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Stunt coaching hires rarely work out
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Stunt coaching hires rarely work out
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Self awareness from an elected official. Unpossible! Right @schumer.senate.gov ?
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But also 100% accurate!
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🐻ification
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Work it!
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Jax meet CiCi. CiCi meet Jax.
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Tell me you don’t know what communism is without telling me you don’t know what communism is
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The 1 bright spot in moving my dad out of his house, the movers brought a 🐶!
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Get it all in there 🐷
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Low hangers 😍
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😂🤣🤣 samies
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Headed to FL to pick up Dad for his move to NJ
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Delicious!
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*brings you another drink*
Patrick Nielsen Hayden (@pnh.nielsenhayden.com) reposted
Amplifying that last repost. I don’t get people who don’t understand that anti-trans hatred is only secondarily about controlling trans people. Its main purpose is to control you. Anti-trans weirdos want a world in which they get to police everybody’s gender conformity, every minute of every day.
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But what’s social media without clout carpetbaggers, fascists and kooks?
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Look’n super cuddly
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100% 🐻!
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@meatierologist.bsky.social
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Yay more smut! 🥰
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Ooooh! I’ll place bets on 60” and 64”
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Needs worshipping 🤤
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
The most powerful force in American politics today is antiestablishment rage at a system that’s rigged against most people. Democrats should ignore the carping of corporate and Wall Street Democrats and embrace Mamdani and other young progressives as the future of the party.
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Boob + belly window for all the 🐻 s
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I loathed the prequels and really anything but the first 2 movies. Glad this is getting such great reviews
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It really is
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🔥
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Young? He turned 43 today
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Put me in coach!
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President Camacho at least cared about his fellow americas and tried to make their lives better
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Needs belly rubs 🥰
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Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.
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Take a win when ya can despite the dumpster fire we’re living in
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It’s all projection from conservatives
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Blockidity block block block
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I’m right at 20 years this year
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Too late! Now we have to undue it again
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HBD 🥳
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*jiggles*
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*oof* glad you’re ok
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Perma-bulk!
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Looks 🔥!
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🔥 🐷
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
The U.S. Air Force said Thursday it would deny all transgender service members who have served between 15 and 18 years the option to retire early and would instead separate them without retirement benefits.
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Annoying your cat with affection any time of day 😈
Alt CDC (they/them) (@altcdc.altgov.info) reposted
🔴 THREAD: RFK Jr. just canceled 22 mRNA vaccine projects. TL;DR: mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives. Ending these projects puts us at risk and leaves us unprepared for the next big outbreak. Here’s what RFK Jr. did — and why everyone should care. 🧵 (1/12)
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Attention seeking behavior 🤷♂️
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For a gay event, totally! Maybe not a work function with a bunch of cis-het’s 🤷♂️
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Livin’ that TradDad life
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Damn, you should be proud 🥹
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Could always get plain yogurt or, as others pointed out, add a sweetener to balance out the tang of the Greek yogurt
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*squeezes*
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
We don't need a 'Democratic Stephen Miller.' We need Democrats who will unapologetically fight for our values. We don't need a 'Joe Rogan of the Left.' We need a progressive media ecosystem that will unapologetically fight for our values. We don't need their playbook. We need to believe in us.
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Can we just place orders like that?
Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) reposted
And so it begins... Evangelical legal group asks Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage ruling [Obergefell v. Hodges]
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D
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Yes! 8k isn’t a big enough milestone for extra smutty just regular smutty.
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Hold out till 10k!
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Journalists covering the aid air drops say they have been warned by Israel not to film Gaza from the air or the air drops will stop. (Do they not want us to see the scale of the damage?) “International journalists have not been allowed inside Gaza.”
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In terms of blocking folks/spam/bots at least for me
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Got this book sitting on top of my want to read pile o’ books
Trans Up Front (@transupfrontil.com) reposted
In one week, we have helped over 50 families secure new providers after rollbacks to gender-affirming care. We are continuing to provide rapid responses to anyone seeking help. If you or someone you know needs help accessing gender-affirming care — we’re here for you. 📲 www.transupfrontil.com/gac
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“Nap” time 😈
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I think the clone emperors storylines have been my favorite thing about foundation
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Samies
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
This is an executive order that lays the groundwork for sending homeless people and people with mental illness to concentration camps to be "civilly committed." It was never going to stop with immigrants. This is horrifying beyond words. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Alt CDC (they/them) (@altcdc.altgov.info) reposted
We don't have to engage in grand, heroic actions to participate in the process of change. Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world. ― Howard Zinn Only one thing is certain: if we give up, we lose. Keep going. Goodnight 💚
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Takes some getting used to, but after using it for a few weeks I’m liking it
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Gotta build those glutes!
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Justifiable murderous rampage 🤬
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Cuter than actual toddlers 🤷♂️
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
I’ll just post this again. It’s NY this time. But you get the idea. Did that Jacksonville officer in the video I posted earlier seem as though he was of sound mind? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/n...
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Planks are the worst
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Paramount+ already cancelled and the $$$ sent to PBS and NPR
Philadelphia Phillies (Bot) (@notphillies.bsky.social) reposted
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
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It took them how many budgets to realize this?
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I’m sure he’ll accept that challenge. Any excuse to be in the hot tub more often 🤣
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Can I sniff 🐽?
LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted
I've always felt that Democrats don't stand up for trans people with their whole chest, not just because they're misreading polls, but because they've never heard someone they identify with do it. They no longer have that excuse.
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*nom nom nom*
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WHAT.A.FUCKING.CUNT 🤬
LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted
In JD Vance's speech attacking Mamdani, one of the big things he thinks "statesmen" need to focus on is "redefining" citizenship. The ability to arbitrarily decide who does and doesn't qualify to be a citizen is often key to putting people, including citizens, in concentration camps.
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Going through my dads things before moving him into assisted living later this summer and came across some of my grand mothers cook books with her hand written notes still inside
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes theonion.com/study-9...
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
I gotta say, as a Jew, it’s incredibly fucked up and sad that Elon Musk and Grok being Nazi sympathizers hasn’t caused a mass exodus (or coordinated boycott) from X. I don’t like to shame people for what is clearly a failure of collective action, but honestly, what the fuck?
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
major job losses in the neo nazi industry, as publications replace writers with Grok
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Is it really a fetish if nearly every human on the planet is into it? 🤷♂️
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*motorboats*
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OMFG nepo-doocy had a pertinent question??? 😱
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I shan’t!
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I’ve got similar restrictions due to herniated disks in my neck, and I get similar responses when telling gym bros about it 🤷♂️
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I ♥️ snickerdoodles 🤤
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Isn’t this a hatch act violation? Not that this administration would care