NJ pizzatarian rumored to have made a presidential candidate cry
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Vance 2028* *cult not included
Don’t worry guys, Bill Cassidy is calling for an investigation into the “lack of scientific process being followed” by RFK Jr. in his “decisions directly impact[ing] children’s health.”
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Don’t look now, it’s Occam’s Republican again
I just hope both teams lose 👀
Seems even @bsky.app can’t believe this is real life now
Agreed. But pay attention to both. Today is the extended deadline to release the Epstein files to the House Oversight Committee. Buckle up for an insane day of distractions. Bolton is just the start.
Today is the extended deadline to release the Epstein files to the House Oversight Committee. Buckle up for an insane day of distractions. Bolton is just the start.
Today is the extended deadline to release the Epstein files to the House Oversight Committee. Buckle up for an insane day of distractions. Bolton is just the start.
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
Vance would be even worse
📢 PAGING DR. FREUD 📢
We could all use some rare good news these days. Thank you for everything @ejeancarroll.bsky.social 👏👏👏
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Anyone wanna take guess as to why Trump suddenly wants to convince his base that “14, 15, and 16-years-old” children are essentially adults?
Excellent & important thread 👇
Wow thanks Doc, that means a lot coming from you! 💙 excellent & important post!!
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Hey @democrats.org @kenmartin.bsky.social do it like this 👇
LOL LMAO EVEN 😭
In today’s edition of: “The Greatest Country in the History of the World… on the World Stage” Bravo 🏴
Still waiting on Joe
Outstanding analysis (as per usual) from Judd 👇
100% respect Hunter’s right to privacy 10000% fking respect👇 — Clooney: fck him, god bless him 🤣 Carville: hasn't won a race in 40 fking yrs Axelrod: one fking success- Obama Podbros: junior fking Obama speech writers cashing in since Tapper: who’s fking listening to him? not even your mom 💀
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Wooo boy, even the MAGA bots are in shambles 😬
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lol I thought the same thing
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Oh hey @jd-vance-1.bsky.social, the internet is forever
“I never wrote a picture in my life.” — Donald J. Trump
oh no 🫠👀
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No. Next question.
Uh oh
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What a totally normal time to be alive
Oof. 2026 is gonna be rough for Mike. Lawler: Why are you even covering Jeffrey Epstein nonsense? Berman: Well, uh, bc the Deputy Director of the FBI is protesting the DOJ handling & there have been shouting matches in the White House over it. A lot of people are agitated over this.
Inject this in my veins
MAGA-in-Moderate-clothing Mike Lawler (NY-17) says “it’s time to move on” from talking about Jeffrey Epstein. Sooo… you know what to do.
When you’ve lost Mike Flynn 😳
Oh, but wait, dear MAGA, there’s more! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...
Oh, but wait, dear MAGA, there’s more! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...
Oh but wait, there’s more! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...
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Think MAGA heads are exploding now? Just WAIT until they find out BILL BARR’S FATHER HIRED JEFFREY EPSTEIN, despite NO qualifications whatsoever — and HAD TO KNOW he was raping the girls at Dalton. YES. TRUMP’S AG BILL BARR WHO QUASHED THE EPSTEIN DEATH INVESTIGATION.
And another thing: I’m not in those files. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m in those files.
*Trump’s closest friend Epstein.
🤷🏻♀️ yep
**To be clear, I’m not making excuses for him — and he’ll likely never vote for a Democrat. But one less vote for a Republican in the future, esp in our governor’s race, is great no matter what the reason. MAGA in NJ want Cittiarelli to comment on it & any answer he gives will alienate some of them.
He didn’t actually know any of those things until now. Doesn’t consume any MSM. It was all the hype surrounding Trump’s own people claiming they had the files on their desks that got his attention. There’s a lightbulb on now that wasn’t before. Losing faith in all of them is bad for all of us.
100% true story. MAGA neighbor walking his dog last night says hi & then, randomly: WHAT ABOUT THIS SH*T WITH THE EPSTEIN LIST?! YA KNOW, I’M STARTING TO THINK TRUMP MIGHT BE ON IT. THEY SAID THEY HAD IT. WHAT OTHER REASON DO THEY HAVE TO NOT F*CKING RELEASE IT?! Keep. Talking. About. It.
DON’T SHARE THIS REPORT ABOUT ME & MY “CLOSEST FRIEND” JEFFREY EPSTEIN. GOD BLESS AMERICA! — Donald J. Trump docs.house.gov/meetings/JU/...
TRANSLATION: Talk about this and not the Epstein list. My base is finally starting to catch on that I’m totally involved. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! [Don’t fall for it.]
Even Putnam County REPUBLICANS are calling for an investigation — and say, if he was involved, he “should go down.” Mike Lawler’s response: 🦗🦗🦗 It’s not too soon to work on giving him the boot next year. Follow @fightlawler.bsky.social to start.👇 archive.is/2025.07.10-0...
Holy smokes. Looks like Team Lawler used Kremlin-style astroturfing to escalate the crowd at his Town Hall, to justify constituents being forcibly removed. Dude’s calculated & devious, but this is nuts. Constituents, demand he answer as to his involvement: 202-225-6506 archive.is/2025.07.08-1...
Sometimes I wish I was dumb, not gonna lie.
Check whether your Georgia voter registration is on the cancellation list. @ajc.com created a tool where you can type in your name, birth year, zip code and county to find out: www.ajc.com/politics/202...
Came here to say this
Imagine being this confidently dumb. That must be fun**
Sir. 😭
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Your 4th of July BBQ cost at least 12.7% more this year because of Trump’s tariffs. Make sure your friends, family members, neighbors, coworkers, mail carriers, dog walkers, hair stylists, dentists, your line-mate at the grocery store, etc. etc. — AND everyone you meet — know EXACTLY who to blame.
Your friendly reminder to watch out for stray fireworks! 👀 🧨🧨🧨🤣
Not-so-fun fact: Public urination at or near a school could be classified as lewd conduct, as defined by California Penal Code 647(a). A conviction carries up to six months in county jail and a fine of up to $1,000. Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov where you at??
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The fighters
No definitely not lol.
Dear 18-20 year old voters, As you head down the shore this weekend, please be safe… and steer clear of Republicans. Happy 4th of July!
@kenmartin.bsky.social & @democrats.org better be deploying surrogates EVERYWHERE in NJ headed into the gubernatorial election. Ignoring the little towns is inexcusable. Educate voters about what even the local Republicans are doing. 👆 We need every last vote all the way up AND down ballot.
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Just like the GOP writ large, Sussex County NJ Republicans are incompetent & lawless. They can’t be trusted to handle their own bookkeeping — don’t trust them to handle governance in our towns. Layup press release for @sussexdemsnj.bsky.social👇 cc: @njindivisible.bsky.social
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CNN’s response: JOE BIDEN IS ONE DAY OLDER THAN HE WAS YESTERDAY
BREAKING FROM CNN: JOE BIDEN IS ONE DAY OLDER THAN HE WAS YESTERDAY.
Super helpful thanks!
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Call Congress. 202-224-3121 Especially the Republicans. www.congress.gov/members/find...
Ahem 👇
Hard same
100% best reply 🏆
Tbh I don’t think I wanna know why Big Balls is trending, but Cuomo really can’t catch a break tonight man
