MysterySolvent (@mysterysolvent.bsky.social)
What is Trump doing?
Trump is a fuckface. Elon has never had a friend. Laughing at the GOP is therapeutic and healthier than rage. It turns out Republicans are terrible human beings, let’s vote them into retirement. Did I already say Trump is a fuckface?
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What kind of toothpaste does Marjorie Taylor Greene use?
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Did you watch Trump‘s press conference with the European leaders? Thoughts?
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😂😂😂
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I’m about to try Lunesta for the first time. Trump finally made me ask for a prescription. I hope it doesn’t make me sleepwalk, or do racist things like it does republicans…
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😂😂😂
Kate 🪷 (@kateculliton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Kristi Noem’s extensions after a day in the saddle.
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The Radical Left Lunatic 🛩️🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦🫘🌮 (@wokeaflunatic.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Breast Pumps
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😂😂😂
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TheSnarkTank (@thesnarktank.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I imagine staring at the puppet in the photographer’s hand
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😂
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😂😂
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He’s going to pardon the convicted pedophile, isn’t he?
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I wouldn’t be surprised if Russia accidentally set off underground nukes. The West Coast and Hawaii are under tsunami warnings. Crazy.
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There was a shooting in Midtown Manhattan. A police officer was killed. The shooter killed himself. Watching this much coverage is hard when you have a kid running around NYC.
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I’m not watching local news.
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What kind of car do you drive? Do you love it or hate it? I need to buy a new one and I’m dreading the process.
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Did you watch Lawrence O'Donnell?? Thoughts?
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😂😂😂
Jerry 'Radical Left Lunatic' Snodgrass (@jerrysnodgrass.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
It's taken her decades, but she's finally managed to make a man hard.
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What are MAGAs going to say Trump was referring to in Epstein’s card?
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After the pubic hair card, how will MAGA convince themselves that Trump was not a good friend of Epsteins.
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How are Trump supporters going to convince themselves that it’s OK to be called stupid?
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😂
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If Dan Bongino were a cocktail, what would it be called?
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What did Melania’s jacket say today while visiting the Texas flood area?
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@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com is making my night.
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You know that feeling when you’ve been on vacation and have tuned everything out for a few days, but then get back and find out all of the crazy shit that you missed, all at the same time? I’m working through that feeling right now.
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Did I just hear Trump blame Biden for the flood response in Texas?
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😂😂😂
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What do you have planned for the 4th?
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How is this press conference real?
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Is it too early to start drinking?
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What song does Kristi Noem sing every time she karaokes?
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LMAO!!
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ART (@arthur--dent.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I like president who don't bomb things just for social media likes and attention.
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I like Presidents who don’t yell the word fuck on tv…