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created April 28, 2023

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this reminds me of how @theamitie.bsky.social is cited on like all the season 5 episodes of Breaking Bad on Wikipedia from his time doing reviews at IGN

20/9/2025, 3:14:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WASHINGTON (AP) - U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. reviews research materials prior to his hearing with the Senate Finance Committee on September 4, 2025.

RFK Jr. what RFK Jr thinks a pregnancy looks like
20/9/2025, 2:45:23 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel so old at being able to remember seeing this when it happened

20/9/2025, 2:28:19 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mods, name change, artbutt

20/9/2025, 2:03:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bold choices, i respect it

20/9/2025, 1:51:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hooked on chronics (@blazeweedman.bsky.social) reposted

first of all WHAT and secondly the mention gets the treatment

20/9/2025, 12:52:27 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In The Meantime

20/9/2025, 12:51:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lounge Act is the most underrated song on Nevermind. feel similarly about Very Ape from In Utero too

20/9/2025, 12:48:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they better not use up all the home runs before tomorrow's game when I'm gonna be sitting in the dang outfield

20/9/2025, 12:47:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whichever streaming service has Surviving The Game with Ice T and Rutger Hauer (probably Tubi lol)

20/9/2025, 12:46:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IHMAWTD gets double bonus points for being on the Beavis and Butthead Experience and referencing Jack Handey in the song

20/9/2025, 12:41:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture unraveled (@unraveledpress.com) reposted reply parent

This guy with a "LICK MY BUTTHOLE FEDS" sign has been standing on top of his car this whole time. Confirmed at least one protester snatched by ICE in the chaos.

20/9/2025, 12:18:54 AM | 1326 328 | View on Bluesky | view

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inspired by this video

20/9/2025, 12:36:51 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what's the best Nirvana song and why is it Aneurysm

20/9/2025, 12:36:30 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*extreme Martin Sheen Boston accent voice* microprocessors

20/9/2025, 12:33:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for those of you who missed the hilarity

20/9/2025, 12:32:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

20/9/2025, 12:31:52 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davoid (@davoid.bsky.social) reposted

*Pat Benetar voice*

The spine of a book titled HOPE IS A FERRIS WHEEL
1/9/2025, 7:42:02 PM | 105 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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mine is the opposite, they released their worst album (King of Limbs) during mine. it did NOT help.

20/9/2025, 12:28:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fair play to Clara for RTing this, way to be a good sport

20/9/2025, 12:21:35 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted

Onion headline: Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground
20/9/2025, 12:07:50 AM | 1870 195 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol those reports of all the investment bros in the theater during Wolf of Wall Street just hooting and hollering the entire time

20/9/2025, 12:17:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ooh ooh I bet I can figure this out it's I Can Change!!

20/9/2025, 12:15:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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depends on how you look at it. him doing that accent and being an asshole seems very Wahlberg to me, at least the Wahlberg I imagine who got caught doing a hate crime in the 80s.

20/9/2025, 12:14:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah Verhoeven has two all-timers on there lol

20/9/2025, 12:12:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's not a perfect movie -- Nicholson in particular is just so over the top -- but it's really a perfect vehicle for Mark Wahlberg, plus I thought Leo and Baldwin were good. also Ray Winstone is perfect as Mr. French.

20/9/2025, 12:11:32 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could never

20/9/2025, 12:06:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the only reason I do is because our son stays up until 10 or later in the summers and sometimes on the weekends lol

20/9/2025, 12:05:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like The Departed more than I like Clara Jeffery

20/9/2025, 12:03:45 AM | 48 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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also this was technically not me until we had a kid. before we had a kid we were going to Wal-Mart at 2am to buy my wife a 3DS and Ocarina of Time, the game that made her madder than any other game aside from Mario Golf and Mario Tennis

20/9/2025, 12:02:54 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also in the 'completely missed the point' hall of fame along with robocop and fight for your right by the beastie boys

20/9/2025, 12:01:06 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whenever I see that prompt post about what advice do people over 30 have for younger folks, I just think about this. get ready because this is gonna be your ass in a few years!

19/9/2025, 11:58:11 PM | 159 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Earthquake Hero Dave Stewart

19/9/2025, 11:56:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Love is a Stranger' by the Eurythmics is a good song but I dunno about those Dave Stewart grunts interspersed throughout.

19/9/2025, 11:54:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 11:22:24 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 10:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Breddy Tidgewater (@intelsebastian.bsky.social) reposted

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19/9/2025, 10:46:57 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i liked gremlins. the dark crystal, however, is another story.

19/9/2025, 10:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just assume whoever they still allow to have access is probably right-wing or adjacent and therefore have no interest in solidarity, only advancing their own careers

19/9/2025, 10:44:06 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’m not a gremlin but i’ve got some theories about some of you

19/9/2025, 10:41:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank you for reminding me of this post

19/9/2025, 10:40:51 PM | 45 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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amazing to see how far below Ralf Rangnick he is, and that ETH was above 50%. just hilarious fact after hilarious fact.

19/9/2025, 10:36:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Salt/Pepa ‘28

19/9/2025, 10:33:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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chart of Manchester United manager win percentages from Sir Alex Ferguson to present just hook it to my veins
19/9/2025, 10:33:36 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amy Grant/Peter Cetera ‘28.

19/9/2025, 10:28:10 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Brian Stelter Orchestra.

19/9/2025, 10:23:04 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry i tweeted “to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die” at morrissey

19/9/2025, 10:19:14 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reply parent

they’re not gonna take away the license but they will do some corrupt illegal shit to pressure them! as we have seen time and again already this year

19/9/2025, 10:16:59 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that’s why they just do shit illegally instead, usually with mob tactics

19/9/2025, 10:16:10 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but you know, there’s room in the tent for all of us, you just gotta pick up the slack for me lol

19/9/2025, 10:13:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reply parent

obviously I am extremely cynical given that I generally find Dem opposition in this current age to fall woefully short of what is needed. i don’t see how you maintain a level of hope lol

19/9/2025, 10:13:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it’s apparently some folk-punk singer! that people know!

19/9/2025, 10:09:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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do you think they’re gonna do anything to try and fix the supreme court? or actually bring charges against fellow elected politicians for breaking laws?

19/9/2025, 10:09:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reply parent

honest question, do you think if the dems get power again that they’re going to punish anyone who was or is in a position of power? J6 was normal dumbasses getting prosecuted. do you think they’re going to take actual drastic actions to ensure something like this doesn’t happen again? if so, why?

19/9/2025, 10:08:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*shrug*

19/9/2025, 10:01:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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alright, that’s it, I’ve seen the absolute dumbest post about this entire thing

Matt Pless Picture George Floyd and Charlie Kirk somewhere chillin in the afterlife drinkin a beer and shaking their heads at all of our dumb a$$es fighting over everything for the last 10 days
19/9/2025, 9:57:12 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reply parent

time is of the essence, unless he just ate bent over like that the whole time which….is actually not that far fetched lol

19/9/2025, 9:44:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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imagine if you saw this guy and took a picture instead of taking the opportunity to walk by and crop dust him

19/9/2025, 9:42:23 PM | 68 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao why would you prioritize the dentist appt, that’s the one you reschedule! fuck!

19/9/2025, 9:32:54 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i hope they play it on MTV Classic next

19/9/2025, 9:22:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Normandin (@marcnormandin.bsky.social) reposted

sorry

A La Forge meme with where the top negative box says
19/9/2025, 9:00:53 PM | 64 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reply parent

i do think my content as a whole is about the same, i just don’t argue or openly dunk on people as much. sports, wrestling, music, MST3K, the occasional joke. that’s about it.

19/9/2025, 7:31:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well, I yell at people a lot less because the nazis aren’t here. also I have calmed slightly with age. plus too much irl attention for my posting in the past + being a parent means reeling it in a bit.

19/9/2025, 7:30:01 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kat might have a future in AEW if politics doesn’t work out, she took a hell of a bump like a GD champ

19/9/2025, 7:08:49 PM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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look, I have done cocaine and I have been around people who do cocaine and this guy is way too much of a dork to be a cocaine user. at best he’s the kind of guy who would snort Adderall before an all nighter.

WWE reportedly uses the name
19/9/2025, 7:05:55 PM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey now, Wilburys are good and I consider Henley’s first half of the 80s a guilty pleasure lol

19/9/2025, 6:57:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see your point but also I think we need to give people (such as me) some leeway to post some normal shit instead of a constant barrage of depressing news

19/9/2025, 6:53:02 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Warren Zevon’s “Excitable Boy”

19/9/2025, 6:50:55 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have a riding mower now lol

19/9/2025, 6:23:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I / mowed my yard today / to see if I’m still old

19/9/2025, 6:21:56 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is me and my son with Slayer

19/9/2025, 6:17:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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alternatively I could’ve said “is this Patrick Carney of the Black Keys” but he can’t stay on beat and TMBG are better anyway

19/9/2025, 6:15:15 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He Might Be Giant

19/9/2025, 6:14:43 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh wow they showed up to work on a weekday, huh? the bar really is on the goddamn floor at this point.

This will go mostly unnoticed but all Dems showing up for this vote, on a Friday, is a big deal. In particular with so many absences. Good to see!
19/9/2025, 5:52:23 PM | 177 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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my most lasting contribution to shitposting society

19/9/2025, 2:54:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao now that’s funny (that it was used, not that you were the top trainer)

19/9/2025, 2:46:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kids today don’t even remember the diner scene from Five Easy Pieces

19/9/2025, 2:34:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Raub (@jesseraub.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

cold, salt and a meal at the same time

diner sandwich ordering scene from five easy pieces
19/9/2025, 1:32:22 PM | 250 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reply parent

brutal. i’m glad you’re okay!

19/9/2025, 2:06:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course lmao

19/9/2025, 1:26:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the thirst is real

19/9/2025, 1:25:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they all saw your nipples last night

19/9/2025, 1:21:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 1:20:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we out here, terrified

19/9/2025, 1:16:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol you can tell how informed I am. also I’m old and that’s the only Future song I know because Andre

19/9/2025, 1:15:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture assbutt (@nasboat.org) reply parent

at this point I feel confident that he is lol

19/9/2025, 1:13:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did i just look at an entire playlist of Future songs that doesn’t have Benz Friends (Whatchutola) on it??

19/9/2025, 1:11:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew I could feel confident in my assumption! and here’s the proof lol

19/9/2025, 1:09:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the name seems slightly familiar but given how many other shitty Dolans there are, I figured maybe my brain was just thinking of the Knicks guy lol

19/9/2025, 1:07:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i hope you mean this

19/9/2025, 1:05:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not even gonna google this guy, just gonna safely assume he’s protected numerous pedophiles in his career and feel confident in that assumption

19/9/2025, 1:01:32 PM | 56 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gary Holt from Exodus has been the other guitar player since Jeff died

19/9/2025, 12:58:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slayer was in Louisville yesterday and I didn’t go :(

19/9/2025, 12:57:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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then the FCC said “no, fuck off” and everyone went to lunch

19/9/2025, 12:37:09 PM | 40 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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one thing that’s great is when you make plans to go do something fun and then you spend the entire time leading up to doing the fun thing being totally anxious about it and not wanting to go. i voluntarily chose to do the fun thing! and yet

19/9/2025, 12:24:54 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) reposted

*smacking the side of the phone* Give me happier information

19/9/2025, 2:58:49 AM | 208 62 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quad City BJs

19/9/2025, 3:45:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok this is a great one

19/9/2025, 3:45:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clit - My Own Worst Enemy

19/9/2025, 3:41:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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remembering that unfortunate recent arrest now also i thought about doing that joke with The Kinks and Supertramp lol

19/9/2025, 3:41:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view