To each their own. I think he does farts, dick jokes, and smoking pot with cunning depth and intelligence. I do hope that he will surprise and delight you by taking the high road -- no pun intended -- with the Muppets.
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To each their own. I think he does farts, dick jokes, and smoking pot with cunning depth and intelligence. I do hope that he will surprise and delight you by taking the high road -- no pun intended -- with the Muppets.
That's three tricks.
Brilliant! And with a burning man and a freezing man on the calendar, I will hold the first Just Right Festival where you eat porridge and go straight to bed.
Robotics experts everywhere jotting in their notebooks... no hats.
There once was a man from wait wait, who after his last expirate, for his humor and grace, we won't call him fuckface, we will mourn him quite rightly as great
Hulk Hogan obit says he "...won at least six WWE championships...", he beat this guy, he lost to that guy. No, it was all scripted. Why do they treat it as real? Gene Hackman's obit didn't say he was a narcotics detective, Western sheriff, basketball coach, blind hermit, and Superman's nemesis.
My Bluesky account and my recently acquired followers prove that I am both a member of the reality-based community and a magnet for smokin' hot Asian chicks.
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Hey puppers!
That + a spouse who insists on organic = bye bye retirement
I hope to be around to see it too. Viva la spite!
Wishing you well and hoping for a full recovery. But, you know, things may get even stupider.
The Washington Epsteins. The Cleveland Epsteins. GET IT DONE!!!
Never gonna
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I love that sentiment. Even better if the front of the shirt read, "To the person in front of me, whoever you are, whatever your story, you are in my way. Make up your mind already. I'm thirsty. Remember that."
Spare us the fake outrage.
We would like to commission an international study on the ability of Western police agents and gun nuts to breathe in one of these masks but not the other. Fascinating.
To the young girl trying to fill his mouth and eyes with fecal bacteria and infectious pathogens, I salute you!
Shit! An actual beneficial side effect of Sean Duffy's incompetence and I can't make it. Not because I'm driving though 😶
Just predictable
Right! If tariffs worked the way that nobody but the administration insists they work, this would be seen as a celebration of all the money we're taking in. They lie so sloppily. It's embarrassing.
Insurance adjuster: What was in the stolen purse? K.N.: Cash. Yeah, lots of cash. Like, uh, five hunnnnn... twoooooooo... THREE THOUSAND DOLLA!!! Three thousand, that's it, yeah.
Hick condescension is right on the money. The sophisticated and therefore correct condescending is to say that Cardinals will now decide whether to continue his approach or call it a day, say we had a good run, distribute the money to their sex trafficking victims, and disperse to the rest stops.
No check mark. Yes A butterfly with a big Dick.
Butt ugly
I think that one may go more like, "Oh Lord, why don't you take your break now. Take an hour off. Nothing to see here. We're good. Amen."
This prayer (ugh) in her book, “Dear Lord, we pray that you may use us as vessels of truth; ... We pray for the virtue of honesty. May our words always be truthful and trustworthy.” is all you need to hear from this grifter. You wanna be truthful? Be truthful. There!
Words of wisdom: "Probably" ain't enough for a guilty verdict.
And magnets won't hold a torta on the fridge door.
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
This
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Yah, you're probably right. He probably secretly bet on the vaccinated guy.
And wtf is the Director of HHS doing sitting ringside at a UFC event? Does he condone repeated blows to the head and oxygen starvation as healthy activities? He ought to be stopping the fights. Not stooging for the.
Pathetic.
I'm sorry, not a big deal? It's a big deal as a succinct illustration of this administration's idiocy. Bigger still because you take away my coffee, nothing else matters.
Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. 1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
“In 2012, in Arizona v United States, the highest court in the land ruled that “as a general rule, it is not a crime for a removable alien to remain in the United States”. Got that? Not. A. Crime.” From my new Guardian op-ed:
Thank you Senator. I have not been so moved and so inspired in a long time. I have felt only the faintest glimmers of hope since the election. And they are always rapidly extinguished by the next outrage; the next show of cowardice by lawyers, journalists, your colleagues. This feels different. 🙏
Holy crap, that's right. I forgot about their precious squirrel.
Tim Kaine just blew my mind.
Opinion | Vance’s posturing in Greenland was not just morally wrong. It was strategically disastrous - The Guardian
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
Recommended reading: www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-thi....
Calling @theauthorguy.bsky.social. #waffles!
What I love about bluesky. One of my comments got a like from worldnetwork.bsky.social. I checked out their posts and within a minute learned of this incredible place that I would never have known about nor could I have even imagined it existed.
I love Love LOVE this book. $1.99 is like a cheap hairpiece -- A small price toupee -- for such a masterpiece.
I feel it upon me. And you know what? I probably deserve it.
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
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Yes. From Canada. Chucky wan Canucky.
I dunno. This is what I see
Need. gonna NEED a lot more puppies. Dang it.
Ep1: "good/entertaining" Ep2: "good/entertaining" Ep3: "good/ I need to go play with puppies now" Ep4: "good/ we’re gonna a lot more puppies"
Me: meet my friend, Hieronymous. Hieronymous: Hi Me: And his little brother, Loweronymous Loweronymous: Hello
They're eating the soup of the people that live there! I feel like I'm in a rut today.
Sorry. I know we're not helping.
They're eating the babies of the people that live there!
The Apple of my eye is the potato of my sole.
Saw Kumail Nanjiani live yesterday at the taping of his upcoming special. If you get the chance to see him live, I highly recommend it. Hilarious! Otherwise, def look for the special when it airs.
eh...
With snatch and cobra in the first sentence, methinks there is more than just waffles in the subtext.
Agreed. Content creators should get to know the Spike Jones catalog.
I'd like to bring this video to your attention. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyco... It's doing pretty significant numbers for what it is, so while I understand sharing it won't make a difference for those knee-deep in the cult of personality, I'd say it has a better-than-average chance of resonating.
Like the songbird full of seeds I poop when and where I please And I whistle joyfully There’s more room for seeds in me!
Following!
And on the day that connections gave me this gift to share in the comments:
It's just a theory. There is a competing theory that he was made of sawdust all along.
This lends an interesting perspective to my last repost. Still, threatening to resign surely wasn't a bluff. Sassoon had to be prepared to follow through.
I get the refusal and admire it. But I don't get the resigning. Wouldn't it be better to make them fire you? If you resign, it seems it will be that much easier to fill the opening with the next lickspittle in line at the Federalist Society.
[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
Where that at?
The instant I became an Eagles fan.
Sure, them too. If only they had done a better job the votes would have been there. Unfortunately, they were right about it getting worse.
Why stop blaming anybody? Every single vote for Trump, every single vote withheld from Kamala in protest is equally blameworthy. Blame the white voters and the Muslim voters and the Arab voters. Blame the women and African Americans. Blame them all and don’t stop blaming them. Nobody gets a pass.
Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
Waffles... go stale... ??? 🤔
Dear Lord, if you wish me to profit obscenely from this grift, send the sign of silence... Thy will be done.
What you didn't know, Tammie subsist on thousands of eggs daily.
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Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?
We will never let Trump and MAGA rewrite the truth about what happened on January 6, 2021. We've put together a mini-documentary that goes through not only what happened on the 6th, but before and in the aftermath of that infamous day. Watch and share 'A Coup In Plain Sight':
Add one more to the list
And hosen of leder he wore.
I hope Joe acts on this. We deserve the naked truth. 🦋💙🦋
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The shameless toadying bowl... a.k.a The Christopher Moore's Anima Rising available in book stores May '25 Bowl.
You had me. Until I zoomed in on the barcode label. Then you had me again. Two hads for the price of one.
Bob (at deli counter): Wizza doona motta yoda? Waitress: Are you familiar with nasal decongestants?
Apex Rickroll!
Brilliant!
I found the other antler! Oh, wait...
"I'm safe" he says. The useful idiot clearly doesn't get it.