Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) / Redsky

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Good morning

2/9/2025, 11:34:12 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it clearly needs more olives

2/9/2025, 12:17:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS A BEAUTY

1/9/2025, 9:35:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Guys this is clearly a lizard wearing Trumps skin

Lizard man posing as a dead man posing as a president

1/9/2025, 9:35:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

To go pee

1/9/2025, 6:36:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

HOLY FUCK I NEED TO CALL THE EXTERMINATOR

1/9/2025, 3:34:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Gosh darn you

1/9/2025, 2:06:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not

1/9/2025, 1:25:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Ready to be ground and added to the shaker

Bowl of dehydrated hot peppers with a gnome in a canoe behind it

1/9/2025, 12:59:13 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:57:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Who tf ARE you

31/8/2025, 11:52:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you Zach I hope you fall into a well and get trapped down there. Then when the fire department comes to get you out they’re like “who’s down there?” And you’re like “Zach” and they’re like “oh good die slow mother fucker”

31/8/2025, 11:16:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaawwww hims jealous

31/8/2025, 10:36:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:16:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiot. You can get that out

31/8/2025, 10:13:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe you should write a letter

31/8/2025, 10:13:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

The rumor was originally started by Zach or Brian and scoot fell victim

31/8/2025, 10:11:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

What tattoo?

31/8/2025, 10:01:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Jerry would have loved the hotdog chat

31/8/2025, 9:50:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Want some candy?

31/8/2025, 8:23:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t remember that

31/8/2025, 8:17:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao PAULA!!

31/8/2025, 7:33:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

👀👀

31/8/2025, 7:30:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I ate two hotdogs today doesn’t that count for something?

31/8/2025, 7:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah it is. He likes to rub his baby smooth legs against my hairy ones

31/8/2025, 7:23:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

10°

31/8/2025, 7:21:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:17:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Well we don’t have group chats here yet so I’m thinking maybe I’ll do a text gc first Hampton meet ups. Anyone interested can dm me

31/8/2025, 7:15:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

31/8/2025, 7:14:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Never fresh. Always frozen

31/8/2025, 6:27:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Yo! You’re going to Hampton?

31/8/2025, 6:21:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

She made eat half a cucumber before we could get the ice cream

31/8/2025, 6:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:19:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

✍🏼 if only I could bookmark this

31/8/2025, 6:16:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Daddy daughter date and the judgement from 13 is palpable

2 hotdogs. 1 with pimento cheese and 1 with mustard and slaw

Crazy ass milkshake I had with a very judgmental 13yo in the background

31/8/2025, 6:15:55 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀

31/8/2025, 6:10:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:27:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Please don’t tell anyone but I have seen the actual Goo Goo Dolls live

31/8/2025, 1:25:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀👀

31/8/2025, 1:22:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Top tier album

31/8/2025, 1:22:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning Chivon!

31/8/2025, 1:16:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

C_m_L_w_L_k (@cmlwlk.bsky.social) reposted

ISO of three day pass to Hampton for a bestie #phish

31/8/2025, 12:28:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning Sully and Frankie. Chris the rooster is chasing hens this morning

31/8/2025, 1:10:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Sending love

31/8/2025, 11:12:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

👀

31/8/2025, 12:32:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m taking this as a compliment a MAJOR compliment

30/8/2025, 3:01:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ll never find a woman like that

30/8/2025, 2:49:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:47:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning from Carroll County!!

30/8/2025, 2:45:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Same sister

30/8/2025, 2:43:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed

30/8/2025, 2:42:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

New kicks new hair cut new Doug

30/8/2025, 2:35:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Gm Chivon

30/8/2025, 2:34:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:34:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning!!

Deci the dog having a poo in the morning

30/8/2025, 11:06:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Adding you to the chop list

30/8/2025, 12:17:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re having a Friday lunch there if anyone wants to come I wish we had group chats here

30/8/2025, 12:16:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

*and Chilis

30/8/2025, 12:10:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Stfu both of you

29/8/2025, 8:38:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll never forget the infamous olive pizza incident on Twitter #worstlookingpizza

29/8/2025, 8:34:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh definitely fuck you

29/8/2025, 8:31:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, scoot fuck you

29/8/2025, 8:22:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dreaming Dreams (@scottmik104.bsky.social) reposted

Damn. Seems to be a great divide here on people liking and hating on Wombat Matt. Have you heard the story of Mombatt Watt is the real question? @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social (This is 100% parody content and if you can’t handle it, fuck you!)

29/8/2025, 8:15:45 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

FINE

29/8/2025, 7:20:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

[redacted]

29/8/2025, 6:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet! See you there

29/8/2025, 6:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

👀

29/8/2025, 6:37:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too😭

29/8/2025, 6:32:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

💯

29/8/2025, 6:31:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

And you know what I don’t need you getting all factsy with you facts and lawering

29/8/2025, 6:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

We will storm the gates

29/8/2025, 6:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh goddamnit

29/8/2025, 6:17:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Everyone that’s missing Dicks rn should just go to Hampton

29/8/2025, 6:12:54 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I missed this. What and who dunnit

29/8/2025, 5:52:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell ya! Congrats on the sex

29/8/2025, 3:39:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:37:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Bud, I finished my coffee hours ago

29/8/2025, 3:34:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

GOOD MORNING

29/8/2025, 3:25:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we just do what Dondal says

29/8/2025, 1:36:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

Poor people don't need toilet paper, or even toilets for that matter. Let them dig holes and wipe with their hands

29/8/2025, 12:54:09 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone is normal to someone

29/8/2025, 12:43:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t believe you and the only way to sort this out is to go on Maury

29/8/2025, 12:27:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Doug, are you pregnant?

29/8/2025, 12:08:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:14:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate you

29/8/2025, 12:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Prepare to be samurai chopped

29/8/2025, 12:13:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

My guy

29/8/2025, 12:04:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Adding you to list of chopped peppers

29/8/2025, 12:03:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social)

I’m funny

Freedom of speech painting by Norman Rockwell

29/8/2025, 12:02:41 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Proud of you

28/8/2025, 11:59:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Walmart penetration prayer

28/8/2025, 11:58:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re getting a kiss on the mouth next time I see you

28/8/2025, 11:56:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll rip your beating heart right out of your chest and swallow that blackened thing whole

28/8/2025, 11:55:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut up

28/8/2025, 11:01:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

You guys aren’t laughing with me😭

28/8/2025, 11:01:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha! You’re wrong! That’s dad’s basement

28/8/2025, 10:20:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re now on the list to be chopped in half

28/8/2025, 8:58:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s get a with Msdarth at Hampton. Wattyasay?

28/8/2025, 8:34:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ms.DarthMikesHair (@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social) reply parent

Chivon 😤

28/8/2025, 8:32:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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