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National Security Advisor Captain Crunch

@murderinalgiers.bsky.social

Theatre tech, extreme music fanatic and vinyl collector. Indoctrinating your children. Left is best.

created August 9, 2023

129 followers 207 following 1,418 posts

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Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted

"Be loud for America" is a great line, tbh. I can picture it on t-shirts and bumper stickers, etc.

2/9/2025, 9:54:15 PM | 705 123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Gurri (@adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com) reposted

Found a kind of guy

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2/9/2025, 3:13:48 PM | 364 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

This is why I was telling rubes to stop filing behind Newsom because of some cheap political theatre. This is what actually doing politics looks like.

2/9/2025, 10:22:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.

2/9/2025, 8:56:43 PM | 26084 7446 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted

Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."

2/9/2025, 8:22:17 PM | 8748 2934 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reposted

The Bluesky Lib Cycle Post 1: "I think its okay to throw trans people under the bus" Post 2: "okay guys there was a misunderstanding I only meant throw them under the bus if we really really have to" Post 3: "so much for the tolerant left"

2/9/2025, 6:42:59 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

we’re about to see a second wave of teen reddit atheism the world has never seen before

2/9/2025, 9:21:39 PM | 6559 943 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Man this meme really has some legs

2/9/2025, 6:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

The Bluesky Lib Cycle Post 1: "I think its okay to throw trans people under the bus" Post 2: "okay guys there was a misunderstanding I only meant throw them under the bus if we really really have to" Post 3: "so much for the tolerant left"

2/9/2025, 6:42:59 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

No one is keeping you and your shit takes here

1/9/2025, 6:48:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Or we could all just raise our standards a little to find a widely appealing candidate instead of immediately falling in line behind the guy doing podcasts with fucking Charlie Kirk

31/8/2025, 5:56:50 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Its so fucking morally bankrupt that these people are willing to back someone they know nobody likes over even attempting to find a widely appealing candidate. Spoiler. It's because they dont actually dislike Newsom's policies, they just dont want you to know that.

31/8/2025, 5:55:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Especially irritating if you work with grubby ass children like I do

31/8/2025, 5:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Im still thinking about Weapons

31/8/2025, 5:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time

Brian Krassenstein If Innocent, RIP OJ Simpson.
30/8/2025, 10:11:20 PM | 3171 263 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Cameras are also Hamas

31/8/2025, 5:50:33 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted

there should be some kind of trick or treat element to 9/11 imo

31/8/2025, 4:00:47 AM | 166 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted

when you jack off do you usually end with a down stroke or an up stroke, bet it says a lot about you

31/8/2025, 4:43:49 AM | 57 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

What is this Bunsen Honeydew headed monster

Trump’s face looking even blobbier than usual
31/8/2025, 4:44:02 AM | 296 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Checked on my organic daughter now its time to

30/8/2025, 11:30:57 PM | 338 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sasha the Furious Ghost 👻 (@sashafury.bsky.social) reposted

We're all waiting so hard but: A watched death never dies. —Grandma proverb

30/8/2025, 10:48:07 PM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Audre Schutte (@charamath.bsky.social) reposted

If sexy Watto is what this f*d up universe needs to right this timeline, then sexy Watto is what it gets.

Watto getting drenched on a chair
30/8/2025, 1:03:29 PM | 2256 462 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) reposted

today was just practice for the real thing

nathan fielder in the rehearsal with laptop attached to torso harness
30/8/2025, 9:37:47 PM | 323 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

This can't be real wtf

30/8/2025, 6:58:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

streets are saying that donald trump is a clone

30/8/2025, 5:32:56 PM | 1949 108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted

i think of myself as a man of principle. i'm not someone who can simply be bought and paid for. that being said, if the DNC is interested, for the low low price of one million dollars, i'd be willing to discuss me posting "gavin newsom is lowkey HOT AF 🥵"

30/8/2025, 5:50:00 PM | 106 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmfaooo

30/8/2025, 5:01:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

30/8/2025, 4:50:26 AM | 16252 4305 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

What the fuck is going on right now lmfao

30/8/2025, 5:02:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

You should be fired immediately

30/8/2025, 3:21:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

You should resign.

30/8/2025, 3:05:03 AM | 951 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted

At some point in the not too distant future the conventional wisdom will be that this was a period where the US focused on dumb shit while China took the lead in multiple domains

30/8/2025, 2:59:27 AM | 4328 977 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hard Drive (@hard-drive.net) reposted

Movie pitch "Nepo Baby Demon Hunters" and it's just Jack Quaid, Dakota Johnson, and Margaret Qualley killing all the other nepo babies

30/8/2025, 2:26:41 AM | 480 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Blind is also like the first song on their setlist dude couldn't even contain himself

29/8/2025, 9:16:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

I cant believe anyone out here in 2025 is still defending Dani Filth

29/8/2025, 8:24:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

@numetalmoment.bsky.social

29/8/2025, 8:00:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Man I keep trying to get a rude label but its not working yet

29/8/2025, 5:28:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

A meme of Martha whooping Mark Cubans ass while the Louvre records
29/8/2025, 2:08:46 PM | 1786 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted

Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social • 11h Do you think this site can survive with no revenue and a single demo ? For how long ? Or do you not care if it survives ? Just curious your perspective. And I used to be the 4th most blocked ! ... marthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social You only see value in things that are monetized, don't you? Community has no meaning for you unless you can make money from it in some way...
29/8/2025, 2:00:58 PM | 3926 532 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad all the dipshits are busy glazing Newsom right now for le epic ownz

29/8/2025, 5:27:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

See, this is how you fucking do it. Not releasing fucking meme coins.

29/8/2025, 5:26:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Youre a fucking moron

29/8/2025, 5:25:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Like how the fuck is the Democratic party less put together than these fucking losers?

29/8/2025, 2:49:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Maryland

29/8/2025, 2:47:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pls don’t do in the news nothing about me🔻 (@bradicality.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

liberals vs leftists

29/8/2025, 2:04:57 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Theyre the least serious people in the country

29/8/2025, 2:33:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Ironic comments from him considering hes championing an issue with an 8% approval rating among Dem voters

29/8/2025, 2:33:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

They’d all rather be captain of the losing team indefinitely than give up their jobs to save possibly the entire planet.

29/8/2025, 1:58:19 AM | 314 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted

if we all concentrate our efforts i believe we can bully chatgtp into killing itself

29/8/2025, 2:26:56 AM | 85 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Bro these people are so fucking inept I cannot believe they can even tie their own shoes

29/8/2025, 2:31:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Case in point

29/8/2025, 2:13:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Bot

29/8/2025, 2:11:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

These people are actually psychopaths

29/8/2025, 2:10:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmfao well done

29/8/2025, 2:08:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pasta Paradox 𓅣 (@pastaparadox.bsky.social) reposted

29/8/2025, 1:59:45 AM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

"Purity test" is just a dog whistle for "I think its okay to throw certain minority groups under the bus to get what I want".

29/8/2025, 2:00:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Sort of ironic that Newsom's attempts to rage bait Republicans is only serving to push the left farther away from Democrats. Republicans dont give a fuck about this cheap political theatre theyre getting exactly what they want right now.

29/8/2025, 1:54:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao x3

29/8/2025, 1:02:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao x2

29/8/2025, 12:56:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao

29/8/2025, 12:56:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

These are the people complaining about "purity tests"

28/8/2025, 11:54:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh they're not afraid to say it. They're happy to tell you they think your life has no value.

28/8/2025, 11:53:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay so youre just a bot. Got it.

28/8/2025, 11:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Thats why you guys lose elections

28/8/2025, 11:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Theyre saying you deserve to be in a concentration camp if you disagree with them

28/8/2025, 11:49:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

"There is one enemy but I will gleefully watch you die if you dare to disagree with me"

28/8/2025, 11:48:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Liberals crying about purity test candidates are really just exposing their own lack of any real morals

28/8/2025, 11:47:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey I thought we were friends? Your bio says we are.

28/8/2025, 11:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Abundance shills are so eager to throw people under the bus

28/8/2025, 11:22:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

There is literally a reply function my guy Now explain your weird October 7th comment.

28/8/2025, 11:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeremy kaplowitz (@jeremykaplowitz.com) reposted

guys i'm doing IRONIC fraud

28/8/2025, 11:08:11 PM | 147 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck are you talking about? And why are you quoting everything like anyone is gonna read it?

28/8/2025, 11:17:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Today's Bluesky Lib Post of the Day

28/8/2025, 11:11:46 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Ironic statement considering you're blaming everyone but the Democrats for their own loss

28/8/2025, 11:11:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

But I also think Harris is a worthless politician and the Democratic establishment is the entire reason we're in this mess. Consider not being a sycophant.

28/8/2025, 11:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Just thinking about Ronnie Radke sitting around today more mad than he's ever been in his life lmao

28/8/2025, 10:52:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

I did vote for Harris

28/8/2025, 10:51:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

I did vote but you're still telling me to enjoy the camps. Can you at least keep your fascism straight?

28/8/2025, 10:47:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmfao

28/8/2025, 10:47:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

The boulder will make it to the bottom eventually

28/8/2025, 10:41:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how much they cost

28/8/2025, 10:27:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue MAGA strikes again

28/8/2025, 10:17:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Its cute that you think youre somehow immune to being thrown in a camp as well

28/8/2025, 10:15:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

So you support oppression and murder of your political opponents? And you wonder why people call you guys Blue MAGA.

28/8/2025, 10:15:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you want people to die because they disagree with you?

28/8/2025, 10:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

I did vote. Do I still deserve to die?

28/8/2025, 10:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

So much for "you are my people"

28/8/2025, 9:54:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Its also funny that in this scenario they're somehow immune to being thrown in a camp cuz at the end of a day its just a fantasy theyre having about punishing people who disagree with them

28/8/2025, 9:53:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably hasn't actually had a real conversation with any minorities tbh

28/8/2025, 9:52:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Its really telling how gleeful you shitlibs are about people being oppressed

28/8/2025, 9:45:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Im not really a Fantano guy but I love anything that makes Ronald Radke look bad. Not that its hard.

28/8/2025, 9:44:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Gavin Newsom wants to be a Republican so bad

28/8/2025, 8:58:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

Am I the only person who thinks this is hilarious? Cuz its sort of hilarious.

28/8/2025, 8:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

America will do anything to not recognize white supremacy when its happening

28/8/2025, 8:55:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sassafras (@sasuga.bsky.social) reposted

I remember when the Columbine massacre happened and very serious media and political figures deliberately hid the fact that the shooters were neo-Nazis and claimed that they did it because they were bullied (they weren’t) and that they wore black clothes. Just thought I’d mention that

27/8/2025, 10:23:49 PM | 3641 1207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.

28/8/2025, 1:38:02 PM | 23220 6373 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted

arcadus (they/them) and 10... @imdmingy... • 4h kinda crazy that Gavin Newsom killed JFK Katharine Kit Kerr @kitkerr.bsky.social I know this is a joke, at least I hope so, but Newsom was born in 1967. 4 years after Kennedy was shot. Gotta be careful with jokes, the MAGAts tend to believe them as true.:-):-)
28/8/2025, 2:15:46 AM | 717 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I found out from my feed and I wish I didnt

28/8/2025, 3:00:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social)

This might be the funniest interaction I've ever had on here

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28/8/2025, 2:01:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture National Security Advisor Captain Crunch (@murderinalgiers.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Joe Biden

28/8/2025, 1:05:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view