nah.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Remember when procedures, ethics, norms, etiquette, and laws meant a fucking thing though? Pepperidge farms remembers.
I will forward the address to twenty of my friends!
Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?
It should. Why are you confessing again?
*of course you did…nothing like having your hypocritical bullshit called out publicly.*
Fuck you’re boring and predictable. Here’s some advice. Never meet your “heroes” dummy.
You know who else apparently has a commensurate guest list? Joe Rogan, Lex Friedman and all the other hard right hacks. It’s almost as if it has nothing do do with being worthwhile.
or…she’s an attention craving hack that has terrible takes more often than not… What is it about some women that they cannot accept simple criticism but instead go straight into blah blah sexism horseshit Did you miss the part where I also said Galloway is a fucking hack too? Or just ignore that.
Because the judge is not a king, Avi?
The first rule of Dunning-Kruger Club is that you don’t know that you’re in Dunning-Kruger Club. And I have some seriously terrible news for you.
K. You keep fucking that chicken.
…and confident….baffle them with bullshit.
This is perfect explanation
Then get five minutes of her and that Galloway idiot and just want to scream. And so many stupid people listen to them and think that they’re smart because they’re talking about things that they don’t understand and apparently that’s all you need to do to seem smart to dimwits. Sound authoritative.🤷🏽♂️
Well ya. They’re all insane. It’s a cult.
I’m doubling down on beanie babies….buy the 30 year dip folks!!
Ya, nothing like hauling all of your basic staples up a cliff side with some sort of rope with possibly a basket.
“I got the gallon of milk you asked for and 24 pack of bud light, wanna give me a hand?”
and WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE! -“Baron” Donald J Harkonnen
They’re working on their pool game!
.308? Those are rookie numbers! You gotta pump those numbers up!
I give up on your “justice system”. It makes the Roman Republic look like Finland.
So glad to see you here Dan and possibly Ben! (if he exists…)
No lies detected.
It’s not even properly January cold yet though! It should be -35….this is still tshirt weather!
I’ll take it and the antivaxxers won’t and maybe they can all hurry up and die by bleeding out of their eyes and the planet can take one immense Darwinian step forward!!!
And a shared consulate with one year terms.
I’ll miss democracy around the world the most…
Symbolism is symbolic!
More like “poop”. And that’s my best joke of the year, already, on Jan 1, 2025.
Well, duh!
Ringing in the New Year hits differently this year.
“KEEP SATURN IN SATURNALIA!!” -Karenia Minor, 66bc
Obeying in advance. And it’s pathetic.
CHOO CHOO.
Sociopaths gonna sociopath, no matter what.
…cuz I don’t think he could defeat a damp fish delite with a pilum…
by defeating Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus at the battle of Pharsalus?
They chose the Roman republic over the Athenian democracy for a reason when designing the US. The system was never made for the masses. It was made for a handful of wealthy men and it shows..
Kids love lithium, what can I say!
Thoughts?
Comet, Aldebaran and Mars over Stonehenge ✨💫☄️
I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.
“Anus and Armpits” is actually the name of my Captain & Tennille tribute band!! Muskrat Love, indeed!
Muppets of Dune was always my favourite book…they should make it into a movie too. The muppets must flow.
Can’t have a crisis if you don’t have a constitution anymore.
He looked so pretty on all three tiers of the podium…
It’s the entirety of the answer. That and stupid lies and bad propaganda and sanewashing by the MSN
New paper out in @ScienceMagazine! In 8 studies (multiple platforms, methods, time periods) we find: misinformation evokes more outrage than trustworthy news, when it does it's shared more + ppl are less likely to read before sharing. w/ @killianmcl1 @Klonick @mollycrockett 🧵👇
The meme I didn't know I needed
Yes.
Well, not EVERYONE I’m sure!
"The menace of Adolf Hitler has been greatly exaggerated.... There is an innocence almost childish about the detailed fashion un which he sets out to be blood-curdling." --New York Times, Sept. 27, 1930
You mean just like every other fucking time? Literally, every other fucking time since 1932.
Fuck Aunt Linda. And fuck her winter escapades.
and cake.
Tell me of the waters of your homeworld, Usul…
The unification of Ireland was foretold in Star Trek The Next Generation.
the spice must flow…
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
This is…a way…
Today I learned that Scarface is a Christmas movie.
“Tonight on the ABC Movie Soecial, the broadcast premiere of Star Trek III, The Search For Spock. 9PM eastern, 7 Pacific”
They also don’t know what it’s like to have a copy of the Top Gun soundtrack where “Danger Zone” is cut off in the middle because it’s the end of the tape… “Out along the edges Always where I burn to be…” Drum fill, second drum fill…cLuNk
and a scene where his entire cabinet has to be in the bathroom with him while he takes a Texan shit
I think by “mandate” he’s talking about his excursions to airport bathrooms.
The stupid bullshit hypocrisy never stops with these shameless fucks. But ya, let’s just keep “reaching out to the other side of the aisle” with bad faith abusers.
Surely you can’t be Sirius.
It’s no Maxell XLII, but I’ll allow it.
CAT!
It’s because nothing matters anymore. Absolutely nothing, and nobody is doing a damned thing about it.
Fuck all quislings.
and somehow shithead was “the default candidate” and Kamala Harris had to better than Jesus, Ghandi, Muhammad and the Buddha put together for people to even consider voting for her. She was flawless and he gets to be lawless. This isn’t the democrats fault, this is the bullshit media’s fault.
We know this because we lived this with Trump for the last eight years. Keeping focus is difficult. We're going to need to get better at this.
Some photons I rescued a while ago before they crashed into my driveway. The Pleiades, the closest star cluster to Earth, ~444 light years away. They formed relatively recently, possibly around the time non-bird dinosaurs disappeared. 🧪🔭 #astrophotography
My first birthday back yard comet!
