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Belichick's postgame press conference decorated like a baby shower - balloon arch and all lmao
College football fans, I’m excited for you and imma let you finish… But six sleeps until Jayden Daniels plays ball
Belichick fraud status continuing to be confirmed. Tattooed.
Jesus Christ
Headphone sesh time! music.apple.com/us/album/pic... #hifi #music #nowplaying
Labor Day weekend is a top holiday weekend IMO. Crushes Memorial Day and all non Thanksgiving/Xmas contenders
“My dear ….”
Surely nothing bad could happen :/
I’m hard pressed to remember a stretch of amazing weather like this in the DMV
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
#NowPlaying Closer - Joy Division First US pressing. Godlike sound. #hifi #music #recordplayer
Full-stadium "Free DC" chant at Audi right now.
GOL DO BARCELONA GOL DO CRAQUE LAMINE YAMAL É ELEEE!!! RAYO 0X1 BARCELONA
GOOOOOOL DE LAMINE YAMAL ⚽️ 0-1 | ⏱️ 40’ | #RayoBarça
*Gin Blossoms. REALLY, autocorrect???
#NowPlaying New Miserable Experience - Gun Blossoms #vinyl #music #hifi #recordplayer
One thing I love about holidays on social media is seeing everyone’s home cooking. It’s not all instagram perfect but it all generally looks tasty as hell!
Pro tip for my early morning/overnight meat smokers who are also forgetful like me: If you forget apple juice, McDonald’s delivers that shit in a pinch, at pretty much all hours. I needed it for the pork spritz and totally forgot it on the store shopping list.
8 hours on so far
Pork butts rubbed (lolololol) and on the smoker 🫡
@beardyblue.bsky.social omg Snake just schooling baby Ocelot has me cracking up!!
Maryland stays winning.
I can
The rings are hung and the track is clear
It’s ring jousting, deviled crab cake and fried chicken day. 158th edition, encourage anyone in the area roll thru
Like I’m happy for you college ball enjoyers but for me this is just torture
This is the last weekend without NFL football for like 6 months and for that we all say hallelujah
Welp.
Don’t get my hopes up people
Did…did it happen??
[wakes up] is he-- is he d-- [checks news] ah! check back later then.
LFG #metalgearsolid3 #gaming #pcgaming
@beardyblue.bsky.social I am mere minutes away from playing metal gear solid 3 for the first time (remake but still)
FWIW it was $12 for a 4 pack of these at food lion, and it was ground NY strip…can’t shake a stick at that price
It was! Next time I need to move the pickles to the top of the patty for perfect construction, I think. Can’t go wrong with that combo of toppings.
Damn my attempt at perfect classic old school burgers is doing numbers on Friday night Bluesky who knew
Grilled tonight. Pickles are home grown and home made.
#NowPlaying Aja - Steely Dan
Chuck schumer retire now
Please retire and give the job to someone up for it.
Every now and then I get down to the end of the day I'll just stop, ask myself Why I've done it? It just seems so useless to have to work so hard And nothing ever really seem to come from it
Fuckin tiger mosquitos, man…
Fall has moved in early! We’re declaring summer officially over in D.C. — the earliest we’ve ever made the call. Near 80 by day, 50s–60s at night, and no heat waves in sight. 👉 www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
Buying anything from overseas is about to get more expensive, more logistically complicated, slower, and overall more annoying. Film photography community, retro games community, people into skincare already seeing chaos on eBay. eBay sellers locking US buyers out. www.404media.co/trump-tariff...
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
South Capitol Street blues (men’s teams): D.C. United (4-15-9), last in conference, 29th of 30 overall Washington Nationals (53-80), last in division, 28th of 30 overall Combined winless streak, overall: 17 (0-14-3) Scoring differential: DCU last, Nats 29th Last playoff berth: 2019 (both)
Nah they’ll just say it’s fake polls
Just another day to remember we don’t have to live like this. The guns.
Quick question, is it bad when the dictator gets to decide who is a Jew? I’m not familiar with history, how does that usually work out for us?
Beginning to get emails like this from small overseas businesses I've ordered products from in the past. I guess this is freedom.
This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.
#NowPlaying: Roman Candle - Elliott Smith #vinyl #music #record
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: - It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’ - It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’ - It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’ - It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’ - It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’ No worries if not!!!
Damn "The 21st century’s cruel irony is that even as a wide range of essential American institutions—universities like UChicago, but also hospitals and health insurers—increasingly sacrifice their duties to society on the altar of asset accumulation, they fail at accumulating assets."
@dcimpulse.bsky.social
Cosmere people, isles of the emberdark came and it’s beautiful!
Yeah, who can believe people who worked in an office long enough for a cup of coffee are like "you know what? lets go back!"
fuck them kids
a better look at the bruising on Trump's right hand today, via Getty
Regarding the liberal fantasy of saving X by posting on it more — @pbump.com has it exactly right www.pbump.net/o/the-power-...
Judge Xinis: Your clients are *absolutely forbidden* from removing Mr. Abrego from the continental United States. You understand this? DOJ: Yes.
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
Note that DHS Sec Kristi Noem's announcement of this states AS FACT numerous charges against Abrego. But the administration couldn't produce real evidence of MS-13 ties despite trying for MONTHS. He has been convicted of NONE of the criminal charges lodged here. Guilty until proven innocent. 2/
At the rate the Republicans are going, Bills of Attainder are going to start being passed by tomorrow.
TERRY! TERRY! TERRY!
Why does Bluesky have the most non joke recognizing user base on earth :/ well done anyway
So it's kind of like what they think of as socialism, but like, maybe, a national kind?
If I'm not mistaken DC House delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton, who is 88 years old and facing serious health and competency questions, has not been seen in public since this all started.
it's been almost two months since Chuck Schumer sat down for an interview as far as i can tell
The last thing I recall from Schumer was him calling Trump "Taco Trump" like it was the most clever thing in the world, and I believe the reason was because we weren't blowing up Iran
Soundtrack for prepping dinner and the finished product 1964 stereo pressing of Sketches of Spain - Miles Davis Sheet pan honey dijon sweet sausage, Brussels sprouts and golden taters. #nowplaying #music #vinyl #dinner
Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre’s memoir to be published posthumously
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
There’s the wrong person for the wrong moment and then there’s this guy. Holy shit…
Let our silence speak. Jason Levien must sell the team.
My late father in law was a Coastie. Since he isn’t here to say it, I’ll say it for him: this is a fucking disgrace
The Coast Guard works for ICE now. Coast Guard planes previously used for search and rescue have done hundreds of secret ICE flights in recent weeks, including two I watched from a public parking lot near BWI. My exclusive for Rolling Stone: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Jerry Adler, who played Hesh in ‘The Sopranos’, has passed away at age 96
I really don’t care that much. Have a great Sunday.
It’s literally a copy pasta from months ago. If your point is that creepy dudes exist and think they’re high value yeah but lol
The Venn diagram of people on Bluesky not getting obvious jokes/copypasta is almost a perfect circle too
Advocating for yourself for things that should be a given is exhausting. Exhausting. It's been a constant theme with extended family and now work. Sigh.
Well, yeah. The idea is that if you tell young people that America was flawed, they grow up into liberals who read Howard Zinn. If you tell them that America was great, a smaller of them eventually read Zinn, the rest don't want to hear this lib nonsense about how America's bad.
yeah but that's A level!
Holding to get an eye dr appointment and the muzak loop is like some C- level JRPG shit
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Whyyyy do no good games release for months and then in a 2 week span we got Metal Gear Solid 3 remake, new Shinobi and ofc, SILKSONG. God. Dammit.
Hollow Knight: Silksong OUT SEPT 4
ICE seems to be spreading out from D.C. into the suburbs... seeing multiple Nextdoor posts in Montgomery County showing them as far north as Gaithersburg.
😢
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Not them removing the cracker and barrel
They say tech is getting worse but Bluesky managed to build an app that works exactly the same as Twitter in every way but with an invisible force field that keeps USMNT weirdos out