Just wanted people to talk to and now I'm going to bed angry
An odd companion in a weird sort of way. Based in the PNW.
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Just wanted people to talk to and now I'm going to bed angry
I AM NOT GIL
Especially when mumme usually walk not rush
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Who does he think he is Taylor Swift?
Diaco fever, diaco fever yeah yeah yeah yeah đ¶đ¶
Tomorrow president trump will announce that he will face John Cena at the ple
On top and underneath?
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
We spent the weekend praying for Bill's demise. We should have been more specific.
TCU showing Bill Belichick which state invented this shit put some respect on our name bitch
That's her. I'm just out of frame, laughing.
I went to TCU so while conflicted against rooting for them to win bc briles I can root for UNC to lose hilariously
I don't want to make it weird but I have been telling my Facebook page that one of you is my girlfriend and posting your avatar
Jordon, I'm just saying I wouldn't let TCU score on me like that.
kalen deboer firing up zillow and typing in âchapel hill, ncâ
I haven't successfully made a pass in years
Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
They should have deflated the balls smh
My brother in law is exactly that one guy with glasses and the beard
I'm a TCU alum and I'm giving them the full Robert Fuller ten incher
That's right folks. He's converting
Glen Gary Glen Ross
Yes I went to TCU, no I will not root for them while Kendall briles works there
Left my Felix bobblehead in the sun so now he developed vitiligo
Why would you want to suck Rudy Giuliani's dick?
I should call her
Oh slightly with jury duty next week and the jerk security guys
I found my wallet that I packed up like an idiot during moving houses. Please clap.
Thank a troop for giving us Labor day off.
Comics has always been filled with some truly awful people, but Hank Ketcham is definitely near the top of the list.
Start of my birthday month. Please RSVP to the moose Man 46th annual award in the field of excellence
They're bringing back diet coke with lime soon too
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NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
He's way too attractive to be British
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was flagged down by a woman with beautiful blonde hair and sumptuous red lipstick who had mistakenly missed a left turn at Albuquerque. Upon learning the woman was in fact a cartoon rabbit,
WWE should bring back an Italian guy and name him the ultimate Wario
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, donât you dare suggest such a thing
Well, yeah, of course the monsters loved it.
He seems to excel in low or no expectations but then bc he excels the expectations get astronomical fast
Ty. I don't mean to be woe posting but until I get Internet and everything setup I'm just miserable
On second thought that might not be the worst thing but it would be a hard sell to the boosters given how he left
Love clearing my social calendar for someone who neglects to remember that we had plans
Hard pass
I can't get my cable installed for a few weeks during college football kickoff season. Now I know how the Jewish kids feel on Christmas.
Who was not a cruiserweight
Real ones remember Richie Parker
Moved cities and it's not like anyone hung out with me in my old city but I'm definitely feeling like nobody wants to in my new city either
Post a meme made by you
I would think he's more likely for Arkansas because they're the hogs
Only one man can save Alabama now. He's the top recruiter in the country and he too can be Bama's for the right price... IYKYK #ColonelParker #ColonelRobertParker
The shit libs found the Trump shahada tweet skeet so they ruined it for everyone
JFC having a deaf father is awful. Balancing my having to yell so he can hear vs him thinking I'm yelling at him so he yells back mad at me
I would hope so
Same as it ever was
He's very sensitive. You don't want to rub Cataurus the wrong way.
Dare I use the power of my birthday wish?
If Trump dies I think we should see how committed Gavin is to the bit.
"Reading is your friend. "
Yeah so uhhhh you know the doctors took his brain out and put it back in but uhhh here here's the thing about that
I'm glad they're getting along now
Catalina! Arturo!
Compromis Ă une fin permanente
I'm trying to wager on which current ghoul is going to be the Alexander Haig of this administration
Anyone else up having anxiety? Just moved into our new house and am alone with my thoughts and no Internet
Loomer is trapped right now under his rotting husk , pinned to the mattress desperately trying to reach her phone
Singing ice ice baby to the tune of the theme song to Laverne and Shirley
What if Trump just saw the movie Dave and thinks it was a documentary?
Nothing really but he has no planned appearances this weekend and has not been seen for days
Some call him Mr Labor
When George W passes I won't piss on his grave but I will throw a shoe at it
On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the ShahÄda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
The fat boys in Orderlies
Note to self: pickle Rick every photo from the funeral when it happens
The president went in for a lengthening and a widening but the doctors did all they could and could not stop laughing at his weird smelly penis.
Yes! The rumors are true. Norm Charlatan is a wonderful and funny account. Please follow and retweet to spread awareness.
You can tell this new Trump is a clone because he has an enormous schmeckle unlike the original
Me and the squad when it happens
Prediction: Taylor Swift will wear a white wedding dress but the gloves will be off-white
I'm on some list called transphobes genocide enthusiast and crumbums which is lol
Please refresh my memory on how to do this
Mariners prospect Ryan Sloan is scheduled to start this Saturday in Everett, and if you can, you should take the opportunity to go up and see him: www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...
"Spreadsheets are my kink" ain't no way he excels in the sheets
If my terminology is correct, I'm what is called a power top
So, for the non (or lapsed) wrestling fans, I'm going to explain why this guy is at the centre of the greatest, most agonising, most wholesome pro-wrestling story in years. And it's a story that's about to hit the home stretch.
Or the walk of life music video by dire straits
I'm driving or I'd find the Marge Simpson doing godfather quotes TikTok
Was it your work that had people posting jerreh saying I shidded and farded