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this reminds me of how @theamitie.bsky.social is cited on like all the season 5 episodes of Breaking Bad on Wikipedia from his time doing reviews at IGN
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this reminds me of how @theamitie.bsky.social is cited on like all the season 5 episodes of Breaking Bad on Wikipedia from his time doing reviews at IGN
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WASHINGTON (AP) - U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. reviews research materials prior to his hearing with the Senate Finance Committee on September 4, 2025.
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I feel so old at being able to remember seeing this when it happened
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mods, name change, artbutt
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bold choices, i respect it
hooked on chronics (@blazeweedman.bsky.social) reposted
first of all WHAT and secondly the mention gets the treatment
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In The Meantime
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Lounge Act is the most underrated song on Nevermind. feel similarly about Very Ape from In Utero too
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they better not use up all the home runs before tomorrow's game when I'm gonna be sitting in the dang outfield
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whichever streaming service has Surviving The Game with Ice T and Rutger Hauer (probably Tubi lol)
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IHMAWTD gets double bonus points for being on the Beavis and Butthead Experience and referencing Jack Handey in the song
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This guy with a "LICK MY BUTTHOLE FEDS" sign has been standing on top of his car this whole time. Confirmed at least one protester snatched by ICE in the chaos.
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inspired by this video
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what's the best Nirvana song and why is it Aneurysm
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*extreme Martin Sheen Boston accent voice* microprocessors
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for those of you who missed the hilarity
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he need cold, salt and a meal at the same time
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mine is the opposite, they released their worst album (King of Limbs) during mine. it did NOT help.
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fair play to Clara for RTing this, way to be a good sport
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lol those reports of all the investment bros in the theater during Wolf of Wall Street just hooting and hollering the entire time
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ooh ooh I bet I can figure this out it's I Can Change!!
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depends on how you look at it. him doing that accent and being an asshole seems very Wahlberg to me, at least the Wahlberg I imagine who got caught doing a hate crime in the 80s.
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yeah Verhoeven has two all-timers on there lol
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it's not a perfect movie -- Nicholson in particular is just so over the top -- but it's really a perfect vehicle for Mark Wahlberg, plus I thought Leo and Baldwin were good. also Ray Winstone is perfect as Mr. French.
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I could never
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the only reason I do is because our son stays up until 10 or later in the summers and sometimes on the weekends lol
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I like The Departed more than I like Clara Jeffery
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also this was technically not me until we had a kid. before we had a kid we were going to Wal-Mart at 2am to buy my wife a 3DS and Ocarina of Time, the game that made her madder than any other game aside from Mario Golf and Mario Tennis
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also in the 'completely missed the point' hall of fame along with robocop and fight for your right by the beastie boys
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whenever I see that prompt post about what advice do people over 30 have for younger folks, I just think about this. get ready because this is gonna be your ass in a few years!
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Earthquake Hero Dave Stewart
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'Love is a Stranger' by the Eurythmics is a good song but I dunno about those Dave Stewart grunts interspersed throughout.
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i liked gremlins. the dark crystal, however, is another story.
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I just assume whoever they still allow to have access is probably right-wing or adjacent and therefore have no interest in solidarity, only advancing their own careers
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i’m not a gremlin but i’ve got some theories about some of you
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thank you for reminding me of this post
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amazing to see how far below Ralf Rangnick he is, and that ETH was above 50%. just hilarious fact after hilarious fact.
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Salt/Pepa ‘28
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Amy Grant/Peter Cetera ‘28.
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The Brian Stelter Orchestra.
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sorry i tweeted “to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die” at morrissey
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they’re not gonna take away the license but they will do some corrupt illegal shit to pressure them! as we have seen time and again already this year
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that’s why they just do shit illegally instead, usually with mob tactics
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but you know, there’s room in the tent for all of us, you just gotta pick up the slack for me lol
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obviously I am extremely cynical given that I generally find Dem opposition in this current age to fall woefully short of what is needed. i don’t see how you maintain a level of hope lol
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it’s apparently some folk-punk singer! that people know!
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do you think they’re gonna do anything to try and fix the supreme court? or actually bring charges against fellow elected politicians for breaking laws?
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honest question, do you think if the dems get power again that they’re going to punish anyone who was or is in a position of power? J6 was normal dumbasses getting prosecuted. do you think they’re going to take actual drastic actions to ensure something like this doesn’t happen again? if so, why?
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*shrug*
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alright, that’s it, I’ve seen the absolute dumbest post about this entire thing
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time is of the essence, unless he just ate bent over like that the whole time which….is actually not that far fetched lol
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imagine if you saw this guy and took a picture instead of taking the opportunity to walk by and crop dust him
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lmao why would you prioritize the dentist appt, that’s the one you reschedule! fuck!
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i hope they play it on MTV Classic next
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i do think my content as a whole is about the same, i just don’t argue or openly dunk on people as much. sports, wrestling, music, MST3K, the occasional joke. that’s about it.
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well, I yell at people a lot less because the nazis aren’t here. also I have calmed slightly with age. plus too much irl attention for my posting in the past + being a parent means reeling it in a bit.
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Kat might have a future in AEW if politics doesn’t work out, she took a hell of a bump like a GD champ
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look, I have done cocaine and I have been around people who do cocaine and this guy is way too much of a dork to be a cocaine user. at best he’s the kind of guy who would snort Adderall before an all nighter.
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hey now, Wilburys are good and I consider Henley’s first half of the 80s a guilty pleasure lol
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I see your point but also I think we need to give people (such as me) some leeway to post some normal shit instead of a constant barrage of depressing news
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Warren Zevon’s “Excitable Boy”
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i have a riding mower now lol
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I / mowed my yard today / to see if I’m still old
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this is me and my son with Slayer
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alternatively I could’ve said “is this Patrick Carney of the Black Keys” but he can’t stay on beat and TMBG are better anyway
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He Might Be Giant
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oh wow they showed up to work on a weekday, huh? the bar really is on the goddamn floor at this point.
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my most lasting contribution to shitposting society
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lmao now that’s funny (that it was used, not that you were the top trainer)
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kids today don’t even remember the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces
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brutal. i’m glad you’re okay!
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of course lmao
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the thirst is real
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they all saw your nipples last night
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we out here, terrified
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lol you can tell how informed I am. also I’m old and that’s the only Future song I know because Andre
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at this point I feel confident that he is lol
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did i just look at an entire playlist of Future songs that doesn’t have Benz Friends (Whatchutola) on it??
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I knew I could feel confident in my assumption! and here’s the proof lol
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the name seems slightly familiar but given how many other shitty Dolans there are, I figured maybe my brain was just thinking of the Knicks guy lol
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i hope you mean this
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not even gonna google this guy, just gonna safely assume he’s protected numerous pedophiles in his career and feel confident in that assumption
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Gary Holt from Exodus has been the other guitar player since Jeff died
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Slayer was in Louisville yesterday and I didn’t go :(
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then the FCC said “no, fuck off” and everyone went to lunch
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one thing that’s great is when you make plans to go do something fun and then you spend the entire time leading up to doing the fun thing being totally anxious about it and not wanting to go. i voluntarily chose to do the fun thing! and yet
donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) reposted
*smacking the side of the phone* Give me happier information
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Quad City BJs
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ok this is a great one
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Clit - My Own Worst Enemy
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remembering that unfortunate recent arrest now also i thought about doing that joke with The Kinks and Supertramp lol