I’m still old. I still think I’m funny. Did I mention old?
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Not just stole the hat, but then posted publicly that everyone should just get over it, survival of the fittest, if you don’t like it I’ll sue you, tough luck kid, etc. etc. Hopefully his company’s present and potential clients see it differently. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
That should go without saying. If anything, it’s also present day and not just historically.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
The moment you left the house your wife’s migraine disappeared and she then cracked open a pint of Ben & Jerry’s AmeriCone Dream while watching some poorly dubbed K-Drama on Netflix. Or maybe that was my wife. So sorry.
Whoa.
It’s a great story. Inspiring. Except the actual police report shows it to be typical Rudy bullshit. The police were attending to a domestic violence situation on one side of the road when the accident happened on the other side. Giuliani’s car was rear ended by another driver.
Simon BarSinister? 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Only an idiot lies when the truth is so easily proven. An idiot whose cult believes anything they’re spoon fed. You know, the poorly educated.
Good.
Well then who the hell is THIS?!?!
Eh, still a traitor.
That’s what he says right before his diaper overflows.
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
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They’re not? So then where does Whopper Jr. come from?
And…?
It’s my second favorite old man thing to say. My first? I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.
Crematorium ovens operate at less than 2,000° Fahrenheit. That’s less than half a musk box.
And takes anything that’s not nailed down. If you shake his hand count your fingers after.
Why are they in a Ronco machine?
And I’m kinda closeted too.
Maybe they could be deployed elsewhere? Maybe someplace they’re needed? Like that old saying, If they can pick up trash they can pick ripe tomatoes. www.newsweek.com/ice-immigrat...
Funnier with every post.
I’d settle for a less treasonous one.
Two in the morning? Our country’s “president”?
Which Laura Ingraham? The one with the sieg heil salute? That one?
Of course, in real life, they’d just shoot the bull and bill the farmer the cost of the bullets.
Some Americans? Some? Try thousands. Maybe more.
This has GOT to be fake, right? Right? www.wral.com/news/local/s...
He’s the modern day Mengele. Never saw an opportunity to experiment on children he didn’t like. You know, like in Samoa.
Yup.
Kinda like being anti-abortion while taking away access to sex education and birth control which greatly reduce the need for abortion.
This woman should be more famous, and PepsiCo should be sponsoring whatever scholarships she creates. “Vandyck currently directs a program for first-generation, disabled & low-income students at Beloit College, in addition to owning a Performance Coaching Agency.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijua...
I’m confused? How can simply forcing American importers to pay more for items raise prices? What’s next? Deporting farm workers will raise prices too? Come on now.
“Uh, yes. After take ballots away, maybe should make no more missile or tank, okay mister?”
Treat him like a king? Sure, no problem. “Here king!”
Well, in the poor guy’s defense, he was distracted trying to see the nearest sofa. Those two chairs just weren’t doing it for him.
Reason number 49,567,552 why we have to vote out of office every single republican we can. The choice should be easy. Our children’s lives or gun manufacturer’s profits.
We should be so lucky.
He’d like to be known as the Dictator In Chief, or DIC.
I’d imagine when you tell your fellow Canadians what we deal with down here they may not even believe you. $9,600 yearly for two people before the copays, the $3,000 deductible, and the “shared costs”.
You had me at salmon, feasting, chubby, and buffet.
What a cheap date. Only cost him twenty five grand for her soul. www.citizensforethics.org/reports-inve...
The fine to be imposed during sentencing should equal whatever those disgusting “christians” donate to her. Then a few months community service cleaning homeless shelters. “…raised over $800,000 on the Christian fundraising platform” apnews.com/article/woma...
Good. apnews.com/article/russ...
🚨The National Guard is now picking up trash in D.C. These images will not make recruiting brochures.
But he’s not saying Nobel committee, he’s literally pronouncing it Noble committee. You know, like a schmuck.
Fancy. Must be nice.
I don’t think you realize just how much we pay for health insurance BEFORE deductibles and copays. I’d bet good cash money single payer healthcare costs considerably less than what we have here.
I’m thinking she’s Santos in drag.
Yeah, that sounds nice, but I betcha you’re paying about half a percent more in taxes than you should be for that socialism there with the less stress and the no medical debt bankruptcies along with the no pre approvals and stuff. At least I’m free to pay for insurance plus deductibles and copays.
Idiots.
I guess I’ll be flying to Canada for a visit.
“The 11-year-old's grandmother…identified…as Michelle, spoke out in defense of the couple…"I just want people to know, we did not know this was happening. None of us. They've made my daughter and my son-in-law a monster. They are not. They love those children. They love them” Jail the grandma too!
WebMD said I have cancer of the cancer. I think they cancel each other out.
And charge them with what? Breaking a nonexistent law? How’s about if I take a dump on a trump flag in Macy’s window at noon? What’ll that get me?
He really does have resting dumbface, doesn’t he?
Indeed.
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Maybe if I pretend to believe in a hell right before I croak I can get the top bunk right above the orange idiot’s bed. Because nothing would be better than an eternity busting his chops nonstop.
Stand your ground, castle doctrine, or just good old common sense?
ICE agent, or proud boy gang member?
Don’t worry. I’ll be right behind you and I’ll bring the newspaper clippings. And the champagne. By the way, where are we gonna end up?
There will be worldwide celebrating come the day we learn he woke up dead, hopefully after choking on his own phlegm while soiling himself. We’ll see millions around the globe dancing in the streets, banging pots and pans, and crying tears of joy.
No need for an apology. Anything involving participants or visitors being invited from other countries should be held elsewhere until this “president” stops kidnapping people and throwing them in concentration camps. Sorry world, but we’re xenophobicly cruel now. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
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Those who loudly criticize often make the biggest impact, and among them, Trump stands out as the loudest voice.
Only a battery, then muffins? That’s a win win in my book.
Way to go, San Francisco!! 👏👏
Who’s writing for him? Smigel, Mulaney, Ross? Friggin genius!
Start walking around with your blouse pulled up to your armpits. Worked for me, and I don’t care that I’m not allowed in ShopRite anymore.
Another one? What’s this make, about 45,789,337 so far?
Good. He’s actually doing something other than reading a strongly worded response while wearing grandma’s glasses.
I couldn’t sleep for a week afterwards.
Lemme know when you repost one.
Perfect Refrigerator Shot. How about them apples, Putin and Trump. Sure looks mighty weird with Russia breaking the truce every time. Time for MASSIVE PENALTIES WITHHOLDING BILLIONS OF RUSSIAN FUNDS. They will pay attention then. scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-...
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Have the dehumidifier tank empty into a humidifier so each one can take care of the other. Once that’s accomplished, don’t forget to place a heater and window air conditioner in another room. Each one will cancel the other out, so free electricity. You can’t lose!
Billy Joel Hippie Fest The Police Philip Glass Queen Also spent time with the late great Joey Molland before a concert, telling us stories about the early days when George Harrison asked him “Do you like playing Come And Get It? Do you? Because you’ll be playing it for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!”
Poor guy.
What did you expect from the Doofus In Chief, also known as the DIC?
Makes perfect sense. The last thing you’d want is a crosswalk that helps protect people crossing the street. Who’d want such a thing? usa.streetsblog.org/2022/04/22/s... reasonstobecheerful.world/safer-street... www.masteringpublicspace.org/art-painted-...
Okay okay, I just choked laughed. Too early for this.
This is EXACTLY how I’d like tax dollars to be spent. Making our country better for all of us, not being funneled into someone’s third yacht fund.
Reading the words “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it” so many decades ago meant nothing to me. Just a quote from a philosopher. Boy was I wrong.
“trump says the important thing is that he made a buck...ignores the father of 5 who lost his business when a trump casino didn’t pay for cabinets…the minimum wage workers that a trump resort cheated out of…overtime.” usw.org/billionaire-... theweek.com/articles/783... apnews.com/article/10bb...
I just assumed it was more like this.
Across the pond, to trump is to break wind. To release the vapors. Baking an air biscuit. A fluffer doodle. A barking spider. A fart.
Republican states rising murder rates are a plus. Just gives them more opportunities to execute the innocent.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
For some reason this pinned post was deleted, so let’s just post it again, shall we? President Biden accomplished 12 years of work in one single term. No whining. No crying. No complaining. Just nose to the grindstone hard work.
Damn! Who is his writer?
If grandpa was illiterate.
