oh god, my tshirts are the worst part of my wardrobe. i have SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM, and i am unreasonably attached to all of them, even the ones i never wear.
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oh god, my tshirts are the worst part of my wardrobe. i have SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM, and i am unreasonably attached to all of them, even the ones i never wear.
i need to do this too, i feel like i am being weighed down by clothes that i keep out of sentimentality and it's making it hard to keep my closets and bedroom as clean as i'd like 😞
seems like something i'd be able to fuck up and throw at the wall about 9000 times because you can't fix your mistakes hahahaha
i feel like i need to fuck around with majolica.
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shoutout to that cow in the background taking a shit
i was trying to meditate earlier today and the cows were fucking popping off, they would not shut up.
gorgeous!
I feel the same way! I will never stop identifying as a poor kid, and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. I feel like it makes me a lot more compassionate because I definitely know what it's like to have nothing.
the same people who say that are the ones that post pics of trump kissing putin.
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i name my bong, usually! 🤷♀️ i had one that i got during the 2004 election named 'bong kerry', and a green one named "frong" (frog bong. it was green.) it's good luck! thank you for attending my tedtalk
Logging back on after dinner and bluesky's like
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i'm selling some original Toothpaste For Dinner art at drewtoothpaste.com. first come, first served (signed, selected randomly, ships separately from shirts)
A+ i've been doing some blueberry baking around here recently too (i like to put cardamom in it for the secret ingredient.)
hell yeah, add some BBQ sauce to that shit and you'll be a human balloon dog it no time!!
you can have a little taste! it's fine!
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that bright red paint with the maroon trim is gorgeous. nice plant, too!
thanks, brother!
Turns out, my main problem this whole time has been two dimensional ears!!
if musicians not getting paid wasn't enough for you, and Spotify CEO Daniel Ek investing 600 million euros in an AI war company wasn't enough for you, does having to upload your ID and turn on your webcam to listen to music finally convince you not to pay Spotify?
real talk
Your periodic reminder that the estimated cost to end hunger in the U.S. is $25 billion.
i'll try it again, but it made me so annoyed when i subbed to a couple of these and noticed no difference at all.
my new favorite thing about those folks is how they're like "🌊blue wave. democracy kisser. not my president. proud meemaw. slavi ukrani.🌊" only now they've also started adding "no whores"
they don't update this block list enough, i tried it and i was still getting tons and tons of these people following me
RIP to ozzy. hearing Sweet Leaf over the loudspeaker remains the best indicator that i am in the right place and that i'm going to have a great night. none of the bands i like would have existed without him!
I'm proud of you, too! That shit is rough going, and it's especially hard when you're quitting something that is so prevalent in society. You're so tough! You're gonna make it to mid-Sept and on and on and on from there!!
capitalist societies are disincentivized to solve homelessness because homelessness is the threat they use to keep you propping up the system xoxo
so pretty after it was rainy all day! 61 degrees when i took this pic, too ❤️
"we can't dismantle ICE! there are too many hard-working americans working for ICE, that wouldn't be fair to them."
i can't wait until it's 2029 and all the democrats are telling us why they can't dismantle ICE or reestablish any of the institutions that were dismantled, then act like a bookmark for when the right wing takes over again in 2032.
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oooh i will do that, thank you!
it's true! sure wish i could moderate my own experience! i'm not interested in having a bloated, meaningless follower count.
I'm noticing a new wave of weird follows from folks who are following like 58k people and followed by 22k. I wish there was something in the settings I could click to block them all.
mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time
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the world is still beautiful! the problem is us!
the best!
everyone loves a polymath!
the mountains were looking pretty nice on my way home today.
A VERY MERRY PRIME DAY TO US ALL!!
i like how I could bean someone in the head with mine if I got cornered in a dark alley, and how it will never ever break.
i'll stock up on regional treats for you, such as hallucinogenic maple syrup.
If you scooch your ass down here to Vermont, I'll show you how the weirdos party!
Summoning UFOs with morning glories in the holler while drunk off our asses. Your girl can throw a party, be nice to me to find out more.
Great pic, perfect party, no notes. It was fun hanging out!
i always do, brother 🫡
this is how i am, too, dawg. just let me wear all my clothes, damn.
it's called the entourage effect, alexis 🙄
wheel-thrown flower pot and saucer, featuring a pilea buddy.
oh man, i am in the woods. i can't go outside at all, even to do stuff in my workshop, without spraying down. they seem like they're on their way out, though! the past few days haven't been as bad
😑i'm covered in bites
when i got my old dog, he was going by the name princess jasmine.
i do too 😭 precious hilde
one of my senior citizen buddies at knitting circle was wearing guillotine earrings the other day and it was honestly queen shit. she said she'd bring me a pair next week 😌
there are so many frogs screaming outside all the time that you can't hear yourself think. i tiptoe around the yard because i'm afraid of stepping on them.
this shit is like a poor man's "jolene," dumbed ALL the way down.
Forest Spirit #2. Slipcast porcelain in vintage mold, black engobe, etc.
my friend has a sheet very similar to this, and every time i go to her house i am jealous! so cool, i would display it if the price was right
if i have fantastic tits at 80, i will nude model too.
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marion county! we might have both been #1, i was in school 10 years before you were. there was definitely a little bit of BEEEP! BEEEP! PULL UP! BEEEP! BEEEP! PULL UP! in the form of pretty progressive sex ed when i was in school, they definitely were trying to fix what a mess it was.
when i grew up in ohio, i was in the county with the highest teen pregnancy rate. i knew girls 7th grade who were pregnant. this shit is grotesque.
I disagree! I think they know EXACTLY how much we love each other, which is why they've spent billions and billions of dollars to try to break us all apart.
the perfect snack, honestly
I was just driving around, listening to Die for My Bitch, but the screen in the car was fucked, so it was showing that we were listening to Neutral Milk Hotel. I was ignoring it, then my kid gestured to the screen and was like "His bitch is Anne Frank."😑
YOU GOT THIS! you're the only one who loves pink floyd as much as she loves zz top.
i looked these up and was not prepared for the pouches just having one giant bear in them!
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platonically ideal dog 🥹
starting a fire in the fireplace on may 31st 😑
how else are you supposed to know it's him texting you?!
Isn't the guy who said Bluesky is dying the same one who tried to say there was something wrong with people for supporting Luigi Mangione? I didn't give a shit about what he said then, and I don't give a shit about what he says now!
I’m TOO OLD Your SPONGEBOB shit is not RELATABLE to ME MAKE JOKES about SOMETHING ELSE like WUTANG or WATCHING YOUR PARENTS AGE AND DIE that I CAN UNDERSTAND
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🌱 solomon's seal! 🌱
i picked out a bunch of bulbs to plant last year, and i gotta say, i picked some bangers
hello 🌱 friends. do you want to see my crazy tulips? [yes] or [no]
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that precious baby 🥹
more like three weaks 😞 I hope you're feeling better soon!
awww yeah, expert hole-waxing job there, if i do say so myself.
she's so excited. i'm happy for her. i hope she enjoys her new pope.
I wish anything thrilled me as much as this nun doing the sign language interpretation of the New Pope Drop.
IT WORKS!
that's my boy
i ain't never seen any locals in the holler drinking twisted teas or coronas, i'll say that much!
oof that vermont to florida transition has to shake you to your core
That's the truth! The folks up here are definitely top-notch, too.
that's the neighbor's barn. i think it's just empty, it's definitely pretty run-down. i appreciate the vibe of it, though!
I was just getting ready to post almost the exact same pic, only less wide lol
I was wondering why my Bluesky was so chilled out today, until I realized it was because I was actually looking at the knitting feed instead my home feed. Mystery solved!
Another jam
