This is what I expected it to be like when I grew up and all I got was a bunch of bullshit. 🫤
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This is what I expected it to be like when I grew up and all I got was a bunch of bullshit. 🫤
If the headline tomorrow isn’t “Chiefs get Waxed in Brazil” then I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore.
Losing Worthy clearly shook things up, but if losing him is all it takes for the offense to look like a bag of smashed assholes, it’s gonna be a long year. And secondary play would be nice, any secondary play at all.
That’s really, really bad.
Same as last year. Get all the way to the pit but can’t put the lotion in the basket. 😕
Secondary leaves much to be desired.
Oh good. I thought it was just me. 😂
My first half analysis.
Remember it well. I miss funny, clever SNL.
Strange Royals game. 4-3 win with all runs from homers. A three-run for them and four solo for us. You’d think there would be more than seven runs in a game with five taters.
It looks like Marlon Brando playing Trump. For clarification, I mean what Marlon Brando currently looks like.
Sammich
Counterpoint: Say the three times in front of a mirror. 😬
Deceased. 💀 It was nice knowing you.
Other fun finds were earrings, bullets and teeth. It’s pretty wild what ends up in people’s change jars.
When I worked at a bank in the early 90’s every time the change counter got jammed up it was one of two culprits, fake fingernails or Erotic City tokens.
I actually found it at TJMaxx four years ago along with some other old chiefs. Had to have been sitting in a warehouse somewhere for at least 15 years. We are 14-2 when I wear it. The two being the last SB and the AFC championship against the Bengals. Found a rookie card to complete the shrine. 😂
The next thing coming is, “Now that I’ve kept you safe, you don’t need your guns anymore, so we’re just gonna go ahead and collect those from you.”
Cement shoes in double monk strap. Because the cruelty is the point.
Wheezing 😂
Luke DeCock sounds like the hillbilly cousin of Pepé Le Pew.
1:59 EDT today
I had a stroke. It was a great stroke. Many people are saying they’ve never seen such a great stroke (long, vacant, frozen stare into the camera)……….. Biden!
🎈🎊🎉 she’s the best 🎉🎊🎈
The disinformation never stops. This is clearly Constantinople.
It was so tasty. And the tacos fuuuucked. So good. Thank you!
Is it weird that when I read this I took it as a personal challenge?
First KC Current match for me and @melapoly.bsky.social
I’m so glad she’s feeling better! 🤩
Amazing 👏🏼👏🏼 between this and the Bobby Hill @katiecammm.bsky.social does, we are getting good cartoon coverage.
Fuckin Doyle, am I right?
Sparkley bottle on deck in the fridge. French. Pre tariff. 😂
It was really fun. Wild ride. Enjoy!
He wasn’t seen today and has nothing on his public schedule through the weekend. Also, he hasn’t played golf in three weeks. It’s coming.
Awesome thrift store find today. The 1964 George Dickle commemorative bottle. Their first releases since prohibition. The leather was dyed or painted red and use on Star Trek as “Saurian Brandy” bottles. The I Dream of Jeannie bottle was the 1964 Jim Beam Christmas bottle. It’s my white whale.
Art
I make most of my leftovers into quesadillas. Last week I used copped baby back rib meat, couple cheeses, green chilies and fried onions. 🤌🏼🤌🏼
I always keep a stash of tiny ice cream cones in the beverage fridge for just such occasions.
My analysis of the Nebraska/Cincinnati game: 🥱
I may have spoken too soon.
Chas Nimrod is my new favorite college football player name. Be better if it was Chaz, but I’ll take what I can get.
“Dearest Agnes: We wander the wilderness by dark. People are playing chess and walking their dogs, and every night I worry I shall not return to you. But I must spare my phone battery now for there are no outlets here. Yours &c,”
The existence of the Stubby Claw Hammer has thrown me into a tailspin you guys.
Was that the team that was 36% Hispanic? Don’t forget the 3rd base coach (Canadian) and the bench coach (Dominican). Ope! Almost forgot about the WS MVP (Japanese). Meanwhile your contribution was batting .136.
😂😂😂
Well this was certainly an interesting VM.
Amazing
$736k a year for 42 years. Who the fuck does he think he is, Bobby Bonilla?
Rude, but accurate.
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
I worry constantly about my ailing 84 year old mother. She recently sent me an email with the subject line, Medical News. I thought, welp, this is it. Then the email was all positive news. I was like, girl what are you trying to do to me?! Then I went back to worrying. 😕
I thought the Chiefs got all the calls.
Sure, now he doesn’t like 14-year olds.
When he dies, every single one of these fucksticks are going to act like none of this ever happened.
I probably should not have bought this, but it was $8. It’s weird, but I kind of like it.
He has autographed flags with a sharpie on multiple occasions. 🙃
🥰
This is art.
Unmitigated disaster. It’s hard to win in Seattle, but it shouldn’t be hard to not be embarrassed.
Big if true!
Wow. That’s great. Congrats!
Sure looked like a foul, but should have been doing that in the first place is the question?
“forced to pay me $16,000,000” 🤔🧐
OMG. I snort laughed.
This “Go woke, go broke” things is getting out of hand.
Three gentlemen of distinguished taste.
Get the oatmeal cream pie at Dolce in Prairie Village. It will change your life.
The hat budget on The Gilded Age has to be higher than the entire budget for some shows. The show is literally worth watching just for the hats. 🤩
Continuing with wack ass dreams I’ve been having. Last nights’s featured Bill Belichick as the manager of the Ranch Mart Price Chopper. 🙃
Sammich
The last three days I’ve felt like I’ve been on a constant espresso IV. This can stop any time please. What the fuck man?! 🤨
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Louis, the fat orange baby man, says hello.
Probably would have noticed it if you had incandescent lights. 🫤
I woke up and thought it was Sunday. How is everyone else’s morning going?
We are all Francois
How many people would have changed their vote if they had known this was the future the GOP wanted? 🫤
If you need me between 12-1, no you don’t.
Good call. He seems like the coach who would be all in on this.
What about a corn bread waffle covered in chili?
Part of my dream last night involved the Royals losing 32-0 to the White Sox. 🤨
Looks like you’re gonna have to answer its questions three before you choose your Takis.
I tend to lose power a lot so I got one of these and a teapot (since I make pour over coffee). Inexpensive at larger Asian markets. I got mine at 888. They are also good during the holidays when I tend to run out of burner space on the stove.
10, 15 tops. Like I told my doctor, I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
Better times.
😳
Meanwhile, Jackson is literally the major city you are most likely to be murdered in. 🤷🏻♂️
Epic failure, yes. Intentional, also yes.
Happy birthday 🎈🎂🎁
One time, Godzilla went past our hotel in Kyoto and he was hanging dong and I swear it looked like smooth broccoli.
Truer words were never spoken. (I actually have know idea what that means)
