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I don’t. At all. My property manager once fooled themselves into thinking I was underpaying rent by not paying the month-to-month rate. I was on a 1 year lease. Their way of informing me was through months of passive aggressive mass emails to all tenants about rent being due in full by the 5th.
Keeper of the Garden
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you use a device but are still a creature
Doggust Day 15: Havanese. Unqualified and too small for this job. #doggust #doggust2025
*at my first rodeo* please tell me they're not all like this
My experimenting with the new soft painting approach inspired by Japanese art continues. I call this one Silent Castle. A3 size ink. For sale, as always. #darkart #metalart #heavymetal #occultart #gothicart #darkfantasyart #Metalkunst #ArteOscuro #ArteOcculto #dungeonsynth #morkborg #dndart
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
within the hour
Watch Out!
Pagliacci [watching footage of his own show]: This isn’t bad. Areas to improve, but overall, it works. Huh. It’s funny, I avoided this for so long. I was afraid of taking stock of myself. And I was so focused on the road ahead, I never stopped to consider how far I’d come. Thank you, doctor
Slashing at vultures with my sword standing over the corpse of my gnome companion, my tears joining the raindrops to wet the forest floor. My elegant sword strokes are like a dance. A tragic drama for an audience of birds. “His name was Pocket!” I cry. Fighting on but truly alone
Replanting
完璧すぎる防御 Azukiさん（ www.azuki.com ） からのご依頼でショートアニメ作ったよ！監督したよ！ ビーンズはプニプニだからきっと大丈夫 #PR
If you really study this helpful map he included in the article it all makes perfect sense. (🍳🧠)
CLAIM: The jungle pyramid contains a passage into the Earth's hollow interior. OUR FINDINGS: The passage within the jungle pyramid leads to an endless network of tunnels which extend into a realm intolerably silent, hot and black. We rate the truth of this claim: 🤏
I wonder if they’ll let me use their restroom real quick.
Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
Ha! Thanks for mentioning this. Bookmarking that immediately. I use that crossing quite often.
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I love this
I blacked out briefly in the middle of this skeet what’d I miss.
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
Aside from the labour aspect, I find the act of generative AI to be traitorous to the human spirit and indicative of the lecherous ghouls that wish to poison the social fabric for profit It is my enemy no matter how good it can summarize a 2 paragraph email
Thanks for reminding me about this stellar piece.
This is Fine, Actually: Study
you’ve gone too far this time
valuable collector’s item imho
Absolutely refusing to respond to any external stimulus so I will be considered PROACTIVE instead of REACTIVE. Try to speak to me and I will stare through you but after 10 minutes of silence I will start wildly laughing and/or screaming. This is my path to #success.
"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass
fwiw Vix the kobold lives rent free in my head (squatter)
extremely good
everyone right now
my attractive wife
MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (emerging from his hidey-hole in the ceiling, flicking his tongue around insanely) thou art washed, milord. thou hast fallen off, fr. ME: away with thee, familiar. MY PUTRID FAMILIAR: (retreating backwards into his hidey-hole in the ceiling with theatrical obeisance) yes milord
in a book of Yōkai, Japanese supernatural creatures, you find an ancient drawing of yourself peering out from a sewer gnawing on treats
there was a mouse living in the oven mitt on our porch 🍂
six monitors arranged in front of me like a stock trader showing all the posts from the 14k people i've followed on bluesky. i laugh ferociously. we zoom into my brain like in Inside Out but everybody's dead in there
They should make websites harder to use. Like add knobs you have to twist in the right order like a Myst puzzle
Just…don’t.
sorry, can you say that again? i was closing my eyes and imagining what it would be like to fall down some kind of forever well
Now imagining a series where these four characters somehow end up in the same party. 🍿
Logging on.
Soup of the day implies another, possibly even seductive, soup of the night.
(thinking endlessly about a problem that cannot be solved by thought) making good progress
These are all so good. The 2nd one did me in. It is so ethereal and mythical 🤍🩶
Ah December. The 10th month.
I must not dunk. Dunks are the time-killer Dunks are the little stress that bring on social alienation I will ignore bad takes I will allow them to pass, or block them And when they are off my feed I will read things that matter And where the takes have gone there will be nothing Only I will remain
INTERVIEWER: What is most important to you when considering a new position? ME: (recently transformed back into a human after ten years of living as a sentient toilet in a French castle because my boss finally found true love) Work-life balance
Self Storage Painted in procreate. Time taken: 55 hrs
I once watched too much Murder She Wrote and wrote a formula for it: www.pentadact.com/2014-08-08-t... .
Just by looking at this you have now received a STEM education!
He is also delivering a brain. A beautiful baby brain. Don’t ask me what I mean by this.
I simply don’t have what it takes.
Wim Delvoye, hand carved tyre, 2013 www.perrotin.com/artists/Wim_...
Decathect – To withdraw one’s feelings of attachment, as in anticipation of a future loss. #originalart #fantasyart #cosmicfantasy
threads makes me literally feel like i am slowly losing my grasp on reality
great news for fans of snoozing
You’re telling me this now
People have to stop being named after countries until we figure out what the hell is going on.
Whenever Boring, Oregon is mentioned I’m required by law to share this article www.oregonlive.com/pacific-nort...
There’s just so much beauty in the world.
Yor Forger
No. NO! Do NOT call the Waambulance for me. Do you know how fucking expensive they are? Call a Boohoober
Lately I’ve been zooming around Mars in this kei truck with rear tank treads
the delicate balance of power
Goodnight.
*watching a movie in the year 2030* Computer this is too scary. Make the train drive away from the screen instead
i can't live más, dude, i can barely live suficiente
It's extremely unprofessional to stop playing a jaunty piano tune the second a notorious gunslinger enters the saloon. You're not being paid to let your surroundings break your concentration.
Sigourney and her co-star...
❌ I’m in a slough of despond ✅ I’m in a freshwater marsh of sadness
"The wrong Amazon is burning" Sticker spotted in Anchorage, Alaska
happy meat day bluesky
Having fun
“I’m full after only a couple rice!” I say, satisfied after eating only 2 rice.
god I wish that were me
Horney's (on Main St.) Clinton, IN
Me, yelling, as they finally get around to dragging my deviant ass away.
