Bugger. *back to sleep*
Australian. Atheist. Skeptic. Woman. Mother. Crone. Self-employed. Blood donor. Avid reader. Lefty. Of course I have a cat. I do not sport. I love words. And boots. Slowly giving less fucks day by day. Older than I'd like to be. I don't auto follow back.
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Bugger. *back to sleep*
Oh you're in trouble 😂
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I feel ya, I really do 😂
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary's List
A delightful find this morning of a luxuriance of violets 💜🍂
Awesome! Fingers crossed for good weather at Milford Sound. It's divine! Do the glowworm tour at Te Anau - it's amazing. Have fun!
I apologise to anyone who saw “I saw” in a previous post when of course it should’ve been eyesore. I was using voice to text and it has a vocabulary level of about a sixth grader. My kingdom for an edit button but for now, my humiliation remains in the public eye 😂
Maybe next time! Have you been on the steamboat on the lake?
Oh. It is most definitely time. And apart from the pink nose, she looks very much like my little Miss Moo! The cat distribution system is calling you.
Fabulous! It’s one of my top three favourite places in the world. I love that town! Have they finished all the construction works on the mountain? It was a bit of an I saw in 2024. Are you going to do the luge? So much fun!
Tis the season- my cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
That “Diet of a first grader” part made me laugh out loud.
Anti democratic Freedom of information is essential for democracy. Adding barriers like extra costs is anti democratic.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... Aged care recipients who are waiting at home (such as myself) can take great comfort that there has been no delay whatsoever in the hundreds of Million$ given to the US for stupid submarines. There's enough for killing but not enough for living. #letdownlabor
If bikies were not allowed to hang out together then why is this nasty organisation with a long history of violence and recruitment of vulnerable young men allowed to gather, communicate or have access to the internet? Why hasn’t Thomas Sewell already been arrested?
6 months ago unthinkable. India was basically in the Western Camp, sucking up to USA and actively in QUAD to Contain China. Now the 🐉 the 🐘 and the 🐻 not only meeting ATM so chummily. They have stated they will work together to fight Trumpf and create a new Multipolar World for the Global South
Well, it's unlikely to be "to spend more time with his family"
JFC really? OK, I would be making a very loud complaint about that. Normalising #DVAW (and using it as decoration) is obscene 🤬
I didn’t see it. What was the topic? Should I catch it on iview tomorrow?
I immediately thought it was something to do with the Nightmare Before Christmas. I really hope it is meant to be Jack and Mary. Otherwise… WTF? 😂
I might support the government’s Nauru policy if it was exclusively used for the pathetic little Nazi Thomas Sewell and his band of moronic followers. Just think, they could march around and yell at the sea every day for the rest of their miserable lives. #ABC730
BREAKING: Jewish Envoy, Jillian Segal, issues scathing remarks regarding the neo-Nazi protests across Australia. ALSO BREAKING: Santa Claus reveals actual workshop at the North Pole 🙄
Looks good! How are you? Been meaning to message you - all ok in your world?
I assume our highly-paid Antisemitism Envoy has made a public statement denouncing Nazis marching in the streets & assaulting people, including First Nations peoples. I assume she'll demand police take decisive action & they're charged? I've probably just missed it, can someone send me the link?
😂 perfect! Except, in fairness, howler monkeys are much smarter!
WTF Barnaby Joyce 👇🏼 “What I say is that people have a right to ventilate those issues, if … you have a whole heap of people walking across the bridge waving Isis flags and Taliban flags, you’re getting a pushback. *BUURP*”
Spot on!
Thank you! I love her!
Right? We need more of her!
Hey Ron! You need to remember this place and GTFO of wherever else you've been hanging out 😂 All good here thanks. Bit stressed generally but in a better spot than many. How about you?
Oh FFS 🤬 Can your GP do anything? Isn't there a specialist there who is furious at what's [not] happening?
JFC i’m so sorry it had to reach that point for you to get the angiogram ☹️
Hope you don’t have to wait too long to be seen
Trump makes everything white trash. Classless dick.
This woman speaking at the #NPC is fantastic. She is so clear with her messaging but I fear that the people who should be listening to her won’t. #Auspol
I bet you are! I’m guessing you’re still in hospital?
Shame on every person who attended one of those hateful marches yesterday & by doing so empowered & emboldened this gang of thugs. If, as seems impossible, you didn't know before that the aim was to promote racism you do now. If you didn't know that you were consorting with nazis you do now. #Auspol
@birmo.bsky.social Will you allow this? 😂
Oh absolutely. Anything centring women is not going to get any traction. But centre men ...
A bank that won't take a cheque deposit. That's bad. You'd think they would have some duty to accept them while cheques are still a thing! You are a good neighbour though :)
A couple of mums here this morning. Too slow to get a photo of the first one’s Joey as it sprinted off when it saw me. Good training for dingo avoidance! #MacropodMonday #MacropodsOfMastodon #Mammals #Marsupials
SPRUNG
#Wordle 1,535 4/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oh come ON! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Jailable offence.
Please like and share! *me, handing someone a plate of hors d'oeuvres*
Good morning Finni! That is a beautiful sight. Can you believe that it is September and spring already!
And has moulded herself to the corner 😂
What? That’s now the second of these I’ve seen in the last 10 minutes! Well done you 🎉
This is so confusing for me. When I see “The Ropers”, I immediately think of George and Mildred.
Good morning everyone on this side of the world. Not only is it Monday, it’s September. Fark!
Excellent article. Thank you. I know who this guy is but DGF about him. I’m not his audience I guess 🤷🏼♀️ I’m not immune of course but this is exactly what I’ve always thought about the endless parade of reality TV slop. I’ve never understood why people watch it but they do so there’s always more.
Woohoo! Congratulations! It’s a real rush isn’t it? 🎉
‘Under capitalism we know that as long as there’s an audience, a market, people will rush to feed consumers what they want to receive. But markets are also created, demand is manufactured, and social media apps are helping shape the desire for this slop.’
Yeah well I had a good crack and now I am very happy being a coward.
Stop that now. Right now.
No. Just no.
As I said to a friend on FB about this exact thing, they really don't have a handle on irony or hypocrisy.
Thank you Kon. This is the way ❤️
The sweeping plains at Boolcoomatta. Being in this country makes you realise just how insignificant you are in the scheme of things. I find it strangely exhilarating.
I’m old, but not that old. But my ancestors were on the first fleet. I’d never tell her that though! I’m not keen on having my lineage weaponised/politicised like that but I guess there’s nothing that can be done about it. So awful all this crap today.
Survivors of Men's abuse have never been believed. The minute a man says it didnt happen, it gets believed. Victims get blamed for not being able to cope.They must be lying. Men dont want to fix domestic violence. That is why it's in a little crime group away from general violence #auspol
😂 fair enough! And thank you 🥂
Sorry. We're all feeling it 😂 But one day ...!
The online quiz - I usually do really well yelling at the TV but I did quite poorly with this one! I passed but barely 😂
Is it?
I want to do this!
Sorry to make light of it. It's my default position. I hope it happens for you one day.
Waiting. Patiently waiting.
It's Bax's birthday?! I haven't seen him around much. Happy birthday Bax! I hope you have a great day and an excellent year ahead 🎂🥳🎈
I'm not going looking for that!
‘Boris Johnson Debuts New Look’ The most cursed headline ever written
Best good morning I've seen in a long time!!
Good morning Bluesky.
Yeah. But as someone said earlier, it's been fun and a great rehearsal for the real thing!
Well at least that gif made me laugh!
At 61 I DGAF 😂 I've never even been anyone's "love of their life" let alone have a song dedicated to me! But good luck to you in your wait!
Bugger.
So ... not dead. Yet.
Well of course I would say it’s a duck but I will check with you know who, who believes he is an authority on what is and what isn’t a duck 😂
Green Day should do a remake called "Wake Me Up When The Bastard's Dead."
Hasn't been seen for days. So we're all hopeful!
Oooh!
It’s funny/not funny. There’s the answer you know you aren’t going to get (he’s not) and the answer you want (oh yes he is). Still. Goal for life - don’t be that guy.
Check the hashtag #IsHeDeadYet !
Been out to dinner. #IsHeDeadYet ?
Sheesh.... actually dying would be one hell of a distraction from the #Epstein files. #IsHeDeadYet
Right. That's it. You have won the Internet 😂
This isn't doomscrolling, it's schadenfeed.
I'm quite sure that Felon X34 is alive and well. That said would it not be ironic if Joe Biden outlived the Felon?🤔 After years of coverage of Joe's declining health in MSM would be really an amazing turn of events if Biden survived the Felon?
If only the main & only problem with the US was Trump, not the fucked systems & ignorant millions that put him there.
How are you feeling? Has your temperature come down?
Say what you like about Australians, but when our last PM went missing for days and weeks at a time, it never trended that he might be dead. 😀 #AusPol
When it does happen dancing in the streets is totally appropriate
Just keep using the hashtag. It's all over FB as well #IsHeDeadYet
Current status: Ghoulscroll refreshing.