Which bathroom does the price of eggs use? Trick question. No one cares about the price of eggs.
Which bathroom does the price of eggs use? Trick question. No one cares about the price of eggs.
He was also the titular inspiration for the 1958 musical, Gigi.
But now ask, “How many more school shootings would we have had without prayers?” Thousands? Millions? Probably billions. More than anyone ever thought possible. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thoughts and prayers for Florida taxpayers.
I cannot believe how smarmy that guy is. Ever seen anything like it.
I’ve been in the basement of my parents house on a couch praying for a job and now the administration wants to take away my benefits? How disrespectful of my faith and the power of prayer.
Spends tens of thousands on weapons. Also complains about the cost of eggs not being affordable.
“We’ll throw you a rope after you throw us one ID from column A and a second from column B!”
That picture reminded me of Weekend at Bernie’s.
Classic overcharging. Felony for a $5 foot long.
I have a great boss. Everyone loves him. But if I said something like this at work, I’d be referred for psychiatric evaluation.
Alternate headline “72% see online false info as a major threat while 28% believe the world is flat because it said so in their feed”.
It’s a swap like a mugging is a swap.
GOP thinking: Clearly the way to stop this is to shut down NPR.
That’s a weird because I’ve never met the guy and I’ve seen him behave inappropriately dozens of times.
Didn’t he receive leave from the court to do that? I remember something like that.
No bill could be a little embarrassing.
Sounds like the old process. New process is the director gets the number from the White House. Then the 40 people load it up. Admittedly that is an easier way to improve the numbers. Improving an economy is a ton of work.
Like the end of a bad horror movie, the psycho killer (played here by the Biden economy) keeps coming back from certain death to keep killing. How did this villain escape certain destruction? The demon transferred his soul into another vessel. The chairman of the fed. A classic tale. /s
What would you call that style? Brothel baroque?
Oppo research and using it isn’t a plot. It’s a campaign.
I think he’s implying Christoper Steele (Brit) / Fusion GPS (US) was the Russian group that Hillary hired?
If only Powell had the power to lower our interest rates in the Epstein debacle.
Step 1: send letters. Step 2: Step 3: profit!
lol the lies are changing so fast that by the time this airs the “Trump kicked him out of mar a lago for being too weird. True story.” story was already debunked by Trump who says he cut off Epstein for hiring away “the help”.
That’s the point of social media.
I mean, and I can’t believe I’m thinking this, but if Trump is lying to us here so obviously, could something else he told us also have been bullshit? I don’t know what to think. Like is it possible the riot I watched unfold live on TV wasn’t a day of love? I’m lost and confused. /s
I think government employees already enjoy protection from civil liability for anything related to their job duties. Which makes sense. Government actions can have winners and losers. The immunity decision kind of blew up accountability because the president can pardon and he’s immune.
When he gives exact numbers is his tell that he’s lying. “Clinton went uh 28 times”. Riiiiight. That’s basically Trump saying “I had a private bungalow on the island”.
A sitting president sues a credible news outlet over an unflattering story and you describe it as raising *potential* 1A concerns? Ah the incredible irony of your pussyfooted word selection. What happened to you, USA Today?
Possible Trump logic: “Jeffrey kept hiring away the undocumented workers so the real crime here is that Epstein hired illegals! The worse of the worst. I knew some of these people.”
He’s going to pardon them all. And they know it. The last few months of the administration, specifically from the first Wednesday in November to January 19th, will be a cash grab of epic proportions.
That’s all fake and he’s 6’3” 225.
The art of the deal looks like a Jackson Pollock.
So there’s a list? Got it.
Let’s assume Powell said that. If the country is doing well, we don’t need to cut rates.
I never expected anything to stick to this guy but I underestimated or forgot about the inertia of the pedo conspiracy in MAGA. I’m buying (pop)corn futures in advance of an inevitable pardon.
Ok I’ll give him credit. I laughed out loud at the “Obama owes me big” comment. I needed a laugh.
They should keep bombing until all those horrible ideas are dead. Yeah good luck with that.
Every time he calls Obama “Barack *Hussein* Obama” we should be referring to him as “Donald *twice impeached and convicted felon* Trump.”
No way this ends like watergate. Watergate ended with a resignation ahead of a threat of removal via impeachment. Trump’s not leaving on his own and the GOP isn’t ever making him. With a tremendous sense of irony that is lost to them, he’s the cross they’re dying on.
Are we still talking about this? The NYT published this article over 4 minutes ago. /s
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I’d like to congratulate the president for using sordid correctly in a sentence.
Biden is a catholic. Catholics used to worship in Latin. Origin discovered.
Have we check with El Salvador? Maybe he (was) moved there.
Hahaha don’t get on the naughty list or daddy will give armaments to your opposition in a war! Haha! Buy $Trump coin after sanctions are lifted and stay off the list! Haha!
Insiders also report that Trump appears close to finally realizing that water is wet.
I bought my jets last tax year. Bad break for me.
“Officials said he has an active arrest warrant in Mexico for his involvement in organized crime and trafficking firearms, ammunition, and explosives and is believed to be an affiliate of the Sinaloa Cartel.” Save the outrage for someone else.
Garry, the President is playing chess while you’re playing…. Ok bad example.
“Howard Lutnick, the Commerce secretary, wrote in a post on X that “if another country sells their content through products exported by Vietnam to us — they’ll get hit with a 40 percent tariff.” In other words expect anyone in that area with a tariff over 40% to move their goods through Vietnam.
When she said “leader”, l assume she meant “Dear Leader”. She needs to correct that before she’s “el salvadored”.
“We are no longer detecting any changes in the global methane levels thanks to the brave leadership of President Trump. This is the first administration in history to bring detected levels of methane rise to zero.” - Karoline Leavitt any day now.
Where does heaven get it from? Can someone ask him please?
Maco?
He didn’t thank me for my attention to that matter. I’m feeling really unappreciated.
When my kids were little, I enrolled them in an after school enrichment program so I didn’t have to pick them up until 4. Are we at risk of getting deported to Sudan?
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Is she still here?
The winner claiming the voting is crooked as hell seems to imply a lack of self awareness, no?
What’s her job? I forget.
“Secretary of Beers, Bros and Beatdowns! 🇺🇸🔥🖕” I’m joking, but millions would support that. And that’s no joke.
I don’t want to compare my finishing the Tuesday NYT crossword with winning World War II but they’re basically the same thing. It was very hard for me, and while confident, I doubted the outcome when I started. So, same thing.
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I guess we know where the Epstein files are.
Alleged. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
He means a wearable health device like an Apple Watch or an Aura ring. They can track things like your heart rates, temperature or the movements of your citizenry. All must wear one…
He’s angry because he sees this as ruining his chances of getting the Noble Peace prize for having dropped the bombs on Saturday. I wish I could add an ‘/s’ to this but sadly I cannot.
We can do whatever we want with Iran, Greenland, Panama, etc but if we F up the World Cup, the rest of the world will never speak to us again. I mean like *never*.
Why would god need us to protect Israel? Can’t he kind of do that on his own?
It didn’t happen at all levels because the conspiracy was so overwhelming. The only way to stop it in the next election is 1) to place faith in God and 2) buy more trump merch. #1 is optional.
He’ll only hear that voice from above if it’s placing an order for his shitcoin.
Grand Teton national Park.
Trade deal <> extortion.
Goddamit, Joe Biden. Stop doing these bad things to good people!
“No, no one isn’t cherry picking because your boss is deporting all of the people willing to do that. But back to my question…”
You know where they have alot of bricks? Home Depot. Right next to all of those MS-13 gang members who hang out in the parking lot pretending to be day laborers. How convenient. /s.
He likes the optics of being behind the presidential desk and everyone else flitting around him.
I have this weird feeling that when arguing pretrial detention, they’ll cite his recent extended stay out of the country and thus presents a flight risk.
No one could have seen this coming. Also, if you had 137 days in the office pool, swing by my desk and get your cash.
It’s kind of a serious question. Who’s left that wants to buy a Tesla? That group is getting smaller and smaller.
And I don’t think Elon is getting a pardon for anything he might have participated in. Trump is the pettiest.
Is this just for residents, or will one get a ticket if one is caught driving through Idaho with visible truck nuts? Asking for a friend. And if so, they really would need a large sign disclosing this at the borders. Like how Singapore has that sign about chewing gum.
I can’t stand Trump, but I have to defend him here. The dumber the country is, the better it is for today’s Republican Party.
Trump’s supporters like him because he ignores the status quo. But he also wants to do things the quick and easy way. He hates things that take a lot of time and a lot of work.(Eg everyone needs a day in court? Gawd, what a pain in the ass...)That’s why he has all those injunctions.
It’s starting to feel like an Enron situation.
Why wouldn’t these investors just buy bitcoin? Something else at play here.
I expect there’s a story breaking about drug use in the Trump Whitehouse so they can play the “not a big deal” card.
Yeah I have trouble refilling my meds on holidays too.
Military school grad here. Can confirm locking knees is bad. Poor guy lol. Never did it. But lived in fear it could happen. Even more likely if you’re massively hung over. Free tip. You’re welcome.
Not telling you how to do your job, but maybe you could report instead when there’s a deportation that happened legally. That would be a big time saver for all of us.
“We have illegal murderer gang member aliens getting abortions. We’re gonna a stop supporting these vicious criminals by stopping abortions. They’re also getting gender reassignment treatments and writing OpEds. So we should probably stop those too. These people are vicious murderers.”
So the message is to Putin, if you don’t work something out you’re all on your own? I think that’s what Putin wants here.
That’s why he was up doing it. Throw around accusations and the perception of what you’re actually doing gets diluted. I’d take this as a sign he’s really trying to keep the plane.
Omg so glad he’s not one of my kids. That attitude. I’d die.
He’s gonna be pissed when he reads that someone posted that.
Why are you yelling at me? I’m literally right here.
