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MysterySolvent

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Trump is a fuckface. Elon has never had a friend. Laughing at the GOP is therapeutic and healthier than rage. It turns out Republicans are terrible human beings, let’s vote them into retirement. Did I already say Trump is a fuckface?

created October 12, 2023

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What is Trump doing?

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19/8/2025, 1:51:21 AM | 39 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump looks like a confused clown.

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19/8/2025, 1:50:52 AM | 147 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does it mean when Trump makes that face?

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19/8/2025, 12:45:07 AM | 61 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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What kind of toothpaste does Marjorie Taylor Greene use?

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19/8/2025, 12:38:51 AM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you watch Trump‘s press conference with the European leaders? Thoughts?

18/8/2025, 7:20:32 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is Trump doing?

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14/8/2025, 12:58:22 AM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s the name of this TV show?

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14/8/2025, 12:56:35 AM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic…

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14/8/2025, 12:53:33 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where does JD Vance get his clothes?

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14/8/2025, 12:49:21 AM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

11/8/2025, 10:53:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of this board game?

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11/8/2025, 10:53:34 PM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of this gym?

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11/8/2025, 10:46:48 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chuck Grassley isn’t very good at social media…

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7/8/2025, 3:19:59 AM | 73 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic…

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7/8/2025, 3:10:01 AM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m about to try Lunesta for the first time. Trump finally made me ask for a prescription. I hope it doesn’t make me sleepwalk, or do racist things like it does republicans…

6/8/2025, 3:24:45 AM | 63 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does this catalog sell?

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6/8/2025, 2:15:08 AM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 2:08:42 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 2:07:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 2:03:51 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 2:01:42 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic….

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6/8/2025, 2:00:53 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/8/2025, 2:00:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of this pageant?

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5/8/2025, 10:08:19 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

5/8/2025, 3:32:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate 🪷 (@kateculliton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Kristi Noem’s extensions after a day in the saddle.

5/8/2025, 3:31:56 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally…

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5/8/2025, 3:28:43 AM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 3:27:50 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creepy, sexual predator vibes…

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5/8/2025, 3:22:27 AM | 86 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does Tom Cotton smell like?

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5/8/2025, 3:10:20 AM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

4/8/2025, 11:47:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s farm?

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4/8/2025, 11:46:53 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic…

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4/8/2025, 11:41:26 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is Merrick Garland doing tonight?

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4/8/2025, 11:24:33 PM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Radical Left Lunatic 🛩️🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦🫘🌮 (@wokeaflunatic.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Breast Pumps

30/7/2025, 7:03:02 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

30/7/2025, 7:07:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of Lauren Bobert‘s new western?

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30/7/2025, 7:07:04 PM | 34 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does this catalog sell?

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30/7/2025, 7:01:58 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

30/7/2025, 3:09:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I imagine staring at the puppet in the photographer’s hand

30/7/2025, 2:31:49 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

30/7/2025, 3:06:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is Eric doing?

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30/7/2025, 2:23:52 AM | 52 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of Ivanka’s farm?

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30/7/2025, 2:23:00 AM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂

30/7/2025, 1:48:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is Trump so mad?

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30/7/2025, 1:41:12 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s going to pardon the convicted pedophile, isn’t he?

30/7/2025, 1:39:16 AM | 59 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn’t be surprised if Russia accidentally set off underground nukes. The West Coast and Hawaii are under tsunami warnings. Crazy.

30/7/2025, 1:37:46 AM | 32 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a shooting in Midtown Manhattan. A police officer was killed. The shooter killed himself. Watching this much coverage is hard when you have a kid running around NYC.

29/7/2025, 12:14:12 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the kid saying?

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29/7/2025, 12:12:54 AM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not watching local news.

29/7/2025, 12:10:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic…

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28/7/2025, 11:54:52 PM | 30 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What kind of car do you drive? Do you love it or hate it? I need to buy a new one and I’m dreading the process.

28/7/2025, 11:48:26 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you see?

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26/7/2025, 1:10:50 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does Lara Trump have in her box?

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26/7/2025, 1:05:41 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What would Don Junior‘s wrestler name be?

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25/7/2025, 2:05:10 AM | 40 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Eric were a wrestler, what would he be called?

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25/7/2025, 12:49:21 AM | 38 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic…

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25/7/2025, 12:37:32 AM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you watch Lawrence O'Donnell?? Thoughts?

24/7/2025, 3:03:11 AM | 43 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of this western?

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23/7/2025, 5:36:56 PM | 37 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

22/7/2025, 11:29:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerry 'Radical Left Lunatic' Snodgrass (@jerrysnodgrass.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It's taken her decades, but she's finally managed to make a man hard.

22/7/2025, 11:26:20 PM | 40 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 11:29:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s in the cup?

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22/7/2025, 11:28:26 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic….

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22/7/2025, 11:25:18 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is this a commercial for?

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18/7/2025, 1:27:23 AM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what we’ll really see?

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18/7/2025, 1:16:24 AM | 45 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are MAGAs going to say Trump was referring to in Epstein’s card?

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18/7/2025, 12:08:04 AM | 39 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does the Trump Café serve?

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18/7/2025, 12:03:26 AM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you see?

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17/7/2025, 11:39:58 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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After the pubic hair card, how will MAGA convince themselves that Trump was not a good friend of Epsteins.

17/7/2025, 11:36:17 PM | 53 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of this game show?

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17/7/2025, 1:18:36 AM | 40 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are Trump supporters going to convince themselves that it’s OK to be called stupid?

17/7/2025, 1:08:22 AM | 80 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/7/2025, 2:31:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

12/7/2025, 2:30:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Dan Bongino were a cocktail, what would it be called?

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12/7/2025, 2:29:53 AM | 47 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did Melania’s jacket say today while visiting the Texas flood area?

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12/7/2025, 2:09:28 AM | 59 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of this action movie?

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12/7/2025, 1:48:27 AM | 45 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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How drunk is Pete Hegseth right now?

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11/7/2025, 3:33:18 AM | 66 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the name of this board game?

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11/7/2025, 2:29:01 AM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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What should this image be titled?

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11/7/2025, 2:24:10 AM | 20 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com is making my night.

10/7/2025, 2:16:49 AM | 60 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was this Ted Cruz’s official flood statement?

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7/7/2025, 9:10:43 PM | 58 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know that feeling when you’ve been on vacation and have tuned everything out for a few days, but then get back and find out all of the crazy shit that you missed, all at the same time? I’m working through that feeling right now.

7/7/2025, 8:54:46 PM | 68 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did I just hear Trump blame Biden for the flood response in Texas?

7/7/2025, 8:48:45 PM | 60 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you call Ivanka’s fashion look?

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2/7/2025, 3:06:45 AM | 40 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

2/7/2025, 3:03:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you see?

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2/7/2025, 3:01:42 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you have planned for the 4th?

2/7/2025, 2:58:29 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is this press conference real?

27/6/2025, 4:42:02 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it too early to start drinking?

27/6/2025, 4:39:42 PM | 74 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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What song does Kristi Noem sing every time she karaokes?

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26/6/2025, 2:49:21 AM | 29 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s the name of this new reality show?

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26/6/2025, 2:41:32 AM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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LMAO!!

26/6/2025, 2:34:58 AM | 49 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you notice?

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25/6/2025, 4:15:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ART (@arthur--dent.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I like president who don't bomb things just for social media likes and attention.

25/6/2025, 4:14:25 AM | 31 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/6/2025, 4:14:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/6/2025, 4:13:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caption this pic…

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25/6/2025, 4:08:07 AM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like Presidents who don’t yell the word fuck on tv…

25/6/2025, 4:06:33 AM | 95 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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What would a children’s book about Senator Chuck Grassley be titled?

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