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Monty Zander

@montyzander.bsky.social

Raccoon City times a hundred. Video Essayist. He/Him. Host of Lore Dump. Banner by Hotcyder. https://youtube.com/MontyZander

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

DAMN you’re right! I forgot about that bit!

3/9/2025, 9:12:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank god it’s not just me.

3/9/2025, 7:55:46 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I see you can play it now if you buy the Deluxe Edition. Willing to bet the devs wish they didn’t deploy malicious shit like that right now because they can’t move the release date without pissing off people.

2/9/2025, 6:16:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

I did appreciate the input at first!

2/9/2025, 4:55:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You say you don’t understand tone and I think that’s clear through your choice of language. It indicates arrogance, gatekeeping, and a belief that this isn’t just your perspective, but the only way to look at a game series

2/9/2025, 4:55:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You said my argument is borderline laughable. You heavily implied I have no knowledge of the series or the history of its creators, meaning I was talking out my arse. You argued with a video you later confessed you haven’t watched, and changed the argument when I introduced parts you didn’t like.

2/9/2025, 4:55:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Those videos have explained the creator’s intentions - pulling from interviews they’ve given - looking at each game’s design philosophy, how they achieve that very-important horror tone and what inspired them

2/9/2025, 4:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

If you haven’t watched my videos on the series I’m suddenly questioning what the point of your condescending rant was. I’ve written hundreds of thousands of words and created over a dozen hours of video content - and counting - deconstructing RE in depth.

2/9/2025, 4:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

There are more RE games that pull from point and click than there are that pull from beat-em-ups. Especially because your comparison focuses mainly on movement, just one small part of the early design

2/9/2025, 4:15:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You say it’s superficial, but that’s what inspired the original creators. I also fundamentally disagree. By your reading, RE7, Village, the Revelations games are less ‘Resident Evil’ than RE5. And you’re forgetting the importance of that design on 0 and CV, and how that’s returned in the modern era.

2/9/2025, 4:15:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d argue it has far more in common with point and click adventures because the central design revolves massive puzzle boxes. It’s direct inspiration was a turn-based RPG in sweet home. Tone’s also the most important thing here. RE had a horror tone that got diluted once it reached 5.

2/9/2025, 4:07:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Describing the father of survival horror as a beat ‘em up is a fascinating take

2/9/2025, 3:32:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

I’m excited for Hell is Us, and would devour it if it was out right now, but I’m worried that committing to the September 4th release date and bashing into Silksong will kill it.

2/9/2025, 1:50:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

RE6 is a disaster but I like it more than 5 so I think you'll be alright! Aside from Wesker, everything 5 gets praised for is better in 6 imo.

2/9/2025, 1:14:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha! The chances of me ever replaying Survivor, Dead Aim or Gaiden are less than 0 I’m afraid 😂

2/9/2025, 1:04:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe

2/9/2025, 12:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Patrons - fancy a new Resident Evil tonight?

2/9/2025, 11:48:54 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

AGHHHHHH

2/9/2025, 11:47:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t control my dreams PETE

2/9/2025, 9:08:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Booooooo

2/9/2025, 9:07:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Had a dream that Control 2 was a first person game.

2/9/2025, 8:35:56 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Mortal Kombat 6! Are you ready to be deceived? Monty introduces Neil and Chase to Shujinko - the biggest, dumbest dummy in the Mortal Kombat universe - and Onaga - the coolest and most underwhelming villain. youtu.be/hU1yjbgF9ZE

1/9/2025, 11:25:42 AM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a post where I said I voiced some quotes for a video essay on The Last of Us and Zionism.

31/8/2025, 9:41:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Be my guest! You realise I didn’t make this video right?

31/8/2025, 9:32:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay buddy

31/8/2025, 9:10:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s really interesting to look at works of art through the lens of the world they were made in - especially because the creative director of these games has said, numerous times, that Isreal and Palestine informed his writing. Do you not think that?

31/8/2025, 8:56:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Disrespectfully, what the fuck is this comment

31/8/2025, 8:19:40 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Was kindly asked by @lackingsaint.bsky.social to lend my voice to some quotes in this bad boy! 👇 youtu.be/HKO3lFq4pC8?...

31/8/2025, 7:40:38 PM | 81 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Liz Truss!

31/8/2025, 12:36:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Sabrina Carpenter’s new album feels like a mask-off moment for her in all the best ways. And some of the lyrics are fucking hilarious. Really great.

30/8/2025, 6:17:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Pim’s Silent Hill videos have been something I actively look forward to 👇

29/8/2025, 5:05:54 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Sometimes I wonder if we’ve killed the word ‘bias.’

29/8/2025, 2:49:19 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Daily Ada Wong… do you think you might be biased? 😉

29/8/2025, 12:09:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhh fun

29/8/2025, 10:30:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

All good! I played Singularity back in the day but never finished it so that might be the nudge I need to give it another go 😂

28/8/2025, 10:16:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Looking for great horror video essay recommendations. Preferably focusing on games but happy for other media! Drop them below 👇

28/8/2025, 7:23:01 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

True - but I don’t think we can fight the morally bankrupt with morals

28/8/2025, 6:34:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

What do you propose to help homeless people?

28/8/2025, 4:40:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

So 54,000 accepted asylum claims + 36,000 small boat crossings = about 90,000. 0.13%. This post - much like Rylan Clark’s comments - aren’t about asylum claims though. It’s about the emphasis on small boat crossings and a media narrative that paints asylum seekers as an invading force

28/8/2025, 4:34:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday!

28/8/2025, 4:20:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Buddy if you only knew the litany of work I do to help homeless people in Scotland. Be the change you want to see, stop ranting about vulnerable people in boats.

28/8/2025, 4:01:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

So at least 0.026% are taking the piss. Got it. Where’d you read that?

28/8/2025, 3:54:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

This is about Rylan Clark by the way.

28/8/2025, 3:34:00 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

There are 69.23 million people in the UK. Last year, 36,000 people arrived on small boats. That’s a 0.052% increase to the population. Not 10%. Not even 1%. Not even 0.1%. 0.052%. If I baked a cake, that wouldn’t even be a crumb. Why the fuck is it THE story-of-the-day in the UK, every day?

28/8/2025, 3:33:03 PM | 469 123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

The first Resi game to make us fight a mutated loved one? Crazy it’s taken this long! 😂

28/8/2025, 12:18:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Dung Defender

28/8/2025, 9:14:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

NEVER

28/8/2025, 8:57:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

It’s about time Ada Wong got a Bond theme 👀

27/8/2025, 8:29:37 PM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

With the #Silksong hype, I figured now would be a good time to punt our Noobus Humanus on #HollowKnight from a couple years ago. One of my favourites 👇 youtu.be/S48hKzu1Ck0?...

27/8/2025, 11:01:29 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

That is half of it!

25/8/2025, 4:21:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

REFUSE to cut! It’s all still there don’t worry!

25/8/2025, 4:11:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

There’s a whole chapter dedicated to sex in this Resident Evil 6 video that I refuse to cut and think YouTube will hate. I love the algorithm.

25/8/2025, 3:36:41 PM | 42 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely finish 33 before jumping into Silksong! Still my current game of the year

25/8/2025, 11:19:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

When I’m counting the days to a highly-anticipated release (Silksong) I usually find myself replaying comfort games that I love. In this case - Age of Empires. Anyone else do this? What are the comfort games?

25/8/2025, 11:14:57 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

I have not. I’m going to look this up

24/8/2025, 8:25:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

I am years late but the Snowpiercer TV show is absolutely fantastic. Coming up on the end of Season 2 and it hasn’t had one bad episode. Pulpy political thriller with excellent character writing. The movie is also a fun action romp. I’m halfway through the first graphic novel and it’s kickass too!

24/8/2025, 8:02:50 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw! Big fan of IFAVG - we’ve chatted separately before

24/8/2025, 6:22:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Heisenberg fight is 100% the low point

22/8/2025, 9:15:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe that people look at it as a step down from 7 cause this game fucking slaps. 7 might have a stronger first half, but Village is consistently great until the 90% mark. I’m someone who likes the factory though so take that with a pinch of salt.

22/8/2025, 7:58:39 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

If you cut the mishandling of Chris Redfield, #ResidentEvil Village is a tight, tense, fun horror that’s more consistent than RE7. It holds up 4 years later, even with my nitpicks.

22/8/2025, 7:57:16 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

I can’t wait for new gamers to experience the glory that is Mythologies: Sub-Zero

21/8/2025, 5:33:14 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why isn’t Silksong in the PlayStation Store

21/8/2025, 2:51:25 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would Andrew Ryan release the Epstein files?

21/8/2025, 8:46:32 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Definitely-This-Time to all who celebrate

21/8/2025, 5:59:11 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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So did Stellar Blade save gaming from the woke in the end or what

20/8/2025, 6:29:27 PM | 36 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m certain that the people excited about a new Black Myth game didn’t beat Wukong. Painfully mediocre (aside from the art direction) with painfully bullshit bosses in the late game

19/8/2025, 9:43:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% it! Loved it to bits

19/8/2025, 6:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Motherffffffuuuu

19/8/2025, 4:25:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#SwordoftheSea fucking slaps. Such a great-feeling game to play and scratches that Journey itch 1000 times. Pathless but with even better movement

19/8/2025, 12:26:50 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Silksong Shadow Drop day to all who celebrate

19/8/2025, 10:58:15 AM | 45 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Remedy Entertainment (@remedygames.com) reposted

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Alan Wake. Pre-order exclusive Deluxe Edition. The ultimate tribute to the entire legendary series. Includes the full Return manuscript, available in print for the first time. First 500 orders include signature card hand-signed by Sam Lake, Kyle Rowley and Janne Pulkkinen. Campaign ends October 17th 2025. Order now: lostincult.co.uk
18/8/2025, 5:01:22 PM | 446 90 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

YeeeeEEEEEEESS

18/8/2025, 1:14:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

Remedy have announced a 30th anniversary #AlanWake deep dive with Lost in Cult and I am so fucking here for it

18/8/2025, 1:12:42 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

This heat wave needs to fuck 👏off👏

18/8/2025, 1:11:19 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had some interesting comments on this one by RE5 fans. Half say they agree with a lot and still love the game (wonderful!) the other half are mad I don’t like the worst numbered RE game (silly!)

15/8/2025, 9:47:20 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep tossing longer and longer lists at Samantha and somehow the commissions get cooler 😂

15/8/2025, 2:52:40 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

@marinahascoffee.bsky.social for the outro song "Seven Minutes" and crypt_of_crows for their awesome animatic - agreeing to make an Albert Wesker Disney Villain song has ticked off a bucket-list I didn't know existed! 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-JW...

15/8/2025, 2:09:42 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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HUMONGOUS thank you to: Whitelight and @socratetris.bsky.social for reading some quotes. @hotcyder.bsky.social for yet another badass thumbnail. @checkpointsam.bsky.social for some more, incredible art for the monsters 1/2

15/8/2025, 2:09:42 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

#ResidentEvil 5's problem is that it doesn’t know what it wants to be. It suffers as both an action game and a horror game to the point that it’s regularly bland. Resident Evil 5 Retrospective - Future Without Fear youtu.be/l6T59SCafYE

15/8/2025, 2:09:42 PM | 45 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

My #ResidentEvil 5 Critique will be live shortly! In the meantime, here's the song @marinahascoffee.bsky.social made for the outro. "Seven Minutes" is a villain song for Albert Wesker. It's about time he got one. It's. A. Banger.👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-JW...

15/8/2025, 1:57:07 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Big Noodle Dave (@noodledave.bsky.social) reposted

Just made myself a playlist desperately hoping we can get a physical CD of this one day. Seriously @montyzander.bsky.social & @marinahascoffee.bsky.social I'm heavily invested at this point 👀🖤 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

14/8/2025, 9:19:26 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Resident Evil 5 - Future Without Fear will be out this time tomorrow. In the meantime - here’s the new song Marina made for it, alongside a fab animatic by crypt_of_crows What if Albert Wesker… got a villain song in a #ResidentEvil musical? 😈

14/8/2025, 5:44:44 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social)

It's time for Cooking with Scorpion! Learn about chopping, tenderising, chopping, cake decorating and chopping! Here's #MortalKombat 5: Deadly Alliance 👇👀🥷 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggRZ...

14/8/2025, 11:52:58 AM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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THERE’S A NOVELIZATION!?

13/8/2025, 3:18:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marketing being my 9-5 is so depressing in the Age of AI. They’ll prise SEO from my cold, dead hands before I acknowledge GEO.

13/8/2025, 7:46:15 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

I like the tone and atmosphere exploring the Zenobia. By the time we get to A THIIIRD SHIP OH MY GOODNESS the plot devolves from good natured eye-rolling to “when will this end?” and there are only so many times I can run from one side of a sinking ship to another before it gets tedious 😂

11/8/2025, 11:14:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Resident Evil: Revelations has a great first half and then my god does it just crater in the second half. Replayed it as prep for my RE7 analysis and I think Koshi Nakanishi has an Act 3 problem. Curious if he’s figured it out for RE9

11/8/2025, 11:02:15 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scotland needs to start referring to “The UK government” as “The English government” because it’s been over a decade of Westminster making decisions that don’t represent Scotland’s voting population.

11/8/2025, 9:13:41 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Israel’s government killed five journalists and the UK has arrested hundreds of people protesting that government. Make it make sense.

11/8/2025, 9:12:11 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Or how less and less people clapped the numbers in Act 2. Just a masterful understanding of where you want your audience to be and putting them there, piece by piece.

10/8/2025, 4:33:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m still thinking about the woman in our audience who kept giggling at the gorilla suit, and then audibly went “ooooh” when the emcee spat at it.

10/8/2025, 4:31:52 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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By dreaming I mean having nightmares.

9/8/2025, 10:00:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even knowing the story, London’s version of Cabaret might be the greatest piece of theatre I’ve ever seen. I’m going to be dreaming about it.

9/8/2025, 9:59:50 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Where’s a duet between Hercules two mums!? Where’s a Hades “I’ve Won” villain song!? Where’s a ballad by Meg that tells the story of the jackass that betrayed her!? WHERE IS THE SONG THAT MAKES THE HYDRA BATTLE!?

9/8/2025, 5:46:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren’t. That actor did a damn good job with terrible material. The changes from the movie are also terrible. I expect a stage show of one of my favourite films to add to the existing story, not half-ass new concepts.

9/8/2025, 5:46:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monty Zander (@montyzander.bsky.social) reply parent

Hercules himself was great. Meg also great. Hades seemed… confused. No blue hair? A red coat? He seemed like an addled grandpa rather than the conman of the movie. Phil was… a lot. The show thinks they’re onto something with the Rocky-esque Trainer angle.

9/8/2025, 5:46:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mid-Cules. The Muses saved it. 2/5.

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9/8/2025, 4:20:34 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile

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8/8/2025, 6:12:34 PM | 31 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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This weekend my wife and I are going to see Hercules the musical and Cabaret on the West End and I am so fucking excited to see professional shows again

8/8/2025, 3:18:42 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Playing Eriksholme and I thought we universally agreed that auto-fail stealth sucked back in 2005? Weird to see it making a comeback 20 years later.

7/8/2025, 9:56:46 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view