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@momadancer.bsky.social

Sure don’t know what I’m going for, but I’m gonna go for it for sure. 💀 🌺 On the bus, in the van, destination Gamehendge…GD, Ph, moe. UM and KGLW! I love live music, yoga, cats, coffee and sci fi/fantasy. Madtown now, Long Island raised.

created August 1, 2023

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Hahah she’s never had alcohol. Lots of alcoholics in her dads family and she lost her uncle to alcoholism when he was 40 so she’s pretty afraid of it honestly

2/9/2025, 1:46:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Wisconsin. As a non drinker you can imagine I’m a rarity!

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2/9/2025, 1:43:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where’s she headed? So exciting!

2/9/2025, 1:31:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta love making an appt for a new tattoo while also scheduling a consult for a cover up for a past tattoo mistake 😳

2/9/2025, 1:27:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing

2/9/2025, 1:17:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sleep is so elusive for me these days. Wonder what it’s like to feel well rested 😴 💤

2/9/2025, 12:44:42 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks super familiar

2/9/2025, 1:33:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am a total pushover for him (take him to metal shows, which I hate) but he’s also the sweetest kid and beyond kind his mama and I love hanging out with him so ……

2/9/2025, 12:47:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah these boys eat so damn much!

1/9/2025, 11:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me and my teen boy definitely need supervision at the store. I just spent $40 on assorted ice cream and desserts 🙀😝

1/9/2025, 11:11:25 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caddyshack, spaceballs, breakfast club, Ferris bueller are my top ones

1/9/2025, 10:22:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is so unintentionally hilarious. Only there because trying to sell furniture but scrolling through I am getting huge laughs

1/9/2025, 10:09:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you think people post crazy shit here may I recommend installing Next Door. It’s hilarious and nuts

1/9/2025, 10:02:33 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just popping into say I fucking loved watching that. So good.

1/9/2025, 5:58:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Selena Gomez is marrying a Levin. I hope she knows what having a Jewish MIL will be like 😂😝🙀

1/9/2025, 5:44:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I typed a very inappropriate response but then remembered this is a very public website and I’m a respectable kind of woman 😂😝

1/9/2025, 5:30:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I WANNA GOOOOOO

1/9/2025, 5:08:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎼 You can get what you want or you can just get old 🎵

1/9/2025, 4:48:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I rescheduled!

1/9/2025, 3:00:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I told him I’m out of town and he’ll have to come tomorrow (when someone will be here with me)

1/9/2025, 2:25:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh hey, I just checked my calendar and it turns out I get to see UM again this week 😍

1/9/2025, 2:16:15 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will push to tomorrow when someone will be here. Gotta listen to my gut on this one

1/9/2025, 2:12:40 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one was in Minneapolis this weekend. She had a blast!

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1/9/2025, 2:10:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My standard diet

1/9/2025, 2:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think im hot and I would fuck me too 😂😘

1/9/2025, 1:51:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter went to one this weekend 🙀

1/9/2025, 1:50:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg I had that too 😂😂

1/9/2025, 2:20:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh nice I’ve actually seen Billy Bragg, I’ll have to check that out

31/8/2025, 11:55:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@rocksolver.rocks stasiks wearing the hall and Oates shirt you gave him 💜

31/8/2025, 11:33:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh! Thanks for making and making and sharing!

31/8/2025, 10:24:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a wide variety of deliciousness there yesterday

31/8/2025, 7:26:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine too because my son is a huge metal fan

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31/8/2025, 5:58:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best candy

31/8/2025, 4:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I super duper trust your musical opinions!

31/8/2025, 4:19:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proud of you, Z.

31/8/2025, 4:18:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

30/8/2025, 10:23:01 PM | 11856 2180 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!! 🙏🏼

31/8/2025, 4:17:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So far I’m through summerteeth and Yankee hotel foxtrot and next is A Ghost is Born. And then I have the list after that lol. I dig it so much!

31/8/2025, 4:14:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diving into Wilco for first time and I’m really enjoying it. Glad to have an experienced guide because I had no idea where to start

31/8/2025, 4:10:41 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’ll make you one. For sure. Email her! I’ve bought like 5 pieces from her and love em

31/8/2025, 4:09:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw third eye blind 😂😂

31/8/2025, 1:26:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the way you think! I wanna reserve a spot too! 🙌

31/8/2025, 2:59:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ben factors insta story tonight made me lol …. “ less Joel” Never!!

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31/8/2025, 2:29:07 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss tinkles says yay! It’s my song!

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31/8/2025, 1:35:08 AM | 43 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same, it’s so good 🥹😭

31/8/2025, 1:06:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At a band called Foo Foo Dolls and yes it is a band playing really bad covers. But they’re actually good 😂🙀

30/8/2025, 10:07:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg!

30/8/2025, 9:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess who drove 40 minutes only to realize she drove to the wrong place and the right place is 25 minutes from here? So who wants some cookie, because I’m about to eat it.

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30/8/2025, 9:04:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best song tho, I don’t mind really!

30/8/2025, 6:23:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was very good. First set felt awfully short to me tho

30/8/2025, 5:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FINALLY got the song Vienna outta my head and then this pops up on my timeline. Fucking ear worm is back!

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30/8/2025, 5:30:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a lot of hope!

30/8/2025, 5:19:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Super jelly!

30/8/2025, 5:19:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love collecting mugs. Makes coffee drinking even more enjoyable!

30/8/2025, 5:18:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think that’s enough to get me excited quite yet but it’s a nice thought

30/8/2025, 5:05:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do we think he’s dead?

30/8/2025, 5:02:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My mom texted me at midnight to tell me Culver’s is giving away free sandwiches this weekend. She’s a trip

30/8/2025, 4:14:37 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love them so much 🥹

30/8/2025, 3:25:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love him 🥹

30/8/2025, 1:57:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh cool thanks!

30/8/2025, 12:01:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hulu!

30/8/2025, 12:00:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Real Pain with Kieran culkin and Jesse eisenberg. So good. Especially for my fellow tribe members but also the gentiles. Kieran is so good.

29/8/2025, 11:56:59 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably. No one needs that in checking. Get a high yield savings account or invest it, my dude.

29/8/2025, 9:06:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like your attitude, Dan

29/8/2025, 8:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Madison hippies are weird. What can I say?

29/8/2025, 8:49:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn you’re right! Still don’t want it in my ice cream but to each their own!!

29/8/2025, 8:38:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to wonder how much they sell. 💭

29/8/2025, 8:34:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless it’s carrot cake, I don’t want vegetables in my dessert

29/8/2025, 8:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy before me at the atm left his receipt and has close to $35k in his checking account and I’m not ok.

29/8/2025, 8:26:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. Nope.

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29/8/2025, 8:17:49 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a man being a man towards a woman 😩

29/8/2025, 6:15:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My acupuncturist prescribed Chinese herbs and I’m absolutely positive I’ve never tasted anything so nasty in my life

29/8/2025, 2:36:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ why are men so fucking terrible

29/8/2025, 2:11:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe it was for their friend Kevin who passed over the weekend

29/8/2025, 1:57:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish I was in that room. Huge Billy Joel fan over here 🥹

29/8/2025, 1:29:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so good 😊

29/8/2025, 1:19:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent show but that encore had me 🥺🥹😭 goddamn it Bayliss

29/8/2025, 1:01:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@rocksolver.rocks video up on nugs. It’s gorgeous 😭

29/8/2025, 12:57:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Directing your eyes to that encore. My favorite Billy song. 🥹

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29/8/2025, 12:06:24 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always spreading the positive vibes, Z. 😂😂

29/8/2025, 12:03:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy fucking solo Bayliss 😍

29/8/2025, 12:52:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like Bayliss got a haircut. Lol.

29/8/2025, 12:14:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oat milk says use within a few days of opening but does it really go bad? Smells fine to me so I’m gonna use it. Pray for my stomach, I guess

28/8/2025, 10:37:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eating alone is awesome, I love it

28/8/2025, 9:39:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it’s totally normal there to paint your entire house packers colors, what more could you want

28/8/2025, 9:39:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bout to log off at 2 for a nap.* * I can’t nap but will be fully under my blanket with cats

28/8/2025, 7:15:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lindsayclaire.bsky.social happy birthday beautiful! Miss your smiling face. Have the best year ever!

28/8/2025, 7:14:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$500 is not good

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28/8/2025, 7:14:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed.

28/8/2025, 3:03:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💀

28/8/2025, 1:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

28/8/2025, 1:41:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lololol no

28/8/2025, 1:28:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀

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28/8/2025, 1:22:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol. I actually had a deposit down at Binghamton so I know what it looks like

28/8/2025, 1:05:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for the reminder, this makes the weekend look a whole lot better

28/8/2025, 12:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are good and old also mostly dead

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28/8/2025, 12:54:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kid just got to college and is taking off today for a goose show. She reminds me of someone….. her mother. 🙀

28/8/2025, 11:32:17 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s just looking at me So weird but cool

27/8/2025, 11:08:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy outside my front door is just staring at me and doesn’t move when I open the door. Wonder if it’s hurt?

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27/8/2025, 11:04:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Living with cats means accepting the possibility that one day, you will put your foot into a slipper and there will be cat puke inside said slipper.

27/8/2025, 7:12:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view