Are any of the “media” outlets keeping track of where the evil spawn are? If they’re in DC, well…
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Are any of the “media” outlets keeping track of where the evil spawn are? If they’re in DC, well…
Lil pig lil pig, let me in! 🐷🤣🤣🤣
From the mouth of babes 😂
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THIS!
I would assert that Hillbilly Elergy is a work of fiction published and marketed as a ‘memoir and true account’ of JD Vance’s life. This is fraud and the publishers should sue him. Possibly fire the person who recommended proceeding without checking the facts.
Jesus saves, he doesn’t care about sources
Wait … Game of Thrones! I vote for Arya Stark arriving just in time!!
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This is the longest Cankles McTaco Tits has kept his mouth shut, ever!
Instafollow! Perfection.
My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
This is the longest Cankles McTaco Tits has kept his mouth shut, ever!
It’s strange in the movie “The Goonies”, everyone was looking for One-Eyed Willy and we all just let that slide. 😳
Upon hearing about the orange dicktater’s health being so poor, J.D. wet dreamed all over his couch. 😝
I’m like if Sophie Cunningham and Quasimodo had a baby
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Agreed!
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Is there gonna be orange smoke from the chimney when the time arrives? #IYKYK
With no repercussions, SMH.
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If you’re waiting for the waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter? #Hmmm 🤔
🚨🚨🚨🚨 Chicago PD will not cooperate with ICE and federal agents. They will act to protect citizens of Chicago. They will not wear masks and will arrest people (ICE, etc) who assault and attempt to kidnap citizens. Mayor is signing executive orders as I type this!
I just found out you’re supposed to pee on a jelly fish sting, not a jelly stain. My apologies to the waitress at Denny’s. #BadDadJokes
Does anyone know what day we’re all supposed to die from taking the Covid vaccine? #MagaMorons
Are we on obituary watch? #Hmmm
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He doesn’t have the cult behind him. I admit he has Peter Theil. He does not have Congress and Senate in his pocket.
Me, everyday after I read the obituaries and he’s not in there. SOUND UP
Why is there always a shop at the airport selling luggage? Do people actually say “I’ll pack once I get to the airport and buy a suitcase”? #Hmmm 🤔
Just saying…
Interesting thought. Couchfucker doesn’t have the cult in his pocket. (Although he does have Thiel). I think this is why all the red state governors are rushing to gerrymander their districts.
So here’s a thought, clearly Pedo is in rapid declining health, further confirmed by CouchPhuker that he’s ready to take the reins. JDV is going to be worse for the US, not better, what’s the bet he declares the nation in mourning & due to a ‘complex transition’, the mid terms will be suspended?
The Epstein estate is going to provide the Birthday book and other, as yet to be described, pieces of evidence, to the House Committee. Soooo delish!
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I’m sure this was put out because they found a good makeup artist to make his hands look good.
Rumor has it they’re going to change the name of “ICE”. What do you think their new name will/should be? My guess 👇 - WASP White Authoritarian Special Police
What he just did very publicly is called "sedition." He has committed acts of terrorism, and not so well hidden acts of treason. I don't give a fuck what John Roberts and His All Thug Orchestra think! - section 3 of the 14th Amendment indicates he should be removed immediately.
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ICE can also uncurl the corner of a rug.
Uses for ICE: 1. Cleaning gum off carpets and shoes 2. Watering plants 3. Putting into a long glass with other fluids and then tipped down the sink after use. I couldn’t find anything about cosplaying police and inflicting cruelty on other humans!
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This made my day! People shouting “shame” and she stands there, smiles and cuts the ribbon. Totally tone deaf to what’s going on around her. I wonder if she “learned her lesson”.
The Office of Logical Thinking and Reasoning has determined our kids, parents, relatives and friends wouldn’t have to mourn their losses if citizens weren’t allowed to possess guns. #ItsTheFuckingGuns
I’m beginning to think Margaret Atwood is the greatest soothsayer of all time.
Thank you @mersyme.bsky.social 💙 @iliasnyc.bsky.social @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social @happy213.bsky.social @scrappybara.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @demladyalways.bsky.social @itsbek.bsky.social @auntren.bsky.social @dailykotzn.bsky.social His approval rating is hovering around 37%
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It’s soft secession time!
Child: You’re always telling me to put things back where I found it… …When are you gonna take dad back to the bar? #FromTheMouthOfBabes
Might be spasmodic dysphonia 🤷♂️. I’m not a doctor but I play one like most people on social media.
This made my day! People shouting “shame” and she stands there, smiles and cuts the ribbon. Totally tone deaf to what’s going on around her. I wonder if she “learned her lesson”.
I haven’t laughed so hard for years! @snappyg.bsky.social @mikiyo10.bsky.social @duenorth1.bsky.social @rocam54.bsky.social @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social @mary1kathy.bsky.social
The millennials are gonna freak out! 😝
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So … tonight’s bullshit from Trump 1. He’s now president of Europe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2. He’s the most respected leader in the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3. The US has never been greater🤣🤣🤣🤣 Admit it … you guys snorted laughing, right?🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
I’d like to punch Trump in the face. But I think it might be better if I auction off gift vouchers for $100 each (all proceeds to housing and health care). Like his famous coins, I will limit the issue of vouchers to 400 million. I think we should keep it exclusive. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think I see a correlation 🤔
Question for someone smarter than me: Is soft secession an option for a state like California?
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" The future doesn't wear clown shoes " 😂 😂😂😂😂
How does Travis Swift sound? #IYKYK
Officially dead 💀 🔊Sound up🔊
Just in! The DOGE stimulus checks are going to be mailed out August 45th or August 47th.
Name change!
Officially dead 💀 🔊Sound up🔊
He hasn’t been on here for a while.
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Cankles McTaco Tits 🤣
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What theme song should play at the world’s most anticipated funeral? #IYKYK
Don’t you love it when some seriously flawed group of men want to take the vote away from women and reduce our healthcare decisions. Yeah me too … but these same men don’t have the balls nor the brains to understand what we can do as a collective.
I love the internet!
It’s fucking fascism!
Say what it is WAPO, a fascist military plan to takeover America!
Having a President who wears a baseball cap with a suit makes me want to puke. Then again, maybe it’s just the fucking idiot himself making me sick. #MagaMorons
The Repubs are sending out misinformation mailers to gaslight CA Dems. This flyer is created to convince Dems to vote no on Newsom's brilliant plan for redistricting in the November special election. We MUST VOTE YES on redistricting! It's a powerful attempt to save our election and our democracy!
Just saying…
There’s a good chance he will TACO his way out of the threat but he’s so mentally unbalanced surrounded by grossly incapable cosplayers … who knows.
Get a life, you have no fucking clue what social media is all about. If you don’t line. Click bait, don’t fucking click.
Sometimes the comedy in this administration writes itself. In this case, it’s truth. #MagaMorons
I don’t have the positivity you have.
Exactly right … anything to step back from the #EpsteinFiles and the massive loss projected at the mid terms
The orange POS doesn’t care what any Governor says. He wants to declare Martial Law and he has all the judges lined up to support him. Welcome to Gilead!
