by Travis Banton and Howard Greer for Marlene Dietrich c1936, to accompany a smouldering stare no doubt #fidmmuseum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
I mean, I'm such a Pissbaby I haven't even bought the game yet. I want to play so bad but I am skeerd.
Yay!
I understand the words. I don't understand why she put them together like that. She made the words unintelligible. Halp. 🫠
If you are a sewist, you've probably heard the news already, but just in case: no more printed patterns for us. And I fear the loss of all the archives for all four brands. Fuck equity firms and vulture capitalism.
I try to do one with my friend every other year. Our last one was to southern Utah and northern Arizona in 2023. This one is more ambitious. Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota and Colorado.
(This puppy is not available, he just came in stray over the weekend.) OMG MY HEART! I know he's not a cat, but look at him! I love him, I would die for him. ❤️
Homeless vets being a thing should be all the proof anyone needs that this country doesn't deserve your patriotism.
"What's it like living at your best friend's house?" "Chaos. But in the best way."
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
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“I hope you like meat,” Matt said. It took me longer than it should have to realize he meant the pizza. "Rear Admiral" A disaster-cute erotic romance novelette about a nurse meeting his porn-star crush and the string of cringe on the way to their happy ending. #BookSky 💙📚🏳️🌈 books2read.com/u/3yzaQ6
Don't forget about the DRM-free Humble Bundle from Tor (with Murderbot, Witch King, and more), benefiting World Center Kitchen. The donation is now at over 58,000. It would be awesome to get it up to $100,000. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Ok, now I'm itchy to get this road trip started.
When your ancestors are sick of your shit
Oh he is gorgeous
What the fuck even.
You know this guys whole deal from this photo
I'm certain others have already said but, Speed Queen. The absolute best.
I'll do that Thursday instead.
Now I won't spend all afternoon on Wednesday at Salt Lake City airport thinking my friend's plane had landed and where the fuck is she.
Oh, I leave Wednesday for my trip not Tuesday. Good to know!
My mom: so how’s James? Me: he’s doing well. Stayed the weekend. There’s a room where I was transformed into a child and then a reflection of myself asked if I had betrayed my soul My mom: and is Melissa doing good as well? I love her hair, tell her I said that
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
There were free kittens at the feed store. Which means there are now free kittens in the house. Welcome, Talayla and Lola.
Last lazy day before the big trip
I am so lazy today
Baby bear Patsy has escaped the zoo and is on a rampage! If you spot her, throw a Churu at her and flee for your life! Story at 11!
Detritus. I thought the second t was silent.
My boyfriend‘s mom just gave me this 1971 ceramic wine bottle with the most amazing label. 🐈⬛
Oh, this is delightful.
I can
Should I buy fungi in Colorado? Y/N
Really want to go back to Capitol Reef National Park but it's not on the way on the drive to Salt Lake City. BUT, it is on my way when I drive back from Denver. 🤔
AUGUST BOOKLET PREORDERS OPEN 15 available Bonus of Little Mari and friends sticker sheet (including Edward Burras ghoul) I currently still will be shipping to the states - unless things get out of hand! skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4354...
Thanks for still shipping to the US. Looking forward to having it in my hands. 🫶
This might cure everything
A trip to the #Maudrobe of our #Frockingfabulous legend, Queen Maud: Sleek looks of 1937, Maud style! #Fashionhistory via Nasjonalmuseet, Oslo.
A special thank you from baby Thorn (who discovered the Magic Blankie today) for everyone’s incredible help, you have really rallied around us today and we are just beyond touched, grateful, humble & speechless. (Video description: a 6-week old tuxedo kitten makes biscuits & nurses a plush blanket)
do you know anyone in turkmenistan who can keep watch for randos crawling out of this thing muttering “i’m not gonna spend eternity with that guy”?
The Gilded Rage
I've been offline most of the day. It appears I missed something.
I need you to click through to see why this app is irreplaceable
Jesus...
When your washing machine is broken there is nothing like a clean, well run laundromat. A saving grace when you're about to embark on a 15 day trip and all your clothes are dirty.
It is so frustrating how many hoops we have to jump through when my son is sick and stays home from school. Just let him stay home! He's infectious and feels like shit.
Big Orange
is big dick energy a stable power source
Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? I’m running for California State Assembly! Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
EVERYONE 7 dollars into this hat. NOW! NOW! NOW! Post below when you've done so, so I can go 'YAY!'
This is Grace. Her human became terminally ill and made the difficult decision to surrender her so she can get the medical care she needed. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover her dental care, spay, and mass removal, AND she found a new forever family ❤️🩹
Been eyeing the Icarus sweatshirt for a while. Now it's leaving AND it's only available in my size? The Universe is speaking so I must listen. ✨️
you just did that. you just put pen to paper and made superman have the sexiest body he's ever had
WELL.
"intimidating foes with sudden roundness" goals tbh
The House of Worth was renowned for its fancy dress commissions, catering to those spectacular costumed c19th costumed parties. This is the 1770s for a turn of the century audience, a c1900 gown imitating an c18th lady @metmuseum.org #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Ok it is our first ever “Woof Wednesday” Reply with pics of your pups for all to enjoy !!!!
Treat yourself to some piggy peace. 🐽
Just…take….your…bath…!!!!
"Things you say when you're trying not to come for $800, Alex."
I love this.
Amazing trip! So happy the weather mostly cooperated. Thanks for sharing!
Iguana Surprisingly Un-Chill
OK, I'm coming around on kombucha but with specific requirements. I need it mixed with a fruit juice. Cranberry has been delightful. Lemonade is refreshing. It also must be served in a wine glass. Makes it taste better to me? Dunno, but my gut is thanking me.
Evergreen.
Let's all just weep for lost sleep.
I love how cat friendly everything in the home seems to be. 😻
3 am, my old friend. I am awake with you again.
The pattern running up and and down the length of this mid #1870s white cotton dress consists of meandering, interlocking blue feathers, drifting silently from head to toe #thekyotocostumeinstitute #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
