Murph04
@murph04.bsky.social
Some people laugh, I suppose. Talk about Video Games on The Daydreamcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4fI3YMKs6KZ1QpKlLQsKYG Talk about nonsense on This Podcast is a Bad Idea: https://open.spotify.com/show/6uO8FNXpamHgqYmBGPDH2I
Created: August 13, 2023
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Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Thinking about this video today and was pleasantly surprised that it passed 100 views when I wasn't looking. May not be a lot in the grand scheme, but I like to think what I talk about in this vid helped one of those 100 viewers going through similar stuff. ππͺπͺπͺππΆ youtu.be/Hnk7S8c_aaw?...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
From Hunter S. Thompsonβs ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
"mommy why is Teheran a green crater" "well, this one video game about depression got a good review from an ex boyfriend..."
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Thinking about my favorite anti-war cartoon
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War wonβt cost a lot of money 3) We wonβt need a lot of troops 4) Weβll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) Weβll find WMDs 6) Weβll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It wonβt take long All lies.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
The one thing I know is that I know nothing The second thing I know is that I am often wrong
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Post an iconic castle
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Putting together a coffee table book that's just pictures like this
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Serial Killer Robert Irwin looking for a way to get rid of his cock
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
βI asked Grokβ βI asked Chat GPTβ Yeah well I asked the plants and the rocks and they said youβre a bitch
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Sometimes I think about how the midichlorian explanation is right there in the first prequel movie. Like, do you think it would've better received if George waited till Episode 2
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Got your back. You'll make it through this
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Surprised more people havenβt impersonated police officers now that all you need is to be a white guy in a crappy face mask who says βIβm the policeβ
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
And not because of it, but in spite of it...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
BROKE: Dante's Divine Comedy is Self-Insert Christian Fanfic WOKE: Lewis Caroll's Alice in Wonderland is Poetry Crossfic
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I met John Waters through a friend of my aunt. He's 6'2" and as I shook his hand he looked me in the eye and said "You were about to tell me I'm taller than you thought, weren't you?"
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Whole lot of people saying βshe must resignβ who should be saying βI am introducing articles of impeachment.β
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
"making a scene" is the biggest sin any of these people can conceive
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Now at the stage where the phrase "Culture Fit" causes me to fall into a deep depression
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
If I ever saw fanart of a character I made, I think that would complete me spiritually
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
So does he.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Iβve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Goldar Voice: MY QUEEN WE HAVE CAPTURED ANOTHER BASE!
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Thinking about a Power Rangers Dynasty Warriors game
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I keep seeing people suggest that Trump is trying to start a civil war and, yβall, his base has, as far as they know, been in a civil war for years now.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
There is a 1.2 million-person armed militia with active ties to white supremacist groups, no legal obligation to protect people + a frequent blank check to brutalize, intimidate, and even kill ordinary members of the public and saying this shouldn't exist is considered insanely fringe and radical
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
The homie Conan
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Democrats giving out free tacos to Republicans: "heheh, that oughta make him mad π" *cool zone starts going hot* Democrats: "stop it guys you're gonna make him mad!"
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
The first episode of our first Patreon-exclusive show, 'Beyond the Skybox,' is live! AND GUESS WHAT?! We got feedback from our backers, who said we should make this one available for free, AND WE DID! Enjoy :D
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
They will always call us violent when we stop cooperating with our own oppression. From Let This Radicalize You by Kelly Hayes & Mariame Kaba β a reminder for our comrades in Los Angeles and everywhere else: "peace" under capitalism means obedience, not justice.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Fuck ICE.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Look at the footage. It was intentional; and he knew it was a reporter; he shot her point blank; which is a crime. Cops.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I'll mention Durkon's "Worst Day" speech as being the OoTS moment that rewrote my brain, but this is also up there
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
10 million dollarino idea: Video Game Adaptation of Mario Bros (1993) done as a Deus Ex (2000) immersive sim
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
SF6 is for the gooners. She was gonna make it in eventually
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Requim may need to go on the shelf adjacent to "Bloodlines" & "Revelations" as sequel subtitles that mean nothing
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I guess now's a good a time to say I always had a pitch for Resident Evil Revelations 3 where Jill returns to the ruins of RC because Chris is dying and the only cure may be extracting a sample of Nemisis' DNA
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Atomic Hearts trailers giving the same energy as that initial Cyberpunk 2077 reveal Which means that I don't buy any of it is indicative of gameplay, story, content, really anything other than vibes
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Kill the ocs youβve had in your head for ten years by writing them down, they will morph into something real and tangible and communicative but you have to condemn them to your imperfect skills
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Alt text says it's a screenshot, when it's clearly a photo of the screen
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Should hit them with the "Heavens to betsy" and that would've cleared things up
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Andor is over, and Lex cannot stop thinking about Syril. www.rewinder.co.uk/i-cannot-sto...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
For no particular reason, I'm thinking about the end of Andor and how the Imperial characters were done in by their own back-stabbing and wound up devoured by the fascist system they built
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
SNL skit of Trump and Elon fighting over a 10fps Switch 2 video call
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But they're actually both my enemy so I guess they're both my friend. I guess we're all friends. God I hate them
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I have been waiting 14 years for this
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Which Marvel character has a Jealous Rage mode?
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
look, I donβt have much positive to say about jobs right now. but growing your creative skills is never a waste. in a world that prioritizes βgood enough for non-expertsβ and the simulacra of competence, growing a practice of critical and artistic thought helps you from sliding down into the muck.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Do you think Immanuel Kant would have called the Happy Feet Two climax sublime? www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrrj...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
When you're fighting near this it'll glow to signify you can do a context kill by impaling the other guy/gal on the spike
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Take me to the timeline where Everett True was as big as Garfield
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
And I will, right now, state for the record that Creeping In My Soul > Bring Me To Life
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Dang, the new Nightreign trailer is crazy
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Yes, I do agree that this is how they get Oswald the Lucky Rabbit into the series
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
IDK man It just sounds like you've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real, or not?
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
What it sounds like you're saying is Kingdom Hearts 4 is setting itself up to be this meta-narrative where the characters inhabit this space of ideas. The ideas that ran their course, and the ideas that were never realized
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I really feel like next you're going to point out that the first time we *see* Quadratum it's directly referencing the 104 Building from TWEWY, another Nomura game about people caught in a purgatory between life and death until they're able to fight for their right to live
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I really want to clarify: In this crazed rant, you're pointing out that, in the Square-developed game Kingdom Hearts, they call this Land of the Dead/Unreal "Quadratum." Which I'm seeing here is Latin for "Built by Square."
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
What you're explaining to me, is that Versus 13 was "A fantasy based on reality" and that Kingdom Hearts defines where Sora is as being outside of reality? That is to say, when things die they become fictional? Just a fantasy? A dream of what could have been?
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
You're also telling me that FF Versus 13 was about a world transfixed by death, with a protagonist that can see dead things, and KH3 ends with the protagonist dying?
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
So you're telling me Kingdom Hearts teases the direction of it's next phase by directly invoking a cancelled game, then the title meant to kick-off that next phase is itself cancelled? AND that game was titled "Missing Link"??
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
At the "But I did everything adults told me I was supposed to do!" stage of the job hunt
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
There's a million songs about falling in love and breaking your heart, but only 1 about Neil Diamond's imaginary friend Shilo
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Skybox is only getting started and the site has already hosted some of the most incisive criticism and moving personal essays that I've read in quite some time. Absolutely worth supporting if you can π
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Will, Lucas, and Brian have all guested on DDC and they're going into this scary new venture called "Independent Games Journalism." If you like reporting from veterans of the industry supported by an editorial team with a backbone of fucking granite, please consider tossing them a few bucks a month
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
"Link is more a rogue than a fighter." Yes. Absolutely. She gets it. Link is this scrappy farm boy with a pocket full of specialized gizmos. He should come across as wily and inventive, not a stoic warrior
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
"Just think how happy we'll be after hearing he's dead" Not for nothing, but my happiness will be extremely conditional on if an angry mob is involved or not
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Take the fictional character quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... I, uh, sure?
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
They gave him a chode nose
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
I won't explain, but this tweet encapsulates what it means to be a longtime Kingdom Hearts fan
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Same vibes
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Dungeon Demento
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
No, this is clearly a photo from a made-for-TV biopic about Weird Al starring Robert Downey Jr.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
A Kingdom Hearts fan will see the most pre-pre-pre-Alpha screenshots of the next in the series, and seriously contemplate to replay the series all over again.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Kingdom Hearts Twitter in bitter sweet mourning over Missing Link. Sorry bluesky you just don't hit the same when it comes to KH fever
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Not *only* did the Daydreamcast do a double drop of episodes today, but TPIABI is also back from the void to talk about fandom interpretations of cartoon characters as adults open.spotify.com/episode/4JjR...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Aw yeah, this is happening! @joerichardswrites.bsky.social boards the Satellite of Dreams to dissect the un-dissectable. Is Sonic Adventure good? No really. Look me in the eye and tell me it's good. open.spotify.com/episode/33Wn...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
While you're waiting for Part 2 of Halo 3: Full Squad, you can tune into Me, @broganchattin.bsky.social, @abrambuehner.bsky.social, and @edgarallanbro.bsky.social talking about Halo 3, alongside that GOTY contender Blue Prince ,and the new Playboy Carti album open.spotify.com/episode/1RTX...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
This @bransonreese.bsky.social four panel is never completely out of my head.
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Sometimes I like to glance at the comments of an IGN article to check the current state of the Gamersβ’
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Sometimes I imagine a video game that's just an 8 hour boss fight recreating Gandalf vs The Balrog
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Given they're both from Chicago, there's a non-zero chance that the new Pope has met Doug Walker
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
My nature doc hot take is that I'm sick of learning about how hard baby sea turtles have it
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
Sometimes, amidst the orchard of low-hanging fruit that is a typical Jackbox sesh, someone drops a gem that you know will alter your vocabulary forever
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
A lot of King's longer fiction is more famine than feast for me, but reading The Long Walk as a kid certifiably fucked me up, so I'll be keeping an eye on this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtU...
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
You're gonna get Timothy Chalamet fighting Idris Elba, and you're going to LIKE IT
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
For me, an Elden Ring movie would be closer to the Azarch segment of Heavy Metal
Murph04 (@murph04.bsky.social):
What's your favorite smell for a candle?