Disgraced former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani suffered a fractured vertebra in a car crash this weekend. You're getting closer, God. But your aim is a bit off. The ORANGE crumudgeon, not the pasty-white asshole.
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Disgraced former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani suffered a fractured vertebra in a car crash this weekend. You're getting closer, God. But your aim is a bit off. The ORANGE crumudgeon, not the pasty-white asshole.
Gavin is on a roll lately. Teach those damn hypocrites like this dipshit.🔥
Labor Day wishes from Gov. Newsom, in only the way he and his team can do it. 😄
That “Diet of a first grader” part made me laugh out loud.
I love photographing dragonflies. They're not easy to get close to, but when you do, you can get a pretty amazing photo.
I think that's the one!
Let's hope so. Or maybe she has another bout of chlamydia or gonorrhea going on.
Oh, look. He's fine. The White House says so. Nothing to see here. 😂
Got a rare grass-sploot shot of Mooch this afternoon. 🥰🐶
Don't know if this is legit, but felt I should share it with y'all, anyway. 🤞⏱️🪦⚰️
That's a good kitty!
There ya go. Or tossed off the Grand Canyon. They'd follow right over, like the lemmings they are.
Donald Trump's grave site will be the most visited gender-neutral bathroom ever.
All it needs is a big bottle of hand sanitizer on top of the tombstone.
Absolutely. Tear it all down and start over.
Oh, snap! We WILL, Gavin! 🙏😄
The GOP majority of Congress is complicit in Trump's burning of America to the ground. We must replace these lazy, greedy asswipes and be able to defend ourselves against this authoritarian regime. Check out my thoughts about this here: themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/the-gop-as...
Yep, I still don't give a damn if people are offended by swearing or not. That's their hangup, not mine. I raised my children to be kind, empathetic people. I'll put the way they treat others up against any religious person who's been raised in church from birth into adulthood.
Tick-tock, Motherfucker... ⏱️🪦⚰️
Another bullshit lie from Traitor Trump. DC is not crime-free until he and his criminal regime are gone.
Mexico never paid for the wall, but they'll gladly pay for his funeral.
Lock that bald, Nazi lab rat up!
Got my sign ready for today's Labor Day Protest. You can steal this idea if you wanna. It will likely get a bit of attention.
Certainly beats working at the diner all day for her man, bringing home her pay for love. I guess she’s giving it a shot. Eleven and Bon Jovi Jr. are living my dream. I've wanted to do this same thing for years. If my Mouthy Renegade Writer earnings allow me to do this someday, I'm doing it.
The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Morning-Coffee Musings, Labor Day Edition:
MAGA is a cult, and Trump is a child rapist. And you're a dick if you're supporting him.
It does feel that way. Human beings are the worst species on Earth.
I don't think they have that capability. It's all about their racist, bigoted, child-rapist idol. Sick bastards and traitors, every one of them.
Trump doesn't commit an impeachable offense for a few days, and we all just assume he's dead.
MAGA ICE agents sure pivoted from hating masks five years ago to embracing them.
Par for the course for the party of hypocrisy.
I got 99 problems, but Cracker Barrel's stupid fucking logo ain't one.
How about you? Do you love your children more than your guns?
BREAKING NEWS: The world is in mourning, as Donald Trump is spotted alive.
Our best hope is that Trump is taking his medical advice from RFK Jr.
We don't want your religion in our schools or government. Non-negotiable.
Trump makes everything white trash. Classless dick.
Late dinner, but it's been worth the wait. Dad's Italian meatloaf with baked potatoes, garlic bread, cheesy broccoli, and Caesar salad. 🥰
Kristi Noem: "I do know that LA wouldn't be standing today if President Trump hadn't taken action." Riiiiiight. And I do know that Elvis would still be alive if she hadn't killed her puppy. 🙄
Another bearded MAGA pedo, and NOT a drag queen. See a pattern here, Y'all Qaeda?
Can I get a heart on this one? Absolutely true.
These MAGA dirt clods are so damn stupid. And have dogshit souls. No wonder they jerk off to an obese 79-year-old orange, racist, bigoted prick who wears diapers.
Traitor Trump would have been easy to flip in Russia, back in '87. He was desperate for money to save his businesses and has the ethics and morals of a shitfaced sailor on weekend leave. Agent Krasnov was born in 1987.
The numbers don't lie, but the Trump administration and Faux News do constantly. 🖕😡🖕
It is certain. Anyone on MAGA's side want to care about child rape and not support the rapist?
Truly. And we're coming for you.
You can pretend you don't see me at the grocery store. We don't have to do this. 😄
Someone show this to that orange fucksickle in The White House. Better yet, grab him by the diaper and throw him out. Or haul his ass to prison.
Not all heroes wear capes. Or can even walk, yet. 😂
Just a little review for today:
Oh, those were just stock photos I found. I also just saw Ep.9 last night. What an episode that was. I think the finale is next week!
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask the guy who sounds like Marge Simpson's sisters during a bout of COVID.
Your lives can improve, MAGA. You just need to put your religious beliefs on the back burner and focus on common sense things and education. Meh. Unlikely. 🙄
No WAY. It's true!
The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Morning-Coffee Musings, Sunday Edition:
Netflix co-founder donates two million dollars toward Gov. Gavin Newsom's redistricting campaign. Ok, perhaps I'll keep that subscription going. But stop raising the damn rates on us.
I don't blame you a bit, Pal. Captain Grabby-Hands doesn't believe in consent.
I hope that infuriates him enough to cause his end.
I'll never let this go until he's rotting in prison or in a coffin. Whichever comes first.
Dude, he misspelled "twat." What a delusional fuckwit. Someone invoke the 25th Amendment and toss him out of the White House by his diaper.
GOOD. Fuck the federal government at this point. I wouldn't listen to a damn thing those rejects have to say about medical topics and science.
If Mooch could drive. Looks like her, too. 😆🐶
Ashli Babbitt wasn't a patriot. She was a traitor. Her loss of "Fuck Around and Find Out" on January 6th doesn't warrant a hero's funeral.
I’ve had people tell me that they won’t read my articles on Substack because the platform allows alt-right postings. That’s fine. But I’m not leaving. I don’t sweat Nazi chickenshits. My message will be heard. My 1.6 million views a month will affect real change. I don't run from Nazi cowards.
One of the many clowns in the Ding-a-ling's circus. Nobody in his cabinet is qualified, talented, or decent human beings.
It's unreal that in 2025, we have to be telling people that vaccines are good and that slavery was bad. The Trump administration is evil. Fuck every one of them who enable and encourage his shitty agenda while pushing their own selfish, traitorous ones.
Hell fucking yes, and I'm not surprised. Rep. Jasmine Crockett is one of the most educated, sharpest members of the House I've observed. Texas and our country need more people like her to unseat these MAGA dick-smacks.
#neverforget
Randle knows. But Trump is in denial.
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He would sure be an expert about those born to be career criminals, now wouldn't he? Fuck ALL the way off, Puke Gaslighter. The Force is NOT with you. 🖕😡🖕
I love that thought for JD Prance! 😄🤜🤛
Was hoping to hear news like this about Cankles McTacoTits, but no such luck. Yet. ⏱️💀⚰️🪦
BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt says we should pray more. Deal. I pray every day for her resignation, for real gun laws, and for leaders who do more than thoughts and prayers. A fucking men.
The amount of money we give Israel makes America an accomplice in genocide. No country on this planet should be participating in ethnic cleansing. Especially so-called Christian nations. Jesus would not be impressed by your hypocrisy and your murderous actions.
Ohhhh, this one is badass. You cannot "babysit" your own children just because you're the day. Both parents should take an equal interest in them. I shouldn't even have to say this.
Hell fucking yes. Fight the fascists who wish to control your every move. We will push love and refuse to accept their hate.
Awww. 40 years later!
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THIS is what we gave an Einstein visa to. Unreal.
I have all of my fingers and toes crossed for this to be true. It seemed to be the big news all over the internet this morning. I decided I'd write a humor piece about it. Here's hoping for an end to this nightmare: themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/p/weekend-at...
Actually, true. No matter how badly the Talibangelicals want it to be. Get fucked, Y'all Qaeda. 🖕😡🖕
I have it ready. Maybe this is the weekend? 🤞
My Bride: "What are the neighbors' names again? The couple next door? Me: "Bentley and Molly." Mai: "Not the dogs, their owners." Me: "Why the hell would I know THAT?"
This infuriates the hell out of me. I hope you feel the same. This incompetent bullshit of the Trump Crime Syndicate has to end. People are dying and lives are being ruined because of this lawless fuckery.
It's been about a decade too long. Hopefully, it's coming to an end soon.
He has a golf course in Virginia? Christ, how many does he own? Meanwhile, people are sick, hungry, and unhoused. 🤬
Trump hasn't been seen in public for days and has no public events scheduled through Labor Day Weekend. People speculate that his declining health could be the cause. Or maybe he met a new girlfriend and is laying low at a McDonald's play area.
I'd pay to see THAT show. 😆
If they hope to keep their jobs, governors everywhere had better get Mouthy and fight back against fascism.
Oh man, don't play with my emotions like this. Is this finally it? Is The Fuckening upon us? ⚰️🪦⚱️🤞
OH NO, NOT THAT! They'd better send the checks back to their stupid orange president. MAGAs HATE socialism! 😂
She’s a joke, just like the rest of the fuckwits in Traitor Trump’s crime syndicate.
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I can only hope the same for Trump. And soon. And that he's forgotten even more than Rush. Both are pieces of shit. They won't be missed by anyone with a damn.
Pretty solid first attempt at shrimp and crab Lo Mein. The family agrees. Excellent taste, solid flavoring, and a spicy enough kick that most would enjoy. I can do better, but I'm pleased with Seafood Lo Mein 1.0. 🍜
Being a constant hater must take years off the average MAGA's life. Good.
This is very necessary, right about now.
My main take on Taylor Swift's engagement is that Charlie Kirk is a loser who should fuck right off.