what if we smoked weed together in a cave and told each other fake conspiracy theories and urban legends in a game of yes, and oneupmanship but paranoid and a bit goofy with it
argentinian, communist, enby transfem, bilingual. pronouns: she/her your cyberpunk guardian angel and a needy neurodivergent puppygirl :333 idk who the artist of my pfp is 18+ account, minors DNI
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what if we smoked weed together in a cave and told each other fake conspiracy theories and urban legends in a game of yes, and oneupmanship but paranoid and a bit goofy with it
I see beavers pausing while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them, I share beavers pausing while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree doesn't fall on them. Those are the rules.
i want a ps vita, but not for installing windows ME i swear
watching a deranged man install windows ME on a PS Vita, hilarious shit right here
i have no reason to thank her, she sucks
is this a census?
bluesky has reached its peak in this very moment
being a parasocial weirdo is not the same as actually being there and experiencing what happened, what the fuck are you talking about?
this post has been fact checked and its true
It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
make those numbers go up!
hi all thanks for coming to my ted talk. im gonna sit in this chair & watch someone better than me explain things to you because they're just SO much more skilled & accomplished in my field as they periodically make eye contact with me & point this out. i will be whimpering & touching myself also.
Like, I hate to be a guy who responds with just a meme, but this one is spot on and also true.
that and bc the US wont last long in the extremely dense jungle and mountain terrain that covers most of south america without making a mess and getting absolutely blasted like another vietnam situation
the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production
el mal no se muere porque si ni podemos rezar por una fuerza superior que lo haga, al mal tenemos que matarlo nosotrxs con nuestras propias manos
well, here the president is bragging that he is the one that gets to steal instead of the "kukas" (slur for his political opponents). i just wanna see him hanged in plaza de mayo
Next time you use ChatGPT, remeber that people are losing access to drinking water for you not to google something.
he was seen commenting on a tiktok vid about dinosaur denial... from a guy who always segways his videos to an oil snake magical supplement
its his favorite kinks
i wAnT ThE RiNgLeAdErS OfF ThE SiTe
There has never been a bigger "mods help I spil my jice" moment on here than this lmao how are you a 40 year old man big dawg. Get some friends, or a family, or at least some people who can tolerate your presence. Log off, this is just depressing to watch
having gavin newsom active in politics is like having a rabid dog running around in the middle of a fight like sometimes he bites your opponent and you’re like haha awesome but then he bites you and you’re like ok actually not a fan of this
tiktok/insta/ytshorts guy from florida that posts a lot abt local wildlife while finding them in the wild btw i wrote the name wrong, its fishingarrett
im scared of what a bluesky documentary would look like and curious if any of my posts would whow up
i swear he has a public humilliation kink
pissboy deleted 💀
hes a pissbaby
Will Stancil is the biggest crybaby in existence, Jesus Christ.
gender
im legit cinsistently having this issue on my system, or at the very least its similar enough. its gonna make me lose my mind
im craving a cup rn and im out of coffee :c
vamos a tener que sacarlos a los tiros, cueste lo que cueste
we’re about to see a second wave of teen reddit atheism the world has never seen before
finding out fishgarret is into science denial conspiracy theories is really dissappointing
gooning at work should be like added on to your break
i cant wait for someone to do the thing, just make it happen, i need it so bad
This is why I keep reminding everyone to keep calling. They're not backing down, they're doubling down. I know you're tired of seeing it, I am too, but we can't afford to stop. They can't be allowed to get away with it. Don't stop calling.
Legally, peasantry, Cao Cao cannot tell you to take up your jians
my brother became a libertarian ai-reliant dumbfuck, he cant take the fact that chatgpt is not a suitable tool to make a python app for his job, unlike a real programmer who is paid for their job and know what they are doing. jesus fucking christ i hate this shit
For the zionist liberals who claim to support immigrants and that they stand against ICE while remaining silent on Gaza, this is for you:
God I fucking hate this app. Not much better than Twitter, y'all. Also, Aaron Rodericks vapes piss.
i am so tired of insane (derogatory) people. i only want to deal with insane (resplendent) people
It's so sad that Trump is dying of ligma
for the most part i was meming but i had a bit of hope it would be real
DEFINITIVE PROOF THE “SPACE FORCE” ANNOUNCEMENT WAS PRE RECORDED! If you look closely at the video, it features Donald Trump in the right side of the frame, and if you zoom in you can clearly tell that he is alive, which is impossible because he is dead.
TRUMP IS MAD ABOUT THE HIM BEING DEAD JOKES, KEEP IT UP
first post is funny, the second one is disgusting jesus fucking christ
what the hell would a single armed goon do there? kill the children before a school shooter get to do it themselves?
people expect evil to die on its own. but it never does, it has to be killed
THE LIVESTREAM IS A GENAI FAKE, DO NOT BE FOOLED CHAT
OOwwOO
where is the cheeto ghoul???
the two genders
owowo
Stream opens to an urn sitting on the oval office desk
Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
No no no Please stay dead
Logging on every single day to ask why you all hate me so much
You see, BlueSky is a bubble, which is bad,,
im sorry. you have beautiful perfect incredible wonderful angel disease. im afraid it's terminal
el rey esta tan desnudo que ni piel tiene
fuck that was hot 😳
akdalfjajskdl gonna put a gift bow somewhere on my lower back hehehe :3
by the way, the argentinian government is imploding over a bunch of leaked convos exposing a huge corruption scheme involving bribes on disabled people's access to healthcare and more. meanwhile, the govenrment orders police raids on those who shared the leaked audios and so on. funny.
next station in the transphobe express: THE GRAVEYARD
subsonic? good, that'll give me time to clean my room and put on some cute clothes :3
i mean,,, i halfway count as a twink too, maybe, idk
based username
yall ready to watch trumps corpse announce an invasion to venezuela while its being controlled as a puppet be the techno-necromancers of alpha centauri?
twinks :3
wait, why is you reply empt-- *moans in Gayfemboy infection*
Death to capitalism
kinda want my operating system to be impregnated with the Gayfemboy payload :3
many of you after this
Changeline's music bangs if u didn't know
neither to me, somethings REALLY off in all of this
apple phantasia is when you see apples in your head
trueee
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
and here i though I looked bad... his decrepit face makes me love myself lmao
nope, she would've sucked netanyahus rotten dick and give him 99 bajillion dollars to keep on "defending the jews" (genocide).
was there a soul to begin with tho?
yeah, dude looks really off
why is it that every pic of him is a low resolution shot from a weird angle, shit lighting, barely visible face... and he looks prograssively shittier lmao
Absolutely yes. I love IGWTTV (in god we trust tv) and i love the first kingdom of america with all of my red white and blue heart 🫡🫡🫡🫡
amen sister 🙏😌✝️
on the other corner of the screen theres a rotation of facebook ai generated jesus accompanied by (you guessed it!) ai generated bible verses aswell
in 2077 there are only two channels: PatriotTV and JustAds
in the future the president will be just an ai deepfake... call him big brother or something like that
signature* smh
i knowww, it also lacks the sigbature "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, DONALD J TRUMP!!"
oh he dead dead lmao
I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of performative wokeness to their politics.
BDSM really do just be woke misogyny
fucking rogues
