I shall now be taking a hiatus from social media untill I have the time to play and finish Silksong as to avoid any and all spoilers.
I shall now be taking a hiatus from social media untill I have the time to play and finish Silksong as to avoid any and all spoilers.
Meanwhile he probably threw out his shoulder drawing this.
I don't know what this says about you exactly, but it's not straight-cis I'll tell you that much.
Watch your step, that horse has some mad hops.
I think my Discord was just hacked? Good luck buddy I know like 5 people lmao.
"You are using a chastity lock, it can be opened with a-"
Bisexuals love pathetic men.
That's fucked. *likes post*
Cant wait for Silksong to release and see a 2 hour video essay called "The LORE of Silksong" exactly 6 hours and 32 minutes after release by a guy called EdgyBadassPhil04 or some shit.
Of course this is useful, it makes Ralsei happy, dammit!
Bluesky is nice and all but I feel it lacks a larger volume of dumb images. If I don't start seeing more shitposts, I may have to step up and find them myself.
You just unlocked some ancient memories.
I'm trying to find a good synonym for crazy to apply to myself. So far I've landed with I'm feeling wacky.
You ever have YouTube put your comments on the WRONG video? I have... it's really awkward when you find out...
What the fuck is a luncheon
Look at the whimsical bastard. Love 'em.
I haven't seen any mushrooms on my feed lately. Did society change, or did I...
You know you're fucked when the camera movent is shaky yet steady.
You what
I don't really care for the 4th of July, but the (likely illegal) fireworks you see people set off are pretty at least.
I knew the ULTRAKILL community is known to backseat, but I just saw it myself for the first time... so THAT'S why we get a bad rep...
Why is it 3D
Pride month is over, a shame, but shits still gay don't worry.
Weird to think you have no idea what I look like... ...that's not gonna change, it's just neat to think about.
Listen, a theory (I guess) for the upcoming #ULTRAKILL layer (beacause why not?): The game's version of hell is loosely based on Dante's Inferno, in which the layer of Fraud is said to be underground/cavelike for many portions. So what I'm saying is, the secret mission should totally be Minecraft-
Well that's a new one.
Tiny fuck (affectionate).
I had something stuck in my head but then I forgot what it was and I've spent the past few days trying to remember what it was which at this point might have never existed and I forgot nothing and it's 3am why am I like this
Sometimes, when I see something I wanna argue against, I write out my response, and then just delete it and don't interact. It's therapeutic.
For a sec I thought the cats name was Mr Frodo.
You alt texted the entire page?? I respect the dedication.
Deltarune tomorrow is tomorrow guys, I can't believe it.
Happy gay month. Date/Fuck/Be whatever gender you'd like.
My favorite type of creature is one you can hold in the palm of your hand and show people like "behold." Rabbits were my inspiration for this, but for this demonstration you get Mr. Doodlesworth.
I wonder what state this farm is in.
I hate the stupid apple thing because like... I think I can? I find explaining a sense of any kind really confusing.
I was introduced to the abomination known as Nubby a while back, and I don't know what scoring 365 undecillion says about me, but I doubt its anything but sacreligious. #nubbysnumberfactory
We'll still reach God! Je suis sûr que nous pouv-... merde.
In a hypothetical I was given a selection of Pokémon to have irl, out of the options I chose Meowth. I was then asked why I wanted to fuck Meowth... that is not what this was about and you're why Pokémon fans get a bad (horny) rep.
I have a little game I play where I go through my camera roll and try to remember where the hell I got an image.
Is it wrong to say it still looks usable? A hammer, in all fairness, is a very simple design, just a little shorter now.
There's a metaphor somewhere
You ever just know what your feed is gonna look like for the day?
I'm just saying I was doing a lot better back when I had a bedtime.
Kill it before it can reproduce.
Why is kicking your legs in the air considered feminine, is bro not allowed to have fun?
I can believe most of these.
I'm here to look at silly shit, take your hate and baseless controversies back to "X."
I SERVE CU-
Hummingbirds are really cute buts it's hard to appreciate when they're tweaking the fuck out 99% of the time.
Someone just called me unfunny in a public among us lobby. Crying.
This looks like a hostage situation but I can't tell which one is the hostage.
Are those them?
Hard drive articles are comedy, not real
American Psycho's cousin who tries too hard: Midwestern Nut-case
It's not
Can you guess which one is new to #Balatro?
I've heard a blood moon is rising tonight. Don't worry, I've taken precautions, there's a pile of dirt behind my front door.
It's kinda hot out today so maybe cold choccy?
Approximately
Do you think you got what it takes to sit between the spider and the pikmin plushies?
You added that last part yourself, pal... is there something you wanna say?
Improv class idea: You enter and everyone there is claiming you're their teacher.
Ah yes, daylight savings. Yet in today's less train-based society, it basically just means "lose an hour of sleep"
Okay then, fuck you too.
If you say you own bows, people will probably assume you're sportsy, but if you say you own swords, well now you look like a nerd.
I be getting pissed off with a cough or hicup if it goes on for long enough. Had throat issues for a bit now and I'm like: "..." "..." "... *cough* FUCK!"
To give you an idea of how bad my social skills are; I once saw something about a vtuber attending an event remotely with a wheeled display, and I made a joke with this image... I was later informed they had a disability...
Bro was talking trash so I had to shut 'em up real quick #ULTRAKILL
I can tell I'm unwell when I start wearing socks around the house. Healthy me would never!
Alright, but here's The Thing...
Everyone has that occasional phase where they get back into Minecraft for a few weeks, and if you don't tell me about it we're not true friends.
Damn you hauled the entirety of Japan???
I'll cooperate, here let me just toss you my coins...
I knew life was unfair when being the fastest kid in school didn't earn me any street cred.
I have the rodent urge to dig myself into tiny little spaces and holes, but I'm not small enough to be efficient and it's bullshit! And yes, I am very tired while writing this.
I have gyatt to play thi- kill me...
I be treating social media like some sorta idle game, I dont give a shit about popularity, I just like it when the numbers go up.
You could be upset with him, but knowing your fanbase they probably find that even more romantic.
Baby's first 1,009,000,000,000 chips in Balatro (It's me, I'm baby).
Reaction videos that have nothing to add are just the modern form of laugh tracks.
Allow the body of christ to enter you.
Props to the one with bisexual lighting.
I feel ADHD is less of a straight forward "short attention span," and more so "There's currently 16 tabs open in my brain and I've no idea how to navigate them!"
This how I be feeling lately ngl.
Yo this one dude in a server I'm in keeps getting left on read, and I don't know which is worse: the fact that no one replies to the @, or the fact he never tries to @ me...
And Greenlands gonna be called... wait a second
No need to remark, We're all thinking it.
I feel that. Yall ever got a negative egg?
Sometimes I just think to myself "Hey, stop reading my mind!" Just in case.
Plants and animals are just cells forming mechs because it's easier.
Everytime I see a gamer preach about how their favorite drink is water, I believe them even less.
"You're not Him, bro."
I'm currently buried under 6 blankets, 1 of them being weighted. I don't know what this says about me, but I doubt it's anything good.
...Is the shirt for you or Spamton?
Just picked up a gambling addiction, id say it's going well.
Listen, I respect people who are good at minecraft redstone, it seems jank to me and I'm impressed. HOWEVER- If you call yourself a "Redstoner," I can't not make fun of you.
This screams early 2000s. Actually, I might've had one, though I can't recall.
