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Muffy Saint-John

@muffy.bsky.social

Leader of the Hamburger Helper people. I’m a weremom.

created July 25, 2023

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Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a Diet Pepsi lady myself. I come from a Pepsi family.

2/9/2025, 11:16:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "It breaks my heart to report that we have been told ICE will try to disrupt community picnics and peaceful parades. Let's be clear -- the terror and cruelty is the point, not the safety of anybody living here."

2/9/2025, 8:14:33 PM | 14262 4579 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Vicious (@alleywaykrew.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 10:56:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh

2/9/2025, 11:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

What was the big announcement?

2/9/2025, 10:25:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

Did some tests with a water based resistant product. I’m learning to do batik.

2/9/2025, 12:04:27 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s one of my favorite weirdos

1/9/2025, 11:56:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool!

1/9/2025, 10:47:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The painting?

1/9/2025, 10:40:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Good girl

1/9/2025, 10:37:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations!

1/9/2025, 10:36:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soren Spicknall (@sorenspicknall.bsky.social) reposted

With credible reports that there will soon be a major increase in federal immigration enforcement activity in Chicago, I want to once again highlight the Family Support Network - a rapid response resource run by the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights (ICIRR). Use it if you spot ICE.

An infographic reads: If you need assistance due to ICE detention, or to report any suspected ICE sightings, call 855-435-7693. Visit icirr.org/fsn for hotline and Know Your Rights info. An infographic reads: Llame a la linea directa de apoyo familiar 855-435-7693. Obtener apoyo legal de deportacion, reportar cualquier actividad de ICE, obtener referidos para servicios legales y socialies. Ayuda disponsible en Ingles, Korean, Arabic, Chinese, Polish, Urdu, Vietnamese, Haitian, Creole, Quechua, Ukranian, Russian, and Hindi
1/9/2025, 9:43:23 PM | 128 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s plenty of audio

1/9/2025, 10:01:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

For a second I thought the Kool-Aid Man was wearing a church lady hat

1/9/2025, 9:56:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Weekend at Bernie’s

1/9/2025, 9:55:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

This shark is crazy

1/9/2025, 9:53:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa! Those gams!

1/9/2025, 9:52:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

First song I played this morning

1/9/2025, 9:52:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ours is Big Boi

1/9/2025, 9:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

Cue the Earth, Wind, and Fire

1/9/2025, 12:55:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Go Judge Sooknanan, go!

31/8/2025, 11:05:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

There are no days off from perimenopause

31/8/2025, 8:10:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

A little bit of column A, a bit of column B.

31/8/2025, 8:01:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

A+ paw work by Sasquatch; dog did a good job too

31/8/2025, 3:54:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

When I finish Abbott Elementary I may rewatch Lower Decks for my treadmill show. Treadmill + a comfy favorite TV show = EXTRA EXTRA mood booster

31/8/2025, 3:53:55 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll take the bad ones right now

31/8/2025, 1:22:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll get people exercising

31/8/2025, 1:41:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Godzilla is a cute little baby and Cujo is a good boy who had a bad day

31/8/2025, 1:27:54 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?! So cute!

31/8/2025, 1:22:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m very excited for that afghan

30/8/2025, 7:46:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

I missed the big rumor, what is it?

30/8/2025, 7:16:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Quick, someone ask him about sharks

30/8/2025, 2:57:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

Whenever he dies it'll be like when L. Ron Hubbard died and upper management told the parishioners he was smoking Kool cigarettes with Xenu on new, higher planes of existence.

30/8/2025, 2:56:07 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

Weekend at Bernie's?

30/8/2025, 2:54:16 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to get the Texas prison newsletter, I recommend that one. Lots of personal growth stories in there!

30/8/2025, 2:19:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

He is innocent! She said she didn't know him, but thought he was a creep so good enough to testify for the prosecution. Zero remorse!! I do not miss the Austin punk rock mean girls.

30/8/2025, 1:54:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

I watched The Yogurt Shop Murders doc on HBO. I used to live in that neighborhood in Austin, even go to the nail salon that was in the same place. I just cannot stop thinking about that stereotypical Austin punk rock mean girl who testified at Robert Springsteen's trial.

30/8/2025, 1:54:05 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I want to see a nine on the tension scale !

29/8/2025, 10:55:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I looooooovvvveeeedddd the Fallout TV show!! I don't really understand what Five Freddy's is, but it looks like fun.

29/8/2025, 9:56:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoooo!! Which one are you going to see? The Terrifier one?!

29/8/2025, 10:46:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Because I listen to them ALL THE TIME! They are Earth, Wind, and Fire level for me.

29/8/2025, 1:02:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we talking 2/3 of the regular couch?

29/8/2025, 1:01:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

GAP Band?

29/8/2025, 12:59:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

No Halloween guys??

28/8/2025, 3:18:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

I know that things have been overwhelming lately, I'm sorry life has been so tough. Now is a great time to remember the good things - because they are still here. What are you looking forward to? We have college football this weekend and regular football next week, Halloween...

28/8/2025, 3:16:59 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Here to talk!

28/8/2025, 3:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool lady

28/8/2025, 2:39:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Better to learn and know how to help

28/8/2025, 2:33:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent work! And on new comic book day

28/8/2025, 1:23:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

You learn how to reset your mind and keep trying.

28/8/2025, 1:05:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m doing my own firearms training. More guns on the streets with less trained shooters every day that passes. The best thing I can do is to be knowledgeable.

28/8/2025, 1:03:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s fine by me, if you did your chores go for it

28/8/2025, 1:00:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

August is always the biggest stinker of the year

28/8/2025, 12:59:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

Worst months : August, July, January, February

27/8/2025, 10:09:26 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

So excited for August to fuck off into the sun.

27/8/2025, 10:08:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice to see a good piece of news for a change!

27/8/2025, 10:07:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Judge Xinis issues order barring Trump administration from deporting Kilmar Abrego Garcia “until further order of the Court.” The admin stated earlier that it would not deport him during this habeas consideration. Also per today’s order, the habeas hearing is set for Oct. 6.

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT DISTRICT OF MARYLAND CHAMBERS OF PAULA XINIS UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE 6500 CHERRYWOOD LANE GREENBELT, MD 20770 Re: August 27, 2025 25-cv-2780, Abrego Garcia v. Noem, et al. LETTER ORDER Dear Parties: For the reasons discussed during today's recorded scheduling conference, the Court sets the following schedule: September 22, 2025 Respondents' response to the habeas petition is due. September 29, 2025 October 2, 2025 5:00 PM Petitioner's reply is due. Parties shall submit witness lists to the Court. October 6, 2025 10:00 AM Evidentiary Hearing Courtroom 2C, United States District Court, Greenbelt, Maryland. Respondents have represented that Petitioner will not be removed from the continental United States prior to the October 6, 2025 hearing. Nonetheless, Respondents are ENJOINED until further order of the Court from removing Petitioner from the continental United States, and must ensure that Petitioner remains detained within 200 miles of the Greenbelt, Maryland courthouse to preserve his access to both criminal and habeas counsel. Although informal, this correspondence constitutes an Order of the Court and shall be docketed as such. Sincerely, Paula Xinis United States District Judge
27/8/2025, 7:41:07 PM | 1761 458 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

GWAR 🥰🥰🥰

27/8/2025, 10:00:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Enhance a book: Tom Clancy’s Everybody Poops

27/8/2025, 9:58:14 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m surprised the chef served it whole like that

26/8/2025, 10:04:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, that’s a big accomplishment

25/8/2025, 12:47:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yessss, I love adorable freckle boy!

25/8/2025, 12:37:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

MISSED YOU!!!

25/8/2025, 12:17:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DJ (@djmaggot.bsky.social) reposted

Quark should have been Grand Negus.

24/8/2025, 1:20:54 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!

23/8/2025, 12:26:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s titche to you, sir.

23/8/2025, 12:01:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Not liking this, but just saying I know and that you aren’t alone. They visit us too.

21/8/2025, 1:57:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s ready for the Banana League!

21/8/2025, 1:55:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...

Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
19/8/2025, 7:00:41 PM | 4196 574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

Looking to speak to someone in the DC National Guard on background. Message me on signal at marisakabas.04

19/8/2025, 3:33:43 AM | 611 222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

You’ll have to watch porn during video calls or else!

19/8/2025, 10:56:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

You got this!

19/8/2025, 10:45:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Kuchman (@billkuchman.bsky.social) reposted

It's gonna be such a pain to have to take the license plate off my car whenever I want to vote.

18/8/2025, 6:26:50 PM | 1422 246 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted

People are booing and throwing sandwiches

18/8/2025, 11:58:18 PM | 2093 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Official Gene timeline

18/8/2025, 1:20:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bloody Popcorn (@bloodypopcorn.bsky.social) reposted

See also: "the last day of summer."

18/8/2025, 1:11:49 PM | 52 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

Tummy not feeling great today

18/8/2025, 12:53:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah!! Are people going to learn about Team America: World Police too?

18/8/2025, 12:02:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Rated over Bruce, got it

18/8/2025, 11:40:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Full Daniel Day Lewis!

18/8/2025, 11:39:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeremy Allen White goes to a lot of Cubs games, so I’ve decided that he’s a method actor living as The Bear in Chicago.

18/8/2025, 11:28:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers conquers all!

18/8/2025, 11:24:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to play a game. A country and western music history trivia game! I’m only corny on days ending with Y.

18/8/2025, 2:37:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s going to climb with those claws!

18/8/2025, 2:34:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Mad Cat” Cattis (@madcatcattis.bsky.social) reposted

And now, making her Fort Cattis debut for #BlackCatAppreciationDay, may we present...Private Domino! #CatsOfBluesky #Kittens

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18/8/2025, 2:20:07 AM | 44 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

💜💜

18/8/2025, 2:06:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations! I dropped out of college never looked back. Proud of people who can do the work and continue to work full time.

18/8/2025, 2:06:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The best Springsteen is Pamela Springsteen

18/8/2025, 2:04:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

So cool that you and that baby have a pet bear at home

18/8/2025, 2:03:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The AI commercials are the worst!

18/8/2025, 1:59:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha, I saw a sub sandwich too

18/8/2025, 12:42:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yellow Starbursts are good!

18/8/2025, 12:08:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

The Hulk Hogan angel part

17/8/2025, 8:40:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Governor of California

17/8/2025, 8:40:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone loves Taco Tuesday but Burrito Sunday also provides Monday’s lunch.

17/8/2025, 8:05:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like one of the Wizard of Oz trees, but he’s the claymation Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer of the bunch.

17/8/2025, 7:21:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, let me know what time to meet you at the Time Machine.

17/8/2025, 7:18:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

It’s Burrito Sunday!

17/8/2025, 7:17:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Muffy Saint-John (@muffy.bsky.social)

The more I learn about him, the more I love him. www.advocate.com/news/andry-h...

17/8/2025, 5:12:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Sudbay (@joesudbay.bsky.social) reposted

“And to the LGBTQ+ community in the U.S., he has a message. “Here you have a Venezuelan brother who loves you, too. This fight will go on for a long time, but I know we will meet someday,” he said."

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