that was biden's jamiroquai hat that he left behind
that was biden's jamiroquai hat that he left behind
Make this pig famous because I doubt @mayorbowser.bsky.social will do a damned thing about this guy. I would love her to prove me wrong.
Covid and BLM were "worse than the effect of the Iraq War in many ways" I think one thing we need to understand is that, similar to how Trump losing in 2020 broke the brains of MAGA, democrats eating shit in 2024 has completely destroyed the frontal lobes of fhe liberal pundit and consultant class.
they give trump that lenin embalming treatment so he looks exactly the same as he does now in a century, but future visitors to trump's tomb still assume it's a partially melted wax sculpture.
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, what’s the timeline for the book on how the President went missing like a week after he had weird bruising on his hands?
"Here are my current thoughts about Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart"
Trump delivering his announcment tomorrow
The SP was my best friend is high school
He’s gonna implicate Joe Biden in the murder of JonBenét Ramsey.
“we're bringing the mcrib back very strongly, folks”
i feel like when we talk about dems being addicted to opinion polling the thing we leave unsaid is that a lot of stuff shouldn't be part of opinion polls. you shouldn't poll about who should or shouldn't have human rights because you just have to pick the moral answer and hope people are moral.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Inching closer to that Lewis Black bit about electing a dead president
It's no coincidence that falling birth rates have coincided with falling rates of people listening to the song Night Moves by Bob Seger
Rudy Giuliani was test driving my prototype for a car that sucks your dick when he crashed. Sorry about that. My bad.
if you can help out or at least boost my friends are trying to enter a new phase of their lives and could use a hand.
The way my friend described it is as a journey of a man encountering increasingly weirder people until he reaches the final boss who is the weirdest person in the world
I miss Bo Jackson
lots of questions remain about giuliani’s accident, of course, but one thing of which we can be absolutely certain is that he was butt dialing a reporter at the time
Not sure what you are all talking about, I just saw this pic of the president from 20 minutes ago and he is looking very healthy
Liberals take a single African History course and learn the difference between African slavery and Western slavery. Challenge level: Impossible
"President Trump owes us answers about his health": weak, frames him as good-faith statesman, boring "What did JD Vance know about Trump's health and when did he know it?": interesting, carries implication Trump's health is fucked up as a given, implies scandal spreading throughout admin
*Mar-A-Lago Lobby* “We need someone to pretend they’re the President for a weekend. Are there any old bloated doughy white men who smell like a corpse here?” *A hundred hands raise in unison*
This social media site will not and cannot succeed until everybody pats me on the head and tells me I’m a good boy for all my opinions
Shut up dork
Hey guys, quick poll: Like and repost this if you think Gen AI sucks and should be destroyed. Comment “I’m a dipshit that hates my planet” if you think Gen AI is good.
Mr. President you’re looking like an absolute vision of health today. Quick question tho, where the fuck are your teeth?
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The doctor who discovered handwashing was sent to asylum, the guy who sounds like he uses gravel as mouthwash and doesn’t believe in germs makes national healthcare calls
getting a butt dial from rudy giuliani and hearing him flatline
If my dad’s screaming is any indication…No
I hope calls her next car the Rudy Wrecker
Happy Labor Day Weekend folks
Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and now all we need is for Ben Shapiro to be too busy talking about the 2 genders to remember looking both ways before crossing the street. that would be a delightful Rule of 3’s lineup.
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
The film’s costume designers made it for her
Rudy being killed by a teenage girl would be pure divine justice
Considering he was the only one injured he was definitely not wearing his seatbelt and I hope he dies
I’d be over the moon if I were the one to kill Rudy
Now a lot of you are going to be hearing about this incident so let me just get ahead of it and say
“This isn’t Jim Davis’ house. This is house of the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis”
Rudy Giuliani was heading to a drunk driving emergency when he was attacked by a bear, but he saved the woman the bear was chasing, and the bear was an illegal immigrant.
new episode of ill concieved about christian dads who want to date their daughters
Funniest thing is I live in NH and know that exact highway and there’s no way he helped with that DV call
Gets even funnier when you find out he was northbound and the incident happened in the southbound lane. Incredible thing to lie about
I’m as shocked as you are
LMAO the domestic violence incident happened on the opposite side of the highway
He should flee from that band
me: (extremely stupid) well that seems plausible
Remember when Konami made video games that whipped ass?
I learned to read watching my older brother play the Original Final Fantasy and it made me desire to find and defeat Chaos
You know those kids ain’t gettin vaccinated
made a chart, hope this helps
I’m sorry your wife left you
I saw them live in 2014 when they played the entirety of SMASH for its 30th anniversary and it’s the closest I’ve had to a religious experience
she knows, but she’ll just do the “lil ol me? i would never teehee” thing and lots of people will rush to her defense imagining she’s progressive
It’s pretty impressive in the same decade they made a song like “LAPD” and then a song like “Why Don’t You Get a Job?”
If this is anything like The Big Balls story we’re gonna find out Rudy crashed his car chasing after a 15yo who was running from his cat calls.
Dubai chocolate this…Dubai chocolate that, why don’t Dubai yourself a toothbrush to prevent cavities?
As much as “Smash” gets most the acclaim “Ignition” is their best album
Their first album had songs called “Tehran” and “Kill The President”
in this house we stan @marthapearce55.bsky.social
dems getting horned up for newsom:
“Hosedrinker” as a term for these bozos is *chef’s kiss*
Trump wants to fuck the economy so badly you’d think it’s an underage girl on Epstein’s plane
Gavin Newsom is the funniest guy to have a three-years-early cult form around him as the only choice for president. He looks like a character actor who keeps getting typecast as "Untrustworthy Politician" on cable TV shows.
This guy is one of them
A Gooner Chef and his signature dish is Beef Strokingoff
You’ve got pubes glued to your chin
These people are in a cult and live inside a batshit alternate reality and are trying to get as many Americans as possible to join them inside it.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
I also miss things that aren't actually gone, such as my mother's face when she hides it behind her hands
Day 13 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Keep embarrassing Mark Cuban and we’ll keep following
It's really very simple: To the true believers, good effective medical science is *anti-eugenic* because it *permits the weak and unfit to survive* That's why they want to kill it.
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
I can’t find the lie in this.
Hello muddah Hello faddah I am here, your Organic daddah
My students, who attend a working-class rust-belt college, openly talk abt how much they hate AI & are afraid of its consequences. I wonder how much of the oft-reported student enthusiasm for the tech is the merely result of the NYT’s Ivy League bias
they never found db cooper because his underwear got caught in the propeller when he jumped out of the plane and it launched him into outerspace
Massive argument on my train in Melbourne. White Nationalists shit-talking, blaming migrants for every problem. Muslim girl asked “So are immigrants the reason you’re fat?” Hilarity ensued.
John McCain, when Donald Trump shows up at the gates of hell
bro please psychotically follow every aspect of the culture war bro. there's a gay yoda, you should be pissed because he's a yoda and he's gay. devote several hours of your limited, precious time on this earth to this and let it drive you insane bro please.
The guy Andrew Cuomo hired (and fired) for social media is doing...[checks notes]... Monica Lewinsky jokes
please come see my new movie iron man: stormfront wait why are you all booing
Rightwing podcast bro ALPHA MALE: - Fights everyone - Commits sex crimes - Mma fuckface stranglehold - Bald cigar 5am AI bitcoin Occasionally useful community alpha male: - Never raises rent - Gives jobs to single moms - Coaches youth sports - Enjoys being the target of jokes
I’ll tune in if you piss in your own stupid grifter mouth
The chatbot I use for therapy is saying I should break up with the chatbot I consider my wife. Meanwhile, the chatbot I get investment tips from is encouraging me to poison the town's water supply. If only there was someone I could talk to about all this. Ah, well. Guess we weren't all born lucky
steven cheung furiously typing "video of president trump holding up today's newspaper" into chatgpt
Southern Sheriffs love being named Buford Pusser and shooting their wives
"Max Rebo! Come on, he played with Sy Snootles and Droopy McCool in the Galactic Jizz-Wailers?"