Jon Lindemann
@mrdiamondj.bsky.social
π¨π¦ | π±π· #VideoGames Nerd & Podcaster (@radiofreenintendo.bsky.social), Cat Enthusiast, Sports Fan.
created April 25, 2024
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Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Developers lose source code. It happens. Especially with old games. There was no GitHub back then, no cloud storage. Stuff was saved on physical hard drives in PCs, which could fail, get lost during an office move, etc.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the old school D, personally. Wait what
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
"This is unsettling and unprecedented!" for the 80th time, and then nobody does a goddamn thing and watches it happen. Thanks for nothing
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopeful
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
The gang's all here LET'S GOOOO
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't get it. Trading Parsons is neither a "win now" move, nor a "win later" move (because who knows how the first round picks will pan out). It's just a "don't win" move.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social)
@nron10.bsky.social No idea what the Cowboys are thinking, but hey, Packers certainly benefit.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social)
ESPN gave my fantasy football draft an "A" grade. Let's see if that actually translates into W's this season...
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. But hey, good work if you can get it, amirite? π
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah they're "content partners", and have been since 2013 variety.com/2021/digital...
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it makes sense, right? I could see Twitter saying, "NFL promises to use Twitter as its only microblogging platform during the duration of this contract". And Twitter still has the greatest reach, so the NFL doesn't care.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume this is due to some contractual agreement between the NFL and then-Twitter, since they used to broadcast games (and maybe still do).
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for clarifying, assumed this was a Super Mario RPG reference
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I dislike anything that either denies people exist, or goes overboard on trying to explain why/how people exist or justify their existence. People are just there, man. It doesn't have to be examined too much. Just keep it moving.
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
Hey everyone, youβve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what? Iβm running for California State Assembly! Now, I donβt like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 weβll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably not a lot of money to be made in EVO.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
"We're referring to Intel as a Collective...Firm."
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
3D was a mistake, as it begat Bubsy 4D
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't even bring that in here if it's not crippling
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that text after "2025" translate to "we promise"?
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
This doesn't tell me that Jira sucks, or that they're incompetent. It just tells me that they have a small team that communicates effectively.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Not surprised. Removing his opinion from the room and dealing directly with the development team will probably make everything a lot easier.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Rod Fergusson is basically The Wolf of the game industry.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. I don't even complain any more. I just eat the monopoly
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes me laugh because it's essentially EA FC now...it ships as a buggy mess and then they take 6-8 months to get it to where it should have been at launch. Then you have maybe 4 months where it's good, then they release the next one. π€¦ββοΈ
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
The biggest time waster is every person diving like they've been shot by a sniper for the slightest jersey tug. Referees should call simulation more often than they do.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Who are we kidding? Any MGS multiplayer mode will be turned off in two years.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn right.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't even laugh at this. It's too real.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he never seems to stick around very long anywhere these days.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Xbox Game Studios, killing it as usual. And by "it" I mean "anything not called Forza Horizon"
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Another character that I thought would be hilarious, but nope.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
The Ghostbusters/Bridesmaids crossover also left me dead inside. Everything that should make a funny movie but not really funny and actually pretty boring.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Used to play WoW, used to play Destiny 2. Eventually got tired of how much time they required, though I still like both of them.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
It's depressing that I still need to go to X for anything football-related.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how the different rings let you adjust battle difficulty without altering the experience in any fundamental way. They just make counterattacking easier.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Had to follow the DSC/F95 game on my phone...as a Fortuna fan I'm glad I didn't watch it live. π
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so cringe, but I appreciate the commitment to the bit
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
This is EXACTLY what happens in 4v4 Rush mode in EA FC. It's not just this game. People want to score all the goals themselves. "...teammates attempt to dribble through whole defences and then take out shots from outrageous angles, even when Iβm waiting invitingly in the box for an easy cross."
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
And they killed Everwild, Forza Motorsport/Turn 10, and Perfect Dark/The Initiative. So everything isn't entirely rosy either. And Avowed & South of Midnight are solid but didn't set the world on fire...if anything they continued the streak of Xbox being THE place if you want 8/10 games. π
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
They bought the biggest publisher so yes, they are the biggest publisher. But the name "Xbox Studios" is comical now. They have "Blizzard Studios" and "Bethesda Studios" and the rotting corpses of Halo, Gears, and Rare. At least they still make Forza Horizon, the last relevant true Xbox franchise.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously funny math that surely doesn't include the cost of game development...not that Xbox Studios does much of that these days to begin with.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
It was way too forced. It didn't even work as a play on the in-joke that he's in every movie π
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
6 is accurate. It's fine. Not terrible, not great. Overall it feels like a 2-hour long Sportscenter commercial, with a ton of athlete cameos with really wooden acting, and incessant callbacks to the first film like it's a checklist. And a forced Rob Schneider cameo because he's Sandler's buddy.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Hit the Pipe Weed a bit too hard.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
B'jan m'lady
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
The "This is CNN" at the bottom of the screen is so on point for this clip
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
This takes "speculation" to new heights. Literally "If Auburn fires their coach, that would mean that the job would be open, and Saban could take an open job that is nearby" Yes, all of this is technically correct π
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Tough news. It'll make it that much longer a wait before I pull the trigger once it hits $12
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Interminable grind. Copy and paste enemies, content, and environments. A decent story. Overall just okay. Good to see Destiny 2 is consistent above all elsem
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a bad transmission, yeah. Hopefully it's still under warranty!
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
And on top of that, winning Europa League (qualifying them for UCL), and then top 3 (and another UCL) last season. Gotta think some of the top clubs elsewhere are keeping an eye on him as a future executive.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
No Union! Bah π
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
They really need to get off those NBA subsidies. It makes it really difficult to determine what players are "worth" because it always comes back to league revenue, which is debateable due to the NBA always pitching in.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I just checked and I've accumulated somewhere in the neighborhood of 350 movies on the service. All bought on the cheap, when they were on sale for dirt cheap, but still, I bet that's ~$1500 USD worth of movies locked into their platform now. AND I had 31 movies on wishlist. Xbox is dead to me.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony is that I built a big library of movies using this service thinking, "Hey, it's MS, it's not going to go away". So much for that. And they spell out in their FAQ that you're SOL...no license transfer, nothing. At least they stay in Movies Anywhere (for the time being).
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll miss Michael Buffer. πππ
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like my RFN will always be Stan, Karl, Obi, and Evan. Wait what
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
How much is she getting paid off of something using AI?
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a golden era if you like megabucks superclubs that eliminate all competition in their national leagues. If that's your jam, boy oh boy are you in for a treat.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
A finals matchup between a team owned by the Qatari Petrostate vs. a team owned by a US Private Equity firm in a tournament owned by Saudi Arabia is such a perfect encapsulation of world football these days.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure that video was shown more on MuchMusic than anywhere else. The fact that we both know it by heart is telling
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll only agree to seeing him in Bangkok...one night only.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
A Murray Head reference sure as hell wasn't on my bingo card today.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooo...crypto then?
GuillaumefromRFN (@guillaumenwr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Help a guy out and retweet, please. One in three people is a podcaster. There's bound to be someone to whom it's happened and who figured it out!
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that Microsoft even has to clarify this says it all.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I've effectively dumped Xbox as a platform. Halo is a shell of its former self (and will likely come to PlayStation anyways), Forza Horizon is there already, GT7 is as good or better than Motorsport, PS Plus Premium is better than GamePass since it has PS1, PS2, PSP. Switch 2 as well. It's over.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social)
I guess Microsoft Studios itself no longer knows how to create and ship a game any more.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody that's ever been in Florida for any length of time knows that there's a thunderstorm at 3pm every day. This is not new. It's been that way, forever. No idea why the event planners didn't adapt to this reality.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Tetris in its various forms.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to remember Revenge of the Sith as the worst of that trilogy. Then I rewatched that trilogy a few years back and realized, to my horror, that it's the best.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
You can DO THAT?!? π€
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Jalen Brunson would be proud!
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a challenge for the broadcast crews too! These poor people are having to make up content on the fly. Thankfully they seem to have people lined up for ad hoc interviews (and being able to stream from phones these days really helps in that regard).
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the first time I've seen a game get rebooted before it's even gone live. Bungie is washed.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Just think where you'll be in two years! I mean, probably right there, same place, behind that microphone, but it *sounds* good.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social)
The next time you want to be mean to game developers out there, remember that regardless of what idiot management they have, there are always real people out there just like you making these games.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me tell you, the B.S. gets thick in 150cc. I can't imagine what 200cc will be like.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I think your score is fair. That's what I'd rate it. It's Mario Kart with some neat additions. I don't think Free Roam is particularly compelling and feels a bit wonky with the typical MK controls.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybody's Golf puts butts in seats, what can you do?
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social)
MK World is great, but holy crap does it eat the battery in portable mode.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you ever do a show with them back in NYC in the early '90s?
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Say Everybody's Golf Hot Shots, you COWARD!
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social)
State of Play...hyped for: Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots, Lumines Arise.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
He pretty much told you to "do your own research" about Toad's head. Troubling
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
We've finally hit the tipping point where physical media is too expensive for typical games. 2025 is the answer to that trivia question.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
omg I completely missed that it was narrowed down to a 10-game span, that's even less meaningful πππ
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
That graphic is hilarious. You can cherry-pick any stat to make somebody look legendary.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I know switching engines isn't trivial. But building and maintaining a proprietary one is worse, and never gets better. And when developers leave, their special knowledge goes out the door and you can't hire skills off the street. Why do you think Microsoft switched Halo off of Slipstream?
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
And they still haven't moved off Tiger Engine (even for Marathon), which would make sense, and was the start of all this vaulting business to begin with. Instead they gotta use a proprietary engine, for what benefit? I wish they'd just build Destiny 3 on Unreal Engine for everybody's sake.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you forgetting that Destiny's troubles have been going on for years? It's not like they started vaulting content yesterday, or haven't been recycling content with a different enemy set every season since way, way back. They're in over their heads, and no amount of apologising fixes that fact.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
So they don't have enough staff to test the game they have running, but somehow it makes sense to break off another team to spin up a second game (that they probably won't have the staffing to run effectively)? They'd better hope it turns into Fortnite, or even Apex Legends, but I doubt it.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
They already did this to me once when I was pre-ordering. Hopefully the temp charge from BBY took care of this.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Bungie is the only company I've ever seen drop content from their live service game because it was "too big for them to adequately test". Really says everything you need to know about their tech and how they've backed themselves into a corner.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly, they couldn't staff themselves enough to even adequately test their own game. My point proven.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
They can barely keep Destiny 2 afloat, vaulting half the game's original content. What makes anybody think Marathon will be a healthy, thriving game? It feels like a last-ditch Hail Mary.
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
nope
Jon Lindemann (@mrdiamondj.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in Canada and house shoes were not a thing at all in my household. First time I ever heard of them was in Snoop Dogg's song "Doggy Dogg World" (Kurupt: "Cut off khakis, french braids, and house shoes")