What if Rudy and Trump go out the same day? Could you imagine it? I am
Frank Stallone called me an as swipe
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What if Rudy and Trump go out the same day? Could you imagine it? I am
Yo momma so fat the Paintress had to gommage her twice
You need to hand over your hard drive sir
Sir, who are you arguing with?
Do you still laugh at Chuck Norris jokes?
I’m sure you didn’t learn how to drive a manual on your own
actually I hope this is where the news breaks
happy anniversary of "pepito they shot trump"
Sad all the guys who used to post rolling coal videos all died of lung cancer
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
Sex implies a willing participant
That’s clearly a Trump body double
Castellanos homering would be like the white smoke going up for announcing Trump being dead
Fuck off
Can he just eat it already? It’s been nothing but terrible news all the time. We’ve earned this
Put the Woke back in!!!!!!
On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
Gob bless
RFK Jr won’t hear your snide remarks but your shriveled up potatoes that fell behind your refrigerator that are both mushy and hard and have a little green thing growing out of it will
How’s Dr Disrespect doing? Hoping to lose lots of money by taking his bets on FanDuel
Are you Nathan Fielder?
Are you hunting around schools?
Did you know that those bullets can still hit people?
They should try reading The Bible and get right with Jesus
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
He’s eternal sleep tho
I hope Trump *parodies* during baseball season so Castellanos can send him off with a bang
If it’s not talking about you don’t take offense
Which generation originally installed the people currently in power?
I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (oooh) I am
Just hurry up and get it over with already
What happened when he stopped eating pizza
More like Cal Fifteigh
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
She’s never fought for anything in her life but she’s fighting for this hat
THERE IT IS!
Give him one (1) singular scritch on the top of his head for me and tell him he’s a good handsome boy
Can chat get an OB report?
Hey kids, daddy’s home
Cheesecake Factory is the next restaurant to go woke I bet
Feel like there’s not enough porn on the internet
finally
rise and shine!!!
Democrats will be telling us to elect Mike Pence next
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with
I’m sorry or you’re welcome
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
Sounds like Pirates just beat the Rockies according tot the fireworks
Dallas is still in the NFC East
Check out this goober
Menendez Bros denied parole. I expect a presidential pardon soon
Iberia-pilled
Cracker Barrel Logo
We already knew Cracker Barrel is woke because they have a pegging game
AI slop
AI slop. You should be embarrassed
Black coat, white shoes, hat with safari flaps, Cadillac
Is there a Mrs Worldwide
newvegas posting
never deleting this app
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Stupid sexy Flanders...
potentially the funniest thing he’s said yet
His blood is made of marinara used for the crazy bread
nothing is ever going to beat "TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I'M POOR"
The Kool Aid Man brought down the twin towers
You don’t have to write about them
I bet you think you got more chromosomes than me pal
the next james bond should be played by kevin james and instead of a tux he should be wearing a security guard outfit and it should be set in a mall and called paul blart 3
is there a mr now
You’re a straight up goober bro. You meant to open twitter not BlueSky
Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even
It was life changing (top top and the movie)
I haven’t seen the remake but there’s no way they can match a line like this
A movie about a world famous bouncer
any smart billionaires would jump on this ASAP since everyone knows right now is the best time of year to trek the himalayas & climb mount everest, since it’s such a good time i bet only the really powerful & cool billionaires could even go & we would all respect & revere them for being so brave
There’s too much fucking shit on me
The bubble is actually good because it gets even bigger when you put more stuff in it
This is a loser mentality
You buried the lede!
Pop quiz hotshot: How do the pancakes not stick to the pam
Base lining tide pods
He went to the plastic surgeon and said “hit me with the drank from wrong holy grail”
How do you get the pancakes of the pan?
When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
Gonna be honest, don’t know if I’ve ever seen a Steven Seagal movie that I can remember until I just finished Under Siege 2. How did they let this man make a bunch of movies? Just zero charisma
If I see someone post an AI photo without my making fun of or something derogatory about it they’re immediately blocked
many such cases