My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.
My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling. I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
Nickelodeon was channel 35 for me 🟠
One kinda cute thing about people my age is we love remembering and telling you what number various channels used to be.
over time I believe this will end up being one of the most unpopular things the administration ever does a death sentence for many hobbies and all the average consumer sees is that you’re taking away all their bargains one of the few policies that has a direct negative effect on almost everyone
dril from the top rope 💀
I mean it is basically the plot of Clear and Present Danger!
hell yeah
I think "Look how they massacred my boy!" happens late in the movie, does it not?
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
The revenge campaign needs to be severe and unrelenting. We should at minimum set the destruction of say Liberty University as a goal.
What your mentions look like when you say that bamboo tastes bad
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy
Really missing when the internet was fun and not a nightmare. I know most people have seen these GI Joe PSA redubs but I'm gonna post a few of my favorites for the 6 people who haven't seen them yet.
It's just a “swarm of fish" following a duck.
Hell yes I bought 5 sheets of the Chris Ware USPS stamps. Wow! Lookit this design!
Ootockalockatuvik
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
send lawyers, novelty keys, and money/the shit has hit the fan
confirmed: all the best posters on this website are 30 or 40 years old and love ds9
www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-americ...
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
Do you have any good but simple recipes?
i'm sick of portrayals of hell where it's just reliving the worst moments of your life. that only ever became popular because it was easy to film. if i'm paying $20 to see a movie i demand bosch style demons putting people through pasta extruders
i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan
“ok and what do you expect dems to do” well first of all I’d like a statement directed towards law enforcement agencies reminding them that dems will be in power one day, there will be investigations and “just following orders” isnt a legal defense
This morning I heard “Shock the Monkey.” When the DJ came back, he said, “The only way I would ever shock a monkey is by giving it two bananas when it only expected one,” and I said HELL yeah
In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing. Yes I wrote that sentence. Yes this happened. Yes it's ADORABLE. No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
Happy Pride
speaking of roadside america, here's something I saw on the way home from a trip up to Trekonderoga and friends, I have never turned a car around so quickly.
There are so many bunnies out
Dragon Quest 1 Hero after he beats 2 Slimes in one encounter for the first time
What is she thinking?
Spent about a decade as a gay dude which was pretty good. Like when you're a kid and you got a PS1 demo disc that you put a lot of hours into cause it's all you had at the time.
We used to be a proper country
chat am i hallucinating
The great thing about journalism is all the gifted reporters and editors have lost the jobs they went into debt to train for and sacrificed their emotional health to do well, but half a dozen middle-aged moral disasters are now the face of the whole discipline because they suck up to billionaires
I'm excited to hear what you think!
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
Captain we are being hailed Onscreen Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a- Thank you Mr. Data
Azizi is 25 years old. Giraffes usually only live to 20 in captivity. Grandma giraffe!
That is the utterly unimpressed face of goat about to post a SCATHING review on your act to Pitchfork
The main difference between the Beatles and the Monkees to me is that I can imagine talking with a member of the Monkees for 15 minutes without rolling my eyes at their bullshit
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
video games were never meant to be 100 GB years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art
HANANIA: Interesting study on racial differences in skull volume as it relates to workforce efficiency. MUSK: Intriguing CUBAN: Minorities are just as efficient as whites if you manage them right! ANDREESSEN: Guys does my head look like a big giant egg CALACANIS: No way SACKS: Definitely not dude
Hummingbird moth, Richmond, VA. #birds #discover #wildlife
Popeye gets it.
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 26,1962
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
Spring reminder to support USPS (aka stop gov from gutting it and trying to make it private)! 🌸💌
odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
lol
is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games
this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.
Same.
Happy Neil day to all who celebrate
as we head another day into Oh He Really Means It, Huh, I would like to note that I, random guy with a Kronk avatar, have been much more correct about what Trump would do than our erstwhile Master of Business I have achieved this by listening to what he actually said, not what I wanted him to say
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.
I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy
NEW: Bruce Springsteen announces 'Tracks II: The Lost Albums' box set, a massive collection featuring seven complete, unreleased albums recorded between 1983 and 2018, and an astonishing 74 previously unheard songs.
“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
Hey “Far Beyond The Stars” episode of Deep Space Nine is on Pluto! I love how they decided to do an episode set in 1950’s NYC. It goes into the harsh reality of racism. Avery Brooks rocks it out youtu.be/MwzgtCwAnf8?...
(speaking into a flashlight) you had to make sure no one picked up the phone when you were checking your email
i’m losing it
Newman’s Own stuff rules. Everything is solid quality, the pasta sauce isn’t Rao’s but it’s solidly above Prego, all the ingredients make sense, it goes to charity. This is what rich people should do. Elon is sending his sperm around or some shit and Paul Newman is helping kids from beyond the grave
hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing
music.youtube.com/watch?v=T-IZ... Springsteen wrote every note of this song. It's so beautiful.
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
I'm not crying, you're crying.
bisexuals in the city don't get up that early
this is Thunder Road. it's the most beautiful piece of poetry ever written by man in history
This is how I feel during those times when I have my ADHD under control. Like a diligent little werewolf who has tamed their nature enough to read a book.
RIP to a genuine hero
Started listening to the audiobook of Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social I'm already captivated and despite growing up evangelical learning more than I expected!
The Devils is out in less than three months now. Just saying.
Every time I see someone say that they wish Quess wasn’t in Char’s Counterattack I see another person who isn’t strong enough to survive through the winter
That sucks. I would be willing to be a token cis person in a new movie chat group.
I've said before that the core storyline of film noir is "an amoral person meets an immoral person and must, reluctantly, make a moral choice." Europe got ravaged by two wars. People wondered if classical morality meant anything in a modern era. Noir said, "Yes, it does."
My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
made my favorite sandwich (classic fried chicken) at home for the first time and let me tell you folks: it was one of the great sandwiches of my life. we are capable of anything if we put our minds to it. the only thing we have to lose is our chains
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
Father and juvenile Bluebird at the University of Richmond, VA. #birds #discover #wildlife
Just bumped into an old friend.
Bitcoin -rancid user base -mainly useful for buying drugs 12 years ago -horrible use of energy -mostly just securities fraud dressed up BitTorrent -cool user base -incredibly useful -runs on the charity of strangers -a reliable place to get DBZ with “the good audio”
KRULL
the discourse
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