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Sarah

@moonyriot.dftba.social

30-something coffee addict

created October 19, 2023

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I need Leclerc to go from Dutch GP DNF to a win in Monza!! PLEASE!

3/9/2025, 1:04:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...so the movie just made him a mouse mouse instead of a person who looked like a mouse?

2/9/2025, 11:48:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well now I'm intrigued

2/9/2025, 11:44:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Follow up... Is Stuart Little a rat?

2/9/2025, 11:40:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How could I forget!!

2/9/2025, 11:26:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately they had to be rats

2/9/2025, 11:19:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cant explain but I need a list of famous fictional rats and I need it like now

2/9/2025, 11:10:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not a stage I wanted to be at but ruling it out will make me less anxious (hopefully)

2/9/2025, 9:43:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have ✨suspected functional esophagus issues✨ but we're also now ✨ruling out cancer✨* *mostly for peace of mind. My GI doctor looked me directly in the eyes and said "I don't think this is cancer. But let's rule it out anyway."

2/9/2025, 4:40:33 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My family has always played it at family reunions and I've never seen it anywhere else

2/9/2025, 3:47:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They play washers in Canada??? I thought that was a Missouri thing

2/9/2025, 2:52:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Gilmore Girls at 14: crush on Chad Michael Murray Watching One Tree Hill at 22: crush on Chad Michael Murray Watching Sullivan's Crossing at 31: A GD CRUSH ON CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY

2/9/2025, 6:52:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do really wish I'd been more brave and gone to VidCon by myself when I wanted to

2/9/2025, 5:34:38 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohhh I do love finding people who will tolerant my sarcastic little asshole replies

2/9/2025, 5:07:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want movies like the Marx Brothers movies but not Marx Brothers movies (because I've seen all of those)

2/9/2025, 3:25:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven't looked at our engagement photos in a long time so I forgot about this one but look!! how cute!!! it is!!! (Also, this is somehow four years ago because time is not real.)

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1/9/2025, 9:27:55 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:15:39 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hearing the people upstairs stopping around at 3am: "what the fuck are they doing up there? go to bed!" Us, also still definitely awake at 3am: "we should watch another episode right?"

1/9/2025, 9:54:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh oh, I think I actually like this better than Virgin River.

1/9/2025, 7:06:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We did, in fact, replace the air fryer.

1/9/2025, 4:28:54 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My best friend in junior high was obsessed with him

31/8/2025, 11:26:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it should be embarrassing that I'm 31 years old and the email address I use for banking is the one I made at 13 and is a Dane Cook reference.

31/8/2025, 10:51:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never seen this one but it's on my list for when I finish Sullivan's Crossing

31/8/2025, 8:20:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a neighborhood here where all the streets are women's names and another neighborhood where the streets are named after random US cities

31/8/2025, 7:42:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's night drive and sad songs o'clock and the air is almost cool and smells like dirt and wet grass. It's so close to fall. It's almost here.

31/8/2025, 7:14:09 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm that's an accurate description

31/8/2025, 3:50:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so tempted to tell my GI doctor about the "tube of outside the runs through the inside" theory

31/8/2025, 3:10:23 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm watching Sullivan's Crossing and so far it's like "what if it's Virgin River but worse?"

31/8/2025, 3:09:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean it does work better than Pepsi 🤷🏻‍♀️

31/8/2025, 2:53:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have since tried it and it does work!!

31/8/2025, 2:08:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We are bags" NO HANK STOP I haven't even fully processed "we have a tube of outside that runs through the inside"

30/8/2025, 11:57:03 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the past 24 hours in my head has just been this on repeat

30/8/2025, 10:57:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I learned about my dad's eye surgery a few years ago only because he needed a ride home afterwards. Why are dads like this

30/8/2025, 9:53:31 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing says "boomer parents" like asking your dad how his X-rays went and how his back is doing and just getting a "👍🏻" and a screenshot of the X-ray in reply.

30/8/2025, 9:49:04 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is exactly it lol

30/8/2025, 4:21:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know why but Eggo waffle kinda fixes heartburn

30/8/2025, 7:50:38 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technically, if Travis is talking about Taylor, it's "fiancée" not "fiancé."

30/8/2025, 4:57:21 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I DONT LIKE SCORPIONS

30/8/2025, 3:13:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nerdfighternichole.dftba.social heard it was your birthday so happiest of birthdays Nichole!! 🎈🎉

30/8/2025, 2:50:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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our life in a movie

30/8/2025, 12:13:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's okay, I will get around to it! I have time blocked off this weekend to try and at least get the second episode done

29/8/2025, 8:44:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have two episodes waiting to be edited and I just can't motivate myself to do it 🙃

29/8/2025, 7:37:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone should start a podcast and then immediately be hit with stressful health issues! I highly recommend it!

29/8/2025, 7:27:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything is Tuberculosis being the Morning Somewhere book club book for September is very very good actually

29/8/2025, 4:37:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess August slipped away into a moment in time

29/8/2025, 4:31:42 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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me: *cackling in the distance*

29/8/2025, 3:56:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Formula 1 social team: Team Conrad or Jeremiah? Every F1 driver: please...I don't...what is this about

29/8/2025, 3:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everytime it rains I think "I should really have a raincoat" and then I don't buy a raincoat

29/8/2025, 1:58:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just really like stories where people love each other.

29/8/2025, 5:27:38 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol you're totally fine!

29/8/2025, 4:52:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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unfort I love it desperately in a very uncool way and I'm kinda fine with that

29/8/2025, 4:27:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude I'm so sorry that's fucking awful

29/8/2025, 3:46:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh my god

29/8/2025, 3:44:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh noooo I'm so sorry

29/8/2025, 3:20:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't do espresso anymore but I do know kitchen equipment and Breville is like gold standard counter top appliances. The mini one is supposed to be really good and space saving. I also used to use an Aeropress a long time ago which is like cheater espresso but it's also only like $40

29/8/2025, 1:45:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I had a nickel for every show I watched about a girl who loves two brothers, I'd have two nickels and the nickels would also be brothers.

29/8/2025, 1:39:51 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 9:01:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loooove Merlin!!

28/8/2025, 8:30:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its really worth it just for no ads alone but I also use the "video keeps playing after you close your phone" feature a lot

28/8/2025, 8:23:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂🫂

28/8/2025, 8:17:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll add those to my list!

28/8/2025, 8:15:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think of all my subscriptions, one of the only ones I'll never cancel is YouTube Premium. I'm never going back.

28/8/2025, 6:49:22 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know this is a really niche ask but I wish there was more like YA/new adult fiction that was based on or inspired by King Arthur and Camelot.

28/8/2025, 6:41:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh noooo. Mine is 19 years old, it's the only cell phone number I've ever had 🙃

28/8/2025, 6:21:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes the pollen count today is at ✨constant eyebrow twitch✨levels

28/8/2025, 4:35:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"a certain Michael" sounds so mysterious for some reason lol

28/8/2025, 6:39:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Being with you, loving you. It was all worth it." Meanwhile I was trying to cook dinner like

28/8/2025, 6:04:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I decided on a whim to get into jewelry making so Michael's has gotten quite a bit of money out of me this week

28/8/2025, 3:54:18 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being loved by a cat is the greatest victory, I think.

a black cat laying on her side with her little head resting in my hand
28/8/2025, 1:55:26 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not ready for The Summer I Turned Pretty to be over 😭

28/8/2025, 1:17:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I knew you'd linger like a tattoo'd kiss, I knew you'd haunt all of my what ifs" is the best line I've ever heard anyone say ever

28/8/2025, 1:05:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cardigan by Taylor Swift will always get me

28/8/2025, 1:02:52 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need more non-traditional Bachelor's degree programs!!!

27/8/2025, 7:17:37 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't fuck with The Gilded Age. The cast is too famous. It feels like they're LARPing aristocracy.

27/8/2025, 5:50:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today has been such a weird day and I can't believe it's not over yet

27/8/2025, 2:30:19 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah nothing says "real love" like Cher having an affair with her boyfriend's estranged brother??

27/8/2025, 2:21:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no idea what's happening at all ever

27/8/2025, 12:44:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only way I know how to make friends is to treat people as if we are already friends and that sometimes works and sometimes doesn't but I think I just don't care to do the "are we friends, are we not friends, is this a real thing or pretend, what's going on"

26/8/2025, 9:22:28 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think sometimes people lack empathy because they have no imagination

26/8/2025, 8:09:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Swifties are everywhere. Even at PBS News.

26/8/2025, 7:54:34 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean they are predominantly monotheists, are they not? It's all they know!

26/8/2025, 7:10:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big day for F1 fans and swifties I guess

26/8/2025, 5:26:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AHHHHHHHHH

26/8/2025, 5:09:52 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My vagus nerve hasn't been normal since 2016

26/8/2025, 4:56:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate to admit that I was wrong about this one as I now mainly talk to my favorite people via Instagram messages

26/8/2025, 4:11:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate to say it but I never really cared for the Gilmore Guys

26/8/2025, 3:55:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh that would be fun!

26/8/2025, 3:06:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you should! It's fun!

26/8/2025, 2:46:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whaaat I'm shocked! Who could have ever predicted this!!

26/8/2025, 2:44:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh neat we made national news!

26/8/2025, 2:42:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The West Wing is such a damn good show.

26/8/2025, 5:44:26 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jonas Brothers signing Dashboard Confessional?? STOP I am going to develop a CRUSH

26/8/2025, 4:25:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's "stay away from the windows" level dust storm right now

26/8/2025, 12:15:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just bought a boombox in the year 2025. What.

25/8/2025, 10:07:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone know anything about simple, digital, point and shoot cameras? My mom doesn't have a smart phone so she needs a little camera to carry around with her when she travels

25/8/2025, 9:10:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love to be that person but my husband also likes to do laundry and insists I let him use the dryer :/

25/8/2025, 7:02:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My current motivation for putting them away immediately is mostly that we've had to have pest control spray the apartment recently and I don't want my clothes that close to whatever they're spraying on the floor.

25/8/2025, 6:58:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing more anti-climactic than changing my job title on LinkedIn from "testing center coordinator" to testing center ✨specialist ✨

25/8/2025, 6:20:20 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the countdown leads to yet another super hot photo of Taylor Swift, I don't know if my heart can handle that.

25/8/2025, 5:52:28 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's keeping us on our toes

25/8/2025, 5:51:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view