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I’ve looked up the origin of seppo and the result has obliterated me
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I’ve looked up the origin of seppo and the result has obliterated me
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
I can has Bob Dylan—finally? (You know this comes from a place of love. For Dylan, not Altman.)
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Facebook just showed me this:
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
For that money I can’t even buy a condo in Mississauga. *cries in Canadian*
mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself.bsky.social) reposted
Victoria described an Only Connect team member as an antipodean mathematician and my tiny American brain imploded
Ready Salted (@readysalted.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe he tried cutting his own bangs and is now just waiting it out.
Viv 🎉 (@v.milcom.in) reposted
Imagine hating me while I'm stuck in traffic going to the office to do stuff that I could've done from home.
John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) reposted
Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me. “Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
[The idea runs counter to the “push yourself” culture of gyms and fitness apps. Instead of breathless effort, zone zero exercise is all about moving slowly enough that you could chat very comfortably the whole time.] But do something. Anything.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
The exam we all need to take.
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi novelist🪐 (@dnschmidt.com) reposted
Wolverine’s healing power can push bullets out of his body. Do you think that works with microplastic? Every once in a while, does he just cough up a Lego?
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Tagging for visibility. #IndiaSky
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Hear, hear.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
They seem … cultured.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuniculture is a hare-raising experience.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
How I feel scrolling through Bluesky. Not the title, but the lyrics.
Julie Lavender Menace (@2tickytacky.bsky.social) reposted
The check engine light is there to let you know your dash bulbs are working.
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
If you want to really know someone, take a look at what doesn't get them upset.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish you well, brother. And plenty of strength.
Jesus and Butthead (@jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when denying science was stupid and ignorant, not "critical thinking"? Yeah, that was cool.
CrazyMyra (@outonthemoors.bsky.social) reposted
Ancient Egyptians walked like that to avoid treading on their darn cats.
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw a headline called “Maria Sharapova’s superpower” and was genuinely shocked that it wasn’t “losing to Serena Williams”
Blather Wince Repeat (@blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social) reposted
Thanks, Power Phrases™ — my strongly worded letters are now a metaphorical gut punch to virtually any hapless recipient.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Projectile vomiting and diarrhea with debilitating cramps at 3:30 am to own the libs.
Arka (@lost-iora.bsky.social) reposted
When Sylvia Plath wrote, “being born a woman is my awful tragedy”, the entire female population of the Indian subcontinent felt that personally
Madhav (@madhav.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote about my short vacation to Scotland: mostlycharmless.blogspot.com/2025/08/on-f...
Emory (@emory-f8.bsky.social) reposted
Did you know? In the Victorian era, Princess Victoria Gowramma became the first Indian royal woman to set foot in England. She was baptized and forced into Christianity at Buckingham Palace. The aristocracy saw her more as an exotic curiosity than a real princess #Victorian #history
Algonquin K Farquhar II (@buddhatree.bsky.social) reposted
My best advice for young people is to inherit real estate.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounded like the Trivandrum pronunciation of the Filipino fried chicken chain.
Professor Katharine Adeney (@katadeney.bsky.social) reposted
What struck me about this article is how this reflects what happened in India with the BJP mastering the new way of politics #SouthAsiaSky
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Good stuff.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, ha, ha, ha.
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
“Luka” peaks at #3 today in 1987 — a song for which Suzanne Vega said she once received a fan letter: Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Let’s boo-gie!
Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted
Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Cab (@cabfolio.com) reposted
Post an old illustration you still like This kinda served as a proof of concept when I finally decided to start Utown. I can't believe I drew this in 2017 0.0
Helen Day (@lbflyawayhome.bsky.social) reposted
The four beautiful biscuit tins designed by CF Tunnicliffe in the mid-1950s, shortly before he began to work for Ladybird
Simon Ward (@drrubberfunk.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Thankful for his tireless quest to uncover the real truths about the Norwegian Leather Industry.
Tits McGee (@scientits.bsky.social) reposted
Adrian Mole
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Rinse, repeat.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
So HOT. Hands and thighs burning. Help!
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
കുട്ടീ, നിർത്തി, നിർത്തി തുന്നൂ; എന്നാലല്ലേ ഭാവം വരൂ.
Manning Krull (@manningkrull.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I know it's impossible to be a consumer in this town and not give money to Republican-owned businesses; I just wish they'd practice their disgusting lifestyle in the privacy of their homes instead of shoving it in our faces.
D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi novelist🪐 (@dnschmidt.com) reposted
Ever see a toddler in a car seat with a toy steering wheel? They make vroom vroom noises and say “Look, Mommy, I’m driving the car!” Anyway, that’s what I think of when you show off your AI “art.”
Scare Quotes (@quote-unquote.bsky.social) reposted
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? Me: That’s when I carried you.
D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi novelist🪐 (@dnschmidt.com) reposted
You think you hate your coworkers? Imagine doing the opening credits at a streaming service when the guy down the hall comes up with the Skip Intro button. I’d get to work early every day just to close the elevator door in his face. “Oops, I must have pressed the Skip Dave button again!”
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Lost all respect for somebody pulling the latter perfunctory compliance racket, the reluctance coming across strong. The first kind is more honest, in comparison. Sad, really.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
The cross I bear.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Sitting through a Copilot “training session” with my camera and microphone forcibly muted, muttering, “What is the point of this? You took three times as long to iteratively create a shitty insincere email with faux-cheerful emojis.” I’d rather have Jesus instead.
D.N. Schmidt, sci-fi novelist🪐 (@dnschmidt.com) reposted
Oh, don’t go to that nightclub. That’s just a tourist trap. The last tourist had to chew his own leg off to escape. Personally, I think tourist trapping is cruel, but it’ll keep happening as long as rich folk keep buying their pelts.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
No, this is better. I just imagined a whole cornfield in Iowa vanish right before my eyes.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Well played.
Joe Colacrai (@ageofuprising.bsky.social) reposted
Hey babe, can you move your Dostoevsky books? The Real Housewives of Alligator Alcatraz is on.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday!
Madhav (@madhav.bsky.social) reposted
Alright, here's my Comic-Con story: mostlycharmless.blogspot.com/2025/08/san-...
Chembu🌺🧶 (@chembarathi.bsky.social) reposted
You look for a long time till you find the right ears. Till then, there are birds and lamps to be spoken to, a patient cloth rubbing shine in circles, and the slow, gradually growing possibility that when you find such ears they already know. - Naomi Shihab Nye #Poetry #LiteratureSky 💙📚👀
Emissary Janus (@blacktonystark.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Those flaws have been there for literally hundreds of years but it was okay because the fascist stuff was only for Black people.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. Placed a hold at the library.
show me your kitties (@frickinferal.bsky.social) reposted
“Never again,” I whisper as I double knot my sneakers.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Dak (@dak.bsky.social) reposted
When you’re a kid, staying up late feels like rebellion. As an adult, staying up late just feels like you’re in a hostage situation with your own brain.
Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) reposted
Nothing says you don’t know anything about me like sending me an invite to LinkedIn
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
Emory (@emory-f8.bsky.social) reposted
Did you know? In the Victorian era, public toilets were not common in London, so there was an issue with people relieving themselves in the streets. When the city changed this, urinals were free, but stalls cost a penny. So men could go for free, but women had to pay. #Victorian #history
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
What a cutie-coo.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
അതന്നെ.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Astute observation.
Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted
This philosophy is the backbone of every decision Trump makes
Jayaprakash has a mastertape (@jayaprakash777.bsky.social) reposted
What I miss about writing is the process of writing. The notional space in which I was engaging with words, ideas, images, and trying to weave something out of them. It is a good distraction from contemplating bad news and personal failings.
CrazyMyra (@outonthemoors.bsky.social) reposted
Repost with a quote from a show/movie that's actually good advice
PP (@plainparanoid.bsky.social) reposted
Any #Manga readers here? I'm looking for recommendations for some oneshot manga. But no romance/drama genre. Also I read a lot of Junji Ito stuff and I want a break from horror. Sci-fi would be nice too. 1/2
Kara McNair (@karamcnair.bsky.social) reposted
I’m choosing to believe that it’s the mask speaking, not the Murderbot cosplayer.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing.
Tonseus (@tonseus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I didn’t forget #WorldElephantDay but forgot to actually post my favorite elephant picture. Kenya May 2025
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Pegasus.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG, WHAT DID YOU DO? ARE YOU A CYBERDELINQUENT, BRO?
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Hero.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Good one. I Googled and found this:
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I no longer have that home.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Home is where the roaming stops.
Jack (@wakeupangry.bsky.social) reposted
We’re winning the War on Facts.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
You did the right thing.
Jayaprakash has a mastertape (@jayaprakash777.bsky.social) reposted
'Merit', as those of us who have followed the debates over reservations in Indian education know, is a code word for 'people like us, the right sort of people.'
percy abyss shelley (@trite.bsky.social) reposted
I just watched Weapons and someone loudly shouted WTF almost at the same time Josh Brolin said it on screen and everyone laughed. Movies have the power to change the world.
Cool Spyro (@coolspyro.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder what happens to "Elvis Presley isn't dead" conspiracists as time goes on. Do you just randomly decide one day "okay he'd be really old now, I've decided he died today"? Or do you just ramp it up? "Elvis Presley isn't dead, he's 120 years old and stronger than ever, we need exorcists"
lisabug (@lisabug.bsky.social) reposted
Why waste your money on a vasectomy? Wear Crocs instead.
R Subramanian (he/him) (@subu.bsky.social) reposted
Time to get my shot, I suppose.
The Littlest Oaf (@thelittlestoaf.bsky.social) reposted
You know the world’s gone to shit when you hear some new music you like and your first reaction is “is it AI?”
THE BOOK GIRL (@the-book-girl.bsky.social) reposted
Told my grandkids that back in the olden days they used to deliver a big thick book right to your doorstep that doxxed everybody in your town and they truly think I'm makin that shit up.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
New book, old photo.
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
Indeed, and Americans are particularly unprepared for a court system that accelerates authoritarianism. Our cultural memory is of a judiciary that protects rights, the history is more a defender of the status quo that is wary of executive power. The present judiciary flips both of those upside down.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Seems heavy. Check out that photo credit.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Even more ironically, only a tiny fraction is planet based.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean …
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social)
Suck it, Shashi Tharoor.
Sharada (@sharada.bsky.social) reposted
Drank around 600ml of concentrated bottled chicken bone broth in a feverish daze. Discovered it expires in 2029. I am now a ‘roach. Indestructible.
Dan Devine (@yourmandevine.bsky.social) reposted
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
Mujib (@mujib.bsky.social) reply parent
For biryani: Food Text, Bakery Junction, Trivandrum Bombay Restaurant, Silk Street, Calicut For fish meal (ha!): Hotel Mubarak, Chalai Market, Trivandrum Amma Mess, Puthiyara, Calicut Hotel Lisy, Karanthur, Calicut And the best unnakai: Grand Upahaar, Mananchira, Calicut Guten Appetit!